/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.25679133]

I made $200k profit last year.
I don't have crypto or stocks, I have a company.
I am a BIZnisman you are NEETS with hope of a bull run and you will always be just that.

Even if I give you my assets at disposal you wouldn't be able to do 1 single deal that would bring you a months salary with NO WORK.

How do you feel about your inability to do real work?

[Anonymous No.25679145]

>>25679133

You

[Anonymous No.25679183]

>>25679145

Will

[Anonymous No.25679194]

>>25679133
Started my company 1.5 years ago.

Secured a 100k investment on our first project recently

Wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.25679206]

>>25679133
>i have a company
running your gf's onlyfans account where she fucks other men while you jack off in the corner on your phone talking to other bulls isn't much of an accomplishment. I hope that 200k is worth it, you're a real winner.

[Anonymous No.25679233]

>>25679133

That's a terrible donut

[Anonymous No.25679234]

>>25679133
>$200k profit last year.
I made that this week while jerking off to anime girls in my living room.

[Anonymous No.25679249]

>>25679234
You didn't make it.

[Anonymous No.25679263]

>>25679133
>200k profit
>brags about it
pick one wage slave. enjoy dealing with jews, niggers and other subhumans for your "business". also don't forget your 50% taxes goy, the niggers won't feed themselves
I made more than that in the past 2 months from my coins, goy

[Anonymous No.25679266]

>>25679133
I have a business AND stocks. What retard puts everything into one source of income? And please tell me you reinvest your profits back into the company and not some savings account

>>25679194
Good luck anon!

[Anonymous No.25679276]

Autismbux gave me $26k in 2020 tax free

Did you beat that biz?

[Anonymous No.25679287]

>>25679249
>You didn't make it.

[Anonymous No.25679311]

>>25679133
i made 500k this month
t 40 BTC neet

[Anonymous No.25679335]

>>25679133
200k profit last year? I know summer salesman that are 19 that make more in 3 months. You’re a bum ass

[Anonymous No.25679361]

>>25679133
>Even if I give you my assets at disposal you wouldn't be able to do 1 single deal that would bring you a months salary with NO WORK.
shut the fuck up boomer i literally doubled my money in a month

[Anonymous No.25679399]

>>25679133
Nigger you made this thread yesterday larping as a Canadian plumber. Now you think you're Andrew Price because you half-assed a doughnut in Blender that you didn't even put any sprinkles on. Show us some crypto gains or go home.

[Anonymous No.25679411]

You know who like donuts? Pigs. Fucking pigs. Enjoy your bullshit blue lives matter movement faggot.

[Anonymous No.25679419]

>>25679266
Together with my previous finance I bought an office space that is already rented.
Paid $1.7m and I receive $9800 after tax income per month from that property
I have a signed contract for 3 years for $350k
I will in Jan 2022 take loan based on PROPERTY for $500k and invest it into another startup.
My profit from this current company will be at least $400k in 2021.

>>25679194
You know what is up. GL!

[Anonymous No.25679429]

>>25679133
200k profit ? I know homeless people who make more while injecting heroin. step it up wage slave
everyone on this board has at least 2x that amount in crypto only

[Anonymous No.25679451]

>>25679133
>slave works his ass off all year
>makes as much profit as a zoomer does in 1 day's worth of trades
try not to rope yourself on the way out

[Anonymous No.25679457]

>>25679133
damn at least i can model a better looking donut

[Anonymous No.25679466]

>>25679457
Post proof

[Anonymous No.25679470]

>>25679419
youll get more replies on reddit

[Anonymous No.25679471]

>>25679311
But op got money and is living a normie life as a well off guy because his fiat is actually getting him a lifestyle

Your 40 btc is sitting in a wallet where you’re not actually benefiting from and you live as a NEET with your aging parents, you have some wealth but it’s locked up in coins that you can’t use, at least not until you sell them and trade them for fiat currency....let’s be real, you’re not living your best life

[Anonymous No.25679482]

I only want to own a business if it's doing something I like, and I don't see that happening because I'm an incompetent.

[Anonymous No.25679488]

>>25679335
I live in East Europe. 200k here is GOD MODE.

