/smg/ SCREAM MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.26188590]

WHAT THE FUCK THE FUCKING SKY IS FALLING WHY THE FUCK IS MY INTERNET NOT WORKING AND WHERE IS MY DOG AND HOLY SHIT MY PORTFOLIO JUST DROPPED 76% IN 3 HOURS I'M FUCKING RUINED EDITION:

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
Full playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3s0W8G-F7AdlU964_8WLh1YsCtQJ4lP1


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>>26185250

[Anonymous No.26188633]

BUY DENN

[Anonymous No.26188634]

Which one of you guys posted Tinnys tiktok and youtube channel on the /pol/ CLFtranny thread?
kek

[Anonymous No.26188647]

There will be dips to buy up tomorrow, right bros??

[Anonymous No.26188657]

>>26188590

Hey I'm from /pol/

What the fuck is an option and what is CLF and how do I make gains like this?

[Anonymous No.26188667]

$10k.
What do YOU buy? No options.

[Anonymous No.26188670]

The market will go into exponential mode soon and explode for the next 2 years until it crashes in mid 2023.

[Anonymous No.26188675]

>>26188633
I think you mean
>BUY DFEN

[Anonymous No.26188690]

>>26188657
go back to your thread you fat retard

[Anonymous No.26188691]

>>26188657
You Have a whore for a mother. An brother who is into incest. And an unyielding need for being a mentally handicapped faggot.

[Anonymous No.26188693]

FIRST FOR STEEL BROS
>X
>VALE
AND OF COURSE
>CLF
STEELCHADS WITH STEELHANDS REPORT IN

[Anonymous No.26188702]

>>26188657
CLF tranny, (the 'person' who made that image) go xir's initial money from taking tranny pills to become a tranny and starting an OnlyFans. So first you need to buy HRT. If you can't afford that buy kneepads first.

[Anonymous No.26188703]

>>26188657
the answer to all your questions is RUBIC. or RBC. BUY IT.

[Anonymous No.26188705]

>>26188657
one tranny who knew better than us all

made more than what all of us made on gme combined

[Anonymous No.26188706]

>>26188657
You have the option to lose all of your money

[Anonymous No.26188708]

Tinny stop shilling your YouTube

[Anonymous No.26188709]

>>26188657
PLTR x10 leverage ENDING JUNE $$$$$$50

[Anonymous No.26188714]

>>26188670

>holding this pile of shit up for another 2 years

it ain't happening anon. the party's over

[Anonymous No.26188719]

How do i find a job that works with and around heavily pregnant woman ?

[Anonymous No.26188723]

FUSE

[Anonymous No.26188735]

>>26188714
>my life is bad
>therefore the world WILL end
you have /pol/ induced schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.26188737]

>>26188719
abortion clinic

[Anonymous No.26188748]

>>26188719
OBGYN
Lot of school tho

[Anonymous No.26188751]

>>26188719
Have you tried working at a maternity ward you fucking imbecile?

[Anonymous No.26188770]

>>26188719
Google "crack baby caretaker"

[Anonymous No.26188783]

>>26188735

I'm only going to do this once. This is a preemptive strike - so i don't have to do it when the floor falls from below our feet.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.26188803]

>>26188708
dont do that dude

its illogical

[Anonymous No.26188812]

How do you invest in porn? I can't find pornhub or xhamster on my broker

[Anonymous No.26188834]

Meme stocks preform the best, can anyone refute this?

[Anonymous No.26188844]

>>26188783
Based FUDposter tricking the goyim into selling so I can buy their cheapies.

[Anonymous No.26188846]

FUTURES BROS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

[Anonymous No.26188848]

>>26188812
Blackrock probably has its fingers in porn through shell companies?

[Anonymous No.26188849]

Even though none of you faggots deserve DD. I give you the tea of the next leading SPAC.
>PIPP
I don't want to hear any of you fuckers FUD. I swear all you cuckolds want nothing more than to be miserable.

[Anonymous No.26188855]

I'm beginning to learn that the only way to beat the autistic supercomputer quants that MMs use to trade options is to go all in on memes, buy straddles, buy calls, sell butterflies. Their stupid math is worthless with memes

[Anonymous No.26188877]

>>26188737
>>26188748
>>26188751
>>26188770
im thinking something more along the lines of pool managing, or maybe something that works around younger children, where moms are most likely to be preggo

[Anonymous No.26188879]

>>26188834
Historically yes, but history has no more bearing on this timeline.

