fastest cheapest way to get a groyper gf?

[Anonymous No.26111190]

I don't want a gf to ruin my finances.

What is the fastest cheapest way to get a fat, unattractive, low maintenance gf? I've jerked off to females that people say are fat and ugly but I don't care. Only requirement is that they are female and don't expect me to take care of kids. I was thinking of finding one in a village in a country like vietnam or russia. Need a fat babushka farm girl gf asap.

Can this be done for less than 50k USD? Not to mention, need to buy a house so that would be like 500k. I want her to be fat and unattractive so that Chad doesn't hit on her.

t. Ugly but tall Male in usa 29 never had a GF, just passed nw of 400k

[Anonymous No.26111232]

go to your local walmart there are millions
awful decision though

[Anonymous No.26111281]

Rural Russia, you're welcome

[Anonymous No.26111339]

>>26111190
Attractiveness is not related to economics it's just diet and genetics you might end up shooting yourself in the foot with aan expensive landwhale

[Anonymous No.26111363]

>>26111190
Fat people are fat because they have emotional issues. It's not worth dealing with.