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Please add archived links to twitter.

>> No.25583720

>>25583685
Holy fuck is this real?

>> No.25583729

Terrifying.

>> No.25583758

>>25583685
Imagine taking the time to make this This is the caliber of nocoiners Behind the tether fud

>> No.25583769

Post this to buttcoin

>> No.25583771

>>25583685
Literally shaking rn

>> No.25583777

>>25583685
that image is hilarious

>> No.25583791

>>25583685
I literally cannot imagine being a nocoiner.

The anger, desperation, hopelessness they must feel. They thought so highly of themselves, they KNEW it was a bubble, a scam, a ponzi. Yet it continues to trudge higher. Their entire reality is collapsing around them. All they had to do was buy Bitcoin, it was that simple but even they failed that task. They must know at this point its not stopping and they are almost entirely priced out from owning even one.

>> No.25583830

>>25583685
like i just can't even right now
wow

>> No.25583846

>>25583685
This is pretty bullish.

>> No.25583915

Real? Yes or no? Not funny

>> No.25583968

>>25583915
You don't belong here

>> No.25584006

First of all, congress making it illegal isn't going to stop it any more than it stops the drug trade or any other illegal activity.

Second, good fucking luck proving I own any particular crypto wallet. You'd have to literally catch me signing a transaction red handed. A seed phrase in my head is not only invisible, but it's protected by multiple amendments in a way that a locked safe is not.

Finally, banning it in the US won't stop it from being legal overseas. I'd just bail on the country, fuck it.

>> No.25584052

this is actually good fud

>> No.25584109

>being this mad to make the pic

>> No.25584124

>>25583685
AND THAT'S THE FUCKING REASON WHY YOU SHOULDN'T LISTEN QUITE LITERALLY TO ANY /BIZ/ FAG.

>> No.25584248

>>25583685
can't find it

>> No.25584336

I sold everything goodbye

>> No.25584338

>>25584006
Yeah US regulations don't do anything.
>Venezuela
>Iran
>North Korea
All prosperous regions that were able to overcome US sanctions!

>> No.25584400

>>25584248
You won't. >>25584124

>> No.25584449
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25584449

OH GOD. SELL SELL SELL!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.25584490
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25584490

>>25583685
ITS OVER

>> No.25584542
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25584542

>goldtards seething so hard they have to create fanfic to cope lol

>> No.25584639

>>25583915
It is objectively very funny. Go the fuck back

>> No.25584671

>>25583685
Fake

>> No.25584684

cz would never tweet that you gotta rethink the OP. cz would say funds are safu

>> No.25585517

>>25583685
Platinum-tier FUD.

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25585609

>OP

>> No.25585650
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25585676

>>25583685
>BTC IS TANKING

YOU NOGS ARE SCHIZO I SWEAR

>> No.25586620

>>25583685
>passes new legislature

>> No.25586732

>>25584006
35k is the top
Proof is this straight up boomer posting right here
Screencap this

>> No.25586806

>>25583685
>no coiner fanfiction

>> No.25586938

>>25583685
>Ghost of Christmas Future
You'll have to update it once Biden and the Dems get in OP. Oh, but I'm sure they'll be totally smpathetic to Libertarian free market E-Money....

>> No.25586964

>>25583685
I can't believe it. Bitcoin is down to 900$ and dropping by the second. I'm gonna kill myself.

>> No.25586984

>>25583685
FUCK THIS IS REAL

Exit now, the fucking Tether FUD was REAAALLL

>> No.25587033

>>25583685
FUUCCCKKK BITCOIN IS UNDER 30K SELL SELLLL

>> No.25587052

>>25583685

I thought It was real until I saw Peter schiff being right and realized it would never happen

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25587149

>>25583685

>> No.25587213

>implying we need the US for crypto to continue growing
You mutts are sad

>> No.25587381

Now that's good, genuinely made my heart skip a beat

>> No.25587399

WHAT THE FUCK ITS REAL

>> No.25587487

>>25583685
kill yoursefl

>> No.25587589

>>25583720
>>25583915
>>25584248
in a parallel world it is real

>> No.25587622

>>25583915
Funny as fuck actually.

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>>25584124
And seeing you guys reacting is another fucking reason to say fuck you.
One can't seriously tell whether you are just bunch of trolling faggots or just incredibly stupid, not aware of the board's basic facts like existence of ID.

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25588449

>>25583685
>>25583720
In reality, the establishment tells you to buy bitcoin, supposedly an alternative to fiat money

>> No.25588538

sold my BTC stack bro's theyre coming for us

>> No.25588892

>>25584338
Cuba seems like it’s doing pretty well

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>>25587052

>> No.25589136

>>25583758
Lmao its been hilarious few weeks seeing nocoiners seethe so much.

>> No.25589153
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25589153

Please ask yourself, why isn't the screencap real? If Bitcoin were really a threat to fiat and people were escaping en masse as they supposedly are now they would have to put a stop to it. It's obviously not. JP Morgan just put out guidance saying Bitcoin is going to 144k or something. They're bullish. And all you cryptocucks just know, you JUST KNOW deep down that this could happen at any moment and no one would offer any resistance to it. Nobody is going to take a stand for any shitty cryptographic algorithm whose value lies in price speculation.

>> No.25589176

>>25589136
definitely, my poor friends are all coming out of the woodwork. They can eat my ass.

>> No.25589195

>>25588449
JPM is rigging the pm markets ofcourse they will shill Bitcoin and specifically mention the fact that its leeching money from gold.

>> No.25589219

>>25589176
Lmao do not mention to anyone you’re holding crypto, unless you want to get killed in the future.
Where we’re heading, expect extreme polarization.

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25589237

Please ask yourself, why isn't the screencap real? If Bitcoin were really a threat to fiat and people were escaping en masse as they supposedly are now with this bull market they would have to put a stop to it. It's obviously not. JP Morgan just put out guidance saying Bitcoin is going to 146k. They're bullish. And all you cryptocucks just know, you JUST KNOW deep down that this could happen at any moment and no one would offer any resistance to it. Nobody is going to take a stand for any shitty cryptographic algorithm, of which the value lies in price speculation.

>> No.25589245

>>25583685
Not before Glitch sale 1/11.

>> No.25589342

>>25589237
Muh government will ban bitcoin
Its the joos
I’ve already explained the JPM angle above.
About your banning, China the largest economy has already banned Bitcoin and yet it rises. U.S banning bitcoin will just be a temporary blip and we will rise again. The libertarians will just leave most of them have dual passports. Bitcoin has reached escape velocity.

>> No.25589423

oh man this is the best FUD i've seen on biz. I froze before realizing it was fake. Well done