Obvious things managers say

[Anonymous No.25838380]

>please work on the most critical tasks first

[Anonymous No.25838705]

>>25838380
Set your priorities straight.

[Anonymous No.25838915]

>if you run out of things to do, then you need to do a pull
>what's that?
>a pull is when you ask for more things to do

[Anonymous No.25838926]

>>25838380
>Alright team, let's have a lunch together

[Anonymous No.25838949]

>>25838380
>manage your time better
>mandatory overtime is apart of our industry
>2% yearly pay increase is great
>only think positive and speak positive
>our company culture is great
>we don't appreciate you not engaging in office group activities

[Anonymous No.25838999]

>>25838949
How are wagies not suicidal?

[Anonymous No.25839054]

>if your task depends up the completion of a task from another team, then get in contact with the other team

[Anonymous No.25839058]

>>25838999
>implying we aren't
I'm salaried and I'm still suicidal. Only have $220k so I still need the paycheck, hopefully this changes by the end of 2021

[Anonymous No.25839064]

>we are a team player
>team player
and these guys are serious about these wordings

[Anonymous No.25839106]

>>25839058
You're a braver man then me, I barely forced my way through college, no way I could work for someone else.

[Anonymous No.25839116]

>>25838999
I was until I started making 6figs and learned how to game the system. I do about 2 hours of actual work a day

[Anonymous No.25839131]

>>25839054
FUCK that. I wanna SIT and do NOTHING

[Anonymous No.25839155]

>>25838380
Today I'm gonna leave a bit earlier.

[Anonymous No.25839166]

You're fired

[Anonymous No.25839169]

>I'll be out of the office/working from home today, if you need anything you can reach me by email.
This is followed up by them not answering any emails because we all know they're not actually working.

[Anonymous No.25839196]

>i get that its an improvement and could save lives but im unqualified and scared to take on a project like that
>why did you miss the meeting?
>you cant work on that because you asked too many questions
>that was a very careless mistake, this is really rather easy work
>i will be CTO someday

[Anonymous No.25839204]

>>25838380
>Hey guys, can anyone hear me?
>*dogs barking in the background*
>Make sure you mark that work as billable, let the project manager decide whether to charge the client or not
>*points out bug* Hmm, have you tried restarting?
>Is there any way we could find 10 extra hours this week? Your help is invaluable
>I'm not saying to work on the weekend, I'm just saying we need this app done by Monday!
>Raise? Nah.

[Anonymous No.25839236]

>we really have to dig deep this week!

[Anonymous No.25839238]

>>25839058
salaried is worse

[Anonymous No.25839263]

>>25838949
based pic

[Anonymous No.25839285]

>>25839196
Btw each was a separate shitty in their own way manager

[Anonymous No.25839298]

>>25839204
Tell me you haven't heard these things. How have you not snapped?

[Anonymous No.25839344]

dam poor american nigger always cash out at this time. Pump usually happen about six hours from now
Don’t believe this fucking tards who tell that xrp will rise again, shit
Just follow me and my pool on poolz finance. Use your brains and get profit with nft

[Anonymous No.25839423]

>>25839298
I am looking for another job. The last one is what pisses me off the most. $70k/year is NOT cutting it anymore, when people at my office who do the same job as me make $120k.

I mean, sure I'm younger and have less industry experience, but I'm literally a junior dev doing senior dev work. Desperately looking for my way out

[Anonymous No.25839446]

>>25839169
feels good being the party doing the homeoffice part
I work maybe 5-10 hours a week these days, usually only a bit on Monday and a bit on Wednesday, wew

[Anonymous No.25839499]

>>25839204
>being a cuck and just taking all of that
you deserve what you get

[Anonymous No.25839503]

D O T H E N E E D F U L

[Anonymous No.25839549]

>>25839423
Lmao bro I'm so glad I didn't do CS or anything corporate

[Anonymous No.25839611]

>>25839446
Based I do the same thing

[Anonymous No.25839654]

>>25839499
I am looking for a way out, but "muh industry experience." I had an offer in the city for $150k but took the $70k so I could buy some real estate. Ended up being the correct decision fiscally but socially I'm fixin to neck due to the company culture.

