Girlfriend makes onlyfans money, how do I explain to family

[Anonymous No.25681249]

>me, 28, work in stem
>her, 31 , worked in marketing before laid off due to pandemic
We've been dating for roughly a year and a half. I'm open minded and so is my girlfriend, and we recently had the idea of having her take pictures on onlyfans. We worked out a deal where any content she made at her place with her laptop, she'd get all the cash obviously. But I have a better camera, and setup (thanks stem money) etc. So sometimes she'll want to do shoots at my place. In that case, I'll take 40% of what she earns.

Together we've made short of 100k in the past few months, and apart from her own living expenses, we are thinking of using this money to travel together, pay for a wedding and buying a house.

However my parents don't know how much money I have and they'll definitely ask questions when they see me making big purchases.

What should I tell them? Should I lie?

[Anonymous No.25681299]

>>25681249
Tell them you made the money trading TSLA options and if they ask what an option is tell them its a derivative and leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.25681332]

>>25681249
Yikes but congrats
>>25681299
Yeah just lie about some shit, so say you made money on btc, who cares. I couldn't reveal something like this to my family

[Anonymous No.25681367]

>>25681249
Stop LARPing
For any anons reading this who actually need to hear it: your finances are nobody else's business unless you are a literal dependent or in debt, in which case your finances are the business of exactly you, your creditors and nobody else.

[Anonymous No.25681372]

>>25681249
Hey Anon, let’s see the pics...or at lease a link to the page? I toss a couple of bucks to see a naked bitch.

[Anonymous No.25681390]

>>25681249
Now film your wife getting pounded by bbc and post it on her onlyfans for $1M

[Anonymous No.25681442]

>>25681390
This. Time to take the next step

[Anonymous No.25681460]

>>25681249
>only fans
>open minded and so is my girlfriend
>wedding and buying a house

[Anonymous No.25681490]

>>25681249
can i come to ur wedding OP? don't worry ill be real quiet jacking off in the aisle

[Anonymous No.25681525]

>>25681249
You tell them she's one step away from a whore and anyone with a few bucks gets a look. She's going to realize how hot she is after you get married and buy that house then divorce you and and film BBC gang bang porn in the house your paying for. Pathetic cuck. I bet 10 btc you are white.

[Anonymous No.25681526]

>>25681249
if i were your child and I saw my mom on Onlyfans I'd kill you both in your sleep, then myself what the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.25681536]

Just tell them that you're a cuck who is dating an indie pornstar if you're not actually an establishment shill trying to make this sort of shit look good so it becomes normalized

[Anonymous No.25681559]

You can tell them crypto. And the 40% thing is going to bite you in the ass.

Honestly the whole thing is gonna bite you in ass given, most ethots don’t make that much on onlyfans

[Anonymous No.25681584]

>>25681559
>And the 40% thing is going to bite you in the ass.

Why?

[Anonymous No.25681588]

>>25681249
>she'd get all the cash obviously

[Anonymous No.25681645]

I know it's tempting but don't be marrying your bottom bitch.

[Anonymous No.25681661]

I've only been on /biz/ for a little while and this will be the first time I've said this on here. I'm actually kinda relished at the opportunity, this board has been so nice to me, I've not had a reason to not treat it the same. So here it goes

>OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.25681707]

Holy fuck be an adult. You can make 100k a year but you're not capable of telling your parents you and your girlfriend fuck for money? Stop being a pussy and stop falling for the marriage trap.

[Anonymous No.25681714]

>>25681249
tell your parents you're gay and dating an HIV positive black man. Use your gains to hire a person from craigslist.

Once they accept that you are not taking prep and want the "gift" as you can't have a child and HIV is the only way something will grow inside your body, tell them you were jk and you're secretly rich because your gf posted pics online. Everyone will be relieved.

[Anonymous No.25681817]

>>25681536
Seriously this. Have some consideration for your future children. You CAN NOT marry this girl. You kids will be fucked.

I swear nobody thinks about the kids anymore. Boomers really fucked up everything with their selfishness and now it's infecting us.

[Anonymous No.25681848]

>>25681707
>>25681714
>>25681536
>>25681526
>>25681460

>Muh cuck

Guys she's only taking pictures and flashing her tits for patrons online, were not fucking and doing porn and I could give less of a shit lol

It's basically free money for me and we have sex and pizza after shoots lol

[Anonymous No.25681850]

>>25681661
how'd it feel? I still remember my first.

