Laugh at me

[Anonymous No.25631695]

I could of bought bitcoin at 14,000

[Anonymous No.25632073]

>>25631695
Oh nooo

I lost ALL of my money shorting it but I'm not sure how I will kill myself (in minecraft) yet

At least you still have your money

[Anonymous No.25632082]

>>25631695
If only you knew how bad things really are

[Anonymous No.25632116]

I could've bought BTC at 10k but Coinbase doesn't want to give me my account back

[Anonymous No.25632126]

>>25631695
>could of
ngmi

[Anonymous No.25632211]

I sold my stack at the literal bottom of the dump, 16.5k
Waited for the dip that never came after that

[Anonymous No.25632237]

>>25631695
Hell dude, I DID buy at $250 back in 2015. Was a poor fag then so only was able to stack 10. Then had a string of RL expenses, and market wasn’t doing much so cash out at $400/coin as I needed the money to survive. So don’t whine about 10k to me.

[Anonymous No.25632249]

>>25631695
you can still buy RLC at 1.30

[Anonymous No.25632297]

>>25631695
you are too new to post, please lurk more

[Anonymous No.25632335]

>>25631695
A guy offered me 2 btc for a gram of wee once.
I called him a retard.

[Anonymous No.25632360]

>>25631695
you idiots need to be thinking long term

[Anonymous No.25632378]

>>25631695
i remember buying btc for $80 and selling at 150. if i just held instead if trading id be a multimillionaire. like in the 10s instead of 2

[Anonymous No.25632379]

>>25632211

How can you come back to /biz/ after that? The pain would be too great for me. Id be on r9k and an hero.

[Anonymous No.25632390]

>>25631695
dude i bought 20k worth of ETH at 570 and sold when it dropped o 540 few hours later
now 2 weeks later I would have 2x'd my savings
I might not be able to ever recover mentally from this shit FUCK MY WEAK HANDS

[Anonymous No.25632408]

>>25631695
and now you can buy it at 37k before it goes up to 50k this weekend

[Anonymous No.25632511]

>>25631695
I could have bought at $.10. I was young and put together a presentation to show all my friends and family why they should invest. I put a lot of time into it. They all shot me down so hard I just quit and never bought. Then when Eth was $9 I was poor and bleeding money and didn't buy. I'm fucking retarded, but at least everyone knows I was right. In the end that's the only thing that matters.

[Anonymous No.25632520]

>>25631695
>laugh at me

I bought a 5 btc in 2012 for like £100 for buying drugs
Didn't buy the drugs
Lost the email
Forgot where i bought from...

[Anonymous No.25632554]

>>25631695
dont feel bad, I could have bought at < $100

[Anonymous No.25632582]

>>25631695
If it makes you feel any better, you also had the opportunity to buy BTC at $5k last March.

[Anonymous No.25632590]

I would've said that you were a retard for buying at $14k back then, but now... well...

[Anonymous No.25632592]

>>25631695
You all have a new opportunity with Nano. Don't miss it.

[Anonymous No.25632594]

>>25631695
couldve wouldve shouldve
kys nigger faggot

[Anonymous No.25632597]

>>25632237
are you me?

[Anonymous No.25632607]

I am just laughing at the fags who are selling BTC for shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.25632626]

>>25632390
>deciding to make an investment that large and then pussying out in only a couple hours
You deserved everything anon, I'm sorry. Rethink your principles and decision-making

[Anonymous No.25632668]

>>25631695
14000? I literally watched the dump down to 3.8k last March and didn’t buy because I thought I could get some for sub 2k. We all make mistakes anon, hopefully you learned a valuable lesson.

[Anonymous No.25632752]

>>25632626
i know i literally want to kill myself every single day since just watching the price go up
i really believed it would hit at least 2k too but i was thinking that i'm already alte to the party, that BTC could crash any time now that it's at ath and so on
I fucked up

[Anonymous No.25633165]

>>25631695
and you could've spelled correctly

[Anonymous No.25633194]

>>25632073
you should suicide bomb biden (in minecraft)

[Anonymous No.25634430]

>>25631695
bruh thats still only a 2.5x, relax

[Anonymous No.25634558]

>>25632607
What the fuck else would we sell BTC for then??

[Anonymous No.25634696]

>>25632752
It's really not too late to buy ETH, it's still below the ATH and has a long way to go after that if you're patient

[Anonymous No.25634723]

>>25632597
F

[Anonymous No.25634740]

>>25631695
guh dud
im literally sick to my stomach right now. its not funny

[Anonymous No.25634783]

>>25631695
Should've bought at 3K noob

[Anonymous No.25635299]

>>25631695
I could have bought bitcoin at 0.01 but I had no idea it exists

[Anonymous No.25635340]

There's 1 btc i have held since $100ish but ive sold the rest... whatever i also got 200 eth.

