/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.25804276]

Wait China looks like THAT? edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

Previous: >>25800274

[Anonymous No.25804314]

We will touch 360 in the next two weeks as monthly hedges expire. Position accordingly.

[Anonymous No.25804316]

first for fuck cliff tranny

[Anonymous No.25804320]

1st for Puts on TSLA

[Anonymous No.25804339]

Glad I bought a bunch of POWW.

[Anonymous No.25804398]

Some of you guys are alright

Don't buy the top tommorow

[Anonymous No.25804417]

I’m scared

[Anonymous No.25804486]

>>25804355
That's because we have more autism.
>>25804316
It wouldn't be that bad if he stopped spamming and getting generals deleted.

[Anonymous No.25804493]

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LIVING IN THE SIDE OF YOUR FACE
RAZOR WIRE SPINNING AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
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AROUND YOUR
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AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR (BLISTERING SKY)
AROUND YOUR (BLISTERING SKY)
AROUND YOUR (BLISTERING SKY)

[Anonymous No.25804499]

From friday

[Anonymous No.25804501]

we should just be thankful we have vibrant personalities like the Tranny who give /smg/ some character and give us memories that we can relay to our grandchildren

[Anonymous No.25804533]

I'm up 15% since July 2020 when I started, did I do good /smg/?

[Anonymous No.25804557]

>>25804499
No puts? Or is this specifically just a list of calls?

[Anonymous No.25804560]

>>25804501
Hope he loses it all and necks so I can tell them about that

[Anonymous No.25804561]

>>25804417
I'm not, but I'm poor so what do I know.

[Anonymous No.25804566]

Where are we dippin' boys?

[Anonymous No.25804571]

>Wait China looks like THAT?

literal dystopia

[Anonymous No.25804584]

>>25804533
Probably covered the cash you used from inflation with it; it's okay.

I'm up over 20% but only invested like 13k CAD.

[Anonymous No.25804590]

>>25804533
you under performed
but at least you didn't lose

[Anonymous No.25804598]

Don't you Bobo retards threaten me with a good time. I hope the market crashes, I have 70k to buy cheapies.

[Anonymous No.25804622]

>>25804598
That's a great gif.

Dead but not forgotten Terry, Never forgotten.

[Anonymous No.25804716]

>mfw the Browns win the Superb Owl and break the timelines some more

[Anonymous No.25804719]

Market is crashing look at futures. This was obvious if you followed BTC and knew of it's leading indicator properties. BTC crashes = stocks crash. Will be selling everything tomorrow at open.

[Anonymous No.25804760]

alright, vote on the time of the next significant dip, all the fucking bears are making me nervous

https://www.strawpoll.me/42423150
>https://www.strawpoll.me/42423150
https://www.strawpoll.me/42423150
>https://www.strawpoll.me/42423150

[Anonymous No.25804772]

>>25804571
>literal dystopia
Think of how much GDP it produces.

[Anonymous No.25804783]

where are you seeing futures crashing

[Anonymous No.25804828]

>>25804760
Bears coming out the woodwork is bullish as fuck desu

[Anonymous No.25804912]

>>25804783
They are relatively bad for a sunday. That's it.

[Anonymous No.25805003]

>>25804533
in investing? no, not especially. but your post has repeating digits.

[Anonymous No.25805047]

>>25804716
>timelines
can you people shut the fuck up already with this dumb ass shit?

[Anonymous No.25805087]

>>25804828
yeah until it's not.

[Anonymous No.25805103]

jp morgan strikes again

[Anonymous No.25805163]

Should I buy SPY 2/10 360p?

[Anonymous No.25805185]

>>25805163
Yes

[Anonymous No.25805190]

>>25805103
What?

[Anonymous No.25805217]

Why is there two threads?

The Cleveland Browns have scored the most points in the first quarter of a playoff game in NFL playoffs history.

[Anonymous No.25805272]

WHY IS THE FUTURE SO RED

[Anonymous No.25805286]

>>25804719
i hope this is the big one. not to be mean but this market has been way too easy and boring. i've made 50 sum percent since last march (not great I know, i was playing it safe & am about 70% cash since early november.)

anyway bobo memes are way, way funnier than endless anime faggot spam. i can't fucking wait. gonna scoop some twitter shorts tomorrow but stay mostly cash until we are off 20% from ATH - then begin DCA into energy sector stocks with growth potential.

[Anonymous No.25805319]

How can I short Pittsburgh?

[Anonymous No.25805325]

>>25805217
>>25804716
You have your own thread for /sp/ posting :^)
>>25805272
seriously WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.25805336]

>>25805217
who gives a fuck about gorilla nigger football anymore

[Anonymous No.25805356]

First for SRAC

Opinions on TSLA puts?

[Anonymous No.25805410]

>>25805286
>20% off ATH

Not happening with Brrrr. We will never see a major crash with index funds ever again.

[Anonymous No.25805463]

>>25805356
>Opinions on TSLA puts?

Good way to lose money.

[Anonymous No.25805468]

Why is it crashing? Could you americans stop panic selling every two days?

[Anonymous No.25805472]

Anon that got drunk and texted my ex and told her I’d help her with her first investment

She’s only putting $120
Told her to get NIO and SBE

[Anonymous No.25805495]

>>25805356
TSLA is going to drop big especially with Elon namedropping stocks like JT on twitter. Elon literally manipulates the stock market

[Anonymous No.25805518]

>>25805410
oh fuck off, markets have already priced in infinite money printing forever. of course they can go down 20%. it's a house of cards. nobody knows when but it is absolutely going to come crashing down. who knows when but it absolutely will.