>>25679399
I wasn't on /biz/ for at least a month. The dounut is a photo I took from student that I will employ in few months
My business is outsourcing so I keep track of people that will work for no money while I get rich.
You will never understand. Enjoy your taxed crypto gains lol.

[Anonymous No.25679519]

>>25679471
Yep, you hit the nail on the head lol.
Currently in lockdown anyway. Not living at my parents though. Also helps that i'm /fit/ and only 24.

[Anonymous No.25679521]

>>25679133
lmao i made $1.2M last year sitting on my ass
eat my balls faggot

[Anonymous No.25679525]

>>25679183
Never

[Anonymous No.25679537]

>>25679471
You do understand things friendo.

[Anonymous No.25679550]

>>25679133
I've seen retards that can render better doughnuts

[Anonymous No.25679561]

>>25679550
>>25679488

[Anonymous No.25679563]

>>25679488
Romania?

[Anonymous No.25679576]

>>25679525
Be.

[Anonymous No.25679605]

>>25679563
>>25679563
No but 1 Hour flight from Romania.

[Anonymous No.25679686]

>>25679605
Mongolian

[Anonymous No.25679690]

>>25679488
>so I keep track of people that will work for no money while I get rich
Yep same psychopathic kike angle as that Canadian plumber you make this thread every night dude.

>I employ someone for copying from a 30 minute introductory video by a Blender e-celeb
You're not the one who's winning in this scenario kek.

>Enjoy your taxed crypto gains lol.
Lol no capital gains here. Enjoy you taxed business income.

[Anonymous No.25679761]

>>25679133
Cash out everything, pay the taxes, and begin again. You sound young. You have decades.

Go read the DIA whitepaper.

[Anonymous No.25679771]

>>25679488
>I have 200k
>I live in Eastern Europe
You will never own 21 BTC

[Anonymous No.25679903]

>>25679287
tech

[Anonymous No.25679918]

>>25679690
*poorly copying a 30 min blender video
given the quality of doughnut tutorials this 'student' is a hack

[Anonymous No.25679933]

>>25679771
I own a scalable business with 20+ employees
You will rope when the economy recovers and the bubble bursts as soon as the Real Estate market stabilizes your crypto gains are gone. Real investors know the meaning of having hard asset rather than 1s and 0s

[Anonymous No.25679980]

>>25679918
This guy already works for me as a Adobe Illustrator expert, this is his work in 1 day in blender. In 3 months he will have enough skill to finish the task I give him.
Trust me not everything is at it seems at first sight, I have been in this business for 3 years.

[Anonymous No.25680018]

>>25679249
It's a football, I chiseled it

[Anonymous No.25680110]

>>25679980
lmao, you come post this thread to try and dab on /biz and get btfo and are now coping so hard

[Anonymous No.25680153]

>>25679133
didn't read not selling

[Anonymous No.25680154]

>>25679980
Alright take this over to /3DCG/. Their response will be more slow albeit more interesting. Being a slimy bolshevik kike who tries to exploit others to forward shoddy products neither benefits nor impresses anyone. We have enough of that shit from China, we don't need more of it from slavs.

[Anonymous No.25680244]

>>25679133

>Be me
>Founder of a tech company
>7 years in, raised $8M, $40M valuation
>About to do a secondary and sell ~27% of my current stake worth a few millions
> Hired professional CEO to run the company now, and still get a six figures salary.

Good on you OP, Nothing beats creating a successful business. It is and has always been the path to true wealth. Even in crypto, the real money makers are the founders and initial investors.

[Anonymous No.25680269]

>>25679133
>you wouldn't be able to do 1 single deal that would bring you a months salary

[Anonymous No.25680281]

N

[Anonymous No.25680315]

>>25679576

A

[Anonymous No.25680344]

>>25679933
Why are so many Slavs posting on here lately? In the last year or two I have noticed them shitting up the English internet.

[Anonymous No.25680495]

>>25680344
Half of this board is pajeet or chink other half is gay lesbian bisexual with no white kids

Is english your goal?

LOL

[Anonymous No.25680511]

>>25679933
>2 more weeks you'll see!
You had 12 years.

>>25680344
No doubt a tourist from the dark portal known as /pol. Same high and mighty arrogant boomer writing style too you'd see in their tradie threads.

[Anonymous No.25680535]

>>25680495
Slavs aren't white.