[Anonymous No.25635358]

>I was there on /g/ in 2009 when bitcoin was being shilled every few days by some autists
>didn't listen
>didn't listen in 2010
>didn't listen in 2011
>....over 9 years later

Fuck

[Anonymous No.25635366]

I bought 10 BTC at $20 and then forgot about it because I was 12 years old and I lost the wallet when I threw my laptop away.

[Anonymous No.25635380]

>>25635358
Nocoiner?

Just start with 100 dollars or something who cares about these big gains autists.

Dont be a nocoiner

[Anonymous No.25635448]

i bought 4 btc for 10gbp. sold them for 20gbp. well worth it.

[Anonymous No.25635452]

>>25635358
Geez man, we’ll keep your head up high. You are here now. Still early. Will not be a mega millionaire but I am sure you will still make it

[Anonymous No.25635569]

Had someone on a Scottish football forum ranting to me about buying Bitcoin in 2012-13, was about $13 I’m sure. Thought nothing of it. who would buy a fake, pointless currency, used in no countries, created out of thin air. Made no sense to me at the time. Still don’t really see why it’s became so valuable but fuck me I wish I’d just bought 20 or something

[Anonymous No.25635739]

>>25635380
>>25635452
>>/g/thread/S21988168

One of the threads in which I shitposted against bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.25635822]

>>25631695
So? There'll be posts 3 years from now saying that they could've bought bitcoin at 38k.

[Anonymous No.25635840]

>>25632116
this

[Anonymous No.25635939]

>>25632511
no you were absolutely wrong if you didnt buy in. you had a thought but didnt believe to just spend 10 fucking dollars

[Anonymous No.25635976]

>>25631695
I had 4k in bitcoin less than a year ago when it dropped down to 6.7k but my family needed money and I live in a fucking poverty city that I fucking hate

[Anonymous No.25636053]

>>25635739
Similar to your position, I knew about Bitcoin when a guild mate in WOW talked about it, I never paid attention until 2016 but I was too broke back then. Me and my gf who is now my wife were struggling. I had that very intense feeling to get a bitcoin but we can't, we need every dollar. Fast forward, I'm happy with my $5,000 worth of satoshis right now.

[Anonymous No.25636090]

>>25631695
*could HAVE

[Anonymous No.25636248]

i can still buy 1 btc but i will not i know i'm not smart enough to sell the top got a suicide bag but i dont even care about it

[Anonymous No.25636257]

>>25636090
This piture hurts my brain.

[Anonymous No.25636607]

>>25631695
you're ne of these bitch ass niggas who tethered up at $9k because it would o back to 2$ in the second corona crash right?

[Anonymous No.25636673]

>>25631695
I bought it at 6k at the tail end of 2018. Dropped 50% to 3k TWICE in 2 years. Didn't sell. Never selling.

[Anonymous No.25637218]

>>25636257
This girl she look 15 she wear leggings she come in around 2am she wear no panty no thong I see her asshole I be like yeah this good I was filling bottle and she was there I say hello we talk nice girl but I still not feel bad for seeing girl asshole so we work legs out I get her to go to smith but no wesson machine and we do stiff legged and i do it first OBSERVE and then I teach her how to do it she very red because she worry if I can see asshole but I see asshole like king in castle but I pretend to be focus on her form but Im focus on girl asshole so amazing I wish to lick in circle crop circle cropdust with flatulance do you understand I commence countdown to smell from anus but we work legs I show her good routine help her feel motiviated and confidant we do split leg bulgarian squats for big booties because I have sexy booty we do calve raises, donkey position too, squats, leg press this I very careful to not hurt tender chicken strips very safe foot position we do quads hamstrings everything she feel good very sweaty I can see ass crack outline made of sweat on legging and titty sweat on sports bra cute small boobie but she feel comfortable because my goal was to show and motivate but secretly oggle and mentally record my visuals for me to compartmentalize and archive in digital HD memory for further specifications during masturbations but she not know so tomorrow night we work out again I very excited and hoping I do not scare with penis spontaneous reveal I tell myself not again no want to see erect penis they only gym friends but I will see if I remember once get good outercourse during squat training with older woman she noticed penis tip out of waist band and cry and said please go away dont hurt me and I said sorry after I let myself ejaculate only one chance so I moved away new me fresh start no florida mamis for sex only chicki asshole so perfect and notty notty

[Anonymous No.25637256]

>>25637218
a man of science, I see!

[Anonymous No.25637292]

>>25632597
F

[Anonymous No.25637325]

Do we take profits soon? It's been crabbing for days now

[Anonymous No.25637394]

I was constantly buying and sending it at prices of $300-$400 to buy steroids back in 2015 or whenever

Forever kicking myself lmao

[Anonymous No.25637451]

Years ago I considered buying 5 bitcoins when they just broke 200 dollars. My ex and best friend talked me out of it.
I will never, ever, EVER listen to anyone else ever again. Except random autists on /biz/, of course

[Anonymous No.25637493]

>>25632126
Came here to post this.

>>25631695
Lurk moar, newfaggot.

