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25884003 No.25884003 [Reply] [Original]

GET IN THE CONE, WAGIE

>> No.25884077

>>25884003
fuck this clown world desu senpai

>> No.25884095

they require 3 references to be hired at chic fil a btw

>> No.25884102

>>25884003
You will wear the cone and you will say thankyou for the privilege of bring able to do so

>> No.25884111

kind of comfy standing out there in the rain in a cone suit
id rather do that than stand inside as a cashier having to talk to normies all day

>> No.25884118

>>25884003
Fucking kek

>> No.25884131

cute!

>> No.25884132

>>25884003

now thats what i call dystopian

>> No.25884138

>>25884003
Sr. client engagement manager.

>> No.25884150

they do have damn good service.

>> No.25884189
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>>25884003
You WILL wear ZE CONE

>> No.25884205

How do people in the parking lot taking orders speed things up? The have like 4 different items on the menu. Just mass produce the chicken and make things to order

>> No.25884223

>>25884003
This made my day kek

>> No.25884245
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>>25884003
At this point, why not just give them a costume

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25884257

My pleasure.

>> No.25884283

Like normal sign spinners get comfy ass cones to wear. Got to hand it to Chick Fil A they know how to treat their wageslaves.

>> No.25884326

>>25884003
OOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAGIE

>> No.25884352

>>25884003
>GET IN THE CONE, WAGIE
Still more dignified than mcDonalds

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>>25884003
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHH

>> No.25884381

>>25884095
They ask you which church you got to and who preaches there

>> No.25884386

>>25884003
Earlier when Chick-fil-A brought my order to my car it was pouring rain hard and they had no umbrella and no suit. He got soaked walking across the parking lot to and street over to where we were parked in their pickup order parking.
So to be honest, this seems like a step up. Lower chance of being hit by a car with high visibility rain suits, and it keeps them dry.

>> No.25884387

>>25884003
>man talks like a nigger
>has girl drive
>contrived opinion

>> No.25884392

>>25884003
> sorry, your application was rejected due to lack of relevant experiences.

>> No.25884402

>>25884111
You would rather stand outside in the rain in a humiliating costume talking to normies than inside a warm comfy building talking to normies

>> No.25884546

>>25884003
give some respect to chick fil a bro

>> No.25884599

>>25884392
>Your resume looks good, unfortunately for the Wagie Cone role we're really looking for someone with at least 5 years experience and the proper certifications

>> No.25884910

>>25884402
>sound of rain hitting your cone making an acoustic environment all around your head
>smell of fresh rain air
>get to walk around
Sounds comfy I would wage that way if given the choice

>> No.25884920

>>25884003
Chick Fil-A is by FAR the best fast food place I've ever been to, tied maybe with In & Out.

>> No.25885017

>>25884003
This is evil.

>> No.25885049

>>25884381
They ask males who apply to show their penis during the interview to prove circumcision

>> No.25885058

>>25884402
by far
taking orders from normies and being around other normie workers sounds like the worst hell imaginable
imagine if theres a lull in the business and then your coworkers try to start talking to you

>> No.25885113

>>25884920
This. Both are great. Inn & Out isn’t in the eastern part of the US sadly though.

>> No.25885163

>>25884920
This

>> No.25885206
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i just want to play video games

>> No.25885211

>>25884920
>>25885113
For me, it’s the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, “Wow, three for free!” and the nice friendly McDonald’s worker laughed and said, “I’m going to call you 3-for-free!”.

Now the staff greets me with “hey it’s 3-for-free!” and ALWAYS give me three packets. It’s such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald’s restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I’m in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it’s delicious! What a great restaurant.

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>>25885049
> tfw failed penis inspection day at chik fil a

>> No.25885222

>>25885049
to prove they are not circumcised surely?

>> No.25885266

Chik fil a is decent because they actually hire teenagers, like a business should. Not like fucking mcdonalds where everyone is a 40yo guatemalan or wendys where they're all 40yo pajeets.