[Anonymous No.26188889]

>>26188846
FUCKING NIGGERS STOP MAKING ME OPEN ETRADE

[Anonymous No.26188893]

>>26188834
survivorship bias
of the 100 meme stocks shilled in the past month maybe 15-20 will make big gains and 2 or 3 will moonshot
meme stocks are valuable to anticipate moves early but if you put $100 in every meme stock you're not seeing a ton of growth

[Anonymous No.26188919]

>>26188877
I can tell from your posts that you look like a greasy pedophile so nobody is going to want you around children, sorry champ.

[Anonymous No.26188931]

>>26188877
I'm thinking you shouldn't be within 1000 ft of any school zones or government building

[Anonymous No.26188934]

>>26188877
I was a lifeguard wagie at public and country club pools for 6 years. Only ever saw 1-2 preggo women every summer tops

[Anonymous No.26188937]

Is it possible to find a sugar daddy that helps me with investing?

[Anonymous No.26188943]

>>26188846
>not even down 1%
Please, please, please SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.26188953]

hiden biden is going to jail

[Anonymous No.26188962]

>>26188937
Yeah stick around in thread until you find a tripfag named "scoops". He's the nigger you're looking for

[Anonymous No.26188973]

>>26188657

I'm laughing so hard

I didn't know /smg/ gets this triggered LMAO

[Anonymous No.26188976]

>>26188953
I actually look forward to your seething posts when Biden becomes president and Trump is sent to jail.

[Anonymous No.26188985]

>>26188937
You have the same chances as the high school prom queen going to hollywood and not doing porn.

[Anonymous No.26188987]

>>26188657
Just chose any stock and buy as many calls as you can afford. Borrow money if you have to. Stocks only go up! thank you for visiting /smg/ please dont come back

[Anonymous No.26188989]

>>26188633
This. Also buy DFEN.

[Anonymous No.26189000]

>>26188667
suncor

[Anonymous No.26189011]

>>26188590
Everything will be fine.

[Anonymous No.26189017]

>>26188919
>>26188931
thats where most of my experience lies, no pedo guys, just preggos

im young and good looking and think its fun to flirt with them, theyre horny

>>26188934
was a LG since 15, im thinking this is where my fetish started... huge preggos every summer all the time.

[Anonymous No.26189022]

>that feel when you realize that this is just the resumption of the Biden bullrun from 2009-2016
OOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.26189030]

>>26188846
HOLY FUCK YOU WEREN'T JOKING NASDUMP NOO
>>26188953
Tinny I'm pretty sure there's transsexual people with less mental problems than you

[Anonymous No.26189034]

>>26188973
you know we hate all your shitty spamming you dumb hungarian faggot

[Anonymous No.26189039]

You have two very cool and stylish countries right there in China and Japan. They have their cool little quirks like anime and ethnic cleansing. Very cool places. But of primary importance, is their women. Both countries yield far, FAR superior females, compared with South Korea. South Korean women have square jaws like men. They are taller, and have larger facial features than both Chinese and Japanese women. Stop posting South Korean women. They are gross. Get some fucking taste, or at the very least stick to 2D. You fucking freak.

[Anonymous No.26189047]

>>26188973
CLF tranny will go down as a legend, simultaneously FUDs his own positions while making millions for her (male) bottom surgery

[Anonymous No.26189055]

>>26188846
>futures

[Anonymous No.26189060]

>>26189022
I wish that were true but his fiscal team is much more anti-wall street than the Obama era admin

[Anonymous No.26189061]

>>26188953
>only college graduates are allowed to post here
>>26188973
No one is triggered. We just all understand how much of a fucking loser you are. If you had real money, education, personality, etc. Than you wouldn't be "flexing" on an cartoon message board for adults with Asperger's. Go cry into a hentai pillow

[Anonymous No.26189080]

>>26188976

[Anonymous No.26189097]

Also x is still a play i guess?

[Anonymous No.26189098]

>>26188657
Please take a shower you greasy tranny

[Anonymous No.26189104]

>>26189060
Is it actually tho?

[Anonymous No.26189117]

>>26188667
KHC. Get on the KETCHUP TRAIN.

[Anonymous No.26189121]

>>26189061

>only college graduates are allowed to post here

yeah. /biz/ is known for high level thought. just like the rest of 4chan.

[Anonymous No.26189152]

>>26188719
Sonography. Or PICU/NICU nurse.

[Anonymous No.26189154]

i want to comment on smg videos too guys but my real name is my username so that not gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.26189172]

>>26189121
It's okay fren. You can go be uneducated on /b/ or /vg/ or some shit. Adults are using this forum

[Anonymous No.26189182]

does anyone use the Schwab securities lending program? is it good?