[Anonymous No.25805555]

>>25804276
GHIV run up on the 12 buy before then, then run up on the merger vote on the 20th, then the ticker change on the 22nd, we will see at lease 20$ by the 23rd. Buy now or regret.

[Anonymous No.25805639]

>>25805468
>crashing
It isn't. Yet. This drawdown on low volume. Low volume even by futures standards. There is no cause for concern until premarket opens, minimum. Things may not be clear until well in to market hours tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.25805678]

>>25805410
"New paradigm!"

[Anonymous No.25805723]

>>25805555
going in because digits

[Anonymous No.25805727]

>>25804912
Imagine being that much of a faggot. Not you, the total faggot in the pic.

[Anonymous No.25805746]

Pray to CLF! $40 is a coming as the steel demand grows..

[Anonymous No.25805759]

You fuckers don't see what's happening? Every week "it's crashing". Fuck off and enjoy the fucking sound of BRRR and buy the dips

[Anonymous No.25805779]

Holy shit.

Is nasdaq actually crashing because of this?

[Anonymous No.25805831]

Could the post-ww2 American economic boom have happened with the post-oil crisis oil prices?

Boomers have rose tinted glasses,and looking back that posterity seemed to because of cheap foreign oil & bombed out Europe.

What would the economy look like today without the Dot-Com Era ever happening?

[Anonymous No.25805868]

>>25805779
Well you know now PINS has hit the big time if it gets lumped in with FB and Google..

[ABigBet4U !lksRQlKXyM No.25805876]

Mara boys, are we toast?

[Anonymous No.25805892]

SILVER IS CRASHING ITS OVER BROS OH GOD

[Anonymous No.25805904]

>>25805779
It's crashing because BTC is crashing. People are cashing out and moving to safe assets and deflating the bubble. It has nothing to do with politics or Trump. All that matters is money. If you watch BTC then you will always understand what the market is doing.

[Anonymous No.25805938]

>>25805555
Based GHIV
4010 shares in, easy money to start the year

[Anonymous No.25805950]

>>25805868
I really don't see any other reason for it to be dropping so much desu

There was talks about a 4 trillion stimulus so it doesn't make sense to be red

[Anonymous No.25805976]

Cannabro here. Who else is excited for thE OPTI pump also anyone here yo-yo profits from ASDN

[Anonymous No.25805988]

>>25805904
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/10/capitol-riot-jpmorgan-and-citigroup-join-us-corporations-pausing-political-donations.html

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/10/capitol-riot-jpmorgan-and-citigroup-join-us-corporations-pausing-political-donations.html

what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.25806044]

>>25805779
> -0.42%
> "crashing"

[Anonymous No.25806071]

Do i buy more ghiv tomorrow? How much?

[Anonymous No.25806076]

>>25805779
They want to impeach trump days before Biden takes over. That's what's at the top of my SPY news feed.

Do you know what's ridiculous?

There are senators who're still in office after they required to be inconvenienced by embarrassment by Cripples throwing themselves off their wheel chairs to drag themselves up the Capitol build's entrance in order to pass the ADA act.

Mitch has been a senator for over 32 or so years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americans_with_Disabilities_Act_of_1990

2020-1990 = 30 years.

[Anonymous No.25806145]

>>25806071
I have everything in GHIV
12.1 average cost

[Anonymous No.25806156]

>>25805779
maybe not specifically because of that, but just speaking on a personal level it is blatantly obvious there is some high level intercompany coordination going on between silicon valley tech companies for political purposes in what amounts to a power grab over the flow of information. beyond the obvious implications for public discourse/access to information, that kind of situation does not bode well for the market in general - it means they're taking massive legal risks for non-financial motivations. not good for business.

[Anonymous No.25806179]

>>25806076
They would rather destroy the usa in it's entirety than cede any power, it's not about the citizens at all with them. Our fault for electing them over and over again.

[Anonymous No.25806188]

>>25806156
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JournoList

ournoList (sometimes referred to as the J-List)[1] was a private Google Groups forum for discussing politics and the news media with 400 left-leaning[2] journalists, academics and others. Ezra Klein created the online forum in February 2007 while blogging at The American Prospect and shut it down on June 25, 2010 amid wider public exposure. Journalists later pointed out various off-color statements made by members of the list denigrating conservatives, as well as a seeming conspiracy to prop up then Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Others defended such statements as being taken out of context or simply a matter of private candor.

[Anonymous No.25806207]

How do you feel about PYPL vs SQ? which is the better producer?

[Anonymous No.25806212]

shill me some other SPACs besides GHIV SRAC and IPOC

[Anonymous No.25806219]

>>25806145
Shill me on GHIV?

[Anonymous No.25806231]

>>25805555
Thx for the reminder on this one anon. You out after the ticker change?

[Anonymous No.25806244]

>>25806212
we are at the end of SPAC train
I don't think the newer SPACs will be nearly as profitable

[Anonymous No.25806247]

>>25806179
i'm not so sure we *did* elect them, to be honest.

annnnyway.

