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>tfw can't buy a chad face
What's the point

>> No.26135438
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26135438

>>26135394
You sure about that?

>> No.26135439

>>26135394
I have a Chad face. Go to Korea and get surgery.

I probably would if I wasn’t born with this. Also invest in ADA.

>> No.26135623
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>tfw chad face but 5'8"

>> No.26135769

>>26135623
Chad face and over 6’. Have modeled all over the world, but also am an early investor in Bitcoin. (2011 — found this from Jesse Powell himself via ogrr.com and Diablo 2– most of my bitcoins come from duping SoJs and successfully creating a bot to do hacked Andy runs in hardcore.) Only come on here during halvings really. 8 figures and 8” cock. I feel really bad for people who lost the genetic lottery.

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>tfw chad face but horribly teeth

>> No.26135879

>>26135769
Ever get tired of fucking model girls? Tell us what they're like anon

>> No.26135885

>>26135769
I’m like you but taller and with a bigger dick and an attorney instead of a faggot model

>> No.26135890

>>26135769
>6'
>thinks he won in the lottery

>> No.26135924

>>26135801
They have these things called dentists ya know

>> No.26135927

>>26135769
>over 6’
so you're 6' which *checks list*

makes you a manlet in most countries

>> No.26135947
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>5'5 manlet but chad face
What's the point bros

>> No.26136012

I hate incels.

>> No.26136044

>>26135394
Use your billionaire wealth to invest in AI research. The AI singularity will take us to the moon literally.
You'll have all the technology in the world to do whatever you want after that happens.

>> No.26136053

>above average face
>/fit/
>5'5 manlet
>crooked teeth
>6-figure hell
>autistic
>invisible to women
why even bother bros :'(

>> No.26136107

>>26135623
Just get leg lengthening surgery bro. I'm 5'8 also but gonna be 5'11 (so just gonna say 6' no one will know) when I make it this alt season.

>> No.26136129

>>26135927
Not the ones I’ve visited. I was genuinely a Manlet in the Netherlands at 6’ 1”. I was disturbed.
>>26135879
I had some sex with models but I mostly didn’t have sex with them because it’s just weird.
>>26135885
I thought about going to law school but I don’t think I’m cut out for it. Congrats. Hope you are well in life.

>> No.26136172

>>26135438
Kek, came here to post this

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>>26136107
Cringe.

You're just going to end up like a T-Rex

>> No.26136198

>>26135394
it's called maxillofacial surgery

>> No.26136287

>>26136198
double jaw is a meme if you don't have a severe overbite/underbite

>> No.26136445

>>26136195
Sorry lanket, you're time to shine is over. Manlets will rise (literally)

>> No.26137081

>>26136287
aesthetic bimax is a thing and the results are quite good - also maxillofacial surgery is broader than just double jaw. I had a friend who got zygomatic/orbital advancement for his sunken cheekbones and now looks chadly.

>> No.26137219

>>26135885
Yeah bro I'm kinda like that as well but instead of going into law I went into medicine and make 9 figures a year.

>> No.26137258

>>26137081
>I had a friend who got zygomatic/orbital advancement for his sunken cheekbones
by whom? Was it a Modified Lefort? I won't lie my maxilla is recessed af but my bite is somehow okay. I've always put off surgery because it's my entire midface that's fucked including the orbitals, regular bimax won't fix that and I've never seen an option worth pursuing to fix this shit.

>> No.26137433

>>26137258
Doug Sinn. - yeah it's called modified lefort 3, although apparently that's kind of a misnomer?

Yeah, he had a similar issue. Very bad orbitals and standard bimax would've made him look strange.

>> No.26137707

>>26137433
Ah yeah modified lefort 3 is pretty much the only decent solution for this but there's no doctors in my shithole that can perform it. I gotta wait til I'm done with uni then I can travel and I'd need a whole cm of advancement to look decent. Midface hypoplasia is a such a fucking bitch man :'(

>> No.26137832

>>26137707
godspeed anon, we're all gonna make it

>> No.26137868

>>26135623
5'8" chadface bro here. Please don't listen to >>26136107.

There are obv some chicks who have strict height requirements (similar to how dudes vet girls) but there's a shit ton who will fuck you if you're not autistic...or at least have an entertaining personality.

T. Manlet Whore.

>> No.26137892

>>26135394
Sculpt it with your DIA gains in the future. 2023.

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>>26137219
OH YEAH WELL I HAVE AN ANIME GIRLFRIEND AND SHE IS REAL

>> No.26138992

>>26137868
>t. manlet

>> No.26139443

>>26135769
Lol this has to be the biggest larp in the history of this site

>> No.26139956

>>26137868
this
The face is more important than height. And 5'8' is mantlet terrytory but NORMAL

>> No.26140004

>>26137868
yeah but how do you get the friends that you can somehow use to meet the girls etc.
or do you just use bumble/tinder

>> No.26140066

>>26136198
>risk ending up a blabblering retard with no sense on your mouth

Its retarded. Also you can't change eyes, widening maxilla, height, hairline etc