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Gather around and make yourselves comfortable. There will be a very special announcement made shortly. In the mean time the jannies are here to cater to your every need. There are also fresh Big Macs™ at the hors d'oeuvres table. Thank you.

>> No.25847732

you have my attention

>> No.25847777
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>>25847327
Oh I have not heard an announcement in a while.

>> No.25847792

Ah yes. Fine work jannyboi, thanks for topping off my drink. You have my attention!

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>>25847327
My wife and I came to hear the special announcement!!!

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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST WANNA SAY ONE THING

F U C K
L I N K I E S
*crowd goes wild*

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LINKLET AND A JANNY?
A JANNY WORKS AND DOESN'T GET PAID WHILE A LINKLET PAYS FOR SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T WORK!
*crowd is laughing and hollering, several redditors are taken outside and shot in the head*
WHY DID WE START HANGING WINDCHIMES INSTEAD OF LINKIES?
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE SOUNDS A WINDCHIME MAKES
*crowd is laughing so hard the 13th amendment is revoked*
WHERE WAS THE JANNIE'S GIRLFRIEND HIDING?
UNDER HIS PAYCHECK!
*crowd begin actively killing janitors and establishing the fourth reich*

THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD!

>> No.25848558

Never buy a token that starts with an X as it is a red flag bad memetics.
Never buy a token with the color scheme of Hot, Req, STA, Jibrel, etc. The vapor wave colors all are scams.
Never trust a pajeet or chinamen.
If the team has more than 1 woman per 20 employees, do not purchase it is a scam, but slow.
If the token is food related it's dumb and should be avoided so that your money is not eaten by jews.
Finally, do not have sex outside of marriage or marry a woman who is not a virgin. As a man you can always wait for a virgin to cum.

>> No.25848733

>>25848558
REQ is a great long term hodl. Sorry you dont undertsand the tech.

>> No.25848786

>>25848513
Based

>> No.25848850

>>25848733
Oh yeah it was "deflationary tokenomics" is another big red flag. Especially when tied with "burn mechanics"

>> No.25848975

>>25848850
Explain? I will actually listen open minded. REQ isnt just one of those pump N dump.shitters. It is already being developed and incorporated into its intended use cases.

>> No.25849060

>>25847777
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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>>25847777