[Anonymous No.26189189]

Hey so, should I dump my BB calls. If so? When

[Anonymous No.26189213]

>Bed Bath & Beyond and Kohl's will no longer sell My Pillows
Very bearish for BBBY

[Anonymous No.26189219]

AMC is the next pump and dump short squeeze that reddit mods are orchestrating
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.26189220]

>>26189189
Hold you puss

[Anonymous No.26189225]

what plans do you have for tomorrow? i will buy 1k worth of CLF, 500 of CCIV and enjoy the gains of the rest of my portfolio

[Anonymous No.26189231]

>>26189154
just kidding the comments are all doxxed newfags

[Anonymous No.26189258]

>>26189225
2k into BFARF
1k into CLF
1k into BCRX

[Anonymous No.26189273]

>>26189219
>Reddit
ngmi faggot

[Anonymous No.26189279]

>>26189219
how do you know

[Anonymous No.26189285]

>>26189189
limit sell @ $16
it'll dump down to $5

[Anonymous No.26189286]

>>26188849
Sorry, I'm not going to buy into your pajeet PnD scam SPAC

[Anonymous No.26189292]

WFC vs BAC??

i like bac more

[Anonymous No.26189294]

>>26189189
hodl that shit, we are just getting started, avg down if needed

[Anonymous No.26189298]

>>26189273
i literally am though
your emotions control you i just make money regardless of the source

[Anonymous No.26189302]

>>26189154
>>26189231
Here is your (you) you attention seeking whore. Go be a faggot somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.26189323]

>>26189292
WFC is the nigger of big banks

[Anonymous No.26189332]

>>26189292
BAC no question

[Anonymous No.26189350]

Fuck, I don't even want the markets to open tomorrow desu.

[Anonymous No.26189355]

>>26189298
You literally are a bagholding mentally ill faggot? whose gains couldn't persaude an haitan hooker to blow you? Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.26189390]

>>26189350
Why are you so scared to make more money?

[Anonymous No.26189394]

>>26189302
just ignore me next time , like usual ;)

also did evryone actually post their hands one thread..?

[Anonymous No.26189402]

>>26189286
This SPAC is more American than the greatest anime

[Anonymous No.26189413]

>>26189220
They do expire the 29th

[Anonymous No.26189439]

so happy for you guys

[Anonymous No.26189443]

might start selling covered calls on AMC the IV is insane, holy shit

[Anonymous No.26189462]

Everyone should post their muscles : ^)

[Anonymous No.26189467]

>>26189394
Go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.26189478]

>>26189350
I'm actually excited as fuck and can't sleep

[Anonymous No.26189501]

So uhm... wouldn't it be cute if....if we.....entered a bear market together?

[Anonymous No.26189513]

>>26189478
same, wonder if were in market mania phase now

[Anonymous No.26189537]

>>26189060
>political bias instead of historical reality
2008 was the resurgence of the money printer. Now the Fed has super printing.
BUCKLE IN. THE DOLLAR IS GOING TO ZERO BUT THE LINES WILL GO UP MASSIVELY

[Anonymous No.26189540]

i took a job application and had to disclose if i voted republican, i voted bmuplf of course , im not gonna hear back am i ... Shoulda lied

[Anonymous No.26189549]

>>26189443
AMC is a decent buy i think

[Anonymous No.26189556]

>>26189292
BAC, but they've both been overbought recently.

[Chronos No.26189558]

There's always partially clotted blood whenever I blow my nose

[Anonymous No.26189562]

>>26188667
>No options.
An FG-42 reproduction. The .308 one.

[Anonymous No.26189566]

>>26189540
Stop larping you gaslighting git.

[Anonymous No.26189570]

[Anonymous No.26189580]

>>26189292
JPM
>>26189350
We just had 3 days off. Fuck you

[Anonymous No.26189585]

>>26189443
i wouldnt sell calls on it you are going to lose money its gonna pump

[Anonymous No.26189600]

>>26188693
X shareholder reporting for duty sir

[Anonymous No.26189609]

>buy GME at $12
>sell at just below $15 and haven't looked back until today
At least I made a profit, r-right?

[Anonymous No.26189610]

Why are there so many pajeets into stocks? You can smell them from their desktops

[Anonymous No.26189611]

>>26188657
/pol/ is here. Time to exit the market

[Anonymous No.26189639]

>>26189610
Biotech and TSLA are the major holdings of all poo boiler rooms

[Anonymous No.26189650]

>>26189558
dry winter nose

[Anonymous No.26189655]

>>26189610
Everybody thinks it's totally normal that stocks have rallied 300% during a pandemic

Totally organic evaluations, nothing unusual about that whatsoever. The line will just keep going literally STRAIGHT up...