[Anonymous No.25680542]

>>25680495
>muh chang boogey man
>muh white kids
Fucking /pol/ I knew it

[Anonymous No.25680595]

>>25680542
:)
This is maybe the first time I type in smiley face on 4chan since 2008
Damn man you made me smile, you got me!
But I really am a businessman I am 33 years old and I just came here to share what it is and what it feels like to do business and not what you do which is talk about crypto every day.

[Anonymous No.25680625]

>>25679335
lol no, you don't, you LARPing faggot. Neck yourself.

Pic related; it's you.

[Anonymous No.25680695]

>>25680625
My favourite part of bull market/biz/ is the seething poorfags. It's the only thing I prefer to bear market /biz/

[Anonymous No.25680726]

lol in fact, having read the posts... this thread (like /biz/ in general) is 99% larping teenagers and 20-something neets with about 3k to their name.

>>25680244

Especially this guy

[Anonymous No.25680732]

OP why do you think anyone cares what a smelly halfwit living in bumfuck eastern europe does?

[Anonymous No.25680772]

>>25680732
This is not a crypto board it is BIZ board YOU RETARDED MORMON.
Why are you on a business board if you don't care about business you NEET piece of shit with 100 stinkies on your wallet.

[Anonymous No.25680783]

>>25680726
Anyone browsing /biz/ since 2017 with less than six figures is a certified retard.

[Anonymous No.25680797]

>>25679133
that is a good looking donut

[Anonymous No.25680822]

>That slavic boomer bragging about his career in the cryptocurrency board of an anime website

[Anonymous No.25680829]

>>25680315
Woman

[Anonymous No.25680849]

>>25680595
Nope this is better because it turns the system on its head and reinforces that we're in a retarded meme clown world reality and you can transcend toward the citadel by just riding the wave. We don't want to hear about yet another heeb business man riding his goy cattle. Boring We want to see seething boomers and the buffets and schiffs to be completely blown the fuck out by pic related turning 10 000 into a million.

[Anonymous No.25680871]

>>25680772
It's a crypto board. The original given title doesn't determine the board culture.

[Anonymous No.25680911]

>>25680772
I'm a enterprise software sales engineer. So while I'm still wage-cucking while I wait for my btc stack to grow large enough to retire, I thank the lord I'm not a goat fucking peasant from romania posting on an anime board about pulling $200k annually.

[Anonymous No.25680949]

>>25680911
enterprise software SALES ... ENGINEEER?
WAT?
NIGGA WAT?

[Anonymous No.25680993]

>>25679133
What's your company?

[Anonymous No.25680999]

>>25679133
I'm a fellow biznessmen. But I only net 35k last year. I wish we could ban the wagies

[Anonymous No.25681030]

>>25680993
I can tell you what it is about not which one exactly,
It is mainly mediation company between individuals and companies of Easter European market and individuals or companies in USA/Canada.

[Anonymous No.25681082]

>>25680949
>software SALES ... ENGINEEER
>NIGGA WAT?
Stay outsourcing OP and don't worry your little head.

>>25680993
>What's your company?
MSFT

[Anonymous No.25681123]

>>25681082
Little head? I am school champion of math and have enough knowledge in running python scripts for you to call me hacker daddy.

[Anonymous No.25681162]

>>25680783
Let's see. Missed the Eth run. Got in on antshares but held back to the bottom. Didn't believe im King Shitcoin as it is a piece of shit dinosaur. Felt that Link was heavily manipulated with the shilling and memes. I guess I was so logical that it made me retarded. Only one coin I continue to hold that makes sense and has a real future is Monero. So I'm destined to be poor for holding the real Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.25681351]

>>25679133
>You
I will make more money than you ever will off crypto. How does it feel knowing meritocracy is a lie and I'm going to play vidya fuck bitches and read philosophy on my catamaran while you grind all day?

[Anonymous No.25681585]

>>25681351
kek, listen to this daydreaming fucking loser. Probably lucked into a 2x on some shitcoin on his $300 initial investment and now sits in his room at his parents' house huffing lethal amounts of hopium.

That will never happen, and you'll die poor.. and probably a virgin if you don't quit cooming to anime and being a sad sack in general.

