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>> No.25520638
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>he didn't buy the dip today

>> No.25520640

Where is the GME soijak anon? GME tends to start going back up when he starts spamming

>> No.25520641
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QUICK, WHAT ARE SOME GOOD COW STOCKS TO INVEST IN

>> No.25520646

I really hope XL goes up

>> No.25520645
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ur all my frens an i luv my frens

>> No.25520653
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What's the view of bots on stocktwats? Why would one not write a battery of bots to shill certain tickers and create fake excitement? Add twatter and half-assed ebin maymays on wallstreetbets.

>> No.25520675
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>>25520638
COZY FOR 2021

>> No.25520680

Feeling good today. My 1/22 WKHS calls just broke even on premium. NEE 2023 calls chugging along. My 3/19 $12 GE calls are looking pretty bad. Still averaged down on them today

>> No.25520686

>>25520640
I told him to stop soijak'ing. He was FUDing me and my calls.

>> No.25520705

>>25520653
it takes about 3 stupid words or one symbol spam from some nigger on stocktwits before i block them

>> No.25520707

>>25520653
Why bother when you can get moronic poojeets to do it for free by shilling a bag of shit in their village that they will then forever try to unload ?

>> No.25520714

>>25520653
>Why would one not write a battery of bots to shill certain tickers and create fake excitement?
You better not look up job listings at big banks that require strong knowledge of web forum posting automation script creation and maintenance

>> No.25520720

>>25520641
MCD

>> No.25520728
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This is the only time I’m going to say this, and then I’m going right back to posting the same pasta.

The guy in the RYCEY copypasta is a dude named Krauss Ushiromiya. In canon, he is a terrible investor who’s projects pretty much always fail.

I don’t own any RYCEY

>> No.25520741

>still no smg update video from John rocker
unsubbed

>> No.25520757
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Where my green gang at?

>> No.25520769

What would you do if you only had 1k to work with this year?

>> No.25520770

>>25520741
He was shot and killed by Paul harrel

>> No.25520771

>>25520579
i fucking tried to tell everyone about BNGO last week and was ridiculed.

i bought in at like 61 cents earlier this year, and i'm up over 1,000% as the meme stock youtubers have finally started putting vids out.

idk how much it will pump (it was in danger of getting removed from the Nasdaq for being under a dollar for a while lol) or if it will ever get back to its $30 price but if you want actual reasons why BioNano is god tier: i live with someone who uses their tech every day at one of the top research institutes in the world: Saphyr is revolutionary and will definitely become the main tech used for human genome sequencing in the future due to the accuracy it gets from chromosomal reads.

imagine human genome sequencing like reading a page of a book. current sequencing methods can pull sentence fragments. Saphyr can pull out every letter.

>> No.25520774

one of you was trying to pump TWCT on stocktwits today

>> No.25520784

>>25520769
Kms

>> No.25520787

So does holding a 2x leveraged etf actually work. Which ones are good

>> No.25520789

>>25520769
buy a gun, ladder, and rope

>> No.25520799
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>wrote a call for UUUU at 5 dollars for a few weeks from now
>it actually filled
Fucking wsb degens

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>>25520653

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>>25520579
What's been the reaction typically on the day of TESLA earnings for the last few quarters? Moon? Debating on selling my shares after earning

>> No.25520819

futures contracts expire on the 19th, hope your butthole is ready

>> No.25520822
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Should I sell my MARA to buy more RIDE or buy PLTR?

>> No.25520829

>>25520769
Wait until V hits $200 or below then buy as many month out calls as you can. Then just sell for the premium increase

>> No.25520833

>>25520787
it works until days like today

>> No.25520840

Should I buy AMRS LEAPS tomorrow at opening or wait for this supposed "crash" due to Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo?

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>>25520497
That's a lot of Pepperoni Cup 'n Crisp (R) :OO
>>25520510
Daily reminder the grocery store is an invention of New World Order industrialist nobility, the first grocery stores were created by the Mellon and Lipton families and Theosophist occultist Fred Meyer
>>25520717
Are u the stray kitten guy? Did you give it food and have it love u?