[Anonymous No.25806253]

>in too late to buy MARA shares Friday evening

almost got rekt lads

[Anonymous No.25806259]

>>25806207
PayPal made way too many rules and banned 80% of users and steals money like fucking thieves and fucks everyone. Everyone I know switched to cashapp as soon as they can. PayPal is dead it’s only good for other countries

[Anonymous No.25806264]

>>25806179
It took the midwest farms to blow into the capital building itself to force congress to address dust bowl erosion.

Had they never been inconvenience by dead mid-west farms there wouldn't be any midwest farms today.

[Anonymous No.25806280]

>>25806207
Between the two I'd trust SQ more for growth. PYPL is 20 years old and will have the burden of managing old infrastructure.

[Anonymous No.25806290]

>>25806207
$SQ only because ARK funds are is heavy on them...buying both and some Calls on $V and $MA...bitches about to be shoppin again

[Anonymous No.25806296]

>>25806219
UWM, solid company, 2nd largest mortgage dealer, dividends
not based on hype like EV shit so returns won't be as much as those but it's a safe ride overall

[Anonymous No.25806305]

>>25805876
Yep have no idea why I bought it I knew 40k was the top. Cant afford puts either

[Anonymous No.25806312]

>>25806253
I have 23 puts for this Friday, I hope I don't get fucked.

[Anonymous No.25806333]

>>25806219
Do you want to make money in the next couple weeks? Then buy GHIV. Simple

[Anonymous No.25806337]

>>25805876
>Tether FUD all week
>3 trillion in stimulus coming at some point
Nah finally a day to start averaging back into calls. Hoping it dips below $20 again.

[Anonymous No.25806349]

>>25806244
CCX stood out to me, they will merge with Skillsoft, which my own big multinational company uses sometimes for trainings.

[Anonymous No.25806350]

>>25806253
That kat looks based and I want to be his fren.

[Anonymous No.25806352]

What are the chances WKHS goes down monday?

[Anonymous No.25806353]

>>25806296
i get uneasy about real estate. the market feels like 08 right now

[Anonymous No.25806366]

I'm in JAGX. Making decent money off it.

[Anonymous No.25806409]

>>25806212
>>25806244
IPOE
SSPK
>IPOE
>SSPK
>>25806212
IPOE
SSPK
>IPOE
>SSPK
>>25806212
IPOE
SSPK
>IPOE
>SSPK

[Anonymous No.25806412]

redpill me on IDEX

[Anonymous No.25806414]

>>25805988
what the fuck do they need political donations for with no elections in sight?
Ever thought they just spinned the narrative for marketing on something they had planned on doing regardless?

[Anonymous No.25806417]

>>25806353
real estate won't blow anytime soon because of the eviction moratoriums
but you're right, we're close to where we were in 08

[Anonymous No.25806428]

>>25806212
LGVW... iPhone full body scanner... backed by bill gates

[Anonymous No.25806448]

>>25806353
ackman said he liked fannie mae and freddie mac recently, not even joking

they have almost 100% recuped with our governments help

[Anonymous No.25806471]

>>25806244
if you buy a SPAC in the $10 range it will inevitably pop up when there is a target.

[Anonymous No.25806474]

>>25806414
Jewish donations.

[Anonymous No.25806481]

>>25806428
now this is some Great Reset tech I can get behind.

[Anonymous No.25806485]

>>25806417
do you know anything about the eviction moratoriums?

if so, what is the expiry? assuming they affect both renters and owners.

[Anonymous No.25806500]

how much is twitter going to dump tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.25806504]

what to expect on NIO tomorrow and this week?

[Anonymous No.25806506]

>>25806485
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8YM4WufueM
here's a video on that matter
I think we have some time left

[Anonymous No.25806511]

>>25806412
buy when it is $1, sell when it is $3. It will cycle between these two price points every few months. Bag holders might give differing advice, but they are bag holders.

[Anonymous No.25806530]

>>25806500
not nearly enough

[Anonymous No.25806549]

All of tech is dumping tomorow. Apparently people are resigning over the happenings.

[Anonymous No.25806553]

you guys are fucking niggers with absolutely no good advice except for the occasional one person who comes here in goodwill just to be chased off by you faggots after he recommends something actually good.
Sad!

[Anonymous No.25806559]

>futures

[Anonymous No.25806560]

buying lottery tickets lads

[Anonymous No.25806563]

>>25806506
thanks, watching now.

i guess the other thing to pay attention to would be interest rates. how do you feel about interest rates in the next couple months? if rates rise half a percent that could precipitate a pretty significant price correction IMO.

[Anonymous No.25806571]

>>25806333
Sounds good. Funny how I trust an anon in smg. Like what do I do? 100 shares tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.25806578]

im losing all my gains from last week in one Monday aren't I

[Anonymous No.25806594]

>bought 2 TWTR calls before close on Friday
it's over isn't it?

[Anonymous No.25806597]

What sort of house are you guys desiring anyways?

[Anonymous No.25806610]

>>25806594
Chance to buy more but cheaper

[Anonymous No.25806618]

AHHHHHHHH I’m so sick of seeing Tesla millionaires

[Anonymous No.25806628]

>>25806504
Going balls in tomorrow, will let you know

[Anonymous No.25806648]

bros.. korean just posted this on stocktwits.. should i have listened to the camofrog?????

