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Okay I have $5 I saved over the past 10 years of being homeless. I worked really hard to save this money /biz/. How do I turn it into $5M by the end of this year? Give me your best strategies.

>> No.25630943

Just get 6 10xs

>> No.25631046

>>25630842
Go back 11 years in time and buy btc @ $0.03.

>> No.25631068

>>25631046
Wouldn't it be easier to find someone with lots of BTC and torture them until they give me their wallet code?

>> No.25631149

>>25631068
Suck some dicks you fucking psychopath or heres a crazy idea go flip burgers

>> No.25631166

>>25631149
I'm just going to buy a hammer for $5 and find some BTC owners...

>> No.25631253

>>25631166
Thats smart when youre broke to just attack random people you think are wealthy.

>> No.25631536

>>25630842
you could try getting in BOND but not sure really how you'll do. just my thought

>> No.25632406

>>25630842
A homeless person could easily pull in $200 a day if he can find a good light. Try harder.