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Lead SQL developer for Crunchyroll here. You guys have no idea the potential that this coin has. It's literally the google of crypto. Look, let me explain this very easily to you.

Say you wanted to find out what the price for 1 ETH was in USD. You don't know that off the top of your head, right? So what would you do? You'd Google "1 ETH in USD" and Google will give you the answer. Well guess what? That's what The Graph does. Instead of googling it, you'd pay The Graph to run SQL queries using the proprietary API that builds a decentralized blockchain container to google it for you. It's fucking revolutionary.

If you're not buying this right now, you'rea fucking moron.

>> No.25814080

>Lead SQL developer
You mean SQL monkey?

>> No.25814103

>>25814080
bro select statements are super difficult

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>>25814042
>Instead of googling it, you'd pay The Graph
But I can Google for free?

>> No.25814149

>>25814042
>Lead SQL developer for Crunchyroll here
Proof or gtfo

>> No.25814206

>>25814042
Why not just google it for free? Takes a second to do, and is free.

>> No.25814208

>>25814042
Sounds good. Putting all my money in right now.

>> No.25814235

>>25814042
>Instead of googling it, you'd pay The Graph to run SQL
Google is free you nigger

>> No.25814338

>>25814042
Or I can use any other API for free, code monkey

>> No.25814344

>>25814042
WOAH WOAH STEP ASIDE WE’VE GOT A MAJOR-LEAGUE PLAYER OVER HERE
THIS GUY KNOWS SQL
THE STRUCTURED QUERY LANGUAGE
FUCK YOUR COIN, HOW CAN I SEND YOU MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO DIRECTLY, SIR?

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>>25814042
Just bought, how fucked am I?

>> No.25814400

>>25814206
Do you understand what an API is, anon? GRT provides the method to programmatically 'search' literally ANYTHING' blockchain.

All the places that google gets its info will start charging for any significant volume usage. Its fine to google 'number of eth holders' once a minute, but you think google will like you clogging their servers 10k times per minute?

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>>25814344

>> No.25814447

Okay.
But explain why purchasing the TOKEN is beneficial? All these companies can be great, but if their token is garbage why buy it?

>> No.25814461

>>25814042

I get the concept of how paying your fee to access the information in a distributed/decentralized network is revolutionary or at least forward thinking...

...but, are we even ready for this technology yet? Tokenization is inevitable, with a more independent, automated-distribution transfer of resources, but right now, it seems expensive.

If I could spend less than 1/10000th of a penny on a search, I probably wouldn't care... at this rate I'm paying my ISP, but in the future, when we really enter the information wars, maybe these searches will become more valuable.

>> No.25814546

>>25814447
It’s used to run the shit or something. Fuck you’re dumb.

>> No.25814625

>>25814546
>or something

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>>25814206
you obviously dont know what is an API and modern technology development and would always be one of those boring boomer or tech guy (if youre one) who no longer follows the current update and bitching about younger people. fucking kys you're pathetic

>> No.25814698

>>25814447
you said the same thing to LINK and we've tired explain it to you

>> No.25814750

>>25814042
what a retarded explanation. you took "the graph is the google of crypto" and drew it out into a pointless paragraph.

actually why do i bother, its an obvious satire.

>> No.25815171

>>25814141
/thread

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>>25814042
>sub 30 cents
>the shills are out in full force

>> No.25815314

>>25814042

10/10 bait I can’t believe literally this entire thread fell for it

>> No.25815366

>>25814447
It's literally just like stocks, they mean nothing.

>> No.25815381

>>25814042
google literally has a free API for this, kek.

https://support.google.com/docs/answer/3093281?hl=en

>> No.25815584

>>25814141
God yo're a fucking moron. Paid shill fudding a perfectly reasonable thread

>> No.25815803

>>25814103
ha!
graph is golden. can't wait for the unlocks

>> No.25815827

Enough. That's all the burgers you're getting. Phenix pimp this shit.

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>>25814042
>you'd pay The Graph

>> No.25815905

>>25814042
>crunchyroll

>> No.25815931

Look at thees fools fud mother fucking USDC and ETH who need GRT. You kinda indirectly buy it anyways. Hello anon. Why do you hate money.

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>>25814042
> you'd pay The Graph to run SQL queries using the proprietary API that builds a decentralized blockchain container to google it for you. It's fucking revolutionary.

yeah i dont see why i cant just google it?

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25816197

This is going all the way down to zero isn't it.

>> No.25816221

>>25816197
yes just like link

>> No.25816241

>>25815584
Holy fuck a retard on /biz/ actually thinks people get paid to mock his shitcoin

>> No.25816280

Query fees are 0.00001$ it's worthless

>> No.25816281

{Pshaw. Just another fucking day for true GRT Lions.

>> No.25816322

GRT holders deserve what's coming up for calling this the next LINK

top fucking kek

>> No.25816382

>>25814042
http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=1+ETH+in+USD
yes, very revolutionary

>> No.25816423

>>25814429
kinda cute? is rest of the face matches whats not hidden by mask?

>> No.25816435

>>25814206
the graph is basically a Ctrl+F for blockchain. When you google something you get it in text form. What the graph does is fetch that data in ready to implement form. It's used by devs.

>> No.25816621

If that is the best example you can come up with, then I don't want to know how shitty GRT actually is. Jesus Christ.

>> No.25816992

SUCK MY DICK

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>>25814042
Potential for falling