/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.25728736]

Is it a good investment to just buy an escort to lose your virginity, I'm 22 and I want to get this shit over with

[Anonymous No.25728790]

no no no no no no no no horrible idea. You will probably feel disgusting with yourself.

[Anonymous No.25728820]

No. Paying for sex is pathetic and you'll just feel regret. The first girl I kissed was some hamplanet when I was really drunk and I still cringe about it to this day. At least the first girl I fucked was a petite cardiobunny QT, but it was still a one night stand and feels soulless in retrospect.

[Anonymous No.25728838]

>>25728820

Anon we always end up paying for sex one way or the other

[Anonymous No.25728853]

>>25728736
just do it and you not a faggot anymore

[Anonymous No.25728871]

Yes

[Anonymous No.25728953]

>>25728790
it will be worse if he gets to 30 without ever having sex

[Anonymous No.25728975]

If it really bothers you that much then go for it. I lost my virginity to a random girl on Tinder when I was a 21yo turbovirgin, and it was the worst experience of my life. She was basically a hooker, since I paid for pizza after

[Anonymous No.25728978]

If you haven't lost your virginity by age 5 it's over unironically.

[Anonymous No.25728997]

Yes do it. I used to feel like that and now wish Id just fucked an escort at 22. I was 26 when I actually got laid for the first time and I'd begun to think it would never happen and you start getting desperate. Once you do it though the poosay starts flowing easier. The more sex you have the more you realize its mechanical and it doesn't really matter. So fuck your escort. It doesn't matter. It'll help you become more normal as a human though and that is very important.

[Anonymous No.25729036]

>>25728736
Sex is overrated. Its about intimacy and someone caring about you and you cant buy that so paying a hooker in this case will only make you feel worse

[Anonymous No.25729156]

>>25728736
Do it and don't believe other posts here saying you feel regret, that's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.25729192]

Bros how do i meet women

[Anonymous No.25729197]

>>25728736
>20 yr old virgin
>go on double list
>find female 39 yr old glory hole ad
>exchange emails and get the location
>feel kinda nervous but go anyways
>open front door and see white sheet covering doorway with a small hole cut into it
>just walkover stick dick inside hole
>start to feel some some warm wet hole take over my flaccid dick
>30 seconds in and still flaccid but suddenly get hard and cum within the span of 3 seconds
>here an 'aw yeah' in the sound of a mans voice
>quickly walk out the door
>at this point just feel empty, not angry, not sad, not happy, nothing
>listen to eurobeat for an hour and drive to beach
>collect bottle of sand and listen to russian doomer music on ride back home
>drive through all my old schools and university in middle of night
>get home and reverse search address and confirm that it is some black guy in his thirties.

This happened 2 weeks ago and I am tempted to hire an escort. I just want to try it once so I can get it over with, but my prior experience tells me that intimacy matters with sex and with an escort you won't get that. I tried contacting a few and most seem to be bots or scammers, one I actually talked to wouldn't take me because of my age. A different one I talked to and scheduled and appointment, the next day I called her and someone else answered the phone and said he doesn't know who the escort is.

I guess I can either get it over with and have a subpar experience or improve myself for 2 years to get a worthwhile lasting relationship.

[Anonymous No.25729199]

>>25729036
bullshit sometimes its just about being horny and wanting to poke a hot girl with your meat stick till you coom

[Anonymous No.25729224]

>>25729197
You have aids. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.25729226]

>>25729192
Well, if youre on biz then I'm guessing you're in your late teens or early 20s. The only way way that you can meet women at this age is
> through mutual friends
> dating apps
> college
> work
If you're a neet who never goes out then it's over for you

[Anonymous No.25729242]

>>25729197
Imagine thinking some glory hole ad online would actually be a woman. The absolute state of you.

[Anonymous No.25729251]

>>25728736
If you go through with it, pick an actually hot one and take a cialis/viagra since you will probably overthink it since it’s your first time. Then you’re guaranteed to have a good time and probably be addicted to hookers for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.25729271]

>>25728736
Not fucking a girl you actually like the first time will probably be shit, on the other hand being a virgin is shit too yet losing it to a hooker is shit too.

Seems like you're managing your adulthood well anon I wish you all the luck

[Anonymous No.25729300]

>>25729242
last month was real bad and I was cooming 5+ times a day. i got desperate

[Anonymous No.25729330]

>>25729197
You've got HIV now son.

[Anonymous No.25729350]

>>25728736
i done this when i was 20, nothing changed

[Anonymous No.25729376]

>>25728736

Yes, I sort of lost my virginity in a threesome, but I couldn't remain hard or penetrate her vagina because I was so drunk.

I became addicted to drugs and alcohol, and was unable to speak to any woman due to mental illness. By 22 I was still, in my own estimation, a virgin, despite having received a blowjob or two.

I decided to get a prostitute. She showed up at my hotel room and she was overweight but quite cute. After I came, I recoiled in disgust, but I must admit, it provided me with a lot of self-confidence.

I'm 28 and sober now, and I recently became engaged.

[Anonymous No.25729459]

>>25729197
No way this is real.

