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Sell your Chainlink. This is the easiest short of your life. 50x leverage minimum. Short the fuck out of this thing. You want to be a millionaire by Friday? Do it now. Right this second. Screencap this

>> No.25615649

Oh chainlink. Yeah maybe btc has been nice though. You want them to get sats or USD

>> No.25615659

>>25615619
based on what? on your mom ?

>> No.25615668

>>25615619
thx unclenigger, just sold 100k

>> No.25615663

>>25615619
how do i become ching chong king

>> No.25615699
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25615699

Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

>> No.25615745

>>25615619
While I agree with you, I will disregard your opinion because of two words “unironically link.”

>> No.25615811

>>25615649
Sats were already eroding but LINK will be cut down to single digits, this is imminent. Short NOW

>>25615745
Don't do it now. Trust me, screen cap this. You will never get this kind of shorting opportunity again

>> No.25615846

>>25615619
cmon buddy if you want to trick newfags you cant tell them 50x minimum even retards know its a troll if you say that
switch it out for 15

>> No.25615873
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25615873

I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.
After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."
Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.
Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.
I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

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25615909

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>> No.25616385

>>25615846
10-15x is fine, just use leverage

>> No.25617038

>>25616385
Post shorts, nigger.

>> No.25617451
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25617451

>>25617038
You don't need proof, you know who I am and why I'm filthy rich

>> No.25617524

>>25615846
this besides with 50 you die at +0.5% lol

>> No.25617525

>>25617451
Will btc drop because of Thether??

>> No.25617532

>>25615619
Go to bed pajeet.

>> No.25617585

>>25615699
bullish pasta

>> No.25617640

why

>> No.25617667
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25617667

The most insufferable tripfag?

>> No.25617669

how do I short?

>> No.25617682

When it doesn't, i'll be sure to reply to every post you make reminding you of this poor troll attempt.

>> No.25617728

>>25617669
go on an exchange and go onto margin trading then select your leverage and click sell
he says use 50x leverage but id recommend 10-15x max just to be safe

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25617929

>>25617682
30 cents down so far, you would've made money listening to me. Stay tuned, we're just getting started. Keep bumping this

>>25617525
Not as much as expected, insiders would've already sold if that was the case

>>25617640
trust me LINK is headed for the cliff. short now, there are big things coming

>> No.25617939

>>25617451
Nice Goyard wallet

>> No.25618001

>>25617451
>idiot who's been telling people to sell since under $1 think he doesn't need proof for his newest claim

>> No.25618023

>>25617939
Not sure if sarcastic but thanks

>> No.25618072

>>25618023
I was not.

>> No.25618131

Trusting a rando on an imageboard with thousands of dollars seems like a bad idea

>> No.25618187

>>25617929
you cant make such bold statements with no proof or slight evidence. Why go through the trouble of even making this post? Something don't smell right.

>> No.25618232

>>25618023
Post same wallet with note upside down and i short my 13k link

>> No.25618261

>>25617929
post ur sell order or larp

>> No.25618323

>>25618261
pretty much

>> No.25618361

>>25615811
Sloppy job simion

>> No.25618387

>>25618261
this. >10k link sell order two screenshots a couple of minutes apart and I'll bite.

>> No.25618418

>>25615873
based just bought 100k more

>> No.25618484

>>25617929
>when you made OP: $16.38
>When you made this post: $16.80
30 cents down from what? You're such a raging faggot.

>> No.25618508

>>25615619
Post your short and will Tether dying even cause my AAVE tether loan to be negligible? As in, I'm borrowing USDT to buy other assets; will I get to pay this off essentially for free?

>> No.25618534

Omg its crashing ! They know about SEC !

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"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile.

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>>25615619

18x, but yeah easiest short ever.

>> No.25618762

>>25618232
Ok I'm on it now

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Last night Ari Juels appeared to me in a dream. I told him how cool it was that he could appear before me like this but he just said "oh like you're forgot 216" I was taken aback and could only try and say "it means fourness right?" But he kept cutting me off by saying "fourness right? Fourness right?" and closing his hand shut in my face. My autism got the better of me and spaghetti started shooting from my hands, ears, and mouth as I tried to explain the connection between fictional stories and real life. He just chuckled to himself and walked away. I woke up drenched in sweat and pee pee poo poo.

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After Adelyn failed the spelling bee she was disowned by her family for committing a grave Chinese sin. Her father told her that he no longer had a daughter and the entire family turned their back on her. Distraught with nowhere to turn she headed back to campus her place of shame. It began raining then, silver streaks that hid her tears as she struggled to stay warm.
Sergey found her there at the library clutching a wet dictionary just trying to keep warm while memorizing the words. Sergey spoke to her in soft words that warmed her heart. Although Adelyn didn't know Sergey very well. He didn't look like a scammer; he just looked like a thin nerd that meant no harm.
Sergey saved her that day and brought her to a place where spelling doesn't matter. A place where people do as they please without worrying about knowing anything about the problems of the world.
And that place, frens, is ChainlInk, a new land of opportunity where problems that really don't exist are being solved. Adelyn says Sergey is a modern day Wittgenstein and orcales are his problem. Adelyn is not sure what an oracle is or why it's needed or even if it's needed but she still keeps that same dictionary on her bookshelf to remind her of that faithful first encounter with Sergey. The dictionary is faded and torn and really isn't much help but it still brings her warmth and that's what's most important.