>> No.25520849

>back above -3% in postmarket
t-thanks

>> No.25520853

Cant believe I fell for the ALPP scam. Im sitting right here contemplating if I should cut my losses or not

>> No.25520867
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WEED STOCKS TOMORROW

>> No.25520870

>>25520770
Paul Harrel was probably defending himself.

>> No.25520872

>>25520653
>using stocktwits as a source of information

>>25520728
God bless, RICEY pasta guy. I knew you did it ironically, and now I'm proud.

>>25520808
You should cover yourself with options in case it drops off a cliff.

>> No.25520889

IBM is the next Amazon

>> No.25520892

>JAGX up 120% during market hours
>spend the last hour of trading waiting for the dump
>AH arrives
>price increases 15% further
o-ok

>> No.25520908

>>25520872
>as a source of information
no, you retard
CREATING the source of "information"

>> No.25520924

>>25520870
Of course. It was a chance encounter

>> No.25520928

>>25520889
No, amazon is the next IBM

>> No.25520930

>>25520822
Buy RIDE dude. They are making cars that actually exist. PLTR sells dreams.

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>>25520769
do you have access to level 2 options?

>> No.25520942

so whats the strategy for PLTR demo day lads?

>> No.25520944
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>WBA

>> No.25520953

Someone stop me from selling ALPP. Im looking at the company and they seem to have some solid fundamentals

>> No.25520975

>>25520761
In the last 3 years my returns have been well over 1000% each year. Meamwhile mr cuckvalue investing has been below S&P for almost a decade.

>> No.25520988

>>25520953
No they don’t

>> No.25520992

>>25520930
I'm just now looking at PLTR because they got that Japan deal, but I'm leaning heavily towards RIDE anyway.
I'm just worried that my portfolio won't have as much diversity.

>> No.25520996

>>25520638
I'm broke. I'll buy the dip tomorrow or Wednesday.

>> No.25520998

>>25520928
SHUT UP!!!

>> No.25521006

>>25520975
It’s easy to 1000% when investing small sums

>> No.25521049

>>25520937
Yes

>> No.25521057

>>25520928
No GME is the next amazon.

>> No.25521062

>>25520988

Why? Their drone competitor just got banned from selling in the US

>> No.25521069
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>>25520889
What's the most ridiculous version of "<ABC> is the next <XYZ>" that can be created?

>Hard mode: no meme stocks

>> No.25521074

Pltr is ruining my day. Also what are you using as your benchmark to see if you're better or worse than the market? S&P500, Msci World?

>> No.25521088

>>25520992
You can always hedge EVs with old-energy like SHELL or WMB.

>> No.25521100

>>25521057
GME is down 8% today lol

>> No.25521101

>>25520975
>you made 1000% increase
>buffet made 10% increase
>you made $10,000
>buffet made 100,000,000
Still think buffet is winning on this one

>> No.25521104

>>25521006
so why should anyone with less than 7 figures listen to buffet?

>> No.25521115

Just checking in to see if NEE is still the best green energy long hold. Ok it is

>> No.25521136

>>25521074
im 90% in XEQT
if my memes dont beat XEQT i slow down on memes

>> No.25521147

>>25521074
Depends on the portfolio, typically use SP500 for my main since it's mostly US mid cap with some big cap. If I had a portfolio dedicated to small/mid cap then I'd probably benchmark against the Russell 2000

>> No.25521150

>>25521100
yes, that's called a buying opportunity
>/smg/ - why is nothing dipping I want to buy reeee
>also /smg/ - I can't buy that stock it's down 8% today

>> No.25521154

>>25520953
>selling Acme Inc.
ngmi

>> No.25521155
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>>25520579
why did the market go down today tho?