>>25839549
I took out $50k of student loans to realize that I didn't want a job so congrats you are ahead of me if you're under 25 and making similar.

[Anonymous No.25839699]

>>25839236
Omg this one. Or
>hey team. Its all hands on deck today
You just know its going to be a "I want to kill myself" kind of day.

[Anonymous No.25839705]

>>25839058
>I'm salaried and I'm still suicidal

Why do people still believe boomer lies about salaries being preferred? Next your going to tell me a higher wage is better than pensions and benefits

[Anonymous No.25839710]

>>25839611
top lad
what are you doing in your off time? I took up boxing during work hours, always feels good to think about being able to just do that while slaves slave away

[Anonymous No.25839790]

>>25839654
just tell your boss to fuck off with his shit
if you're doing good work, you will easily find domething better
and if not, well, you should suck him off I guess

there's literally no work that can't wait for a few says, so asking for overtime and pressuring for time is just him checking how much he can squeeze you

[Anonymous No.25839793]

>>25839654
Nobody actually WANTS a job, fren.

[Anonymous No.25839799]

>>25838380
>I expect you to be logged in no later than 9am since you are wfh and don't commute. I will be checking online to make sure

[Anonymous No.25839869]

>>25839654
> I had an offer in the city for $150k but took the $70k so I could buy some real estate.
AKA: "I took half the salary so that I could go into debt"

[Anonymous No.25839875]

>>25839710
I usually spend my first hour getting some extra sleep. I try to read at least an hour per day on the clock. I recently began playing chess and trying to get better at it, so thebpst 3 hours this morning I spent playing chess.com. Im about to take my hour lunch then I'll probably shower and maybe do a couple hours of actual work before shitposting my last hour away. Comfy as hell

[Anonymous No.25839878]

>>25839699
>Team, we'll have to stay a little later today because of the fire drill for the leadership team.

[Anonymous No.25839926]

>>25839790
I've got 3 interviews this week so hopefully there's a way out here, but good notes. Appreciate the feedback. If I'm gonna be waging I need to be making way more though, each interview has base salaries that'll make me much happier so here's hoping.

>>25839869
AKA: I took half the salary so that I could offset my living expenses and acquire multiple money-producing assets.

I have 2 properties and live for free from the rental income, it was totally worth taking the lower salary. Now I just need a better job

[Anonymous No.25839959]

>>25838926
No fuck you faggot I'm gonna go to McDonald's

[Anonymous No.25839960]

>>25839705
Depends on the industry. But if you work at least 8 hours a day then yeah, it's a blatant scam.

[Anonymous No.25839963]

>>25838380
>show up to work on time

At least that is what they tell me because I dont respect my wagie job ive held for 7 years and always come in late and take naps at work

[Anonymous No.25840003]

>>25839926
you should just tell them from the get-go that overtime is not in the cards
nip that in the goddamn bud or they will squeeze you again

[Anonymous No.25840093]

>>25839875
sounds fairly based
my typical Friday involves getting up at 1130, getting food, chopping some wood for a cheeky fire on the weekend, then playing some table tennis
I unironically only check my mails twice the entire day if at all

we made it, Anon
we might not be rich, but we made it

[Anonymous No.25840095]

>Put this easily readable word doc into an Excel sheet so my monkey brain can have it simplified even further.

[Anonymous No.25840161]

>>25838380
>thank you for joining in, now everyone turns on their webcams

[Anonymous No.25840170]

>>25839654
Dude if you've got cash, do what I do. I built up from 200$ via buying presales. If even 1/5 of my presales each week do well I'm in the green. 5x isn't rare

[Anonymous No.25840267]

>>25840170
Where do you find presale listings? I just don't wanna YOLO my life savings if I can avoid it, but I'd throw $20k here or there at a decent presale. I've done so in the past and made bank, but I never seem to get in on them at the right time anymore

[Anonymous No.25840296]

>>25840161
>anon, everyone turned on their webcams, why aren't you turning on your webcam?