[Anonymous No.25806657]

>>25806563
>interest rates
I doubt the FED would let it rise
it would be a huge fuck up on their side

[Anonymous No.25806668]

>reddit commies raiding r/wallstreetbets
>SUDDENLY AND COINCIDENTLY 24/7 China cocksucking on /smg/
literal chink redditors are here

[Anonymous No.25806721]

>>25806549
Bezos and Musk are joining forces to build the ultimate space travel company

[Anonymous No.25806741]

>>25806668
I don't care about batboys being here so long as they tell us what Chinese stock to buy

[Anonymous No.25806748]

>>25806571
I would wait for another dip before I went in over a thousand shares but you might not have a shot. I have 44k on the line I wouldn't bullshit a fellow anon, get in around 13 if you're nervous.

[Anonymous No.25806769]

>>25806506
One potentially misleading part of the video
> future incomes are most likely going to go down
At least as of last week, the average monthly salary has gone up. This is because the people most likely to lose their jobs are low-wage service workers, and those who keep their jobs are high-wage office workings who have been working from home. Without those lower-wage jobs dragging the average down, it's gone up.

[Anonymous No.25806806]

>>25806748
Cool, thanks. I'll buy 100 to start tomorrow

[Anonymous No.25806827]

Rate my portfolio?

Not really trying to gamble and I’m getting priced out of VTI soon. How can I invest if safe ETFs are getting too expensive?

[Anonymous No.25806838]

There is a person on Stocktwits that took a 3rd mortgage on their house to all in on bitcoin at 45k

[Anonymous No.25806849]

>>25806648
tokopedia has been the rumor for a while

[Anonymous No.25806860]

>>25806806
Always willing to help an anon make it. I owe 75% of my gains to smg

[Anonymous No.25806861]

>>25806748
Post positions.

[Anonymous No.25806862]

Why is IIPR shitting itself while weed stocks are moonings? Shouldn't they go hand-in-hand?

[Anonymous No.25806869]

>>25804912
this is pretty gay and i voted hillary

[Anonymous No.25806871]

>>25806838
oh really what he got a mortgage same day close friday?

[Anonymous No.25806893]

>>25806838
You won't be laughing in 10 years when he's a millionaire

[Anonymous No.25806900]

>>25806838
That’s actually kinda depressing but it was never 45k

[Anonymous No.25806907]

>>25804760
Retard run upto 4000+ on spy

Then dump

[Anonymous No.25806908]

>>25805831
>What would the economy look like today without the Dot-Com Era ever happening?
Well, that would remove the major driving factor behind market gains since that time regardless of the big dips along the way. I don't know.

[Anonymous No.25806914]

>>25806862
Bank loans would undercut business model for private leasebacks. Plus dividends were just paid out. Also PW is the next IIPR

[Anonymous No.25806921]

If Obama the first black president wouldn't legalize pot then what makes you think his VP would?

[Anonymous No.25806934]

Why shouldn't I go 100% into BILI leaps tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.25806935]

>>25805950
futures traders have decided to resume paying attention to the USD, which happens to be attempting some kind of rally at the moment.

[Anonymous No.25806945]

How high is nio going because the 2k i had in it turned to 15k and im starting to feel the sweat on my steel hands.

[Anonymous No.25806960]

>>25806945
FUCK ME that would change my life

[Anonymous No.25806966]

>>25806838
I had to check lmao

[Anonymous No.25806972]

>>25806893
I think no one will care about some schmuck who literally cucked himself financially for no reason.

[Anonymous No.25806981]

>>25806838
Bitcoin's minimum floor is $146,000/coin if it replaces gold. Bitcoin has a huge upwards target but it will crash in the short term. Buying at $45,000 is fine if you're willing to wait it out. Bitcoin is the new gold and $146,000 is guaranteed by just applying gold market value on BTC.

[Anonymous No.25806993]

>>25806212
PIPP you’re welcome

[Anonymous No.25806998]

>>25806960
Bro i dont appreciate the sarcasm.

[Anonymous No.25807002]

DXY is rippin, were going down hard tomorrow

[Anonymous No.25807018]

>>25806966
He’s probably trollan

[Anonymous No.25807019]

>>25806981
Prove it

[Anonymous No.25807026]

>>25806827
Awful. You would have made 10x that if you just bought Tesla/BTC. Stop buying boomer trash.

[Anonymous No.25807032]

>>25806769
>>25806769
>more people making $0 in wages means the average wage goes up
is it possible to be more retarded?

[Anonymous No.25807041]

never bought leaps before, do you evaluate them any differently than normal calls? i'm sure otm leaps are more reasonable given the longer time frame

[Anonymous No.25807051]

Shill me a penny stock to play /smg/

[Anonymous No.25807055]

>>25806231
Ill keep half of my shares so 2200 shares holding 4400 now

[Anonymous No.25807054]

>>25804571
at least black people wont murder me there

[Anonymous No.25807059]

>>25806945
Trim profits by 40%

[Anonymous No.25807061]

>>25806769
that happens every time unemployment goes up

it's misleading to cite average wages without citing unemployment rates.

[Anonymous No.25807066]

>>25807032
It's not a wage if you're unemployed. It doesn't become 0 it becomes null.