>> No.25521153

>>25521104
You don’t have to listen to anyone. Obviously people investing hundreds of millions are trying to get safe high 1 digit returns

>> No.25521179

>>25520508
>>25520827
A 100 year backtest tells you nothing about a random 10 year section of that backtest.
Your financial timeline is not a fucking 100 years. Most people don't wanna hold more than 10 years until they expect some sort of gains. Stagnation would probably still be ok but not a fucking drawdown over that period. A leveraged etf has no intrinsic value. None whatsoever. It's just a series of returns and since it's leveraged it will also decay against the underlying while the underlying will always track 100% of it's value.
You're also assuming that the financial conditions over that timeframe will somehow continue into the future.
You're a fucking brainlet, scoops.

>> No.25521193

>>25521153
If I was Buffet I'd unironically go all in on SpaceX, ez 10x in the next 10 years, maybe even a 100x

>> No.25521214

>>25521155
Uncertainty going into senate election/confirmation of Biden presidency bringing with it severe autism from Qoomers and Antifa in DC

>> No.25521230

>>25521193
You wouldn’t be able to sell it. That’s why it’s hard to manage huge sums

>> No.25521233

>>25520675
Hope you bought the red fren.
>>25520975
It's easy to make any amount of money until you get to 7 figures. Once you have millions you can't really trade volatile stocks without pumping and dumping them.

>> No.25521254

>>25520728
THIS is literally why I constantly ask you to post your position because we know its bullshit.

As shown in End of the Golden Witch and hinted at since the first game, Krauss is not doing well as a businessman and was often tricked by other people, causing him to fall into a huge debt

>> No.25521255

>>25521155
to spite me personally

>> No.25521261

>>25520653
They already do that. In fact, I am a bot replying to you right now.

>> No.25521267

>>25521147
I see thanks

>> No.25521268

>>25520769
Buy NAK at 0.35 and walk away with at least 10k by the end of the year. That or bet against Netflix.

>> No.25521269

I'll never understand why people constantly want to blow a 90 year old literally senile boomer that made a good return during the greatest bull run in history. Buffett is a faggot.

>> No.25521285

Anons please. Im down 30% ALPP. Should I just cut my losses or wait for the RS and the NASDAQ listing?

>> No.25521295

>>25521088
I was heavily invested in MRO before that shit the bed, luckily I sold at break even
Maybe I'll look into that again
I'm trying to be as conservative as possible with WKHS and find the correct sell price (average cost being 23.9)
I'm aiming for 40 as of now but I'm considering holding longer. Don't want to jinx it though.

>> No.25521305

>>25521230
>selling the Dutch East India Company while they're still prototyping the first Fluyts
You don't sell SpaceX, ever. If you need liquidity just take a loan against your holdings lol.

>> No.25521307

Is it finally time for the SNCA merger to make me rich? Up 17% today boys

>> No.25521314

>>25521150
Yeah ok why don't you buy some and shut the fuck up then

>> No.25521330

>>25521179
>You're also assuming that the financial conditions over that timeframe will somehow continue into the future.
But stocks only go up, silly. And 3x leveraged stocks go up 3x more.

In all seriousness, this is the age of perpetual growth. Everything is built on this assumption. Once that stops, we will have a much, MUCH larger problem than muh TQQQ gainz.

>> No.25521336

>>25521101
Only because he is an omega beta cuck. Imagine having billions at your disposition and not even beat S&P. I would rather give money to a cuck ETF than cuckfett

>> No.25521340

>>25520707
>hello my friend Rajeesh, here is this bag of $1 worth of shit, it is FREE, however should you be willing to shill it you could one day be RICH
Works every time, thank dog for the third world.

>> No.25521349

>>25521179
Bro, you got called a retard by like 5 different people - please just go read the article(s)
Go read the different analyses that have been done
Just saying - if I was called a retard by 5 different people I would go "hmm maybe they're onto something" not dig in my heels further
Go read the studies

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>>25520867
TLRY
CURLF
TCNNF
GTBIF
PW
PLNHF
JUSHF
IIPR
MRMD

>> No.25521363

>>25521305
If only I could buy SpaceX.