[Anonymous No.25681603]

>>25681351
My brother owns a Sunseeker 40 bought for 500k
I have BEEN watching Star Wars on a yacht since 2002 this is his 3rd motor yacht.
Don't tell me... you are a virgin and that is why you say fuck bitches LOL

FUCK YOUR PHILOSOPHY it has been READ mormon.

[Anonymous No.25681634]

>>25680315
god

[Anonymous No.25681664]

>>25679133
what if, now consider this, what if there are also biznismen here who just like watching the shit go down on these boards because he gets a kek out of it. what if I told you he was me and that I actually also like cryptos like arpa and bella and shit too. what would you do then?

[Anonymous No.25681722]

>>25679133
I‘m rich since I was born and my family has 700 million net worth.

[Anonymous No.25681737]

>>25681585
Boring normie nigger post. Reads like it was written by a woman. Why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.25681753]

>>25679133
LMAO HE WORKS TO GET MONEY

[Anonymous No.25681778]

>>25681722
You have successfully said that you are a retard and you worth your self by fortune made by others (family).

[Anonymous No.25681794]

>>25681585
>>25681603
seeth, I've been in ETH since 2016 and already have a gf. If you want to understand economics start with Smith. Move onto the ricardo-malthus debates. Read Marx and Engels. Then read Keynes and the Austrian School and laugh at modern monetary theorists for being critically retarded

[Anonymous No.25681829]

>>25681737
Eastern Europoors have nigger souls. They don't really like anything they just like parading wealth.

[Anonymous No.25681862]

>>25681794
lol you misspelled Seethe there, Adam Weishaupt. I would bet my no doubt much larget networth that you've never read anything from any of those men, you basement-dwelling weeb. Does larping give you a little dopamine hit? Poor lil guy

[Anonymous No.25681934]

>>25681778
Piotrusc go take some magic mushrooms already. It's depressing hearing anyone involved in art in anyway talking like a rat race obsessed /pol/ boomer. Don't end up like this spiritually dead tranny >>25681585

[Anonymous No.25681957]

>>25681737
lol I guarantee I'm not only more financially successful than you, but more socially successful as well. Keep rotting in your parent's basement, jacking off to anime and daydreaming about your pedo-bait waifus, gambling on shitcoins while the world passes you by.

I'm mainly lurk boards like this and plebbit for a bit of ole sentiment analysis. /biz/ is every bit as awful as plebbit, mainly because of this delusional veneer of enlightenment. You all style yourselves as fringe geniuses but you're actually just midwit NPCs with manchild tendencies. Good luck, kid.

[Anonymous No.25682041]

>>25681934
Point in case to my earlier statement. Clearly hurt his feelings by ragging on anime-posters. Are you 17? Recommending psilocybin as though you're some bohemian genius... everyone knows about the therapeutic benefits of that shit, you fucking midwit. Do you do anything with the meandering garbage that floats through your empty skull during introspection? Doubtful. You probably just geek out and pretend to be ONE WITH THE COSMOS

Get fucked, weeb

[Anonymous No.25682144]

>>25681862
he cares about spelling on this domain

[Anonymous No.25682152]

>>25682041
Dilate.

[Anonymous No.25682156]

So what does your business do, OP?

[Anonymous No.25682163]

>>25681957
>everyone who isn't with me is my enemy and a crippled poor one at that
There's no question someone said something here that stuck with you and this place lives rent-free inside your head. Your posts reek of that pathology. I don't know who sexually abused you but it won't help taking it on crypto memers. Nobody even knows who you are here likely will never see your dime a dozen post again, so I don't know what sort of validation you're hoping for here.

Your BPD house wife posts don't help anyone make money or in any other way, so nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.25682178]

>>25682144
Based
>>25681862
Cringe

[Anonymous No.25682202]

>>25682144
Hey, that's great. You bought some books. I guarantee you haven't read a single one. More than about 20 pages or so, and if you have managed to knuckle-drag your way through one in its' entirety, the wisdom was lost on you, and you no doubt gathered nothing from it. Also, nice handwriting you fucking troglodyte. How about a pic of that whale you're harpooning?