[Anonymous No.26189666]

>>26188693
VALE CATCHES ON FIRE
STOCK GOES DOWN
PRICE OF IRON ORE GOES UP DUE TO REDUCED SUPPLY
STOCK REBOUNDS HIGHER
VALE CATCHES ON FIRE AGAIN
???
PROFIT

[Anonymous No.26189667]

>>26189609
$15 was nowhere near fair value you paperhand dummy

[Anonymous No.26189680]

>>26188657
>8x
Well first you gotta have around 100k

[Anonymous No.26189681]

WHAT EHER FCK ARE FUTURES DOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GO BAKC UP GO BACK GO BAKCV

[Anonymous No.26189693]

>>26189611
Yep. Here the last time this happened. Anyone who stays have fun kys soon

[Anonymous No.26189707]

>>26189566
i literally never larp here, unless i create my own thread, no reason to , if i feel like a lot of newfags are in the thread, ill spew random bullshit, but thats about it

>>26189609
i bought at 11 and sold at 12, just forget it happened, accept any gains

[Chronos No.26189753]

>>26189650
That's a relief I thought it was cancer

[Anonymous No.26189755]

>>26189611
>>26189693
You guys are probably the same people who "inverse reddit" when they trade the same fucking stocks we do.

[Anonymous No.26189765]

>>26189707
Fuck you I'm not new I've been here all winter.

[Anonymous No.26189776]

I've been browsing /pol/ for the past 200 hours with no sleep. My research shows me the market will crash and burn tomorrow, Trump will declare martial law and execute the demonrats.

[Anonymous No.26189794]

>>26189443
holy fucking shit, the volume on 1/22 calls is insane. this shit is going to pump hard and dump hard

[Anonymous No.26189804]

>>26189323
is this a good thing?

>>26189332
bac is based buffet

>>26189556
>overbought

look at tesla

[Anonymous No.26189806]

>>26188693
How the fuck was x worth 140 dollerydoos in 2007

[Anonymous No.26189811]

>>26189776
Every few days, I briefly hop into /pol/. And every time it is even more batshit crazy than the last.

[Anonymous No.26189833]

>>26189811
/pol/ is the only sane place, stop drinking sóy, jew slave.

[Anonymous No.26189834]

>>26189707
don't call me newfag, been a 4channer since June 21st

[Anonymous No.26189835]

>>26188667

1/5 NIO, 1/5 MRO, 1/5 TQQQ, 1/5 CRSPR, 1/5 CLF

[Anonymous No.26189882]

Blood red in burgerland all friday.
10k in cash should I go all in on something that might moonshot and try to make a quick 5 grand Monday?
This clown market can't last forever and I'm trying to catch a poompa

[Anonymous No.26189897]

>>26189776
Tinny stop changing your IP

[Anonymous No.26189912]

>>26188976
It’ll claim it’s all a ruse to smoke out the deep state. Qtards are the dumbest sacks of shit on the face of the earth. I think fucking lizard people are grooming humanity for alien harvesting and even I’m not retarded enough to fall for fucking “trust the cia” esoteric shitposting nostradamus.

[Anonymous No.26189937]

>>26189882
It's over. 80% drop today, the the dow will drop to $0.001 by EOW
GEOTUS TRUMP will nationalize wall street and start the second holocaust

[Anonymous No.26189938]

Give.me your gme predictions senpaitachi I'm 2.3k shares deep @13.46

[Anonymous No.26189945]

>>26189776
im gonna grape yu in the mouth

[Anonymous No.26189951]

so here I am, sitting high as fuck and wondering to myself why would lithium be a valuable commodity if it is highly abundant in the earth, and with efficient battery recycling, can be reused infinitely.

[Anonymous No.26189961]

Posting on pol should prevent you from posting on other boards for 48 hours
I just wanna talk about losing money and being retarded and these fuckers are ruining my vibes

[Anonymous No.26189981]

>>26189938
How does 6,900 per share sound?

[Anonymous No.26189991]

>>26189951
It only comes from afgabistan

[Anonymous No.26189992]

>>26189882
BFARF

[Anonymous No.26190003]

>>26189961
You will lose all your money tomorrow jew

[Anonymous No.26190022]

>>26189938
Nice, I only got 250 shares. Hits 60 easily with news from Cohen

[Anonymous No.26190025]

>>26189961

[Anonymous No.26190026]

Am I the only CCIV-fag in the thread? r/spacs is hyping them up to moon soon

[Anonymous No.26190030]

>>26190003
If only, my bank threw a fit and blocked my transfer so now I have to wait until 8 pacific to clear it

[Anonymous No.26190037]

>>26189951
"rare earth" elements are usually abundant throughout earth, just not concentrated enough to feasibly mine.