[Anonymous No.25729467]

>>25728953
>it will be worse if he gets to be a fearsome wizard
Come on, OP, make it to 30

[Anonymous No.25729482]

22 isn't that old where it's weird necessarily. You can always try banging some random girl from a bar, but it'd probably be easier at that age to get in a relationship and tell them you're a virgin. If you just want to lose it, you could try on tinder too. I wouldn't worry until your high 20's, then you're getting into permavirgin tier

[Anonymous No.25729498]

>>25729197
>>here an 'aw yeah' in the sound of a mans voice
I kek’d thanks anon

I kek’d thanks anon

[Anonymous No.25729516]

>>25729197
This is probably the funniest shit I’ve ever read on this board

[Anonymous No.25729533]

Sex is overrated. Sometimes my dick gets hard and I think to myself "it would sure be nice to have a wet pussy to put this into" then I remember all the effort and bullshit required to even talk to a woman and end up jerking off instead

[Anonymous No.25729549]

>>25729197
You literally fucked a black dude in his butthole. Get off 4chan and do some major self improvement. Youre headed down a terrible path. I understand youre young but sex is NOT everything. I was a kissless virgin until 25-26 ish. Youll find/attract a girl eventually if you actually do something positive with your life besides chasing sex. Gl anon.

[Anonymous No.25729557]

>>25729376
engaged in what?

[Anonymous No.25729566]

>>25728736
Listen to me brother, you are looking in the wrong direction. Most of the time you will find different women in different places. Essentially it is like if you go to a club you could find a sleazily woman, if you go to tinder you could find a trashy woman looking for hook ups. You need to look in the right directions, honestly the thing I would do is find a traditional woman who wants to be your wife first by going to a traditional place. Don’t just waste your time over someone you don’t know. You could get them pregnant, get an STD, have to deal with legal troubles via pregnancy and perhaps they are coo coo. I would definitely not do that. Perhaps, you are looking in the wrong way/modernism presents dating (courting) in the wrong sense under the pretense of sex and self fulfillment instead of relationship and family building. If you change your mindset you will change what you are looking for and you will find it, Lord willing.

[Anonymous No.25729598]

>>25729566
Imagine thinking any woman is valuable. You're NGMI. Buy low sell high, partner as young as legally possible, and don't get legally married there's no benefit.

[Anonymous No.25729613]

>>25728736
Only know that if you do this, that's in your bio. If you later get into a serious relationship, a casual discussion about first bang may appear. If you do not want to lie to your partner (which I highly reccomend, truth lets mind be clear) you will have to tell that then. I still vote yes.

[Anonymous No.25729641]

>>25728736
Former wizard here. I lost my virginity at 33 with my first girlfriend. I used to consider things like that as well just so I could say I was no longer a virgin. In hindsight, I was really overhyping it and I'm glad I never did. Nothing has changed since I started having sex. It feels good and everything but it's not that much better than jerking it. In fact I prefer cuddling over sex most days. Don't taint your soul just to feel a tingle in your dick for 10 seconds. Fucking a prostitute is not something you can take back.

[Anonymous No.25729648]

>>25728997
Absolutely based take. I was 21 when I lost it after putting sex on a pedestal my whole life. Now I don't care as much, I'm able to pleasure women much better, and I have a much healthier relationship with sex overall. The problem becomes if you only get one shot with this escort and you feel like you blew something special. What you should honestly do is find a fuck buddy if possible and just bang until it gets to be habit. You'll find your life changes.

[Anonymous No.25729653]

>>25729226
You're vastly underestimating the boomer level if you think the majority of /biz/ are in their teens and early 20's.

[Anonymous No.25729679]

>>25728736
Yeah get it out of the way. I did it at 23, but it was basically a tinder thot which I paid for. Got the energy out of me and made me realise what I wanted from sex

Go for it. Dont tell them its ur first time, makes it weird

[Anonymous No.25729681]

>>25729641
Yep pretty much anon.

[Anonymous No.25729688]

>>25729598
Lol, no benefit

You got to be trolling people have been married for thousands of years+, wdym no benefit. You get kids, a true family who you get to provide for and you get to be a father to your kids and a good example to your kids and wife. As well as you get to be a roll model for your grandchildren as well, and you actually have a loving prospering family.

[Anonymous No.25729706]

>>25729688
The government doesn't decide who I'm married to, I decide. You're cucked by laws and religion, you're probably poor and don't even have an 8 figure net worth too.

[Anonymous No.25729725]

>>25729706
Laws sure, but religion no.

Also money isn’t everything brother

[Anonymous No.25729727]

>>25729706
Marriage isn't for you brainlet, it's so your sorry unfaithful ass is less prone to cheating and ruining your kids life.

[Anonymous No.25729754]

>>25729459
unfortunately it's true.
>>25729549
>You literally fucked a black dude in his butthole
it was a mouth, wasn't tight at all, it felt like a gaping void that was warm and wet.
>Youre headed down a terrible path. I understand youre young but sex is NOT everything
I'm in a spot where I realized I wasted the past 10 years of my life just browsing the internet and have accomplished nothing to my name. For the past 7 years I have watched porn everyday and my mind is programmed to think I need sex when I don't do anything to get it. This is what culminated in me doing the deed. Now I realize sex is worthless without the companionship, but I still have the porn addiction to shake.
>Get off 4chan and do some major self improvement
I actually quit 4chan in early December and haven't came back until the past 2 or so hours. I have also lifted and cooked 3 meals each day in the new year.
>Youll find/attract a girl eventually if you actually do something positive with your life besides chasing sex. Gl anon.
thanks. yeah I think I probably won't find a girl for atleast 3-5 years. I have major work to do on myself. my big problem right now is shaking this porno addiction

[Anonymous No.25729762]

>>25729727
>implying I would cheat
If you need the law to cuck you into a behavior you're a slave. Kneel peasant.
>>25729725
Money isn't everything, it's only a small part of power. Power is everything, and money is a form of power.

