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25633246 No.25633246 [Reply] [Original]

How can I turn $5K into a Bitcoin within this year?

>> No.25633297

>>25633246
GRT

>> No.25633319

idk but you can turn $5k in Bitcoin now into $100k within this year

>> No.25633351

wait until BTC goes to 5k itself

>> No.25633574

>>25633351
i'll chop my dick off if btc ever sees 5k again

>> No.25633727

>>25633574
you never be a woman

>> No.25633916
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25633916

LCX

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>>25633916
the long term lcx holders will see 7 figures.

>> No.25634291

>>25633246
Onlyfans

>> No.25634313

>>25633246
Buy 5k of btc and lend on blockfi for 10 years

>> No.25634325

>>25633246
1. Buy dress.
2. Suck cock for 10 bucks each.
3. Profit.
4. You'll never be a woman faggot.

>> No.25634394

>>25633246
1. Download ledger database
2. Buy a wrench (-$10)
3. Walk to address in rich neighborhood
4. Hit owner on head with wrench until BTC acquired
5. Spend the remaining $4990 on TRT because you will never be a woman

>> No.25634475

Easy, it's 0x######MR######

>> No.25635497

>>25633246
leverage long

>> No.25635660

>>25633246
more port is x20 in 6 months and I have no idea what I'm doing even still

its not that hard

>> No.25635732

>>25633246
Make $200,000 by EOY

>> No.25635974
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25635974

All in fuse, wait for the btc correction while alt season. Sell for btc. Might be even more than 1.

>> No.25636244

>>25635974
>hasn't noticed all the parabolic rises in all alts
>still thinks alt season isn't already here

>> No.25636276

>>25633246
Get a job and burn every dollar

>> No.25636354

>>25633319
I feel insane for thinking this is plausible. This is an absolutely insane time to be alive.

>> No.25636363

Wait until mid March. You'll be able to get 2 Bitcoins for that price.

Screen shot me

>> No.25636380

>>25633246
You can get like 20 of them right now for that, ticker symbol bsv

>> No.25636390
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25636390

Buy OCTO

>> No.25636395

Lcx and hodl

>> No.25636414

>>25636354

Bro our Capitol building was just raided and taken over by a bunch of unarmed boomer conspiracy theorists. Anything is possible in 2021

>> No.25636419

>>25636363
based bobo

>> No.25636564

It's simple broski, go all-in. You go back to 3 digits if the market tanks, you go up to 5 digits if it does not.