Door-to-Door Scam

[Anonymous No.26134643]

>be me
>NEET
>heating up tendies in microwave
>hear a knock at the door
>kind of annoyed
>open it up and see a man
>says he’s from a company (forget name)
>explains that it’s urgent and my household was chosen for a project
>eyeroll.png
>tell him I’m not interested in buying anything
>starts going on about underground shelters or something
>mfw live in Massachusetts
>not even listening anymore
>hear microwave in kitchen go off
>my tendies are ready
>he’s still talking
>”Um thank you but I need to get going”
>he literally won’t let me exit the conversation
>start sweating
>now he needs me to do KYC
>microwave beeping again
>about to lose it
>“I’m just gonna need you to answer a f-“
>cut him off before he can finish
>”JUST STOP IT. STOP. I AM NOT FALLING FOR ANOTHER TRANNY PAJEET SCAM AGHHH! FUCKING NORMALFAG GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH! GOD FUCKING DAMN”
>slam the front door
>hyperventilating at this point
>mom calls from upstairs to see if I’m okay
>can’t even get the words out
>to top it all off I hear storm sirens right now
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.26134662]

Pic rel was him

[Anonymous No.26134739]

why would you open the door?

[Anonymous No.26134900]

>>26134739
It was literally a requirement

[Anonymous No.26135250]

>>26134643

>now he needs me to do KYC

lmao

[Anonymous No.26135314]

>>26134643
Dont open the door retard. Enjoy getting robbed next time.

[Anonymous No.26135584]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iPastZTTwPc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7cmexEZGQbs