>> No.25885329

>>25884003
Kind of hungry and there is only McDonalds open here. Can get 2 McChicken for the price of one. What do?

>> No.25885369

>>25885329
dont be fat

>> No.25885398

>>25884920
Nah. My gf used to work there. It is literally all a big scam. They really don’t give a fuck about you.

>> No.25885409

>>25885211
This pasta makes me hungry.

>> No.25885438

>>25884205
Annoying faggots always have to have special orders.

>>25884003
The nuggies and sauce there are so good but I hate how they treat their employees. I don't go if it's raining or cold out.

>> No.25885457

>>25885266
yes, fast food jobs are supposed to be for teenagers
these fucking losers that are working them when they're adults and complaining that minimum wage isn't enough to live are worthless morons that should just be euthanized

>> No.25885468

>>25884003
Chick fil a is a strong conservative company. These employees are paid like damn near 16 bucks an hour where i live, where mininum wage is somewhere around 9. So. Im sure they dont mind wearing the traffic cones that help keep them dry in the rain. And have you ever been thru one of these drive thrus? Its amazing. They are extremely fast and efficient.

>> No.25885507

>>25884003
haha so funny. People trying to make a living. Neets and kids on the internet that will do exactly the same as soon as they have to leave their mom's house think this is funny. Ffs this meme is on the cost of the really good guys trying to make ends meet. They have self respect and struggle. You are not in the position to make fun of them. You're subhuman trash in comparisson.

>> No.25885508

>>25884257
imagine how rich ETH McDonald's Wojak is today if he kept buying

>> No.25885511

>>25884095
They ask if you're ready to fight and die for Israel

>> No.25885521

>>25885438
i had one friend that i hated going through drive-throughs with in my car because he always had to fucking make all these changes to his order from taco bell

>> No.25885550
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25885550

"It would be my pleasure..."

>> No.25885555

>>25884189
GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!!!

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25885577

>>25885369
Ok.

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25885579

>haha so funny. People trying to make a living. Neets and kids on the internet that will do exactly the same as soon as they have to leave their mom's house think this is funny. Ffs this meme is on the cost of the really good guys trying to make ends meet. They have self respect and struggle. You are not in the position to make fun of them. You're subhuman trash in comparisson.

>> No.25885639

>>25884003
Thats a racist place to eat so why are they wearing masks?

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>>25884003
lol they make them wear cow masks

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>>25885438
>I don't go if it's raining or cold out.
That'll show em

>> No.25885782

>>25885457
The only adults who work at chik fil a are like college students or recent grads who aren't good at navigating the job market. I have never seen a 40yo working at chik fil a

>> No.25885847

>>25885579
yes, i'm a guy working for a wage. I'm a roofer. I'm proud not to be dependant on social welfare and at the same time being able to take care of myself. I won't get rich with it and yes, sometimes i struggle to make ends meet, but people like you making fun of that is just a symptome of either still being underage and still thinking you're all gonna be rockstars and millionaires soon. Guess what, that won't happen. Or you've already given up, neet life. In both cases you're absolute subhumans to me and you won't get anywhere in life. You're negative, think you're in a position to look down on others, basically the epithomes of lifelong unsuccessful losers.

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>>25884920
Have you tried Raising Canes? Makes that sweaty Chick Fil-A look like dog shit

>> No.25886040

>>25884095
>they require 3 references to be hired at chic fil a btw
I've heard there aren't any black people working at chic-fil-a. This would explain why.

>> No.25886080

>>25885847
>I'm a roofer
Ewwwwwwww. How much meth have you smoked today?

>> No.25886117

>>25885211
Hey, it's 3-for-free

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>>25885220

>> No.25886290
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25886290

>>25884003
The cow mask is too much

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25886437

>>25885211
Can't tell if trolling or the biggest faggot on biz

>> No.25886438

>>25885017
>This is evil
it is. But it's a mechanical, algorithmic, utilitarian, unconscious evil.
In 40 years it will be remembered fondly, with a longing

>> No.25886458

>>25886040
I knew a black girl who worked there and she wanted to become a biologist to prove the existence of God.

