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Advice you wish someone told you when you started
>inb4 buy bitcoin in 2009

>> No.26256267

>>26256227
Stop playing videogames

>> No.26256299
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26256299

>>26256227
Mine bitcoin in 2009
Nah I'd probably tell myself to stay away from the drugs, but I probably wouldn't listen anyway.

>> No.26256298

>>26256227
Don't get the penis reduction, start doing deadlifts instead to help offset the weight.

>> No.26256403

>>26256227
if we are excluding obvious shit like buy bitcoin in 2009, I would have started working out alot younger, aged 18-19.

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>>26256267
this, hits close to home

Also I would say buy gold or silver asap

>> No.26256540

>>26256227

Buy $CLF back in March last year

>> No.26256562

>>26256227
don't get into crypto

>> No.26256617

>>26256227
Don't quit jobs as if they are candy. Hang in there a little bit more.

>> No.26256619

>>26256227
get into crypto

>> No.26256636

join the army and dont hesitate pulling the trigger when you get the chance to kill a traitor

>> No.26256672

>>26256227
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and trick, cut your losses and fuck a prostitute

>> No.26256764
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>>26256227
Dont be afraid of breaking rules, forgiveness is easier than permission.

>> No.26256779

>>26256227
FUCK OFF ZOOMER MAN UP AND MAKE YOUR OWN MISTAKES

>> No.26256780

>>26256636
>join the army and dont hesitate pulling the trigger when you get the chance to kill a traitor
There's still time anon. You're only 13yo

>> No.26256879

>>26256227
Kill yourself

>> No.26256908

I would tell my self to mine as much btc and do as many many faucets as possible and hold it all. Avoid smoking weed and never ever go down on a girl after the first day of a music festival.

>> No.26257128

>>26256227
never go to /biz if you seek gainz
go to twitter if you seek gainz

>> No.26257231

>>26256227
Learn to socialize without alcohol

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>>26256908
>go down on a girl after the first day of a music festival

>> No.26257321

>>26256908
imagine the smell bros

>> No.26257333

daytrtade is a meme
always look at least for 4h candles
you can't afford something unless you can buy it twice
learn to enjoy reading books

>> No.26257355

>>26256908
>>26257250
lol I remember the first time I went down it was over for me. I could ve faked it but my dick said no.

>> No.26257789

>>26256227
stop playing video games when you turn 13, don't waste so many precious hours of your life on them for the next 10 years
don't date her (or anyone for that matter)
figure out what "self love" means so you can avoid ruining friendships later on
go ahead and go to community college, but skip university until you know for goddamn sure what you want to do. assuming it even requires going
funnel whatever extra $ you have into crypto before 2017
don't start drinking alone. it's very fucking hard to quit as it turns out
basically just start over, you fucked almost everything up real good retard

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26257850

Accept it and get on meds as soon as possible; don’t fuck around so much with startups.

>> No.26257873

Learn some patience and learn the art of the hodl

So many dumb panic sells before I grew some balls

>> No.26257945

don't fuck up the several situations where a girl showed interest in you

>> No.26257960

>>26256227
Stop being such a retarded cuck loser... too late now. I am 27 year old virgin. Thanks mom for telling me to be nice

>> No.26257969
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>>26256227

Be more social and get help for your confidence issues. The earlier you start the easier your life will be later on. Don't watch porn so you could finally pay attention to that girl who liked you but you ignored her because she didn't look as hot as those pornstars. Stop playing Runescape all day so you can play sports outside in the hot sun with your friends.

Finally, don't think things will get better/be solved when you get older, because they will get worse if you don't attack them head on.

>> No.26258015

>>26256464
That you, Peter?

>> No.26258061

>>26256227
DONT EVER START PLAYING WOW

ITS LIKE CRACK AND WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

STAY AWAY

>> No.26258075

>>26257850
This + get a dog.

>> No.26258076

>>26256636
So you would kill yourself then considering anybody who fights in the army is a traitor to their people in favour of Zog.

>> No.26258105

>>26256227
my advice would be:
the world hates you

>> No.26258134

>>26256267
*stop putting off doing things and playing video games as escapism

>> No.26258170

Weed is a waste of time and will bring you shit friends.

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>>26258061
>Quit in 2011
>it still hurts
>you now long for something that no longer exists