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2561632 No.2561632 [Reply] [Original]

Fucking hell you assholes have ruined this place, /biz/ used to be a place to discuss buisness not endless dogshit crypto and beans. I'm not interested in placing my passion and succuss in some god awful alt coin. Even if it succeeds, I would be serverely limiting my profit. The ROI would suck compared to more professional businiss ventures.

For the purposes of profiting eachother with knowledge and anecdotes, ITT let us discuss the art of salesmenship.
I am currently saving money to invest in an idea that I want to start selling big time. I am talking about on the phone getting to know people knda stuff just me and a dream and the willingness to put it out there with an obssession to sell it.

Do you guys have any experience selling a product of any kind?
For real though in the time some of you wait for your fucking coins to moon someone else out there is closing deals that amount to way more profit than your moonmission will bring you.

>> No.2561653

I used to sell plastic penises. Now I'm 100% into shitcoin trading.

>> No.2561667

>>2561632
oh and mods for the love of Christ consider a new board proposal actually dedicated to coins, to rid this place of coin related thought crimes, call it /dogshit/

>> No.2561679

>>2561653
like 4real? wh plastic and not silicon?

>> No.2561680

>>2561632
are you a faggot? you sound like you love sucking dicks. also biz used to suck. now it's at least funny for once.

>> No.2561702

>>2561632
Those massive deals you speak of are rarely being closed by individual people. Maybe talk to a VC

>> No.2561713

>>2561679
Electric anus/vagina stimulating thingys made of cheap chinese plastic or some shit.

>> No.2561747

>>2561702
what do those individual people do to make big deals then?

>>2561680
bitbean made me laugh I admit it, but the bean is reall just a metaphor for laughing at this board

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2561753

>>2561667
did you just say /dogshit/ friend?
>>2559976

>> No.2561770

this board was never about business

not once in its existence has someone actually posted resources on how to start or manage a business of any kind except the dropshipping meme, any kind of material on personal or business accounting and taxes, or any decent investing advice that you couldn't find on something like bogleheads

the reality is that posters on 4chan are losers with no money or skills or anything of value, so they have no choice but to engage in wild speculation on fake money

>> No.2561818

>>2561632
Hi newfag, this board was made because of dogecoin faggots spamming their shit on /g/.

>> No.2561868

>>2561632
ABC
A = always
B = buy
C = crypto