[Anonymous No.25807067]

I can't believe I actually timed the top for once

[Anonymous No.25807069]

>>25806966
Should've had Julian deal with the number stuff

[Anonymous No.25807075]

Oh fuck...its really crashing. Good thing I could only afford 284 shares of bfarf. Hopefully this dip lasts until the 15. I will pick up more

[Anonymous No.25807081]

>>25807018
No, Randy Lahey told me he did it. Him and Corey Trevorson together

[Anonymous No.25807092]

VALE NIGGAS WE MAKIN MONEY THIS WEEK

[Anonymous No.25807096]

>>25806945
Nio cancelling Europe expansion
Nio announcing an overpriced sedan
Nio signals of the premium sedan leaked

Did you seriously think that a chink company was a good idea?

[Anonymous No.25807100]

>>25806993
yeah I saw you recommended PIPP and HZON but do those have any mergers planned?

[Anonymous No.25807101]

>>25806966
this makes me feel better for buying 0.3 ETH and losing 15% today (4 digitlet here)

[Anonymous No.25807102]

>>25806827
1/10. Do you work? Do you envision that your income will grow in the future? It makes no sense to be playing it safe with such a small amount of money unless you really need it which in that case it shouldn't be in the stock market at all.
>How can I invest if safe ETFs are getting too expensive?
Most brokers offer fractional shares so the price of whatever you're buying shouldn't be an issue.

[Anonymous No.25807112]

>>25807059
This. Don't forget about your taxes guys...

[Anonymous No.25807113]

>>25807018
Idk anon, I remember back in the last bull run of some dude on twitter taking a mortgage on his house at bought I think 70k worth of bitcoin at 19k before it crashed

[Anonymous No.25807114]

please help a newfag to options out...
If I buy this at open, and twitter goes to or below 48.50, I can click a button and make $4819??? I have got to be fucking retarded and missing something. (I know prices will change in premarket this is just an example.)

[Anonymous No.25807129]

>>25807059
Hmm....not a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.25807136]

>>25807051
ASDN

[Anonymous No.25807137]

>>25807081
Yeah my friend told me to put evening in bitcoin at 39k and he doesn’t know a single thing about it. I was like yep top is close lol

[Anonymous No.25807139]

>>25807051
SNDL

[Anonymous No.25807141]

>>25807114
options aren't worth it.

[Anonymous No.25807144]

>>25806981
I thought bitcoin would be 500k if it had the same market cap as gold

[Anonymous No.25807146]

>>25807002
Not if He's got anything to say about it.

[Anonymous No.25807155]

>>25807096
No signals* fucking autocorrect

[Anonymous No.25807174]

>>25807096
Nio canceling European expansion?

Source?

Also dude. Throwing 2k in and walking out with 15k doesnt seem like a bad idea to me.

[Anonymous No.25807193]

>>25807113
These people need therapy or something seriously. At least stocks are generally pretty safe you can dca in or only lose about 30%

If you bought apple instead of bitcoin on the same day you would have more than triple your money. Fuck crypto it’s all a scam

[Anonymous No.25807208]

>>25807114
no that's the max profit if twitter literally goes to zero lol

[Anonymous No.25807212]

>>25806838
>using, browsing, or referencing stocktwats
kys unironically

[Anonymous No.25807217]

>>25804276

Is CHAD a buy now?

[Anonymous No.25807221]

Why arent you retards buying BNGO?

[Anonymous No.25807223]

Hey senpai. I heard you like me but are shy. Want to smoke the electric lettuce and invest in stocks?

[Anonymous No.25807237]

>>25807155
stop phone posting

[Anonymous No.25807249]

>>25807069
It's obviously against his vice principles

[Anonymous No.25807251]

>>25807208
okay thank you I knew I was being dumb

[Anonymous No.25807261]

>futures
It's over, isn't it? Huge gap down tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.25807270]

>>25807114
yea exactly go for it, dropping a couple percent will definitely net you 5k

[Anonymous No.25807283]

Sirs a few days ago I asked if a bull flag would apply to the DXY and no one gave me a (You). It appears my analysis was spot on, checkmate atheists.

[Anonymous No.25807284]

>>25807261
It'll open down, then pump into green by lunch as fucking usual

[Anonymous No.25807308]

>>25807155
>he has auto correct on
whats it like being illiterate

[Anonymous No.25807318]

>>25807100
No merger, or even rumors for PIPP. Full transparency I haven’t shilled either Of those here. I did by PIPP.U units on the first day they were trading though.

Look into the people involved, ex Merrill Lynch CEO and a bunch of crooked Biden buddies. It’s expected that they will never with aerospace/defense business

Warrants and common stock are trading NYSE as of Thursday

[Anonymous No.25807320]

>>25807261
is that girl dead?

[Anonymous No.25807336]

>>25807284
most likely this. we'll have maybe a half a percent drop on open and then rally hard up a percent by lunch then crab up another quarter percent by close. literally always works out like that. except for nasdaq, nasdaq down 1%

[Anonymous No.25807342]

I love red futures, they always open up green its hilarious. Still fun to doompost though

[Anonymous No.25807343]

>>25805727
oof. you should see the rest of his insta, blcksmth.

[Anonymous No.25807350]

>>25807318
*will merge

[Anonymous No.25807355]

>>25807113
H-hi

[Anonymous No.25807358]

>>25807144
Yup your right I just did a quick check.

[Anonymous No.25807359]

How much money would it take for you guys to retire?