[Anonymous No.25729781]

>>25729762
You appear to have very little self knowledge about the darkside of being a man.

[Anonymous No.25729786]

>>25729688
All of which can be achieved just as easily without signing the piece of paper. The magical piece of paper does not provide you with fertility nor prosperity.

If you can promise me the magical paper will make NIO 200 EOY I'll give it a shot though.

[Anonymous No.25729822]

>>25729781
Oh I understand what it's like to be a man all too well. I'm not a man. I'm a God. The law exists to keep people in line, I'm not a person, I am my own master and slave to nothing.

[Anonymous No.25729844]

Marriage simply exists to make people less prone to abandon eachother during the hardships of life and to make it even harder to fuck up your childrens lives. Now marrying without determining where you draw the financial line if the marriage does eventually fail is your own stupid fault.

[Anonymous No.25729845]

>>25728736
this reminds me of that guy on b that hired an escort that turned out to be a trap that rapes him, but he did lose his virginity i guess

[Anonymous No.25729857]

>>25729762
Power isn’t everything either. That’s cringe bro ngl, imagine this, you have all your money taken away along with your power or prestige due to a economic event or a world event. What do you have? Your family? Your wife who always has your back regardless of financial status (has been there since day 1 not there once u get $) or just your depleting assets, or if your assets deplete in value regardless of diversification, what do you have?

Regardless of all of that, you could be 60+ with a 9 figure cash stack, but no family to pass it on to. The family structure is one of the most important things in a society and in life

[Anonymous No.25729868]

>>25729822
>I'm a God

[Anonymous No.25729874]

>>25729822
You are going on a power trip ngl

[Anonymous No.25729876]

>>25728736
Yes. Don't listen to these Puritans, once you get it out the way it makes approaching real women 10x easier. And once you sleep with a real women you realise they're all whores anyway

[Anonymous No.25729886]

>>25729857
My power can't be taken away. One single call and I could have you tracked down and killed. That would of course be petty and beneath me, but I could do it.

[Anonymous No.25729897]

>>25729886
Get pilled

[Anonymous No.25729931]

>>25729754
Brah study Orthodoxy, I lost my porn addiction after working out and reading and praying I’m ngl

[Anonymous No.25729950]

>>25729886
Haha alright this is a troll, GL brother

[Anonymous No.25729989]

>>25729931
>needing a higher power to dump your problems on.

Imagen been such a bitch, higher powers don't give a fuck about us we're ants to them.

[Anonymous No.25730056]

>>25729754
Godspeed anon wagmi

[Anonymous No.25730290]

>>25729989
Nah you learn discipline

[Anonymous No.25730423]

>>25729886
Kill me, bitch

[Anonymous No.25730512]

>>25729197
>30 seconds in and still flaccid but suddenly get hard and cum within the span of 3 seconds
>here an 'aw yeah' in the sound of a mans voice
>collect bottle of sand and listen to russian doomer music on ride back home
>get home and reverse search address and confirm that it is some black guy in his thirties.

I fucking woke up my family thanks anon for the keks

[Anonymous No.25730564]

>>25730290
Do you think Orthodox bibles offer a less altered form of Christianity compared to KJV bible?

[Anonymous No.25730592]

>>25728736
>I want to get this shit over with
Seems like you are being peer pressured into doing something that's going to cost you money and dignity

[Anonymous No.25730626]

>>25729197
jesus christ man, id get an STD test to be safe

[Anonymous No.25730669]

>>25728736
paying for sex is the worst thing you can do regarding how you relate yto women. Sex is overrated and as already said you can't pay for intimacy. Try to meet a girl and don't focus to much on sex, even if it doesn't lead to anything it will help you relate to girls.

Again sex is overrated and our society makes use obsess over it and obsession is not good

[Anonymous No.25730677]

>>25728736
How the fuck are you a virgin past like 16. As a married 30 yo has it really gotten that bad in such a short time guys? Or are you just ugly/autistic?

[Anonymous No.25730687]

>>25728736
>>25730669
And stop watching porn

[Anonymous No.25730704]

>>25728736
No, stop seeing virginity as this monumental thing and it shouldn’t concern you in any way.

[Anonymous No.25730705]

>>25728736
if you are sure she doesn't have aids sure it is

[Anonymous No.25730741]

>>25728790
fpbp fuck coomers, premarital sex is s sin

[Anonymous No.25730749]

>>25730677
>As a married 30 yo has it really gotten that bad in such a short time guys? Or are you just ugly/autistic?
Nah, some of us just have standards. Plenty of girls wanted to fuck my brains out during my teenage years but I didn't want it, even if they were cute.

[Anonymous No.25730751]

>>25730677
>As a married 30 yo has it really gotten that bad in such a short time guys?
Yeah, it's gotten pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.25730815]

>>25729679
>Dont tell them its ur first time, makes it weird
lol this from experience? whatd she say when u said ur a virgin>

[Anonymous No.25730819]

>>25728736
Here's the secret; Tell her to stair in your eyes for 10 minutes straight and you do the same to her. it'll make you feel like you have an emotional connection and make the sex 1000 times better.