[Anonymous No.25637504]

>>25631695
Nigger, I could have bought Bitcoin at $25. Realistically, I could have bought it at <$1000 in 2017 but I listened to people who said it would tank after Bitcoin Cash came out.

So don't give me your missed 250% gain bullshit. I could have been that faggot boomer in Beverly Hills who buys a new luxury watch every day.

[Anonymous No.25638249]

Just dropped 6k on ETH before it moons.
Will it ever reach 10k? If so how soon?

[Anonymous No.25638264]

>>25632116
so use binance?

[Anonymous No.25638335]

>>25631695
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOSER I COULD HAVE BOUGHT BTC AT $300
wait who are we laughing at?

[Anonymous No.25638361]

>>25631695
>pink wojacks for prices above my BTC buy in
Feels good anons

[Anonymous No.25638382]

>>25634696
it is absolutely too late to buy eth and i say this as an eth maxi
never buy the local top
never jump on a moving train miles after it left the station
there will be more opportunities, there always is

[Anonymous No.25638393]

>>25631695
Laugh at me. I listened to PMG and stacked bullshit metal instead of buying crypto.

[Anonymous No.25638414]

>>25637451
Don’t listen to normies.
Listen to biz. Just make sure to do the opposite from what you hear.
You are now better off than 99% of people. Thank me later.

[Anonymous No.25638459]

>could of
Imagine if someone uneducated like you should become rich. The horror!

Before you get rich then at least become civilized and don't embarrass us.

[Anonymous No.25638491]

>>25631695
lol op. i could have bought btc at under 1 dollar. COULD have. Never did.

[Anonymous No.25638523]

>>25631695
Don't worry, at most you'd quadruple your investment.

You could have done the same thing with a well placed call option.

[Anonymous No.25638579]

>>25631695
Yeh i knew about it when it was $100 but i was 14 and people kept telling me it was scam. Just buy into something and stop being a nocoiner.

This is your life now.
https://youtu.be/wu7220RuByI

[Anonymous No.25638630]

>>25637218
waht the fuck am I reading? waht pasta is this?

[Anonymous No.25638695]

>>25631695
I could've bought below $0.5.
I could've saved a wallet containing 500 BTC that an internet friend gave me back in 2010. A wallet long gone.

[Anonymous No.25638813]

>>25638695
People forget how retarded they were 10 years ago. I had two hard drive crashes from 2010 to 2013 and was not running backups at the time.
>I would have done X
Yeah and you'd lose it like all those other people.

[Anonymous No.25638828]

>>25638630
- belly piggy belly pot
- coca cola coa coa
- jelly belly jelly bean
- my little potato
- yum yum dum gum
- pass the beans if you please
- cottage cheese is no crime with macaroni all the time
- puppy monky babybug
- chinese buffet banquet birthday

[Anonymous No.25638900]

I could have bought btc at ~$300 but I was literally too poor to buy any and in highschool at that time.
I made some money now and I could invest but btc is 35k.
Talk about missed opportunities.

[Anonymous No.25638903]

I'm glad I learned my lesson quick. I rode GRT the first couple of days and then fudded extremely hard when it dips to sub 40c. I was losing my mind for real. I sold and then the next day it reached over 70c. My first real fud moment. It was honestly one of the worst mental states I've ever felt. Now number go up or number go down and I don't give a damn. It helps that I doubled my money again on ETH though.

[Anonymous No.25638932]

>>25638695
>A wallet long gone.
How long can this thing remain viable with coins being lost forever?

[Anonymous No.25638968]

>>25631695
I MINED BITCOIN IN 2011 AND THEN FORGOT ABOUT IT, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE

[Anonymous No.25639028]

I could have bought bitcoin at my 30 cents my dude, but I was also a dumb teenager so there was 0 chance of me having that kind of investment foresight. I also probably would have sold at 200 dollars or something retarded.
I remember me and my bros laughing about this silly internet money and my friend getting someone to order him a pizza for bitcoins when it was like 5 dollars.

[Anonymous No.25639092]

>>25639028
the 1st purchase with btc ever made was in fact, a pizza

[Anonymous No.25639323]

I bought one btc at $300 and later sold it for $1000. I was convinced it would never go much higher.

[Anonymous No.25639370]

>>25638968
Thanks for deflating the supply fren

[Anonymous No.25639441]

>>25638382
Define the local time period

[Anonymous No.25639724]

>>25638900
Just put my life savings into btc few mins ago. Never too late.

[Anonymous No.25639922]

>>25637493
>Came here to post this.
Me too

[Anonymous No.25639962]

>>25631695
I sold at 19k.

[Anonymous No.25640045]

>>25631695
My 68 year old father bought BTC at 14K. KEK

[Anonymous No.25640151]

>>25637218

[Anonymous No.25640187]

>Bought BTC at 2k and 3.2k
Feels nice man

[Anonymous No.25640574]

I remember paying just over 1btc for a gram of mandy on the silkroad back in the day. Good times. Price was about £30 a gram lol.