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All I’m asking for is a 9/10 qt 3.14 tomboy gf who’s a virgin but sexually experienced, is an independent thinker but agrees with all my opinions, has a social life but always prioritizes spending time with me, and loves me not for my wealth but for who I am: a fat, lazy, ugly NEET with no redeeming qualities whatsoever and lives with his mom and has no skills or talents other than being able to pick shitcoins that moon. I mean is that really so much to ask for??

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>> No.25840424

>>25839756
This but unironically.

I am not ugly or fat though.

>> No.25840510

>>25839756
>who I am: a fat, lazy, ugly NEET with no redeeming qualities whatsoever and lives with his mom and has no skills or talents other than being able to pick shitcoins that moon
based

>> No.25840635

She is real, but she died last night.
Oh well, right?

>> No.25840864

>>25839756
Lads on a serious note, If this bull cycle keeps up I will have made it.

I want a nice qt wife but I'll find her in time. What I need your advice for is the best way to run a trap house with 3-5 onlyplans whores. I want them dressed in lingerie permanently taking nudes all over the house. I think it would be a nice aesthetic. How do I go about this? I cant just message them, I'm autistic and weird and they'll think I'm a retard. How do I do this properly? Set up a company and tell them its for a tv show? Help me /b/ros

>> No.25840980

>>25840864
You're trying to pimp them?
Dude, pimps are lazy sleazy scum who make money off other womens' bodies.
You = worst guy ever

You'd better have a damn good amount of clients, otherwise, no one is talking to you. Also, you could get reported.

>> No.25841227

>>25840864
>get a nice location with a lot of different room and set designs
>help them became whores with the best looking backgrounds on of
>rent it to them
>make profit

On another note, good luck finding a qt wife surrounded by whores

>> No.25841401

>>25839756
she needs to be a virgin and fuck like a pornstar

>> No.25842161

>>25840980
No I'm not trying to pimp them. I just want them around for the aesthetic. Dont even want to fuck many of them. Theyre just eye candy and I kind of want that chaotic female whore energy to flow through the house for a few years so I can never feel like I wasted my 20s.

>>25841227
Yeah this is what I was thinking. Big house in a good location. Might not even rent to them, just keep them around.
The wife can come later but I appreciate your concerns.

>> No.25842582

>>25842161
Try SeekingArrangements or WhatsYourPrice. All the dumb or desperate girls go online.