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We movin up there

>> No.25629193

why doe they make him look so sexy for a blockchain summit?

>> No.25629342

for real when is 9am gmt+8?
noon tomorrow, right?

>> No.25629358

>FAT

>> No.25629389

>FAT blockchain
This is satire right?

>> No.25629421

>>25629358
Bullish as hell

>> No.25629439

We will all become fat buddhas feasting on comped sushi and all you can eat tendies

>> No.25629455

>>25629358
Kek that’s all I saw... FAT

>> No.25629518
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>>25629193

>> No.25629555

>>25629518
i am loyle to my capo

>> No.25629583

>>25629342
I’m so confused because it says it’s 11:50 right now. Someone pls explain
https://time.is/GMT+8

>> No.25629594
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Thank you all for attending the virtual Finance and Technology blockchain industry summit. Today is a special day, we are announcing ALL our partners!
>Thousands of logos flash on the screen, literally every company you heard of is partnered with LINK
But we are especially proud to announce our final partner. Final solution, if you please.
>Giant swastika flashes on the screen.
That's RIGHT! WE ARE HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT CHAINLINK IS OFFICIAL PARTNER OF THE FORTH REICH
>Giant oven heats up behind Sergey
Feeding real data to a blockchain is not enough! We are going to feed them REAL PEOPLE!
>You hear muffled "Please let me out!" coming out of the oven
>Camera switches to inside view of the oven, there are people with huge nasal features chainlinked to the floor
Guys, please, can you be quite for a minute? We are all in this together!
To limit our supply, and create additional demand for our token, we announce that, starting from NOW, you can STAKE your tokens, but fuck with this DeFi bullshit, because now you can also BURN your LINK! I know you all gonna ask - why would I ever want to burn my linkies? The answer lies in the burn contract - for every LINK burned, we gonna burn one of the jews, niggers, trannies, and if we ever run out of them, we still have chinks, spics, women, and paje-- *oh, they are our major holders? Fuck* ahem-- pakistanis!
>even though it's a virtual conference, you hear loud applause coming from somewhere
To spice things up...
>Sergey opens his 650mil LINK wallet
...i'm gonna commence the cleansing of which the world never seen before
>he sends them all to burn contract
>ground shakes beneath you, you hear distant explosions, there are fires and people screeming outside your house
>huge 100 ft Sergey crashes the city, erupting fire out of his mouth
>you open CMC
>LINK skyrockets to $1488
>You go to bed and sleep with a happy smile on your face. For the first time in your life, you are sure the future is gonna be alright.

>> No.25629725

>>25629594
based

>> No.25629737

>>25629156
Link is going up but literally nothing useful has even been announced. It’s just dumb.

>> No.25629764

>>25629342
>the average link holder doesnt know how to tell time

>> No.25629776

>>25629737
It's not actually going up.

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>>25629358

>> No.25629984

>>25629594
Comfy

>> No.25630048

>>25629518
>>25629555
there's no stigmata these days

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>>25629156
scam token stop spamming this board faggot