[Anonymous No.25730839]

>>25730819

[Anonymous No.25730871]

>>25730669
This. Sex is like 1/3 as enjoyable if you're not in a relationship + you'll feel like a total piece of shit the next day. Just get a GF, you're 22. The dating game gets way easier from this point on. Honestly mate, intimacy is what you want, don't go bonding yourself to hookers.

[Anonymous No.25730877]

Just make sure you tell him it's your first time. You don't want him to be too rough on the old o-ring. If he is very large, you may have problems sitting down afterwards.

[Anonymous No.25730895]

>>25730749
This is pure cope. I dont feel the same way about women but being in pure love with girls and having them for yourself from 14 to around 21 was the best feeling in the world. Even if now it is all meaningless. You are stupid and I feel bad for you.

>>25730751
I feel bad for you 20 somethings man. You must have a different outlook entirely. I know there must be some decent ones somewhere.

[Anonymous No.25731028]

>>25728736
Can you imagine paying her to take your virginity and then she ends up pregnant and sues you for child support and you spend the next 18 years of your life paying her monthly child support checks!

I don't know what to tell you, anon...

[Anonymous No.25731112]

>>25730895
intercourse is for animals

[Anonymous No.25731135]

>>25730819
Im gonna do this next time I fuck a hooker. See if it makes a difference. Ill report back.

[Anonymous No.25731144]

>>25728736
>be 18 year old virgin
>too focussed on making money and working out
>dont like going out, bored of people
>go visit a cutie 19 year old hooker
>she sucks my dick then rides me until I cum
>feelsgoodman

I'm 21 now and I've been fucking hookers ever since that time. I also have a net worth of $170,000 now thanks to me focusing on my finances and my body instead of chasing girls and spending time on relationships.
This MAY NOT work for everyone though. I just prefer being by myself most of the time and spend time on the things I enjoy doing. I now visit a hooker like once every 2-3 months for the fun of it.

[Anonymous No.25731177]

>>25731112

[Anonymous No.25731178]

>>25731144
Copelet

[Anonymous No.25731192]

>>25729557

I became engaged to my now fiance.

[Anonymous No.25731195]

>>25728736
Go to pattaya Thailand anon (but now)

[Anonymous No.25731201]

>>25728736
Get paid to get fucked is even better.

[Anonymous No.25731219]

>>25731178
Whats there to cope about? At that age all life is is making money and fucking holes. Its unironically cheaper to fuck hookers than to get married at that age. When the man is older, has more money, and a good relationship with a trusted, reputable lawyer, he can think about getting married and having kids, having first protected himself.

[Anonymous No.25731240]

>>25728736
I want Alex Jones as the next POTUS. One of the most based men alive.

[Anonymous No.25731262]

>>25728736

NO HOLD HOLD HOLD

Join just about any religious order that seem lifestyle compatible, that virgin shit is GOLD, you have hopes of geting a trad wife 2-3 points higher than you(on a standard 10 scale).

Seriously, you could make it. Hold.

[Anonymous No.25731288]

Abstain from sex unless it's for reproduction. Do not turn into a gigacoomer like these degenerates:

https://salo-forum.com/index.php?threads/patient-zero-and-the-early-days-of-hiv-aids.3167/

The desire of ONE man to coom killed hundreds of thousands and costs billions in medication.

[Anonymous No.25731301]

>>25731178
>>25731219
I agree to an extend with both of you but also disagree with both. Sometimes I do wish to start a real relationship but I know 100% in my heart and mind that I will end up hurting the girl and leaving her. I have certain goals set which I'm very enthusiastic about and a partner would only slow down my process.
This kind of lifestyle is definitely not for everybody and I wouldn't recommend it. I personally love the way my life is right now but that's just how I am. Most people need love, affection and attention. The COVID pandemic has proven this, so many people are lonely and depressed that they can't see others or go out, while for me absolutely nothing has changed. I've set my things in a way that works for me, have my own gym at home, fuck hookers when horny, make money, make some music for fun, enjoy life.

[Anonymous No.25731620]

>>25728736
Yes.

Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.25731768]

28y/o kissless virgin here, should i do it?
I'm a Leaf who lives in a major city so I have yellow fever
https://www.daynight.vip/chloe-vancouver-escort

[Anonymous No.25731836]

>>25731768
how much does it cost for nice plastic bug like Chloe?

[Anonymous No.25731858]

>>25728790
You won’t feel disgusted, and there’s nothing wrong. But I bet you will feel disappointed, and I’m told it’s very addictive to pay for sex. Sides sex is so fucking overrated. I wouldn’t worry Anon. When the times right it will happen, and she’ll think it’s sweet your 28 or whatever.

[Anonymous No.25731911]

Don't do it , it's basically an expensive wank .

[Anonymous No.25731928]

>>25731219
Living your life waiting for “later” while you tell yourself women ain’t shit but “holes” cause you’ve had bad experiences isn’t a good strategy for most. there are no guarantees of a later anon, Paying for sex is nothing like fucking a bitch who lusts over you . True desire trumps all

[Anonymous No.25732126]

>>25731836
260 'roses' per hour apparently

[Anonymous No.25732425]

I'm a male escort and get paid to be fucked my men and women on the daily

[Anonymous No.25732628]

>>25728736
yeah do it

[Anonymous No.25732629]

>>25732425
Good goy.