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>>25885555
Scamming you for ze last penny was always part of ze masterplan. You WILL EAT ZE BUGS!

>> No.25886617

>>25884245
>>>/jp/31624600

>> No.25886634

>>25885847
Theres no h in epitome. This is why youre gonna be roofing until your back gives out to cover child support to three different women you piece of shit

>> No.25886638

>>25886437
Lurk moar. It's old pasta.

>> No.25886703

>>25884003
>Yes i love work. I personally love follow other wagies on twitter. It helps me to cope.

>> No.25886738
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>>25885550

>> No.25886745

>>25885222
>Catholic idolaters need not apply

>> No.25886849

>>25886437
newfag

>> No.25886863

>>25884095
>three references
>for minimum wage

>> No.25886884

>>25885946
who tf gets slaw? No slaw extra toast all the way

>> No.25886948

that look on her face, she's thinking to herself...
prostitution would bring in more money and I'll keep my dignity with it.

>> No.25887000

>>25884003
Pure suicide fuel

>> No.25887044

>>25886863
They start at $16 where I’m located

>> No.25887052

>>25884003
Aside from a few that turn to turbo sluts, southern girls are the sweetest most beautiful girls I've ever seen

It's really sad that theyre about to be wiped out by the juden

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>>25886745
>thinking veneration is worship
NGMI

>> No.25887116
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>> No.25887345

>>25886458
a brainlet then?

>> No.25887450

>>25887116
>omg look at the little muffins. Those wagies are so lucky

>> No.25887500

>>25887450
Theyre not for employees mate

>> No.25887604

>>25885511
do they really

>> No.25887742

>>25886884
Idk I love the slaw

>> No.25887938

You ever go to a Popeyes and then a Chic fil a? I went to Popeyes for the first time and it was exclusively run by niggers. Took me thirty minutes to get my order with six cars in front of me. Order was wrong. Nobody wearing masks.

Meanwhile chic fil a. Entirely white with a few uncle tom's. Probably served forty cars in 15 minutes. Everything was perfect.

Seriously how are niggers so fucking useless.

>> No.25888073

>>25884910
You forgot
>fap in public underneath the cone

>> No.25888075

>>25887938
I’ve never had an order not screwed up by Popeyes

>> No.25888174

>>25888075
From the two or three I've been to I feel like their entire existence is just for hiring niggers that got fired from every other fast food organization and making the experience as unpleasant as possible.

>> No.25888210

>>25884003
WAGIEEEEEEEE

>> No.25888264
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25888264

Don't forget to smile!

>> No.25888276

>>25885438
Conewagie spotted

>> No.25888305

>>25887116
kek If I saw that back then I'd ask to talk the manager about it and tell him how stupid and tacky it is.. And I'm the exact opposite of a Karen type. Kinda suspect that's fake.

>> No.25888347

>>25884387
I'm so fucking tired of white people talking like that. It's pathetic watching them try so hard to be something they're not.

>> No.25888350

>>25885507
Another conewagie spotted

>> No.25888365

>>25885847
>i'm a guy working for a wage. I'm a roofer
sounds better than taking orders for normies though

>> No.25888408

>>25885847
the indignant wagie defends his position

>> No.25888444

>>25887044
$16 to work in fast food, that's actually pretty good. It works out to 20 Canadian dollars, I don't know anyone that makes $20 an hour.

>> No.25888454

>>25885579
Lol cope. Wait 5 more years then tell us how you feel about waging.

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>>25884003
Kek, I can't even imagine this sort of existence.

My API3 bags will most likely free me from this future by 2022

>> No.25888524

>>25884245
Too humane

>> No.25888542

>>25888477
Why would that be your future? Are you a worthless, unskilled retard that has to work fast food as an adult?