[Anonymous No.25681859]

>>25681249
>how do I explain to family
You don't

[Anonymous No.25681884]

>>25681848
Whoring is a legitimate business. Don't listen to the haters.

[Anonymous No.25681905]

Youre 28 why would your parents give a shit what you do? Gay larp OP

[Anonymous No.25681947]

>>25681249

Alpha male here with a body count of 40 stacies.

3 rules little betas:


- Never date a woman older than yourself. Always keep a healthy age difference between 5 and 25.
- Never relax regarding your dominance or eliciting your value.
- Rapport does NOT mean taking their shit. Have a willingness to walk away from them, and apply it. There is always a bigger and velvety fish to slide into.

[Anonymous No.25682009]

>>25681848
>it's only online
oh, so it'll disappear, right?
your wife will be ridiculed by everyone and will kill herself
your classmates children will watch porn of your child's mother and your child will kill himself of embarrassment, if he doesn't already from watching it himself

[Anonymous No.25682020]

>>25681249
Time to start seeing other girls.

[Anonymous No.25682072]

>>25682009
Sex work is getting normalized and destigmatized friend. Its not like that anymore

[Anonymous No.25682095]

>>25681249


Show us her anus.

Dump her for being a whore. You deserve better.

[Anonymous No.25682102]

>>25681249
tell them you bought bitcoin you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.25682129]

>>25681249
invest in crypto

[Anonymous No.25682177]

>>25682009
Nobody gives a fuck. At worst some of their more prudish friends might distance themselves. The real world isn't middle school in the 90s.

[Anonymous No.25682263]

Don't be stupid OP

Put your money into ASSETS. Look up what that means if you have to. Travel and a wedding is money down the drain, so is a house if you're living in it like a retard.

This money will dry up soon, make sure it sets you up for life and doesn't buy you a few weeks of fun and 40+ years of regret

[Anonymous No.25682280]

>>25682072
>Sex work is getting normalized and destigmatized friend
lol if you say so.
>Its not like that anymore
Thotpatrolling is base human nature and entirely rational. In terms you might understand: Innocence can never be gained, only lost. It appreciates in value because it is scarce. This is why there is a premium on children and virginity.
There is permanent video evidence of your fiance being a dirty whore, and you and your children will be ridiculed by anyone with a brain. Your children will resent you.
You will be able to be friends with the soicreatures who will gaslight themselves and ritually chanting in unison
>it's the current year! sexwork is real work!
however. It will never be acceptable in the same way black will never be white.

[Anonymous No.25682302]

>>25682177
seethe and dilate

[Anonymous No.25682309]

>>25681848
>we eat pizza after my girlfriend prostitutes herself on the internet

This is the most reddit comment EVER. Did she buy you a nintendo switch to stop you complaining about her being a whore?

[Anonymous No.25682322]

nice thread
i wonder who could be behind this demoralizing post

[Anonymous No.25682433]

>>25682072
You sad fellow. GL with your reddit tier relationships, if you think someone being immoral on the internet and trying to be bonded with you through marriage after is okay, and is not going to cause problems. My friend you and most others in the chat are either trolls, shareblu, or just deceived.

[Anonymous No.25682486]

>>25681249

Does she buy you a new Funko Pop after Jamal and Tyrone stretch her out?

[Anonymous No.25682511]

>>25681249
Really interesting. I would invest all the money you earn very smart. Don't spend it all now. She's now 31 and the only fans won't generate income forever. Also it might be even difficult to get a normal job back after the pandemic depending on how viral she went. Good luck anon. But you really should use this money to kick-start your life together. So fuck that wedding and travelling for now. Make more!

[Anonymous No.25682533]

>>25681249
> pimping out a ho
Very smart. But you shouldn't marry this bitch lol. You have money, go get a hot 18 year old you stupid cuck.

[Anonymous No.25682556]

>>25682009
Pray more you faggot

[Anonymous No.25682580]

>>25681249
>I make money on only fans
>ew, no! I’m not going to tell a bunch of strangers on the internet my onlyfans!
10/10 thread

[Anonymous No.25682594]

>>25681367
Yea but an income Source (Job) is not the same as your "Finances". That's where the lie comes in. I would say its easier to say some boring job like you work at an office doing some boring shit so they dont want to ask. Just a boring, well paying job.