[Anonymous No.25840301]

"per batim"

[Anonymous No.25840376]

>>25840296
It IS on what do you mean? I think it's already on, the little light is on, yeah it says it's on

[Anonymous No.25840380]

>>25840267
I try and find 10 a week, on Twitter, biz, Telegram, and just web searches. Then I narrow it down to get rid of the obvious scams. If you're just starting out use unilock so you can't get rugged. And diversify. At least one of my 5 every week is a scam, but it doesn't matter because I have 3-4 others, usually with guaranteed 30% at launch

[Anonymous No.25840420]

>>25840267
I did 500% on DarkBundles

[Anonymous No.25840437]

>please advise

[Anonymous No.25840486]

>>25838999
they are

[Anonymous No.25840615]

>>25840376
>ah finally we can see your webcam
>that's a very original interior you've got anon, how do you call that? anyway, stacy what did our client wanted?

[Anonymous No.25840668]

>>25839705
> benefits
Thats such a meme unless you have fucking aids or something. Every job I've ever had with benefits they tell me how the package is worth like OMG $10K/yr, when meanwhile it actually means 2 free dentist trips yearly for a savings of like $200. I've asked to be paid cash instead at every job with benefits and they always refused, gee I wonder why??

[Anonymous No.25840691]

>>25838949

I work at Boeing and this describes it pretty well

[Anonymous No.25840716]

>>25838926
>implying I'm not just gonna eat a can deenz in the breakroom for everyone to smell and then go take a nap in my car

[Anonymous No.25840764]

>what's the status of the report I asked you to complete?

[Anonymous No.25840970]

> Wow so much meetings in this company I barely have time to do my work
> Okay guys let's have a meeting to discuss this very minor issue

[Anonymous No.25841005]

>JOHNSON!

[Anonymous No.25841096]

>>25839869
you have no idea what cost of living is, do you?

[Anonymous No.25841136]

>>25838999
I worked in the trades for a while and, while the people there were toxic af, the work itself was very fulfilling and left very little room for bullshit, especially if you’re an autist about code. I would get a system laid out for me and I would get to work putting it together I would tell foremen to fuck off if they tried to make me something illegal because he’s either lazy or made a mistake. Lol I was very unpopular because of this and was in the first group of people to get laid off because of the chink flu, oh well.

[Anonymous No.25841141]

>>25840691
I'm working at the Boeing help desk. I feel sorry for you bastards sometimes.

[Anonymous No.25841291]

> What you did totally answer the task you were given but what if we took the opportunity to rechallenge it

[Anonymous No.25841316]

>Work in a small but highly specialized medical field
>No one understands what the fuck I do so no one can tell me what to do
>Schedule most things on my own, have my own office, and so on.

The only thing keeping me working all 8 hours a day is because I care about my patients.

[Anonymous No.25841395]

Working in the nuclear industry is a nightmare, like every group has around 3 useful gen x/millennials and a bunch of fucking boomers hanging on contributing nothing

[Anonymous No.25841397]

>>25839705
Salaried is great if you're not a brainlet

>be salaried engineer
>significantly overestimate the time to complete every task
>spend 1/4 the time working on task
>spend 3/4 the the time looking at stocks and shitposting (doing it right now at work)
>project team thinks you're great at meeting milestones
>guaranteed pay with guaranteed 3% annual pay increase
>additional pay raises from promotions by doing bare minimum

[Anonymous No.25841500]

>>25838949
God damn anon. This hits way too close.

[Anonymous No.25841525]

>>25839926
I wish I was as not-that-retarded as you. I barely had any savings until a year ago even though I've been working for a few years.

[Anonymous No.25841554]

>>25840003
This. Until I'm making 6 figures, I will NEVER work overtime.