>> No.25521366
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>>25521179
>Stagnation would probably still be ok but not a fucking drawdown over that period
READ, NIGGA, READ

>> No.25521367

Thoughts on ARKK & ARKG?
I usually stick to crypto but these look interesting

>> No.25521368
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25521368

Surely the market cannot be red for two days in a row.

>> No.25521372
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>>25521314
I am already slightly overweight GME, I'll buy some if we hit $16 tho

>> No.25521385
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>>25520867
>>25521360
Weed stocks will dump tomorrow. Regards, bobo.

>> No.25521388

>>25521349
>Getting called a retard means something on an anonymous image board

>> No.25521397

>>25520645
webbed finger pepe. wtf?

>> No.25521405
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Hey

*PSST*

HEY, CLF TRANNY.
Yeah. How's that $15 going huh? HUH? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.25521408

>>25521295
I'm planning to hold both WKHS and RIDE for 2-4 years. One of them is going to pop off like TSLA did, once they get the factories running.

>> No.25521415

>>25521330
Long TQQQ, hedge with bullets.
It's really that easy.

>> No.25521421

My $600 just came in LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>> No.25521431

>>25521363
SRAC and KTOS are how I'm getting space exposure. MAXR is also interesting. NOC has some very cool tech but it's a very small part of a massive company, it would be like buying Alphabet for their SpaceX holding.

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>>25520653

>> No.25521441

>>25521388
It does, when 5 different people take the time to call you a retard and link you studies
Lurk moar

>> No.25521449
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I put everything I have into TWCT

>> No.25521454

>>25521408
I doubt I'll strictly hold for that long, but I definitely plan on selling tops and buying dips with at least one or two of them over the years
Good luck to you though fren

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>>25521104
Because value investing, when done correctly, consistently provides outsized returns in the long run as Buffett has shown over the course of his life. People act like value investing is dead as if this is the first decade where it hasn't worked but they don't bother checking out what happened in the 1920s, 1960s, and again in the 90s. Buffett has had several years where he made no additions to Berkshire's portfolio because there was nothing attractive to him, and there are several short term windows where he performed worse than the market. If your goal is get rich quick, ignore Buffett and value investing because it's not for you. If your goal is outsized returns in the long run with minimal risk, then value is for you.

>> No.25521471

>>25521435
That's a man's ass, have you gone gay?

>> No.25521472
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>>25521415
This, but unironically.

>> No.25521495

>>25521441
I got dubs and you didn't faggot I'm right and you're wrong

>> No.25521498
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>>25520653

>> No.25521501

SHOPIFY
OR
CHIPOTLE
OR
AMAZON
I think I’ll just get a Schwab slice of each?

>> No.25521503
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25521503

Is this bullish or bearish?

>> No.25521508

>>25521415
>he can afford bullets
Should've gone long on those in February

>> No.25521510

>>25521471
>man's brains
>woman's body
maximum upside for minimum downside
you are literally retarded

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>>25521385
Didn't stop my gains today. Even SSPK was up. 2021 is year of cannabis.
>TLRY

>> No.25521518

>>25521456
value investing isn't dead, some of the strongest meme stocks here have been value plays (CLF and GME in particular)

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>>25521456
Being a charismatic shill asshole works better. Buffet is going to die soon and Elon Musk will be first publicly known trillionaire.

>> No.25521528

>>25521388
Yes.
What are you even doing here?

>> No.25521560

>>25521456
What if I value invest when the economy is crabbing, and meme-trade during bullruns?

>> No.25521564

>>25521503
Bearish, anytime vix cracks 25 there's a short term pullback.

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>>25521510
>woman's body
You are a mentally ill tranny. Look son, I suck dick at least once a week but I will never be as pathetic as you. Men will never be women, women will never be men.

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>>25521268
What's going on with Netflix?

All the new lockdowns coming up should be great news for streaming.