[Anonymous No.26190045]

VALE 10% TOMORROW SCREENSHOT THIS POST

[Anonymous No.26190059]

>>26190030
All money in banks will be seized by GEOTUS Trump

[Anonymous No.26190074]

Heres my schizo watchlist, theres way too many and i like them all

dkng
bft
ghiv
ktos
enic
clf
xom
rtx
psth
btwn
rsg
bstz
wm
FOUR
fang

i have a lot more.......

[Anonymous No.26190077]

>>26190045
I fucking hope so I wanna see my LEAPS printing money.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.26190098]

>>26190074
>BSTZ
>PSTH
>WM
based

[Anonymous No.26190108]

CCIV bros, thoughts?

[Anonymous No.26190129]

My name is tinny

[Anonymous No.26190180]

>>26189951
>>26189991
SQM has enough lithium to satisfy demand for 180 years

[Anonymous No.26190187]

>>26190180
Does that demand have EV explosion priced in

[Anonymous No.26190215]

>>26190098
>bill ackman bags
>based

Lel

[Anonymous No.26190231]

>futures
my $20 C weekly call finna print baby

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.26190236]

>>26190215
Hell you can sell when whatever they announce is merging it's definitely going to pop. Ackman has been doing pretty damn good though, besides herbalshit.

[Anonymous No.26190260]

How retarded would it be to invest in PG&E on the assumption that it’s too big to fail and enough land has burned that it can’t all burn again anytime soon?

[Anonymous No.26190261]

>>26190129
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2oi76
>skip to 5:57

[Anonymous No.26190277]

>>26190261
go fuck yourself you little shit

[Anonymous No.26190286]

>>26190187
Yes. Almost all EV battery memes are riding the coattails of EV memes.
>>26190215
I got calls I need to secure profits on. And I ain't sellin' until Bill Ackman announces the Stripe/Subway/Chick-Fil-A merger

[Anonymous No.26190292]

>>26190236
I think Google finally caught on to me browsing this thread all day and recommended me a YouTube video about the herbalife retardation. Shit was fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.26190299]

>>26190277
bit tinny

[Anonymous No.26190308]

CCIV BROS
THOUGHTS??!

[Anonymous No.26190337]

>>26188657
Return to your cesspool low IQ nigger

[Anonymous No.26190394]

>>26190074
could you tell me more about what you think about btwn? when do you predict that they will merge? even if they don't merge with coconut amazon, will they still be worth the investment and merge with something else good?

[Anonymous No.26190402]

>>26190337
You will scream when stock market crashes

[Anonymous No.26190418]

>>26190402
No we won’t because we’ll just short it and be rich

[Anonymous No.26190436]

sd

[Anonymous No.26190471]

>>26190436
Semon demon?

[Anonymous No.26190490]

>>26190418
It will never go back up. GEOTUS Trump will switch to gold backed currency

[Anonymous No.26190494]

What are some based and redpilled companies to invest in?

[Anonymous No.26190499]

>>26189655
Two reasons. Stimulus bucks, and inflation.

[Anonymous No.26190507]

Been selling puts on margin. Pretty fucking based if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.26190534]

>>26190494
MO

[Anonymous No.26190544]

>>26189667
you realize we're talking about a video game retail store right?

[Anonymous No.26190588]

>>26190494
BFARF
PLTR
CLF
X
ABML

[Anonymous No.26190613]

oh I get it
chuck's fuck and suck lol

[Anonymous No.26190621]

>>26190544
Clown Market doesn't care, and neither do the boomers who buy vidya for their grandkids.

[Anonymous No.26190623]

what's the deal with ACB (Aurora Cannabis) anyone? worth fucking with or not really?

[Anonymous No.26190625]

>>26190613
Dude, dubs. I get it now
Check em

[Anonymous No.26190635]

>>26190613
It took me 2 years to get it anon

[Anonymous No.26190667]

>>26190635
took me two seconds.
yall rarted.

[Anonymous No.26190690]

>>26190667
You T-rarted

[Anonymous No.26190728]

Whats the latest meme that'll make me money

[Anonymous No.26190746]

>>26190728
Nokia LEAPS as collateral to sell financially suicidal weekly calls.

[Anonymous No.26190763]

>>26190728
GME

[Anonymous No.26190794]

I love the echo chamber here. Same faggots shilling the same shit. This site is aids

[Anonymous No.26190800]

>>26190260
>enough land has burned
I can assure you it has not. And it's always regrowing.
In case you're a coastlet: the climate is completely different from inland regions. Mid 70 last weekend in January.

[Anonymous No.26190827]

>>26190800
Leave the bird alone.

[Anonymous No.26190845]

>>26190800
Bitch leave my nigga alone!