[Anonymous No.25841686]

>>25840668
My benefits are covered 100% by my company. Its extremely rare to be sure. I save about 450 a month so 450×12 and im looking at 5400 in savings. They will definitely shill you on this crazy number tho. I was also told I'd save 10k+ but simply math clearly shows thats a fucking lie.

[Anonymous No.25841717]

>>25841141
Thank you for all you do. The incompetence w.r.t. computer skills in that company is astounding.

[Anonymous No.25841730]

>>25840170
retard here, presale for random cryptos? can you spoonfeed me a bit plz daddy

[Anonymous No.25841812]

>>25839054
>but what if i dont

[Anonymous No.25841864]

>>25841316
what do you do?

[Anonymous No.25841918]

manager here
please list your excuses for not:
>working on the most critical task first
>managing your time
>double checking your work for mistakes
I eagerly await your cattle sounds and cage rattling

[Anonymous No.25841970]

>>25839204
>>Is there any way we could find 10 extra hours this week? Your help is invaluable
"Sure there is, for extra pay"
That's it, if you're not gonna value yourself your managers aren't either.

[Anonymous No.25842230]

>tfw you realize the memes about middle management being sociopaths were true

[Anonymous No.25842727]

Used to work for fortune 100 insurance company and they are pure aids niggers managers and the upper managers they didn't give a shit about front line claims adjusters

[Anonymous No.25843101]

>>25841918
>working on the most critical task first
I'm managing my time boss
>managing your time
I'm double checking my work for mistakes boss
>double checking your work for mistakes
I'm working on the most critical task first boss
t. Trainee site manager

[Anonymous No.25843145]

>>25838380
Did you take your lunch?

[Anonymous No.25843183]

>>25840716
Kek this was me back when i was a wagie

[Anonymous No.25843222]

>>25843101
sarcasm is a micro-aggression
report to HR for behavior modification immediately

[Anonymous No.25843223]

>>25839054
>Hey guys, you done with that thing yet? No? Okay.

[Anonymous No.25843638]

>>25841918
All of the tasks are deemed critical by different managers.
You have invited me to 6 hours of meetings every day, so I don't have time to actually get any work done.
You kept harping about deadlines so here, take it.

[Anonymous No.25843749]

>>25839054
>Hey guys, you done with that thing yet? No? Okay.

What the fuck else am I supposed to do? All I'm doing is getting in their way and keeping them from getting shit done.

[Anonymous No.25843946]

>>25843222
Wages garnished, good behaviour pills administered, daily HR reporting in effect

[Anonymous No.25844062]

>>25841864

I'm a speech and language pathologist. I specialize in dealing with speech, language, voice, and swallowing related disorders. A common joke in my field is that no one knows what we do until they need our help.

[Anonymous No.25844099]

>>25843749
You must understand wagie psychology. Optimal efficiency/output is achieved only through constant reminders, pressure and progress recording/checks. They hate it because it MAKES them work enough.

[Anonymous No.25844166]

>>25841554
>implying that the vast majority of people who make six figures aren't managers who never work OT anyway

[Anonymous No.25844176]

>>25842727
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.25844265]

>>25841397
This. Also don't forget being so good at your job that you can complete the work quickly and at the same time give an estimate that the work will take 10x longer for you to complete it

[Anonymous No.25844469]

>>25838380
>if you keep browsing that frog site while at work I’m going to have to let you go. Also please put on some pants.

[Anonymous No.25844473]

>>25839106
>I barely forced my way through college
How much do you regret for the years you spent in college? I didn't like the field I had chosen and it all seems so worhtless to me that I barely visit my class. It feels like I'm wasting the best years of my life going to college and study a course that I hate.

[Anonymous No.25844730]

>>25844062
Based. I work with a couple people of your profession, they taught me quite a lot about phonetics.

t. medical physicist

[Anonymous No.25844876]

>>25841395
>like every group has around 3 useful gen x/millennials and a bunch of fucking boomers hanging on contributing nothing
and which would you rather be?