[Anonymous No.25732843]

>>25731858
>she’ll think it’s sweet your 28 or whatever
lol no
>When the times right it will happen
You watched too many Disney movies

Just get a hooker OP so you stop putting pussy on a pedestal

[Anonymous No.25732931]

>>25728736

Yup. Sex, socializing are all muscles and skills.

You are way behind in your development.

The stigma's and wanting to make it "special" are out the window at this point.

You reeeeeeeeally need to get the ball rolling.

Find an escort and explain the situation to her.

Go big. An expensive one around your age. Ask her to make it special and give you the "girlfriend" experience.

Then, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND OUT INTO THE WORLD AND SOCIALIZE.

[Anonymous No.25732974]

>>25732425
>ID GOY

[Anonymous No.25733008]

>>25728736
I'm 24 and I've never even kissed a girl.

[Anonymous No.25733013]

>>25732931
virgin here what is the "girlfriend" experience that a hooker can give you? im considering this since im 25 and want to get over with this shit

[Anonymous No.25733030]

>>25733013
Just fucking google it

[Anonymous No.25733055]

how do i make sure the hooker doesn't scam me demanding more money and calls her pimp to tell him i beat her unless i pay her more?

[Anonymous No.25733054]

>>25732931
>Ask her to make it special and give you the "girlfriend" experience.
that sounds really sad
just stay a virgin chad op.

[Anonymous No.25733087]

>>25733055
why are you so fucking retarded? Being a virgin is the least of your problems

[Anonymous No.25733088]

>>25728736
I did and it scarred me for a while, felt like I let my family down and was embarassed.
However, there's no doubt that it helped me mature and after that approaching girls have become easier and i've moved on after having multiple long term relationships.

[Anonymous No.25733093]

>>25728978
>5
cope harder incel, I was banging playboy mansion chicks at age 2 and I was socially awkward. True chads start in their mom's womb.

[Anonymous No.25733110]

>>25733030
if this is it im not fucking kissing a hooker after she might have sucked a dick a few hours before what the fuck

[Anonymous No.25733126]

>>25733087
so tell me you piece of shit how do i make sure i dont get scammed you inbred fuck?

[Anonymous No.25733143]

>>25728736
the way you talk about virginity it sounds like you want a tumor removed

[Anonymous No.25733160]

A man’s virginity means nothing compared to a woman’s virginity. If you’re fragile and think it’ll scar you then don’t do it. If you’re curious then go try it out, but know that it isn’t going to fill any hole in your heart or whatever. Or you can find a fucking fat woman and fuck her for awhile, but I’m assuming you want some quality. Just take some responsibility for it rather than making people pressure you into doing one or the other, that’s some stupid slave morality shit.

[Anonymous No.25733206]

>>25733126
not telling. Have sex

[Anonymous No.25733236]

>>25733206
see you have no way of knowing

[Anonymous No.25733282]

>>25733236
I do know a fool-proof way but you're being mean so I'm not telling

[Anonymous No.25733413]

>>25728736
deff not a bad idea.. you worry so much about it, get it out of the way.. don’t go to cheap though. maybe get one to wine and dine so you can have a nice convo before. they are interesting and funnier then you can imagine and straightforward so deff more fun then a random girl

[Anonymous No.25733416]

have a guy at work that is completely fucking broke
he is heavily in debt, makes $12 an hour and calls in sick 100+ days a year
but he is really good looking and matches with hot chicks on tinder everyday
these hot girls send him nudes immediately and then they meet up and fuck
he's probably fucked 100+ girls

another guy I know is 26, lives with his parents and has never had a job in his entire life, never showers, never brushes his teeth but he's good looking and fucks hot tinder chicks constantly
they will literally come to his parents house and fuck

how am I supposed to not be disgusted by women knowing that each one of them have fucked hundreds of guys like the ones mentioned above?

[Anonymous No.25733438]

>>25729549
>Youll find/attract a girl eventually if you actually do something positive with your life besides chasing sex.
That's not necessarily true. Im doing pretty good rn but I'm at the end of my twenties and a women still hasn't magically fell in my lap, nor could I attract one by actively pursuing them.

[Anonymous No.25733486]

>>25729754
If it's a mouth how can you have heard "aw yeah"?

You're on a Bolivian basket weaving forum LARPing that you skullfucked some dude through a glory hole, what's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.25733655]

FYI getting a hooker is just as hard as getting an actual date.
the point of a hooker is that it cuts down on the bullshit, saving yourself the time and effort of pretending to care about some roastie.
if you're a clueless incel with zero social skills, your only option for pussy is a fleshlight.
if you have to ask "how do I avoid getting scammed" then you should stay home and stay safe, because you clearly have no idea how to talk to a woman - hooker or not.
hookers are for guys with experience who want a quick fuck.