[Anonymous No.26190864]

>>26190763
No way gme pumps more

[Anonymous No.26190871]

you know what I'm fuckin bored of playing it safe and hedging, I've barely made any money since pltr mooned. I currently have $9200 in my account and when the market opens I'm selling everything except pltr so shill me something

[Anonymous No.26190879]

WE WILL MAKE IT TOMORROW CCIV-FAGS

[Anonymous No.26190886]

>>26190864

[Anonymous No.26190893]

>>26190746
People are talking up BB as the next thing, unironically could nokia be a thing?

[Anonymous No.26190896]

>>26190871
PLTR

[Anonymous No.26190899]

>>26190494

CLF

[Anonymous No.26190913]

>>26190879

Was Super NES the best console ever???

[Anonymous No.26190918]

>>26190490
The stock market existed before 1972.

[Anonymous No.26190922]

>>26190864
>>26190886
I'm betting on a literally historic short squeeze. $1k+ and back in the course of a couple hours.
>>26190893
Lol no. It's just a LEAPS play selling covered calls to reduce your cost basis at nearly no risk.

[Anonymous No.26190933]

>>26190893
>blackberry
literally how?

[Anonymous No.26190946]

>>26190913
can I pull of rugby shirts as an American?

[Anonymous No.26190949]

CLF is going to skyrocket soon.

GME might bounce and crab for a week but if a short squeeze ever happens just try to sell the top.

[Anonymous No.26190956]

>>26190933
Shit works

[Anonymous No.26190959]

>>26190933
I don’t know, but I just bought a bunch of BB stock cause /biz/ told me to.

[Anonymous No.26190973]

>>26190946
Tell me what to think about SNES first

[Anonymous No.26190980]

>>26188590
Market is not open yet, retard.

[Anonymous No.26190996]

[Anonymous No.26191024]

>>26190996
You need Jesus and a better performing coin.

[Anonymous No.26191029]

>>26190980
WE’RE GETTING A HEAD START
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.26191033]

Cannabro here. Just got back from smoking. I swear I would be a serial murderer or habitual charges of aggravated assault. I have a terrible temper and if it wasn't for cannabis I probably wouldn't be here. I hope all of you are invested correctly.

[Anonymous No.26191039]

Why does no one discuss option spreads?

[Anonymous No.26191074]

>>26191033
You realize weed makes psychotic problems worse right?
Get help.

[Anonymous No.26191101]

>>26191039
Hard to get approved on RH.
Also you have to have the patience to watch like, ten whole minutes of youtube videos to understand them. You can't just take six words of advice from 4chan and act on it with options.

[Anonymous No.26191103]

>>26190913
super nes wasnt even the best nintendo console

[Anonymous No.26191116]

How do you decide which series of stock to get when a company has multiple? For instance Northland Power (NPI). I can see the dividends are different but the share prices and behaviour are also really different across the series.

[Anonymous No.26191125]

>>26191074
You realize your information comes from a movie made by the 1920s equivalent of Mothers against Canada right?
>Go drink and Drive

[Anonymous No.26191126]

>>26191033
>now you have to invest in weed to prevent anon from becoming a serial killer

[Anonymous No.26191169]

>>26191126
I just audibly kek'd. Have a present

[Anonymous No.26191171]

>>26191103
don't disrespect your forefathers

[Anonymous No.26191200]

>>26190827
>>26190845
Hand over the TQQQ LEAPS or this duck has been fucked for the last time.

[Anonymous No.26191210]

>tfw getting into stock markets fixed my sleeping schedule

[Anonymous No.26191217]

>>26191074

Weed slows down the world for me (or maybe it's me that's slowed down) and I'm able to see it through the eyes of what I assume is a normie and relax.

My ADD keeps me firing on all cylinders all the time so it's nice to slow down for a bit, watch some kino, eat some Monster Nachos and get my cock sucked by some college QT in return for a few Adderall and her phone bill paid for the month.

God bless America

[Anonymous No.26191218]

>>26189219
I came here to post this. AMC has a massive number of calls this week, with a put/call volume ratio of 0.11. Something is going to happen with AMC

[Anonymous No.26191234]

>>26191125
I am pro weed but he is right Anon...

https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C5&q=cannabis+schizophrenia&oq=cannabis+schi

[Anonymous No.26191239]

>>26191210
then why are you still up?

[Anonymous No.26191241]

>>26191171
I don't care how many fucking dads he has. Senpai is correct.