[Anonymous No.25845051]

>>25839169
manager's not coming in? That's cool - I'll be gone before lunch

[Anonymous No.25845187]

>>25840161
>Company ordered laptops that don't have webcams so all meetings are voice only by default
>Spend half the day getting paid to jerk off while having useless meetings run in the background
It's a blessing and a curse

[Anonymous No.25845396]

Scrum master of several dev teams here. Half of the remarks I make all the the time, the other half I hope to use soon. Thank you for your valuable feedback

[Anonymous No.25845506]

>>25838380
>don't work hard, work smart

[Anonymous No.25845631]

>>25845396
If were are talking about the same "scrum" here then let me tell you that that was the nail on the coffin that made me quit my cagie job last year.

[Anonymous No.25845726]

>>25838999
Checked and implying we're not.

[Anonymous No.25845776]

>stop jerking off to cp in your cubicle

[Anonymous No.25845942]

>>25840296
Literally just do it lmao, if you're so much of a fuckin neet degenerate unshaven shitskin that you wont even turn your webcam on you might as well commit neck.

What do you before covid? wear a burka?

[Anonymous No.25846015]

>Hey team I know I never visit this part of the store and haven't done your jobs in the past at all but I want you to do it my way even though it takes twice as long to do it and does not change the outcome
ok
>hey team just checking back in, whats the hold up here?
you told us to do it this way

>hey im a manager with no authority or expertise in your part of the store im gonna come in and tell the newhires to do their jobs the wrong way every 20 minutes when you arent looking so you have to correct them constantly and fix everything
>why are you still here anon its 2 hours past the end of your shift?

and my favorite
>I forgot to schedule you for a month sorry
>Oh yeah um Im gonna make you commute an hour into work to find out why. Twice.
>I constantly complain we dont have enough people and that the newhires cant do anything right

[Anonymous No.25846506]

>>25844062
any tips for dealing with nasal speech?

[Anonymous No.25846879]

>>25840691
I'm Pratt & Whitney so I know that aerospace feel. You guys must be getting your bucci's slammed with the 737 MAX shit + Rona at the same time. Stay strong fren.

[Anonymous No.25847519]

>>25846506

Depends on if it's hyper nasal or hypo nasal and on what is causing it. You'd need to get an evaluation done by a phoniatrician and/or an SLP first to know what to do about it.

If it's hyper nasal due to insufficient closure between the mouth and nose for instance that might require therapy or surgery to fix. If it's hyponasal (sounds like having a bad cold) you might have some form of congestion or blockage going on. I'd recommend you to go get it looked at if it bothers you a lot.

[Anonymous No.25847914]

im going to need you do that thing youre literally doing right now

[Anonymous No.25848824]

>>25844062
How’d you get into that? I’m going to school for radiology

[Anonymous No.25849102]

>>25848824

I always wanted to work with helping people in some manner and I've always had an interest in language, communication, and that kinda stuff. Before I found out about speech and language pathology I was considering becoming a teacher or a psychologist.

Good luck with your studies, anon.

[Anonymous No.25849203]

Who /highatwork/ here?

[Anonymous No.25849215]

>You have to multitask and prioritize your work
But it is more efficient to concentrate on one thing and get it done without being disturbed by others.
>Well yes that is true you have to concentrate on one thing and multitask at the same time.

>And how about that prioritization on work?
Well you want all work to be done by 14:00 but it is not possible so something has to be left unfinished. The part that is left unfinished I get bitched about not being finished whatever part it is on that particular day. And since all that work is pretty much meaningless it doesn't matter which part of this meaningless work is funished at 15:00 instead of 14:00
>Well yes but now I will make comment proving that I dont understand what prioritization means and suggest that by prioritizing work does not mean chaning order of task but conjuring extra hour between 7:00 and 14:00

>Anon I think you comming into this possition was hurried, would not you say the same?

[Anonymous No.25849345]

>>25845776
Never, I'm too busy with my daughter at home.