[Anonymous No.25807361]

>>25807284
Yea, I don't understand why some faggots think the end of the world is coming. Literally nothing happened except the clown getting banned and even that is a meh in the stock market

[Anonymous No.25807365]

>>25807221
Why the fuck are you buying it lol

[Anonymous No.25807370]

>>25807320
Ya he locked her outside in her underwear and she froze to death

[Anonymous No.25807378]

>>25804912
Imagine paying someone to make that cake just to take a picture of you eating it for reddit upvotes.

[Anonymous No.25807382]

any schwabchads here

i'm finna open an account with them and this part has me stumped

are they asking for *my* address here or the address of my employer?

pls help this is the biggest hurdle i've faced in my illustrious trading career

[Anonymous No.25807387]

>>25807359
10 million

[Anonymous No.25807393]

>>25807283
I can't really see a bull flag desu, mind showing?

[Anonymous No.25807396]

>>25807359
I'm the US maybe 3 million if you live modestly

[Anonymous No.25807398]

>>25807318
>Fuck it, all-in on political corruption
I love our gay banana republic.

[Anonymous No.25807400]

>>25807359
5 mil if I really really watch my money
10 mil if I want to be comfy

[Anonymous No.25807402]

>>25807361
because they were so desperate for not-another-bush.

[Anonymous No.25807413]

>>25807320
no she's just peacefully resting
>>25807342
boboposting on steep red days is by far the most entertaining thing to do in SMG. i can't imagine not laughing at people for losing tons of money and panicking, and calling them faggots. it's mana from heaven.

[Anonymous No.25807422]

>>25807359
100 million

[Anonymous No.25807424]

>>25807359
Not even 500K honestly
I live very cheap and am good at mooching off others and mitigating my expenses

[Anonymous No.25807427]

>>25807308
BRAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.25807431]

nobody in china drives NIO cars lmao stop falling for CCP pump and dumpers, even reddit was smart enough to ban them

[Anonymous No.25807439]

>>25807370
source on that story?

[Anonymous No.25807444]

Can’t wait to turn this to red tomorrow

[Anonymous No.25807446]

Are you ready to buy the dip MARAuders? I hope you lads took profits last Friday

[Anonymous No.25807449]

>>25807382
Your address, anon.

Really, if they could only have your address or your employer's, which would they want? Hint: They gotta send your dumb paperwork somewhere.

[Anonymous No.25807451]

This is going to sound absolutely fucking schitzo but I will post it anyways to see what you guys think

So for a long time I have had an ability to see short glimpses of personal experiences I will have in the future in my dreams. I don't control it, it just happens occasionally (a few times a year). I will get an extremely vivid few seconds from my first-person perspective and then wake up and remember it distinctly. Then at some unknown/unspecified time in the future I will then live those few seconds and realize that it's exactly what I've dreamt before and get a really weird/surreal feeling as it's happening.

But it's happened enough and I've had as close to an A/B test experience as I can get (I won't get into details but this dream 100% predicted something happening I couldn't conceive of being remotely possible until it happened.

Anyways - why am I posting this on /biz/. Well my mother manages a 1 billion dollar pension fund (she is an HR executive at a large non-profit organization) and has a very conservative approach to investing. Tells us to put money in index funds, I think her own fund is like index funds, bonds, money market, etc.) And the dream is as I'm walking up the stairs and talk to her, she says to me "... well I lost $80,000 in gold" but it was in a "no big deal" kind of way. She is not the type of person to invest in gold. So I think this year or in the next few years we're going to have hyperinflation fears + a gold bull market and a subsequent crash.

[Anonymous No.25807453]

>>25804499
>500 GME 21.5 Jan 15 calls

[Anonymous No.25807454]

>>25807223
Sorry sir, I don't smoke the devil's lettuce anymore

[Anonymous No.25807460]

>>25804276
CHINA DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT!! THAT'S NEW YORK CITY. DON'T LET THIS CCP SHILL LIE TO YOU. CHINA IS A SHITHOLE AND HAS NO MONEY AND THEY'RE COMPLETELY BROKE AND A MILLION TIMES LESS ADVANCED THAN THE US.

[Anonymous No.25807463]

>>25806741
您需要出售NIO并购买LGHL
t.蝙蝠食者

[Anonymous No.25807470]

>>25807359
1 mil and that would be enough for me to just put it into dividends and forget about life.

[Anonymous No.25807477]

>>25807370
Lol fucking Russians.
>cyka blyat

[Anonymous No.25807478]

>>25807359
Probably 2 mil. 1 buy to some land a house. 1 to invest

[Anonymous No.25807484]

>>25807092
fuck is this a sell sign

[Anonymous No.25807485]

>>25807361
But the clown was also the president of the united states who was elected by half the country.

[Anonymous No.25807511]

>>25807449
right, i knew that hahaha of course just trolling bro xd

(i figured since i already gave them my address and shit earlier they wouldn't ask for it again)

[Anonymous No.25807532]

Will UUUU go up?
4.07 average here

[Anonymous No.25807533]

WKHS chads ww@

[Anonymous No.25807539]

>>25807370
Video?

[Anonymous No.25807550]

>>25807511
Wait, you *did* already give them it? Then your employer's.

[Anonymous No.25807557]

>>25807359
500k, invest it in Thailand

[Anonymous No.25807561]

>>25807485
Not too worried about that honestly. 70% of those voters are cousins, low iq, education-free retards.

