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Anonymous Tue Jan 12 16:39:57 2021 No.25892167 [Reply] [Original]

I'm meeting with someone off Craigslist at a starbucks to buy a chair from him. What should I expect? I'm feeling a little nervous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 16:41:14 2021 No.25892217 >>25892167 I always bring at least a gun and a couple shadowniggas with me for craigslist purchases.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 16:42:00 2021 No.25892238 >>25892167 prepare to get stabbed over a chair

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 16:45:44 2021 No.25892368 >>25892167 I always bring at least a gun and a couple shadowniggas with me for chair purchases.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 16:49:49 2021 No.25892503 >>25892167 Just start hooting like a monkey and banging on ur chest to intimidate him and show him that U ARE the alpha male he Will make sure transaction goes smoothly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 16:52:31 2021 No.25892589 >>25892167 >Buying a beat down, dirty, farted on chair from some aids ridden rando Ngmi

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 16:52:50 2021 No.25892598 >>25892167 I always bring at least a gun and a couple shadowniggas with me for LINK purchases.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 16:54:30 2021 No.25892656 >>25892167 Bring vaseline

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 16:58:24 2021 No.25892789 File: 17 KB, 268x284, 1610317061510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25892167 Legit gonna risk your life over a fucking chair. I hope it at least looks nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:00:00 2021 No.25892841 >>25892167 What if he brings shadowniggas? Aren't you afraid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:01:56 2021 No.25892900 >>25892167 Meet at a police station parking lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:04:27 2021 No.25892968 grab the chair before you make the tradeoff, prepare to use one of the legs as a sword if it gets physical

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:07:56 2021 No.25893096 >>25892167 expect nothing out of the ordinary. craigslist is the shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:13:36 2021 No.25893334 >>25892167 Take condoms and lube. You know where that chair is going.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:15:07 2021 No.25893397 >>25892167 Also, when the chair dealer is there tell that you forgot the money at home and it doesn't really matter because of the high inflation of USD. Ask can you pay in Bitcoin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:15:33 2021 No.25893412 >>25892167 Make sure you immediately start giving the guy investment advice right after you meet him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:17:03 2021 No.25893482 Ive bought and sold a ton of shit off CL, nothing weird ever happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:17:49 2021 No.25893516 >>25892167 if he's a nigger, call the police

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:19:25 2021 No.25893560 He probably jerked off on it and spilled some cum on it, try to lower the price by idk $35, his kids cant be worth much anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:25:26 2021 No.25893779 File: 10 KB, 225x225, download (10).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25893560 That is a messed up thing to say, anon. I am 100% sure this chair will be perfectly fine and has never had anyone's butt rubbed on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:35:00 2021 No.25894121 >>25893779 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:48:53 2021 No.25894569 >>25892167 Be careful anon. Check the pillow for stains and ask for a lower price.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 17:56:45 2021 No.25894811 >>25892167 If I were you, I would look at it once and buy it. There is probably no need to flip the cushion and look at the other side. I am pretty sure it will be fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 18:01:59 2021 No.25894976 >>25892167 >What should I expect? An orc. Go to the meeting armed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 18:04:34 2021 No.25895056 >>25894811 That's a risky play but dramatically decreases your chances of getting knifed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 18:07:14 2021 No.25895147 everybody fucking trolling and trying to be funny, for real tho, try to test sit any chair you buy for up to 2 hours to be sure you sit comfortable and see if you can maintain 90 degree angles for extended periods of time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 18:09:11 2021 No.25895206 >>25895147 This. >>25892167 tell the dealer to sit down with you for a little.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 18:10:46 2021 No.25895260 since youre meeting at starbucks you can compare that chair to other chairs they have there. sometimes it helps to do a/b testing (possibly blindfolded so you don't let the look fool you). hope this helps

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 18:24:00 2021 No.25895753 >>25892167 I always bring a gun. No joke, and I live in California. But why the fuck are you using Craigslist and not OfferUp?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 18:26:10 2021 No.25895824 >>25892238 LUL

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 18:27:22 2021 No.25895856 A starbucks? I really wouldn't worry about. Now if it was a 711 or idk, a shoe outlet our something, then yeah, I'd be a little concerned.

>>	4chan Administration Tue Jan 12 18:27:51 2021 No.25895875 >>25892589 Top kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 18:35:01 2021 No.25896122 >>25892167 hes gonna hit you with the chair

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 18:40:28 2021 No.25896282 >>25892167 RIP, Anon. At least you won't have to worry about the price of BTC anymore if you're dead. You're free now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 18:41:51 2021 No.25896329 >>25892167 >buying something someone else farted on thousand of times already

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