>> No.25888551

>>25885847
Hm well good luck bro. No one heres against you we all hate waging as much as you. And not everyone here is a NEET like you assume. Not that you want advice, but heres mine: get out of debt and dont take more

>> No.25888575

>>25887116
>8:45-9:15 am
Damn that's a short window of time. I'd have to scramble for that

>> No.25888584

Chik-fil-A managers make like $150k a year btw

>> No.25888630

>>25884387
>mad wagie
better get back in the cone, it's wet out

>> No.25888676

>>25884402
The aesthetic of rain pattering off your silicone neet bubble sounds pretty kino.

>> No.25888689

>>25888477
>My API3 bags will most likely free me from this future
Ngmi

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>>25884003
my best future

>> No.25888944

These guys in the cones are making 10x more what third world people make. They should be glad they have that.

>> No.25889070

>>25885847
im 18 and just made 15k while sitting at home
why is this anon calling me a fucking looser wtf

>> No.25889073

>>25884003
Fucking cucks.

>> No.25889307

>>25888944
Yes but 10x isn't actually 10x when shit costs way more in burgerland compared to the third world.

>> No.25890531

>>25888305
Just go about your day, you cant fix the sheer amount of retardation and lack of class or good taste in the US

>> No.25890579

>>25885946
ouh...

>> No.25890708

>>25884402
only former retail wagies would understand. then again i've never stood outside in a giant cone either but it probably beats dealing with the shitskin normalfag co-workers trying to talk to you about things you don't care about all day

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25890793

There's just something so comfy about the badly animated CGI human face corporation optimization psychos come up with.

>> No.25890825

>>25886040
there's a bunch at the chic fil a near me

>> No.25891054

>>25886437
ngmi

>> No.25891352

>>25885847
>not thinking you can be a millionaire
>ngmi

>> No.25891493

>>25888944
holy fuck you're retarded

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i see nothing wrong with this, it's not like anyone forces them to work there.

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25892057

I've given up eating out and eat pajeet food for a $2 a day, most of which is paying for the spices to grind yourself. Mustard oil goes on everything.

Also fuck g00t and fuck g00gle

>> No.25892306

>>25890708
can confirm

>> No.25892599

>>25885946
Hello Daniel H.

>> No.25893056

>>25884910
>fresh rain air
>literally hotboxung exhaust fumes for 8 hours a day

You belong in the cone, in you go

>> No.25893237

I wish it wasn't so bad for some people it looks like actual dystopian nightmare fuel. I understand high schoolers having to and what not but some work is just so fucking demeaning. Ended up a wfh slave myself and been through the food joints and labor jobs but goddam it looks so bad from the backside

>> No.25893402

>>25885049
>They ask males who apply to show their penis during the interview to prove circumcision
I passed the interview by gluing my foreskin back beforehand and applied some makeup on my dick to make it look like it had a circumsision scar

>> No.25893604

>>25884003
i like how the cones are basically a max body size filter
no fat people in customer facing roles please

>> No.25893657

>>25885847

How can you have a trade and struggle to make ends meet? You should always be in demand. I'm a bricklayer, got work coming out my ears, I pretty much charge what I want. If they think it's too expensive, fuck em, they can get a gypsy to do it for cheap.

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25893876

>>25884003
This is why I have to make it.
No matter the cost.
This can't be me.

>> No.25894359

>>25886040
The one near dupont circle in DC is staffed entirely by black kids from what I saw. That was the only one I’ve ever been to that wasn’t clean and the staff wasn’t attentive and friendly.

>> No.25894475

The reason they wear the cones is because americans are fat lazy retards who would run them over if they werent flashing orange.
Its for safety.

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>>25886437
Can't tell if trolling or the biggest faggot on biz

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>>25885946
>crinkle fries

>> No.25895892

>>25886458
>she wanted to become a biologist to prove the existence of God.
Admirable, but misguided.

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>>25885946
that shit is fucking gross zoomer tier

>> No.25896410

>>25886458
My bleach bunny has the same dream, I'll ask her tonight if she worked at cfa.

>> No.25896982

>>25888769
You are still in time to learn to draw and live out of making furry porn commissions

>> No.25897161

Still beats starving and/or being homeless.