[Anonymous No.25733756]

0x,MR

[Anonymous No.25733861]

>>25733756
nope. 0xmonero is still vaporware bullshit
just like the last hundred times you spammed it
shut up
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoMoonShots/comments/i27fhk/0xmonero_summary_of_findings/
>>/biz/thread/S24750658#p24755504

[Anonymous No.25733918]

>>25733655
>hookers are for guys with experience
>says have experience but can't manage to skip the talk with a rostie to get the quick fuck for free
the literal state of 4chan larping faggots

[Anonymous No.25734004]

>>25728997
>It'll help you become more normal as a human though
No it won't. He'll develop a dependency on hookers and feel like a disgrace when each session is over and he realizes he just pissed away more money having sex with someone who doesn't care if he lives or dies.

[Anonymous No.25734679]

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.25734736]

>>25734679
Hello fellow /TV/ crossposter

[Anonymous No.25735133]

>>25734679

This also for the other incels here; so you may or may not get rid of your virginity. This is your step by step guide to get rid of it without hookers

First of all, you need some spare cash, guess that’s the least of your guys problems.

With that spare cash you actually invest in yourself and not in some scammy shitcoin and buy some neat clothes. Skirt and leather shoes, just go into an middle class expensive shop and ask for style advice. Depending on what type of girl you want, adjust. Also get a haircut. If you look better, you will feel better

That’s the easiest part and it can make up to 50% of your success with women.

The other half is very time consuming. Depending on your social skills you will need to leave your manscave and go out to approach women on the daylight.
You should be man enough to walk up to a women you find beautiful and talk with her. Start out by simply setting the goal to stop them, „hey I just saw you and wanted to say you look really great“ it’s just a compliment in the beginning to overcome your approach anxiety. Remember everybody likes to receive compliments. Well, depending on your social skills, you have to do this around 20-50 times. After that learn basics of small talk and start inviting them for coffee, asking them for their number. Take notice of your failed approaches and rejections and learn what you can improve. It might go wrong 30-40 times but after approaching 100 women I am sure there is one within who will give out her number and then you have to schedule a date over text. On the date you have to build a connection to her, if it feels weird or you don’t like her, it doesn’t matter. Every interaction with a women is a tiny bit closer to removing your virginity. Approach at least 300 women and talk with women for at least 300-500 hours. It’s like learning an instrument, you don’t expect to wake up and play fluently the piano. All other men your age practiced talking to women for years

[Anonymous No.25735212]

>>25728838
He is too bluepilled to realize this

[Anonymous No.25735218]

>>25728736
Most girls will make you feel bad anon. You wanna know why? Cause most are essentially hookers and you wont realize this until your done and every fiber of your being just wants to leave the premesis and get as far away from her as possible because she took something from you, and it may not seem like it now but when its over you will feel it. Trust me you want to find a girl for forever to be trully happy. If you want to though go ahead and fuck some slut but remember you will never be the same.

[Anonymous No.25735366]

>>25735133
Now let’s say you had a few dates like 10-20 and approached 300 women or more, you should be at average level with women. Now when you are on a date with her and the chemistry feels right, you both want sex, so you ask her if she wants to drink a wine at your place. You both together buy the wine and go to your place for some jewflix and chill. The wine will loosen everything up. Next thing is you start touching her. This is easily done by just comparing your hand size „omg you have such small hands“ when she lets you do that you can go for the kiss. Also you have to probably try this 10 times with different girls until it works. When it finally works with a girl tho, you kiss her a bit and then you might start taking off her clothes. If she allows that then you can undead here completely, tell her to unlock your pants and continue to makeout. Eventually you will stick your penis in her and cum after 10 seconds. There’s a lot of trail and error, but everybody can improve this, it’s just a Numbers Game. Congrats now you removed your virginity anon we are so proud of you

[Anonymous No.25735433]

>>25728736

>Lost virginity at 23
>feeels good
>No longer getting pussy
>feeels bad
>Go to therapy
>Therapist recommends microdosing shrooms
>buy shrooms
>microdose shrooms
>sex is no longer on my mind
>for the first time in my life I have clarity
>I'm able to focus way more
>life is 200% enjoyable
>women no longer distract me
>start to invest in myself and into my wealth

Experiences vary, but I never felt better.

[Anonymous No.25736270]

>>25735433
Wtf kind of qualified professional recommends shrooms? Not saying it doesn't work but I'd expect them to refer you to a pharmacist for some anti depressants or something.

[Anonymous No.25736946]

>>25736270
a good one

[Anonymous No.25737055]

>>25734679
Same

[Anonymous No.25737131]

>>25728736
I did that at your age. It wasn't enjoyable and it felt even worse after but it was worth it to confirm first-hand what I already knew before - pussy ain't shit and you don't need it. I even went to another girl for a second time just to be sure that it wasn't bad only because it was my first time. The second time was just as boring and pointless and cemented my stance. It's been a few years since then, I've not had sex since and don't plan to ever do it again.

[Anonymous No.25737158]

threads like this convince me to keep my virginity. the advice is just so bad. would rather completely focus all my energy on making as much money as possible and worry about it in my mid 30s

[Anonymous No.25737212]

>>25735366
underrated comedy post with grains of truth

[Anonymous No.25737229]

>>25737158
The real reason why people tell you sex is "so great" and "its the meaning of life" is so they can save themselves from a getting existential crisis because they know their lives fucking suck

You arent missing out at all

[Anonymous No.25737277]

>>25728736

Okay time to drop you the real red pill. Sex is sex. Pussy is pussy. It doesnt matter if you pay for it or if a woman begged you for it. You guys are pedestalizing sex and women way too much. Chads like me dont gaf. Im happy to pay a whore to come fuck me as opposed to wasting time chatting one up for days or weeks then going on a boring date or 2 before the lay.