[Anonymous No.26191266]

>>26191217
Obscenely based

[Anonymous No.26191267]

>>26191239

[Anonymous No.26191295]

>>26191217
i started smoking weed 4 years ago and left rehab for alcoholism and heroin addiction 7 months ago. it's the weed that did it and you're all fools, absolute fools

[Anonymous No.26191320]

>>26191295
REEFER MADNESS

[Anonymous No.26191329]

>>26191217
sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.26191336]

>>26191295
>doing heroin after trying weed
You could just not be retarded lmao

[Anonymous No.26191340]

>>26191234
I say it as someone who smoked for a decade bordering on a quad a week and finally went cold turkey, IT IS NOT MAKING YOUR LIFE BETTER, IT IS JUST MAKING YOU NOT CARE ABOUT HOW BAD IT’S GOTTEN. DRUGS CANNOT SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS BUT YOU CAN SOLVE THEM IF YOU CHOOSE THE HARD BUT NOBLE PATH. DON’T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY

[Anonymous No.26191343]

>>26191234
>High Investors = Gains Higher
extremely bullish

[Anonymous No.26191378]

>>26191340
Ok fersure doggy

[Anonymous No.26191384]

>>26190973
I think it has some of the most charming games of any system. It hits the sweetspot of being retro but advanced enough to support attractive visuals and sounds.

[Anonymous No.26191396]

>>26191295
It was actually you that did it. Isn't rehab supposed to make you realize that?

[Anonymous No.26191395]

>>26191295
I do all drugs regularly and never went to rehab once. They tricked you into thinking you had a problem when it was a solution

[Anonymous No.26191400]

>>26191103
>>26191171
>>26191241

Super Nintendo is hands down the best system.

[Anonymous No.26191427]

>>26191340
I think the real problem is you aren't American because Americans don't quit. They only grow efficiency. I'm sorry you invested 10 years of your life to something you would just give up on. Have more conviction senpai.

[Anonymous No.26191428]

FUTURES FROZE ITS PROBABLY DOWN 5% BY NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.26191439]

>>26191400
this

[Anonymous No.26191449]

>>26190879
Glad I'm not the only retard invested in CCIV. Now if only I could find other people to confirm my bias regarding AMRS, APHA, and ICLN

[Anonymous No.26191481]

>>26188703
This. Don't miss the ship.

[Anonymous No.26191492]

>>26190893
It could be a thing, as in a bag of shit that you get stuck holding.

[Anonymous No.26191494]

>>26189937
I kekt audibly

[Anonymous No.26191497]

>>26191218
Buy calls at open?

[Anonymous No.26191519]

>>26189937
you mean the first holocaust

[Anonymous No.26191525]

>>26191400
one thing i loved about the snes was playing koei games, maybe thats why im a investment junky today

[Anonymous No.26191544]

>>26188987
Didnt je lose more than 500 k Dollars?

[Anonymous No.26191557]

>>26191340

I wish I was good at photoshoop to edit this in the bowing superheroes.

[Anonymous No.26191586]

>>26191116
bump

[Anonymous No.26191588]

>>26191400
Sorry you have inferior jugdement

[Anonymous No.26191626]

>>26191525

>investment junky
>Autist

FTFY

[Anonymous No.26191636]

>>26191588
This list is lacking PSO

[Anonymous No.26191638]

>>26191588
Game cube was good, but nothing compared to some of the legendary titles from SNES

[Anonymous No.26191658]

>>26191427
Fair point BUT i am saving 200 a month now

[Anonymous No.26191665]

>>26191497
I'm buying the stocks while they're cheap. I have no idea why people are so optimistic about AMC

[Anonymous No.26191670]

>>26191626
haha ya, it helped me become a multimillionaire though

[Anonymous No.26191673]

If dubs the market is green tomorrow

[Anonymous No.26191685]

>>26189225
50k suicide stack GHIV
5K BFARF

[Anonymous No.26191690]

>>26191588

No

[Anonymous No.26191713]

>>26190308
>>26190879
Gonna be a good day.

[Anonymous No.26191722]

First for SRAC and ARKX

[Anonymous No.26191723]

>>26191658
>saving what 4 fig. portfolios make in a day.
But are you happy? Because objectively by you being here; I would say you are not a happy person. Cannabis can make you a happy person again senpai. Rediscover yourself.
Invest in TLRY

[Anonymous No.26191736]

>>26191673
If dubs, SNIB SNABBITY tomorrow

[Anonymous No.26191747]

>>26191690
what are the odds
i played this for the first time a month ago and i love it, once you know where the chests are and learn to abuse the charge attack the game is PISS easy except for those nasty random enemies haha. i don't see how this game is supposed to be hard, contra 3 on the other hand is impossible for me even on normal mode

[Anonymous No.26191760]

>>26191690

Stand back pleb, I'm dropping the real kino shit.

