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25893213 No.25893213 [Reply] [Original]

I am selling the chair I sat in when rubbing myself to pictures of boobas on the internet. Some faggot is meeting me at starbucks soon to buy it.

Should I tell him I rubbed my butt on this chair and that's why I'm selling it? I kind of think he might offer me less money than the agreed upon price if I do.

>> No.25893232

dumb frog poster

>> No.25893265

>>25893213
Whatever he pays, I'll double it

>> No.25893277
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25893277

>>25893213
Why would it matter? He's probably going to jack off in it too. What are the odds he smells the seat and says hey anon this seat smells like ass I want a discount

>> No.25893343

>>25893265
As long as I can get out of this coffee shop unnoticed I think we can make a deal. He did offer me 5 bucks!

>> No.25893442

>>25893277
You do have these dubs... I still don't want to tell him because I am trying to hit on this barista and I don't want to talk to the craigslist buyer about my masturbation schedule where she can hear me

>> No.25893602

faggot

>> No.25893905

>>25893213
I see what you are doing and I'm laffing at the catalog, kek

>> No.25894048

>>25893213
Demand the purchase in Bitcoins

>> No.25894075

>>25893277
>He's probably going to jack off in it too
Doesnt that mean they are basically having sex together?

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25894096

>>25893905

>> No.25894144

>>25894075
No I hope it doesn't. Just selling a perfectly ordinary chair for no reason

>> No.25894393

I realized the chair might not be in the "like new" condition described on my ad so I flipped the cushion upside down. Am I gonna make it?

>> No.25894524

>>25894393
It depends. When the buyer has an high IQ, he asks for you to lift the pillow.
Then you have to explain the cum stain and why is under the below rather than on it.

>> No.25894581

>>25893213
Better be careful, I think he's going to have his n*gg*rs with him

>> No.25894955

>>25894581
Impossible. My ad specifically said no niggers.