I have been with many women. Way more unosid than pros. There is NOTHING to be ashamed of hiring a pro. Think about it as like going for fast food when you dont feel lime cooking.

Only insecure broke beta faggots smuggly say "i would never pay for sex."

Some pros can give you the best sex of your life as well. Just make sure they can offer you a GFE as well as anything you can think of. Nothing worse than fucking a robotic acting one who just lays there.

[Anonymous No.25737286]

>>25735366
>you can undead here completely
Sorry anon, I don't dabble in voodoo.

[Anonymous No.25737393]

>>25737229
i just think about it like this, if in 10 years time i could only have one of either:
>fucked 50 women, normie level of savings
or
>5 million dollars in assets, fucked 0 women
i would go with the latter every time. the opportunity cost is just too great for an autistic schizoid like me to get wrapped up and twisted over intimate relationships. its so much work starting from 0. money can't buy a relationship but it sure helps you build a life a woman would want to be a part of

i think my all or nothing approach is a bit extreme but it keeps me focused on one goal, its monomania.

[Anonymous No.25737410]

>>25737229
This is wrong. There is a balance to everything and just not having sex or a girlfriend before your 20s is fucking sad. You're supposed to fuck and date in high-school, get an idea of what you want, focus on yourself and you eventually just find the right person. Always put yourself first and this person can still enhance your life. When you are financially stable get married. Now your focus is your family. Only pure autistic virgins would have a problem with this or disagree. I get some people will not have this experience and resent women but don't be that guy because you just end up looking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.25737541]

>>25737410
what's sad is being a poor loser and thinking you're worth something because you have a girlfriend / boyfriend / fucked around a lot. i have met so many people like that in my short time on earth. people whose ego is being inflated by their partner or something

i think not having sex or girlfriend before 20s is basically becoming the norm

[Anonymous No.25737689]

>>25737541
Those people are pathetic too. Some people let it destroy them younneed to let it enhance your life. For example, I dated a chick for about 6 months in my early 20s she was real cool 3 days a week she didn't work that I worked she'd stay over. She would cook my breakfast, do my chores, and play with my dog so when I cam home he was tired. It was helpful, I got great sex and still entirely focused on myself. She moved and wanted me to come with and obviously I couldn't so we broke up. It was fine and I'd say hello if I ran into her one day. The key is dont let women consume you. It isn't that hard.

[Anonymous No.25737806]

>>25737541

>i think not having sex or girlfriend before 20s is basically becoming the norm

Maybe this is the problem with these adults. You ever watch like some sitcoms when you break up with a girl and ur sad for a day but totally fine? Thats exactly how it was for me. Kids these days are too attached to their partners and I believe this is because they didn't experience that at 14 when they should have. They have zero experience.

[Anonymous No.25737817]

>>25737689
i don't like to play victim but it seems harder than ever starting out after being required by law to stay at home for what feels like a fucking whole year

i get your point tho. i spent decades building a mental barricade around myself and i have to tear it down to make any progress with relationships

[Anonymous No.25737847]

>>25737806
idk, if people were more attached to partners divorce rates wouldn't be climbing. people are having less intimate relations in general

[Anonymous No.25737852]

>>25737131
It only starts to be enjoyable at about 5 or 6 time anon, when you get some idea of what you are doing and you aren't nervous around woman stranger anymore. You gave up to early.

[Anonymous No.25737883]

Don't do it you cunt, stop masturbating and find a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.25737935]

>>25737883
As if the first thing have something to do with the latter.

[Anonymous No.25737954]

I always wonder what’s the point of making it

You want to get rich to fuck lots of pussy right? Then you realize

Pussy is worthless

Now what

[Anonymous No.25737963]

>>25737817
I'm only 30 man but I have friends with 20 something year old siblings and younger and it is disturbing. Things changed fast probably due to the internet. My age was on that cusp where MySpace or whatever was a big deal but not like it is today. With these lockdowns and extreme politics I feel it is still possible but probably way harder. All I can say is find a woman highly focused on something like ballet, sports, job and just almost be friends don't be pushy. A lot of these guys are pure cucks and needy. GL anon. Don't give up but again do t let it consume you. Lighthearted is always the way to go.

[Anonymous No.25738005]

>>25737847
Dude statistics are not you. You consider yourself the average npc? Then don't get married. Stop coping and reread what I said.

[Anonymous No.25738451]

>>25729197
>be 30 year old black virgin
>despite wizard status magically ridden with STD’s
>too ugly for an escort
>actually been turned down by skanky junky street whores
>create fake online account
>catfish virgin twink to meet me at glory hole
>see him arrive and surprised the loser fell for it
>stick his tiny flaccid dick between my acne bums
>pathetic basterd comes within 30 seconds
>both no longer a virgin
>aw yeah feelsgoodman.jpg

[Anonymous No.25738458]

I'm a virgin at 23 but I need pay an escort for 2 hours of femdom where I mostly licked her feet.

[Anonymous No.25738550]

>>25728975
Lol she blew an incel for pizza. Does that even have a name? Anons, do your thing.

[Anonymous No.25738557]

>>25738451
>>despite wizard status magically ridden with STD’s
Tough break anon.