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Notice that most of his gains come from beating the market 40-60 years ago and then compounding it.
>>25521456
You're not a billionaire or a millionaire. Value investing doesn't beat someone with a good strategy during this market conditions, it's laughable to see 20 something year old value investors with just a few grand in their portfolio. Most of these people don't even beat index ETFs despite their efforts.

>> No.25521593

Best gold and silver miners bros?

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My new long term hold

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>>25521575
have sex incel

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>>25520645

>> No.25521611

>>25521528
Waiting for another crash to call people stupid retarded idiots while I peruse stock tickets to throw money at

>> No.25521614

>>25521518

Yep, I find 40-50% returns in short amount of time by value investing.
Buying Coca-Cola at PE 28 and farming dividens is not value investing.

Another point to make is that growth outperforming in periods is not new but it always ends the same way, tears and suicides and king value rising up.

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>>25521583
They're having a hard time finding new kids for the Cuties sequel.
Pedo Jews are angry with them so stock go down.

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>>25521388
>I don’t like to engage in reality
Then go be a nigger somewhere else

>> No.25521627

God what happened to good stocks getting shilled here. Heres my folio for 2021
QLD
TSLA
AMD
TAN
BTC
Ive held these positions for about a year and am over 100% return

>> No.25521628

>>25521593
Parker schnavel. Big red and slucifer have been rocking

>> No.25521632

>>25521602
Are you illiterate also? I have sex, with men.

>> No.25521646

>>25521595
Rakuten what's that some anime pokemn shit lmao?

>> No.25521650

>>25521366
Scoops I'm black. I never learned to read. Can you help me understand.

>ps the fat tinder girls pussy smelled like week old trout so I ended up NOT fucking her.

>> No.25521653

>>25521595
That shart looks like shit, do you intend to just theta gang?

>> No.25521655

>>25521155
January effect.

That's the best explanation I got.

>> No.25521667

>>25521632
sneed

>> No.25521687

>>25521624
I can't wait to tell you to kill yourself when you take a five figure haircut in the near future you faggot lul

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>me looking at my VALE LEAPs

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>lost $371 today

wtf do i do bros!!

>> No.25521746

>>25521349
Yeah, because people don't like it when I poke their delusion bubble.
>>25521366
That's the paradox of the heap. You should read up on that before posting this shit.
It's about the heterogeneity of your backtest, the fact that the future conditions have nothing to be like the conditions of your backtest data(especially since the financial condition of the US government and economy has changed very significantly over the last 15 years), and that a leveraged ETF has no intrinsic value unlike the underlying.
I say it again.
You're a fucking brainlet, scoops.
And at that, you're trusting fucking Dirscamion.

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>>25521510
Traps are literally double gay. the original "mans rain, woman body" is a tomboy.
It just that RGBTQ+ shills have deleted this term from existence, forcing them to "become a man"

>> No.25521758

>>25521723
absolutely nothing, if you're confident in the businesses you hold ownership of a one day drawdown is largely irrelevant

>> No.25521759

>>25520975
whats your strategy?

>> No.25521764

>>25521723
I've lost $4k today.

>> No.25521781
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>>25520937
is this hardcoded in their DNA?

>> No.25521783

>>25521627
Acquire QCLN or ICLN

>> No.25521792

>>25521723
Imagine tacking on a couple zeroes to that and feel better by comparison?

>> No.25521795

>>25521583
Lockdowns will end sometime this year, which will inevitably boost business for companies negatively effected by the lockdowns and take business away from those that did well during lockdown such as Netflix. Inevitably their stock prices will take a hit, but probably not a complete collapse or anything like that.

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>>25521764

>> No.25521803

>>25521723

Most people here wish they only lost that much

>> No.25521813

>only bought 50 shares of GOEV today
>only up $30 from it
So this is what it’s like to have weak hands.

>> No.25521816

>>25521366
That's not a leveraged ETF holding.
That's an ETF holding that's leveraged.
Yes, there is a difference namefag.

