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26116240 No.26116240 [Reply] [Original]

>"grandpa, how did you get so rich?"

>> No.26116258

>>26116240
TSLA

>> No.26116280

>>26116240
internet 1s and 0s

>> No.26116282

>>26116240
Farm

>> No.26116313

>>26116240
>blowing cigar smoke directly in your grandchild's face

Based

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26116329

>>26116240
sacrificing my humanity and using everyone as a mere tool for achieving success

>> No.26116341

>>26116240
sushi

>> No.26116349

>>26116240
I stole everything I made from blacks, sincerely: every single white person

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>>26116240
I convinced peasants to work for almost less than living wages, its literally cheaper than slavery!

>> No.26116371

>>26116240
AVAX and lifting

>> No.26116391

>>26116240
I dropped a couple hundred bucks on some monopoly money after a guy named assblaster on a chinese cartoon forum told me to.

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26116397

>>26116240
Pink wojaks

>> No.26116413

Selling feed and seed.

>> No.26116454

>>26116313
Makes them into men.

>> No.26116508

>>26116413
Based

>> No.26116823

Listen shitbag,

It was in the 2000's, there was these giants of the tech industry battling to make the best hardware for computers. One day, one was on the brink of bankruptcy until your grand mom came in to turn the whole thing around a decade later.
That's when your grand dad knew it was time to go all in.
Back then there was something called a stock, it's like a share of a company. A share was only worth a handful of pesoyuan when i got in, but your granny sure was a great woman, and she did it. In 2020 it got up to 90 pesoyuan and grandaddy sold it all.

Now ungrateful shit, finish your genderfluid podcaster degree, you are going to make it i'm sure.

>> No.26117040

>>26116349
We don't steal, we are not niggers after all.