[Anonymous No.25738745]

>>25728736
Yes completely. I feel like a lot of you nerds are still virgins because you place so much importance on sex and psych yourself out and end up being scared of it. Just fuck some hoes and then look to settle down with your newfound sexual confidence

[Anonymous No.25738794]

>>25737393
Yeah man, don't force yourself into something just because everyone's doing it. Everyone has sex, but not everyone has 5 million dollar in assets.

>>25737410
>and just not having sex or a girlfriend before your 20s is fucking sad
That's only your opinion, frankly enough people who say this are always people who are dependent on others (emotional freeloaders) and are miserable because of it. There's nothing wrong about avoiding teenage pregnancy, STDs, and a bunch of heartaches simply because its "normal" in society. This such terrible argument. Sex is underwhelming in the first place, and using the "B-b-but not having is so sad" is further proof that sex in of itself is not cracked up to be (and it isnt)
>You're supposed to fuck and date in high-school, get an idea of what you want, focus on yourself and you eventually just find the right person
lol no that's not how it works. Relationships, especially the ones in high school, are shallow and hinder you from any type of self improvement. The ones who dated the most in High school end up living in apartment shitholes and struggle to pay rent because they ended up getting pregnant. Yeah, there's few who find their high school sweetheart and progress through careers, but life is not a romantic comedy where you'll just find the right one and everything will fall into place. Mega cringe. So sad many people fall for this myth and yet wonder why they're so fucking poor.

>Only pure autistic virgins would have a problem with this or disagree. I get some people will not have this experience and resent women but don't be that guy because you just end up looking pathetic.
You seem more assblasted at the fact that people just simply don't think relationships and sex isn't cracked out to be. Sex is a snoozefest and I prefer to do other things rather than waste my time and lie to myself that I'm doing something "productive", simply because I'm having sex.

[Anonymous No.25739302]

>>25738794
Full spergmode ok so you 100% only do things that are not "a waste of your time." The problem with you autismos is that you are too extreme you can only hyperfocus on one thing at a time. Not everyone is wired the same I suppose so if it works for you then more power to you.

My point was is you have self and emotional control you can let a woman enhance your life without much or any sacrifice. You don't have these things so you will be a forever alone virgin furiously jacking off on pornhub.

[Anonymous No.25739484]

>>25728736
Don't listen to the cucks here OP

It was common practice in France to go see a prostitute to lose your virginity.

[Anonymous No.25739611]

>>25729197
i pray im never this down bad

[Anonymous No.25739620]

>lose virginity at 19
>break to with gf year later
>haven't had agf since
>every opportunity to have sex results in women telling me they don't want to do it
>had a girl straddle me with only her panties on, said she didn't want to have sex when I tried grabbing her hips
>had a girl take my hands and put them down her shirt, started grinding into my crotch. Told her let's get inside, she said nevermind.
>met girl on tinder, make out within an hour, she just cuddles me the whole day and never speaks to me again

I've learned that women are retarded.

[Anonymous No.25739675]

>>25739620
Asking for consent is a meme

[Anonymous No.25739705]

>>25736270
Right now none, but shrooms and MDMA have had some positive results in clinical trials, in a therapeutic setting of course. They might be officially used soon

[Anonymous No.25739818]

>>25739675
I have never asked for consent in any of the situations. And because of that, I was accused of trying to rape a woman, even though I only touched her shoulder at a bar. I now avoid women at all costs.

[Anonymous No.25740049]

>>25739302
>Full spergmode ok
Not an argument.
>so you 100% only do things that are not "a waste of your time."
Uh yeah no shit. Life is too short to spend it on things you don't even want to do, retard.
>The problem with you autismos is that you are too extreme you can only hyperfocus on one thing at a time. Not everyone is wired the same I suppose so if it works for you then more power to you.
It's called having a passion and a drive. Just because you lack the energy and will power to focus on your goals doesn't mean it's autism. Can't believe you're making an argument towards being mediocre. LOL Loser.

>My point was is you have self and emotional control you can let a woman enhance your life without much or any sacrifice.
But I don't want to waste my time on women and apperently this makes you seethe so hard. I had relationships and I had sex. My conclusion is that they're a waste of time and do not really accomplish anything other making you feel good for a small period of time. People who dwell on sex and shame otbers for not liking sex are usually the ones who can't get any in the first place, which is why telling sexually frustrated incels to get a hooker and get it over it is a good thing because they'll realize they were being overworked over nothing.
>You don't have these things so you will be a forever alone virgin furiously jacking off on pornhub
Nice projection but I probably had more sexual relationships than you, and even then I'd rather prefer to be a virgin again. Seethe harder.

[Anonymous No.25740659]

If you wait til 30 you'll become a wizard and won't even want women anymore. I didn't get any spells but I did receive arcane knowledge, overall I'd say it wasn't worth it.

[Anonymous No.25741017]

>>25740049
You have had all these relationships and encourage a virgin to never have sex. Great advice for a burned out boomer with ED maybe.

[Anonymous No.25741042]

>>25729886
Kill me, Pete

[Anonymous No.25741054]

>>25740049
Sorry you got cheated on by some slag or whatever. Stay salty faggot.

[Anonymous No.25741091]

>>25728736
No, it’s not worth it. Just get a gf from and online dating site unironically.