Grow up!

[Anonymous No.26106915]

>ain't talking to you unless you sell your funny money, chap....if that is even possible (I guess not)
>.....100k dollars. This CAN'T be right... It's wrong. It's just not real..... Ho-how? How did you just threw away 1400$ away 2014? You could have used it as a base for a down payment that you'll be able to accumulate during the upcoming 28 years with 2% GROWTH buddy....YOU ARE PUTTING HALF OF YOUR NET WORTH ON A ROULETTE WHEEL. This is absolutely bonkers. Nah, 100k? Can't be. Not real....it's called sunk cost, kid. Every morning that you didn't sell your funny money you have actually REINVESTED it into a OBVIOUS PONZI SCAM. Ok that's enough, cut the line. I won't be having any criminal gambling junkies any longer. It's enough......100k.... ridiculous..

[Anonymous No.26106973]

>>26106915
These boomers know what they're doing. They're scam artists. He fuds because he's got an 8 figure crypto portfolio

[Anonymous No.26107080]

I wonder what he would think of me with 29 years left on my mortgage making minimum payments while, sitting on 1.4m spread between only two shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.26107103]

>>26106915
Nice impression

[Anonymous No.26107152]

>>26107080
You should call and ask and record for lulz

[Anonymous No.26107166]

>>26107080
Unironically call him. He would lose his mind and we would have soundbites for months. Try to include actual Ponzi scams like ETHCraft or whatever as well. Or even better try to shill him some zoomer defi shitcoin and namedrop Sergey a few times.

[Anonymous No.26107197]

>>26107166
>>26107080
dont forget xrp, weather you believe or not, its perfect material for lulz

[Anonymous No.26107234]

>>26106915
He’s right. It’s the most predictable unstable swing shit possible just buy low and sell high it’s never going to shoot up to 100k in a night

It goes down 400% and shoots up 700%

[Anonymous No.26107237]

>>26107080
With how much Daveposting this board has done since his crypto fuckup, I'm amazed calls like this haven't come in yet

[Anonymous No.26107264]

>>26107080
Even I think thats dumb as shit. You should hedge against the offchance that entire cryptosphere turns out to be ponzi or get fucked by gubermint regulations and move some of it into safe etfs.
But this is larp, so its not like you can lose something you dont have anyways.

[Anonymous No.26107284]

>>26107264
>Even I think thats dumb as shit. You should hedge against the offchance that entire cryptosphere turns out to be ponzi or get fucked by gubermint regulations and move some of it into safe etfs.
no
lol

[Anonymous No.26107841]

>>26107166
checked and based