>> No.25897596

>>25885266
They're super based as hell. They have negligible debt, they screen the hell out of their franchisees and let them operate one (and only one) store while charging them next to nothing for the franchise fee, and impose the restriction on the owners that they can never go public.
Their concept of how business should be run is stuck in the 50's, and that's a good thing. I'd gladly take a little bit of fundie weirdness over the globalhomo dystopia any day.

>> No.25897621

Anons this embarrassing to admit but I was one of the top students in school but I dropped out the year before graduating due to family reasons and I had to get wage jobs to make ends meet. Sometimes I see people from school and I can feel their pity but I've been working for about 10 years now and I have literally nothing but typical loser stuff (consoles, laptops, phones, pc, bikes, games, comics etc)

Right now I work in construction and I earn $1000 cash but I literally have 0 in savings I feel like Im cursed, the more money I earn the more poor I am. My job is easy since I'm a *big guy* and my coworkers are nice, everything should make me happy and I should be thankful, I am healthy, I have hobbies, my family is prospering with lots of nephews and nieces, all my siblings are married working and own their own homes. Literally everything in my life is great for a normie but I absolutely hate everything about it, the mediocrity, the stupid drama, the mental anguish, the mood swings I have to hide, the fact that I can read everyone's mood and thoughts by their tiny changes in their body, it makes me sick.


I feel like an alien in a disgusting flesh world with rotting beings festering around me, everything about this world makes me sick, the way society works, the way the rich control and brainwash everyone constantly in the streets, home, even normie conversations are festering propaganda that gets regurgitated by NPCs, it's making me insane. I know they're good people just trying to make it but I feel like I can see their entire lives played out like a meat factory and it makes me ill. I wish I could change this world.

>> No.25897758

>>25897621
I guess you could say I wish I could free everyone from this nightmare, is this planet some sort of brainwashing prison?

The only times I feel free and content is when I'm alone in nature, like I should be out there exploring the universe and its cosmic secrets, growing spiritually instead of living in this flesh prison.

Maybe I've completely lost it

>> No.25897964

>>25884402
Not only do the people in cars not act as bad due to the weird circumstance, but you're also not hounded by management since they very likely don't want to stand out there with you in the rain.

>> No.25898025

>>25886437
>newfag thinks he can call anyone faggot
kys kid
*sip*

>> No.25898626

>>25897758
>The only times I feel free and content is when I'm alone in nature,
Take the tedpill and go live in the mountains

>> No.25899212

>>25887938
ive had this exact experience with popeyes

>> No.25899279

>>25884095
you can literally write your fucking math teacher as a reference so what
what job doesn't require 3 references

>> No.25899468

>>25890793
Did you know, in my 3 years in kitchens I've never seen a waitress spit in someone's food? You're more likely to make them cry than to make them spit in your food.

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How much money until I can afford to pump this full of my semen every night?

>> No.25899691

>>25885398
>They really don’t give a fuck about you.
What a coincidence I don't give a fuck about wagies. I don't treat them bad or make their day any harder, and I always use please and thank you, but at the end of the day I genuinely could give not one iota of fuck about them.

>> No.25900054

>>25899468
Wagies are the real humans, man. /biz/ denies it but /lit/ knows.

>> No.25900120

>>25884095
Not to mention the bs application process you have to go through online.

>> No.25900190

>>25886040
Every black person I've met that worked fast food relied heavily on references. And by that I mean they only applied to jobs where their friends and relatives worked.
I was a manager at a local Papa Johns a few yrs ago and 85% of the store workers comprised of people who were either dating, living together as room mates or were related.

It was absurd.

>> No.25900199
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>>25899691
Thats all one can ask for. A polite society where everybody minds their own busienss.

>> No.25900203

>>25899468
how much would i have to pay her to spit in it?

>> No.25900346

>>25900203
I wouldn't know, but waitresses are pretty much just strippers anyway, so you could probably convince them to do it.