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The WinkleVoss twins or....

>> No.25949012
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>>25948999
(check my trips)
the Bogdanoffs

>> No.25949018

>>25948999
Checked and Kekd

>> No.25949051

>>25948999
unironically?
wrinklcrinkle dicks

>> No.25949054

WINKS

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>>25948999

>> No.25949073

>>25948999
They are the same entity, OP.

>> No.25949088

>>25948999
checked.
Chad Bog Twins

>> No.25949144

>>25948999
>be Winklevoss
>6'5
>9/10 face
>olympic finalists
>havard grads
>billionaire
>then, when that wasn't enough, god makes two of you
>literal unmovable chad status

OR

>be bogs
>weird alien people
>litteraly 70 years old
>ugly as fuck
>get caught for market maniuplation

>> No.25949192

>>25949012
Chad Bog vs Virgin Winklevi

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>>25949068
>there goes my hero

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>>25948999
The Winklevoss twins bow to Bogdanoffs.

The Bogdanoffs are in contact with aliens.

Possess psychic-like abilities.

Control France with an iron but fair fist.

Own castles & banks globally.

Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city).

Are direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.

Can save entire continents with a single phone call.

Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.

First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies.

Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.

Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.

The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bogdanoff's arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their Slavic last names and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then?

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now.

The Bogs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

They learned fluent French in under a week.

Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff.

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>>25949241
continued . . .
All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.

The Bogs are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.

Bogs are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings. So uh yeah smelly, Bogdanoffs win.

>> No.25949287

>>25949144
>be Winklevoss
>get cucked by Zuckerberg

>> No.25949301

>>25948999
winks

>> No.25949469

>>25949287
Zuck is not a human being, I can't blame them for getting cucked.