[Anonymous No.25682612]

>>25682486
This shes 200% fucking other men

[Anonymous No.25682633]

>>25682533
18 year olds last way longer and are easier to manipulate. This could even be a business model. You make an onlyfans page with several desperate teens and give them 40%. You take 60 BC you are giving them an opportunity and have a better setup... I smell money

[Anonymous No.25682668]

>>25681249
Take your 40k cut, dump that slut and move on for the sake of your future children

[Anonymous No.25682692]

>>25681249
Post pics.
I'll gib you .5 doge

[Anonymous No.25682928]

>>25682556
?

[Anonymous No.25683050]

start dumping into btc

[Anonymous No.25683095]

She's gonna whore out somewhere I bet. Also you're both pretty gross people.

[Anonymous No.25683166]

I thought about making an Onlyfans but in the end I decided not to do it because my grandmother would look down on me in shame. I do streams where I show off my booba in slightly revealing clothes and already felt bad about that. I made enough money to start making it in this bullrun though so I can't feel too bad.

[Anonymous No.25683203]

>>25681848
>Guys she's only taking pictures and flashing her tits for patrons online

[Anonymous No.25683205]

>>25682692

[Anonymous No.25683223]

>>25683203
For real just post it on Reddit those retards will post cope for days telling you it’s okay and your body

[Anonymous No.25683269]

>>25681249
Anon I know this is /biz/ but... whoring your future wife and (mother of your kids?) out for $$$. Are you going to be her husband or her pimp?

>In before 50% statistic.

[Anonymous No.25683281]

>>25681249
Tell them to mind their own shit.

[Anonymous No.25683403]

>>25681848
4/5 bait

Mention of pizza and the amount of "lols" in your comment gave it away.

[Anonymous No.25683430]

>>25681249
This is doomed and you know it
Just get out now

[Anonymous No.25683607]

>>25682072
Nope. They are whores. Your daughters will be whores too. Your sons will lust after whores. You are a bad person.

[Anonymous No.25683716]

>>25681848
cope

[Anonymous No.25683824]

OP is rusing but for anybody experiencing this: People on OF are paying to have the girl say their name and message them like they are their gf, not just post pics. So if your girl says she is doing OF that means she is literally cheating on you with multiple pajeets since she is giving them all a personalised romantic experience. She is asking all kinds of weird incels how their days are going and giggling at their jokes and playing vidya with them. When was the last time she did that with you? Let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.25683872]

>>25681249
Why do you idiots ask such dumb questions of course you fucking lie or says none of your damn business. Holy shit are you a man or a little boy?

[Anonymous No.25683905]

>>25682309
you dont know what the word prostitute means lol

[Anonymous No.25683927]

>>25681249
You’re degenerates.

[Anonymous No.25683938]

so many moralfags in here

whats more important, being a """""good""""" person or stacking money

[Anonymous No.25684104]

>>25683938
It's not about being a "good" person, it's about having self respect as a man. Being her pimp is one thing. Marrying a whore is completely different

[CHRONOS No.25684380]

>>25681249
Cuuu<uuu<uuuuuuu<<uuuuck

[Anonymous No.25684423]

>>25681249
If not a larp you literally make money from fuck prostitutes. I say based.

[Anonymous No.25684474]

>>25681249
>I'm open minded and so is my girlfriend
That's a nice way of saying u r a beta cuck

[Anonymous No.25684518]

>>25681249
>>me, 28, work in stem
Now how did I know you were going to say that?

[Anonymous No.25684589]

>>25683824
if you are with a girl you actually care about
not worth a million bucks because the mental damage is permanent
if you are with a slut go head who cares

[Anonymous No.25684602]

>>25681249
post examples of her work. If i like what I see I will subscribe.

[Anonymous No.25684623]

>>25684104
if OP benefits from this financially I'm not seeing the problem

[Anonymous No.25684649]

>>25684602
dont post noods here

[Anonymous No.25684671]

>>25681249
>I'm openly minded and so is my gf
>she has her own place
>shes gotten a fuckton of cash in only a few months from "onlyfans"
Odds shes not riding dick at her place when youre not around?

[Anonymous No.25684687]

>>25681249
What a retarded larp. Only zoomers and /btards would swallow this

[Anonymous No.25684771]

>>25681249
this is major larp. median of whore earns no more than $140/month. Let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.25684809]

chicks who take selfies for likes are not to be trusted.

chicks who get paid to take selfies are not to be married.

dudes who want to marry chicks not to be trusted are doomed. offspring are doomedER