[Anonymous No.25807564]

>>25807439
Just look up russian twitch streamer kills pregnenat girlfriend live, or you can check 4plebs on /pol/ for it

[Anonymous No.25807565]

>>25807446
Ready and waiting sir

[Anonymous No.25807566]

>>25807463
感谢基于蝙蝠兄弟

[Anonymous No.25807574]

>>25807451
https://youtu.be/eC6ChpMjAZI?t=38

[Anonymous No.25807586]

>>25807561
High five bro

[Anonymous No.25807596]

>>25807460
25 cents has been deposited in your account by the Bill DeBlasio Re-Election PAC.

[Anonymous No.25807612]

>>25807444
Very nice

Position?

[Anonymous No.25807621]

>>25807561
Actually niggers vote Democrat most of the time

[Anonymous No.25807664]

>>25806861
My meme account. You're a Nigger for thinking I'd fuck over a fellow anon.

[Anonymous No.25807667]

>>25807532
No
You fell for the memes

[Anonymous No.25807674]

>>25807550
yeah man that's why i was confused lol

the field just says "Street address" not "Employer's street address" so it threw me off.

[Anonymous No.25807686]

>>25807446
yeah, sold my mara and put it in nviv

[Anonymous No.25807695]

>>25804276
Do I sell shit at open?? This is looking bad I put too much in

[Anonymous No.25807698]

>>25807612

[Anonymous No.25807701]

why don't we just take out a 5 million dollar loan and make a mobile bitcoin farm and steal electricity from various places until we get kicked out

[Anonymous No.25807705]

>>25807444
heh.. retard.. while you dump i will be mooning

[Anonymous No.25807714]

>>25807574
thank you for posting this I'm in fucking tears right now
>>25807451
everyone gets deja vu retard

[Anonymous No.25807721]

[Anonymous No.25807722]

>>25807361
I have half of my portfolio in shitty memestocks and calls so it's very much over for me

[Anonymous No.25807732]

>>25807701
good luck

[Anonymous No.25807736]

>>25807451

When you have 1B to invest, you go real conservative

[Anonymous No.25807742]

>>25807714
>everyone gets deja vu retard
It's not deja vu, I've had ones where it literally predicted something would happen.

[Anonymous No.25807747]

>>25807664
damn... insanely based
I'm bagholding RKT so I wasn't going to buy, but might pick some up now if it goes near 13

[Anonymous No.25807764]

BTC IS CRASHING SELL ALL STOCKS IMMEDIATELY AT OPEN. BTC was a leading indicator to stock crashes in 2018 and 2020. BTC crashing indicates people are cashing out of risky assets. LIQUIDATE ALL EQUITIES IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Sell everything or become poor.

[Anonymous No.25807778]

Quads say buy TSLA puts

[Anonymous No.25807777]

>>25807361

If Twitter tanks, the other tech giants become vulnerable. Consider that

[Anonymous No.25807798]

>>25807451
Looks like you're finally waking up

[Anonymous No.25807802]

>>25807359
$500k. My living expenses are 17k a year, so I can achieve it with just a 3.5% return.

[Anonymous No.25807814]

>>25807561
Weird, their vote counts just as much as yours

[Anonymous No.25807818]

>>25807764

[Anonymous No.25807820]

>>25807778
Doubles says buy TWTR puts

[Anonymous No.25807822]

>>25804276
BTC is tanking hard. Going to go all in on puts first thing in the morning.

[Anonymous No.25807829]

>>25806597
Something minimal, a cabin basically.
I'm more concerned about what I'll be building around the house, going to need a barn for the animals and I want a big root cellar to put all my homemade cheese and alcohol in

[Anonymous No.25807839]

>>25807814
That's a problem desu. Hope Biden does something about it.

[Anonymous No.25807853]

>>25807778

[Anonymous No.25807862]

>>25807822
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.25807882]

Sell equities guys I'm serious. BTC crashing is a very very very bad sign. Look at 2018 and 2020 crashes if you don't believe me. BOTH times BTC predicted it.

[Anonymous No.25807892]

is there gonna be a nice tqqq dip on monday plz

[Anonymous No.25807912]

I held a single MARA call thru the weekend and hoping I can at least break even at open tomorrow. Regardless, still made a good amount of money but I think the btc bullrun is over boys

[Anonymous No.25807919]

>>25807853
it's just not our time yet ....

[Anonymous No.25807922]

>>25807882
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.25807928]

somewhere out there is a future George Soros that has a long USD short USDT position waiting for the fed to crash the party

[Anonymous No.25807931]

>>25807892
are you not paying attention to what's happening right now?

[Anonymous No.25807963]

newbie and retard here, how much time and or returns should I get before I start wandering into options?

[Anonymous No.25807967]

>>25807919
One day the hubris of Tesla sellers shall be their downfall

[Anonymous No.25807997]

>>25807912
I called the top on bitcoin and a bunch of Reddit fags got me at me. Bitcoin is nothing but new scared investors

[Anonymous No.25808009]

>>25807919
OD on tums? damn

[Anonymous No.25808014]

>That's a problem desu. Hope Biden does something about it.