[Anonymous No.26191761]

>>26191736
If dubs, we all make it bigly tomorrow

[Anonymous No.26191779]

>>26191267
Being in the stock market works better than any alarm clock for getting up and out of bed and into your coom throne.

[Anonymous No.26191782]

>>26191336
yeah it got me kicked out of the military, too
>>26191395
yep I pranked myself
>>26191396
absolutely, rehab helped immensely and I've been sober ever since

[Anonymous No.26191786]

>>26191736

If dubs, doomp eet.

[Anonymous No.26191850]

>>26188657
You need to go back faggot we don't need your kind around here. We already have a resident schizoid that's more than enough.

[Anonymous No.26191855]

>>26191723
I actually am because sobriety saved my marriage and my job and I don’t suck at vidya anymore and am working out. Weed didn’t make me happy it just made me not want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.26191857]

>>26191760
BASED

[Anonymous No.26191893]

>https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/palantirs-covid-19-contract-with-us-government-under-threat-report-2021-01-18
Oh no we got too cocky pltr bros. Wtf is this

[Anonymous No.26191941]

>>26191893
Domp it
....Domp it again.

[Anonymous No.26191953]

cant even remember the last time the market was open, feels like forever desu

[Anonymous No.26192005]

All I want is a green day tomorrow. I have no money to buy. Please just be green.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.26192021]

>>26190292
Yeah that was definitely not his proudest moment. Dumb motherfucker put his morals before his profits and made the mistake of expecting the USG to do anything right.

[Anonymous No.26192061]

>>26188657
CLF stands for cock laser faggot

[Anonymous No.26192081]

>>26191855
based

[Anonymous No.26192127]

>>26192005
>tomorrow

[Anonymous No.26192149]

>>26190996
fren zone

[Anonymous No.26192152]

>>26191855

Pretty based.

Sometimes all you need is to slow down, relax and consolidated yourself mentally/emotionally.

I used to use Xanax and Valium for that but then I realized I could sell it to college sluts for cash and sex which relaxed me WAAAAY more than the drugs themselves.

[Anonymous No.26192200]

How to 2X my net worth this year?

I got £45K, and I just saw deano buy a new 300K Barrett build with his missus so I need to catch up. Plus he drives a financed Audi A3 and I (idiot) do not.

What do? I’m thinking exit all markets and wait for PE ratio to come to earth then all in apple and get the 2X

I have no reason to sell after I’ve bought, I just want my net worth higher, I don’t need the Barrett new build

[Anonymous No.26192203]

>>26191658
nigga I smoke $30 a month how much fucking weed did you go through

[Anonymous No.26192207]

>>26190879
Got 1k in there, hope the lotto ticket prints

[Anonymous No.26192240]

>>26192207
>>26191713
>>26191449
>>26190308
what are your target $? will it be a 2x, 10x or a mythical 100x long term?

[Anonymous No.26192245]

>>26192200
kys

[Anonymous No.26192253]

>>26188703
kys pajeet
>>26191481
kys too pajeet

[Anonymous No.26192267]

>>26192203

Seriously, these high strung stoners put Willie Nelson to shame.

My stoner ex grillfriend would smoke a fucking ounce every other week, eat everything that wasn't bolted down and then want sex non-stop.

It was horrible.

[Anonymous No.26192286]

Pretty sure I could train an algorithm to manage a portfolio based on maintained interest in a ticker symbol on wsb and /smg/

[Anonymous No.26192297]

CLF

https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6223894720001

[Anonymous No.26192303]

>>26192286
How do you differentiate legitimate good, shills, and idiots

[Anonymous No.26192318]

Strongly considering adding to my GME position on any dip below $30

[Anonymous No.26192352]

>>26192286
do it
>>26192303
its all the same

[Anonymous No.26192376]

>>26192303
That's where I'm stuck at right now. I can tell there's a logic to it and I'm sure if I could just find a way to give it a dataset (consisting of market data and archived threads for the inputs) from the past few years the training would be easy.

[Anonymous No.26192384]

>>26192318

Do it faggot.

Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.

Excelsior!

[Anonymous No.26192410]

new thread

>>26192395 >>26192395

[Anonymous No.26192434]

>>26192425
>>26192425
>>26192425
new thread

[Anonymous No.26192442]

>>26192376
ok, but what metric is it that you're tracking? the price to sentiment ratio? this can get incredibly more complicated than you realize very fast

[Anonymous No.26192456]

>>26189609
JUST. WAIT.

[Anonymous No.26192503]

>>26189055

[Anonymous No.26192542]

>>26190499
dont forget: higher minimum wage along with the inflation

[Anonymous No.26192658]

>>26192456
to buy again, or...???