>> No.25618875

>>25618762
Post your sell order

>> No.25618979

>>25617451
Any tips for a n00b? What exchanges to use? What's the best way to go about it?

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>>25615619
thanks m8, just shorted wish me luck

>> No.25619208

>>/biz/?task=search2&search_tripcode=1AF7OAVY

Yeah, I think I'm gonna trust this guy.

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>>25615619

>> No.25619301

>>25619208
OH NO NO NO ABORT MISSION. REPEAT. ABORT OPERATION ZEUS CAPITAL LINK FUD!

>> No.25619405

>>25615619
It's pumping ever since u posted
Have fun staying poor retard

>> No.25619571

>>25619208
>FUDers best rich guy impression is 24:7 schizoposting with a stock photo of an expired credit card
You can’t make this shit up.

>> No.25619618

>>25619157
Lmao you stupid nigger

>> No.25619726
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25619726

you'll never get my links pajeet/kike/nigger/tranny

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25619853

>>25618232
short it now

>> No.25619997

>>25619726
You're making a grave mistake. I can't wait for you to lose it all

>> No.25620151

>>25619997


ill open a short, but i swear to god if i get rekt again im actually going to kill myself. Godspeed

>> No.25620153

>>25619997
>lose it all
Link to $0
It's over amirite?

>> No.25620176

This faggot came out at $20 and was congratulating people for “making it”. He posted proof of his Link balance and said he was some virgin basement dweller who just posted because he was bored.

>> No.25620214

>>25619853
Nice LARP
https://www.ebay.com/p/23030913538

>> No.25620233

Where were you when SEC was make LINK kill?

Check em

>> No.25620234

I’m saving this thread so I can call you a nigger boomer attention fag every time I see you again when you are WRONG ONCE AGAIN

>> No.25620305

>>25619853
OH NO NO, WE GOT TOO COCKY LARP BROS
https://www.ebay.com/itm/GOYARD-Saint-Sulpice-Card-Holder-Wallet-Black-Cardholder/383879352159?hash=item5960fe0f5f:g:i8gAAOSwl8Rf6i8K

>> No.25620310

>no short position posted so far
nigger

>> No.25620436

>>25620214
>>25620305
kek yeah with my Chase Private funds I bought a keycard and wallet off eBay, you got me

>> No.25620500

>>25619853
On it, thx anon

>> No.25620637

>>25615619
I'm not going to do as you say, I'm just going to watch with great interest and learn.
If you are right, I might trust you next time you post.
Either way I'm not losing anything, just missing out on an opportunity that could be a larp that gets me in trouble.

>> No.25621040

>>25620436
Cool card, wish I could afford one at the eye watering cost of $35 a month.

>> No.25621212
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25621212

Alright, I'll play.
T. Poorfag

>> No.25621614

>>25621212
Can i do it on binance aswell?

>> No.25621791

>>25615619
You are lying this board to increasing longs liquidity.

>> No.25621881

>>25621614
That is binance you fucking newfag

>> No.25621914

>>25621881
But how is your margin so fking high

>> No.25622108

kek literally anyone who shorted since the beginning of this post is so deep in the red right now, the post was made at 16.3, we're at 17.4 now holy shit

>> No.25622165

>>25622108
Yeah it's going up instead of down like OP said.
Good thing I didn't listen to OP.

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25622660

Your a dirty cunt UOF. At least post this shit on reddit, not here. Theres nieve people here that would actually believe you, because this place actually has clout at times. Stop being a faggot for once in your life. We know what comes after, the "ahahaha I tricked you fags!" Your a fucking child. I saw you post the same shit when LINK pumped to $20. You were actually celebrating the pump, but you must of deleted the post like the tremendous faggot you are. I saw your true colours though. It's not nice to scare newfags out of their lunch money just so you can have a laugh, I dont know your true intentions, but many unfortunate people will suffer because of you.

>> No.25622703

Just sold my linkis x25

>> No.25622760

>>25615619
Can anyone confirm that this is the old faggot who posted here? Is his trip code the same?

>> No.25622770
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25622770

>>25615619
But unironically link, remember?

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>>25615619
Nah we held this long and we are filthy Fuckin rich!

>> No.25622920

>>25620436
Kek, you're still alive, nigger? What happened to that Schiff will win faggot? Also, unironically how did you make your monies?

>> No.25622964

>>25622920
btc/eth/xmr/antshares

>> No.25623002

>>25622760
it's me boy

>> No.25623013

>>25622964
What do you think about xrp?
Also when will link drop?

>> No.25623183

>>25617451
You have been telling people to sell since $1. Don't you have something new to say?

>> No.25623186

Daily reminder to give uncle his space and play along with his larps otherwise he will get shitty and stop posting counterfactual retorts lmao

>> No.25623578

>>25623013
xrp is a no no, stay away. link will drop in a flash crash sometime tonight. we are loading up on shorts

>> No.25623614

Fake oldfag, hacked trips.

>> No.25623816

I wish ID's were permanent so you could eliminate fud.

>> No.25623941

>>25623578
Yes ?

>> No.25623988

>>25622760
and no
he posted under his old trip by accident saying bullish shit about link
so he made a new one and claimed the old one got "hacked"
as if anyone would bother hacking a tripcode for some low iq fudding namefag who gets btfo every time he tries to make a post for years now