[Anonymous No.25808027]

>>25807963
How much money do you have? If you have money, don’t fuck with options. Buy good stocks and hold them

[Anonymous No.25808038]

>>25807963
With options you have the potential to lose 100% to owing money, with stocks you can only lose what you put down, don't get fooled by the 10000% dollar returns you see all the time

[Anonymous No.25808045]

>>25807451
I have had experiences like this too, anon. I've had dreams of walking around places I've never been to, that I had no idea they existed, and in the near future end up going there in real life. How is it possible I can perfectly envision places I've never been to or seen before?
I've also had glimpses into the future in dreams. I remember picking up and holding a .356 magnum that belonged to my grandfather in one of my dreams. I had no idea he owned one. Two weeks later, he blew out his brains with that same gun.

[Anonymous No.25808048]

Max leverage MARA puts at open sell before close, yes or no?

[Anonymous No.25808060]

>>25808014
20th is going to be an absolute shitshow

[Anonymous No.25808065]

>>25808009
I've never noticed that detail

tums gives adderall a 1.5x-2x boost

[Anonymous No.25808077]

k it stopped dumping, we're back

[Anonymous No.25808098]

>>25808048
i was also considering buying short at open

[Anonymous No.25808114]

>only invested in boomer companies
Feels comfy mate. So glad I don’t own any overvalued meme shit for when the bubble bursts

[Anonymous No.25808124]

>>25804276
WHAT DO

WHAT DO!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.25808139]

>>25808027
I have only about 2K invested right now

>>25808038
Indeed anon, just wondering

[Anonymous No.25808159]

>>25808124
PANIC

[Anonymous No.25808183]

>>25807963
You can start immediately. As long as you don't overleverage, you'll be fine.

Ignore the risk-adverse poorfags who will never make it.

[Anonymous No.25808193]

>>25804339
>POWW

whats so good about this?

[Anonymous No.25808196]

>>25807075
fuck I went in at 2000 shares, its going right back to where I bought it. fug

[Anonymous No.25808200]

What will you do if Trump pulls an Honest Abe and activates the Insurrection Act?

[Anonymous No.25808204]

>>25808048
If btc bounces back over night maybe hold off. Otherwise it's gonna be a bloody day for bitcoin miners tomorrow

[Anonymous No.25808228]

>>25808200
short everything

[Anonymous No.25808234]

>>25808139
If you look at different plays some can be a bit safer depending on what stock you're trading, theta plays can in theory give you consistent profit as long as the stock doesn't go tits up or moon, then again we are in a clown market so who knows at this point

[Anonymous No.25808249]

>>25808048
look into the Tether FUD
I was gonna ride the MARA wave when it opens but have decided not to

[Anonymous No.25808271]

>>25808114
>micro cap futures still 1%-2% near ATH

[Anonymous No.25808288]

>>25808183
Godawful advice. Options are for the pros. If you have to ask, don't trade options.

[Anonymous No.25808326]

>threw $100 at BTC at 33k
>just sold at 35k for 51 cent profit

heh.. guess the wolf of wallstreet was inside me all along

[Anonymous No.25808364]

>>25808288
Options are used by hedge funds and hedge funds hardly ever outperform the indices so that tells you everything you need to know about options.

[Anonymous No.25808369]

>>25808200
>Trump
>even in power anymore

[Anonymous No.25808416]

Futures just circuit break'd, what the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.25808433]

>>25807361
when will you learn that the market doesn't give a shit about 99.9% of news? It's not going down because dondon is out.

[Anonymous No.25808439]

how much debt does mara and riot have?

[Anonymous No.25808458]

>>25807359
> get a job
> don't do any work
> get fired
> get another job

[Anonymous No.25808465]

>>25808288
>>25808364
If you're too much of a penny pincher to play with options or too stupid to understand, then don't do it. Enjoy your measly 2% a year gains holding your boomer stocks.

[Anonymous No.25808507]

>>25807092
$20 calls feels good ma

[Anonymous No.25808512]

>>25808249
nah, I'll just keep an eye on BTC and decide in the morning

[Anonymous No.25808517]

>>25808465
understand them*

[Anonymous No.25808527]

>>25808416
Futures aren't down nearly enough. Market waiting to see if TSLA reacts?

[Anonymous No.25808549]

>>25808465
The GOAT investors didn't fuck with options.

[Anonymous No.25808573]

>>25808416
>everything is green
>VIX red
ok retard

[Anonymous No.25808587]

baked
>>25808577
>>25808577
>>25808577

[Anonymous No.25808595]

>investing.com boomers

[Anonymous No.25808612]

>>25808549
If you're referring to Buffet he started with money and made most of the rest through bankruptcy acquisitions and hostile take overs

[Anonymous No.25808637]

>>25808465
>>25808517
Haha look at this retard, he had to CORRECT himself. What a fucking idit

[Anonymous No.25808695]

>>25808637
Idiot*

[Anonymous No.25808698]

>>25808612
No I'm referring to Peter Lynch.

[Anonymous No.25808708]

>>25808200
>hasn't done one goddamned thing in forever, no 4D chess, nothing, couldn't even get SOMETHING to happen with what was at minimum a suspicious election night
>repeatedly bends the knee over and over for years
yeah... I might be retarded but anyone who thinks he will do anything but whine on TV/media and grift his fans until he dies is doubly so

[Anonymous No.25808718]

buffett also starts talking about a wealth tax when hes within 5 years of dying from old age, also starts telling everyone to blindly buy index funds when he built his entire wealth picking stocks, stop trusting billionaire celebrities holy shit