/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.25979135]

>tfw 135+ IQ officially tested
>yet i have no clue how stock markets or investing or cryptocurrencies work because it's too complicated
>lurk /biz/ everything is just "GTR ABF LKT OPE MFG"
how am I expected to make sense of this? where do you even begin? i thought investing was for people who were too dumb and lazy to get a real job? philosophy and mathematics are easier than this wizardry shit

[Anonymous No.25979187]

>>25979135
retarded LARPing nigger detected

[Anonymous No.25979260]

>paying some literal whos to give you a piece of paper saying you're a genius
Seems like you failed the real IQ test OP

[Anonymous No.25979369]

because you live in a country that breeds passivity and lazyness where you are never encouraged for trying to make it

[Anonymous No.25979516]

i know people that are in mensa too and they are pretty average people in life desu, it doesn't really mean that much. getting the hang of crypto is not that hard either if you put in the hours of lurking and learning

[Anonymous No.25979537]

Most high iq people are mediocre too dw.

[Anonymous No.25979576]

>>25979135
>muh iq
you're a stupid nigger and you know it

[Anonymous No.25979633]

>>25979135
u buy shit, number go up or down
idk what ur confused about
fucking dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.25979724]

>>25979135
>135 iq med standardavvik på 15
Du er 120 IQ pleb, ngmi

[Anonymous No.25979766]

>>25979135
just but high, sell high

[Anonymous No.25979778]

>>25979260
This. I laughed in my proctor’s face after they told me Mensa membership had fees.

[Anonymous No.25979817]

>>25979135
142 IQ nigger here: Buy low, sell high. It's that easy. Nothing more to it.

[Anonymous No.25979818]

>>25979135
>tfw 3 learning difficulties and a head injury
>still 130 IQ

[Anonymous No.25979843]

>>25979135
>muh IQ
>doesnt understand how markets work
Biggest meme in history thanks for the laughs OP

[Anonymous No.25979874]

>>25979135
> 135 iq
> goes on 4chan to ask how to learn about investing because apparently incapable of the most basic ability to learn anything
Retard...

[Anonymous No.25979902]

>>25979135
It takes years to understand crypto even on a high level. My buddy works in it fulltime and is still overwhelmed with everything happening. It's impossible to fully master this stuff theres a million different ways you can make money in it

[Anonymous No.25979946]

>>25979902
I think your buddy is just dumb dude

[Anonymous No.25979985]

>>25979135
>135 IQ
>document verifying this fact is written in absolute gibberish, literally looks like someone let a cat make biscuits on their keyboard
who brained whom?

[Anonymous No.25980043]

>>25979135
iq only tests pattern recognition. it doesn't test original thinking or creative thinking. if you're an npc you're probably fucked. although the markets are so bullish now you could just buy anything and make a profit.

[Anonymous No.25980044]

Autismo high iq people can think they have to know everything about something before they know anything. Mid wits and low wits just immediately assume expertise.

[Anonymous No.25980173]

>>25979946
So you fully understand yield farming, flash loans, mev auctions, yearn vaults etc. etc. etc.? If this stuff was easy then frontrunning bots wouldn't be so ridiculously profitable

[Anonymous No.25980341]

>>25980173
im not a genius but i understand all of these. i’ve made quite a lot in crypto though

[Anonymous No.25980410]

>>25980341
I dont think it takes a genius, just a lot of time. Its not something someone can learn lurking on /biz/ for a day

[Anonymous No.25980512]

>>25980173
>yield farming, flash loans, mev auctions, yearn vaults etc. etc. etc.?
Yes these are babby's first crypto terms
>If this stuff was easy then frontrunning bots wouldn't be so ridiculously profitable
They're profitable because of tards like you who think crypto is 2smart4u so they give up at any chance of going deep. Thanks for the confidence boost btw

[Anonymous No.25980596]

>>25979135
if you’re actually smart, ill give you two pieces of advice.

first, 90% of the stuff written on biz is either a lie or just retarded. 10% is great advice that can make you rich. use your super iq to figure out which is which.

second, learn to trade bitcoin options. there are so many retards just throwing their money around it’s unreal. im up x5 since two weeks ago (would have been x10 in one week if i had sold the $42k top)

[Anonymous No.25980919]

>>25979135
experience, everything doesn't make sense when you haven't been exposed to it, your brain will slowly adjust you just have to dive in head first, experience wins and losses and you're brain will slowly catergarize everything so that it makes sense to you

[Anonymous No.25981078]

>>25979135
niggers tongue my anus?

[Anonymous No.25981160]

Newton didn't either. You are officially to smart to ever make it, sorry.

[Anonymous No.25981201]

>>25980512
>babby's first crypto terms
Those terms haven't been in common vernacular for more than a year, in a 12 year old market. Almost no one has taken the time to understand them yet

[Anonymous No.25981331]

>>25979135
you're a coping investor. Yes, investing IS for people too dumb to be creative woth their lives. There's nothing good about being an """investor""". No respect to be had.

[Anonymous No.25981332]

>>25981201
you are like my mom. she reads and tries to understand before doing anything. and misses opportunities. crypto isn't hard why are you trying to make it so?

[Anonymous No.25981362]

>>25979135
>lurk /biz/ everything is just "GTR ABF LKT OPE MFG"
no one says this, you fucking shill

[Anonymous No.25981430]

>>25979369
Nigger mutt, norway is best countries to make it and have good life. Fuck off stupid murica nigger

[Anonymous No.25981500]

>>25979135
>Mensa certificate
wow you really are fucking retarded and insecure to pay real money to another autistic mensian to test you in shapes and color recognition

[Anonymous No.25981547]

>>25979135
tenk å ta en sånn test for å skryte for masse retards på biz

[Anonymous No.25981575]

Proof that high iq test resulters are tards. The inly iq test that matters is how much money your brain earns

[Anonymous No.25981591]

>>25981547
>retards
åndsveike, lær deg norsk

[Anonymous No.25981626]

>>25981430
LMAO

[Anonymous No.25981635]

>>25979135
Being smart doesn't make you wise.
It actually makes you easier to scam because you think that you are already smart enough to understand everything.
You have to first give up on being the best and deriving your sense of worth from being right and smart.
To make it from trading you have to accept that the only way to learn and make money is by being wrong very often and you have to act quickly on your mistakes and learn from them.
You have to let go of your extreme greed and learn to have complete control of your emotion to be able compete with a psychopath.
Learn to understand how people act on their emotions and to profit from it.

[Anonymous No.25981666]

>>25981078
This and ONLY this.

[Anonymous No.25981706]

>>25981331
Coping nocoiner, let's see your galleria with all your wonderful creative works, anon.

[Anonymous No.25981923]

Read the bitcoin whitepaper and research things you dont understand. If you have no training in science or mathematics you probably wont ever get it and will enter a world of survivorship bias which is true for lots of people in all markets

[Anonymous No.25982025]

>>25979135
> 135 iq
> goes on 4chan "teach me how to invest"
lol retard. you sound lazy.

[Anonymous No.25982031]

If you were actually high iq it would take you 2 days max to get it all like i did, whats so hard about it lol

[Anonymous No.25982063]

MENSA

Midwits
Endorsing
Nigger
Scam
Artists

[Anonymous No.25982296]

>>25981591
kjeft a retard

[Anonymous No.25982444]

Mensa people are genuises themselves

They get paid to test people in imaginary, abstract. meaningless and utterly banal tests, so they can arbitrarily assign a number, in a scale which is itself, arbitrary and meaningless.

I don't need to point out the irony in the fact that "smart" people try to spend their money on this useless piece of paper

well, I don't need to with most, except OP