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25648626 No.25648626 [Reply] [Original]

Day 1 of masturbating 15 times a day until Statera reaches $1.

>> No.25649081

Only 15?

>> No.25649257

That's over 900 masturbations, anon!
Good luck

>> No.25649834

>>25649257
Reminder that it took Statera four days to go from 7c to 46c. If it gets going during the bullrun $1 is easy.

>> No.25649873

>>25649834
Please god my DICK has scabs and it’s day 1

>> No.25649924

>>25649834
Solaris went from 20 cents to $40 in a few days. So what?

>> No.25649998

best i ever did was 6 times

>> No.25650216

thats pretty cool i hope its a wild time anon

doing 1 coom an hour sounds pretty col

>> No.25650428

>>25649924
Point is that people think it’s impossible for STA to reach $1 while it reached half of that with a larger supply outside a bull run.

>> No.25650495

>>25650428
>impossible
Hearty kek. Thats literally target 0.5, not even 1. Statera will be 5 by end of March and everyone on this board that didnt buy will be seething.

>> No.25650541

How are you gonna fuck hookers if you destroy your dick? Stop right now!

>> No.25650542

>>25650495
this

>> No.25650568

>>25649834
I know!
15 a day x 60 days = 900.
I'm basically saying we'll be @ $1 in 2 months lol

>> No.25650617

>>25650428
1.38 is a fud

>> No.25651448

>>25650495
Yep. Can't wait for the pink wojacks and the "I CANT BELIEVE I DIDN'T BUY THIS YOU GUYS TOLD ME IT WAS A SCAM SHITCOIN AHHHHHH!!!!" threads

>> No.25651495

>>25651448
oh fuck that will be so sweet to witness

>> No.25651531

Can we wrap and pool our coom?