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[Anonymous No.26014792]

>on a call at work
>large meeting
>not listening to complicated content
>"Muhammad, what do you think of that?"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.26014912]

>>26014792
kys sandnigger

[Anonymous No.26014954]

>>26014792
>Muhammad

[Anonymous No.26014972]

Stop LARPing, nobody in their right might would ask someone called Muhammad about their opinion.

[Anonymous No.26015021]

>>26014972
Kek anon

[Anonymous No.26015062]

>>26014792
kek funny larp/bait

[Anonymous No.26015090]

>>26014792
anon they legally have to check a box that says they included minorities in their decision making today

[Anonymous No.26015110]

>>26014792

[Anonymous No.26015158]

>picrelated: 6 figure hell

[Anonymous No.26015193]

>>26014912
>>26014954
>>26014972

this

[Anonymous No.26015246]

>>26014912

My uncle Mohammed is literally a 6'5 white Albanian software engineer in NYC don't be too quick to judge.

[Anonymous No.26015259]

I think, frankly, that enough profits may exist by expanding such a POV short term provided sufficient precautions are readily in place to hedge from counter productive measures deliberately or incidental that ought to intrinsically emerge out of organic iterations within the competing and cooperating operation parties for the assigned task under the available range. Reasonably sooner, of course.

[Anonymous No.26015263]

“Sorry I was muted, could you please repeat the question?”

[Anonymous No.26015287]

>>26015246
>Albanian
>white

[Anonymous No.26015321]

>>26015287

Say that to his face crakkker; he's fundementalist muslim-pilled aswell.

[Anonymous No.26015376]

>>26014792
Just say that you are sorry that you weren't paying attention and ask her to repeat.

[Anonymous No.26015392]

Would have been funnier if you said "Pajeet".

[Anonymous No.26015438]

>>26014792
>he hasn't learned how to bullshit his way through meetings without listening to them

Here is what you say:

>I think that's really interesting, I just want to make sure we have got it right, you know um, just taking a step back and re-evaluating whether this fits with our policy, what we stand for, our culture and umm, you know, I think sometimes it's just smart to take a step back and really make sure we're getting this right, but other than that...in general...I think what was mentioned and where we're planning to go with this...as far as our goals and policy...you know I think in general it fits our principles, so I'd just..um...I'd just like to point out that we take a step back now and see if that fits who we are as a business and I think if we all agree that this fits our identity, then I think we can start really digging in on it.

[Anonymous No.26015484]

>>26014792
I think we need to touch base offline, I’m afraid this request may lead to scope creep and we’ll lose our North Star alignment

[Anonymous No.26015567]

>>26014912
This.
Close thread.
Hide thread in catalog.

[Anonymous No.26015635]

>>26015438
or:
>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Bill's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's standup, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that offline, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

[Anonymous No.26015696]

>>26015438

This guys wooorks

http://conferencecall.biz/

[Anonymous No.26015802]

>>26015438
you gotta finish asking if everyone is on the same page, queuing up the next guy to take the hot seat