[Anonymous No.25682204]

>>25679133
why not both you could have turned that 200k into 20 million retard

[Anonymous No.25682233]

>>25682202
This is one of the most impotent rage filled posts I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.25682244]

>>25682163
lol get a load of this pseudo-intellectual. Your posts have been emptier than even the kids larping as millionaires. Project harder

[Anonymous No.25682247]

>>25682202
>I guarantee you haven't read a single one. More than about 20 pages or so

[Anonymous No.25682271]

>>25679471
lol wtf why are you boomers so iliterate that you don't know how to sell btc to fiat.

[Anonymous No.25682293]

>>25682244
I'm allowing you to leave this thread once you say something nice or helpful to an anon.

[Anonymous No.25682333]

Looks like I rustled some jimmies by pointing out that most of you are degenerate poorfags living at home or with 4 other roommates, gambling your meager holdings on shitcoins or hoping for actual rich people to carry you to financial freedom. If you don't get what OP was trying to say, you're ngmi.

Stay poor, /biz/

[Anonymous No.25682356]

>>25679133
Getting your donut hole creamed is actually a good business model under Dems. Good luck anon!

[Anonymous No.25682361]

>>25682333
Nope you can't leave until you've fulfilled your obligation

[Anonymous No.25682385]

>>25682244
>>25682202
>>25682041

[Anonymous No.25682387]

This thread has the most larp I've ever seen both from OP and the faggots who are replying.

[Anonymous No.25682397]

>>25682333
you will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.25682544]

>>25679133
based entrepreneur if no larp. do you have any tips for getting WORK

[Anonymous No.25682645]

>>25679419
clearly you aren't aware of the EXTRA profits you could be making with that monthly salary of yours

[Anonymous No.25682695]

>>25679133
>My business is outsourcing so I keep track of people that will work for no money while I get rich.
>I will in Jan 2022 take (ANOTHER) loan based on PROPERTY for $500k and invest it into another startup.
>scalable business with 20+ employees (so 1 person)
>this is his work in 1 day in blender. In 3 months he will have enough skill to finish the task I give him
>mediation company between individuals and companies of Easter European market and individuals or companies in USA/Canada

> that you are a retard and you worth your self by fortune made by others (family).

yeah, what was that about the inability to do real work faggot?
your business is a fucking joke in your own words. suck my chubby checker

[Anonymous No.25682723]

>>25679133
>$200k profit
That’s it?
Bragging about that is worse than being a neet. Kys

[Anonymous No.25682726]

>>25679133
chekd btw,
at least the heart of the post is solid, this board is fucked. starting a real business is the shit.
ideally do it like OP just dont pretend its hard or difficult

[Anonymous No.25682771]

>>25679686
kek

[Anonymous No.25682783]

>>25679133
I am a bizniss man
>gets fucked in the ass with taxes, regulations, unions, minimum wage laws, etc
You neets are not real bizness men
>does not realize thst being an entrepreneur is investing in areas that we see possible profit. Crypto does not depend on workers or of work in general, if i am able to make 200k without working who really is the rube here?

[Anonymous No.25682784]

>>25680726
Except it isn't a larp so I would be that 1%. Also holding some BTC/UNI/GRT for the lols :)

[Anonymous No.25682839]

>>25681664
That would also be me fren. Life would be boring without /biz every once in a while

[Anonymous No.25683005]

>>25680018
Underrated

[Anonymous No.25683116]

>>25682784
"for the lols :)" alright, junior. Either bait posts or the most obvious adolescent larping I've ever seen.

Holy shit this board is trash, although it is nice occasionally jumping in on a pump and dumping on you morons. I mainly lurk, but sometimes my disgust for you incel weebs becomes so great that it spills out into occasional posting.

As a small bonus, it's nice knowing that I'm sometimes taking money directly from basement-dwelling neets desperate for a break.

[Anonymous No.25683130]

>>25683116
>it is nice occasionally jumping in on a pump
This midwit faggot literally buys into green dildo es
Ayyyy lmao

[Anonymous No.25683275]

hey >>25682361 you were right
>>25683116
Thankyou 4hu8Orxp, you've made bawl on the floor and I haven't had this site do that in some time https://youtu.be/oq7n1rkriQA

[Anonymous No.25683957]

>>25680018
*I-a chiseled it

[Anonymous No.25684450]

>>25679206
fuck that's hot, I wish that was me