>> No.25521825
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25521825

Index investing should be illegal. The whole market goes up and down at the same time. Did random shit happening in the news unrelated to you at all change the fundamentals of your company in 24 hours? No, you're just an ETF zombie.

>> No.25521829

>>25521758
all but $1 was from QQQ doomping. also SOXL went up to $504 and then dropped back to $460 the piece of shit

>>25521792
I think if I lost $37,100 I would be happier since I'd have like $5m in the bank

>> No.25521833

>>25521655
Every januar has been up after a successful december and november for the last ~50 years. This is a huge outlier.

>> No.25521864

>>25521825
>t. got shitwrecked when one of his 4 stock picks went belly up

>> No.25521869

>>25521627
i like your choices. i was thinking of seeting up a QLD AMD portfolio but i wanted something else like a commodity etf or something. maybe TAN will be good.

>> No.25521875

>>25521825
It can happen to any company aswell

>> No.25521876

>>25521795

Netflix could easily full on collapse like Zoom is about to do.
Ownership of a stock represents and endless flow of earnings. Buying a stock because they will have one (1) artifically good year during a pandemic is pants on head retardation levels, that is however what many investors have done last year.

>> No.25521880
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25521880

>>25521723
Relax. Stop caring.

>> No.25521883

>>25521650
>Can you help me understand.
Some nerd did an absolute fuck load of math, as did I, and that nerd even made a pretty chart.
Basically, what it all says is 2X > 1X.

>ps the fat tinder girls pussy smelled like week old trout so I ended up NOT fucking her.
Been there :(
There was a single time that I ever very, very clearly could get a home run off tinder, and she was so kind as to share with me the fact that she hadn’t yet showered that day.
I had never smelled anyone so awful in my entire life.

>> No.25521901

>>25521829
>QQQ and SOXL
boring but functional, continue to do nothing except cost average in

>> No.25521904
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25521904

Don't think about it

>> No.25521907

>>25521795
Lockdowns are not going anywhere until every private owned business is down and kikes bought them all for pennies.
Saying we're going back to normal this year is whishful thinking. It will only get worse.

>> No.25521912
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25521912

how many times do i have to tell you all
EQD
NGAC
PAIC
DCRB
CAPA
they are all around $10. GET IN NOW

>> No.25521914

>>25521584
>He doesn't know how much I pay for Bloomberg
Value investing doesn't even beat shitty strategies during these market conditions, just like the dot com boom, just like the Go-go stocks of the 60s, just like the roaring market of the 20s. If you want to make all of your money within a decade, then value investing is an awful way to do that. If you plan on making money in a time period longer than that, it's probably worth considering.

Most of Buffett's gains came from the last 3 decades, but evidently you bought into the "stocks only go up" meme a little too much to appreciate that. Your pic makes it seem otherwise but conveniently leaves out the fact that the SP 500 is market cap weighted and has become heavily skewed in a few big names over the years. Fund managers generally do not let their funds become market cap weighted - if a position grows to 30% of the overall fund then they will trim it. This contrasts with the S&P 500 being weighted by market cap. The 10 largest companies in the index make up 26% of the market cap, so the performance ca. 2000-2020 is mostly the performance of the top companies. When compared against an equal weighted variation of the S&P 500, or another broad US tracking index which doesn't weigh by market cap, the outperformance is quite significant even in recent years.

>> No.25521917

>>25521829
I mean, not $5m but yeah, I guess you're right. Thanks, anon. I feel better now.

>> No.25521921
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25521921

>Sold everything at open
>Went to sleep
>Missed the dip
Well, at least 1/2

>> No.25521932

>>25521764
reminder
you only lose when you sell

>> No.25521938

>>25521825

indexing doesnt effect prices. if I buy literally every company without making any judgement then the prices stay the same.
the people who sell Apple to buy MSFT is causing price discovery but those people arent indexing.

>> No.25521953

Ere will mara end?

>> No.25521960

>>25521627
TSLA is eventually going to pop but it could 3x again before it does so whatever. AMD is a weaker choice than TSMC imo, Apple and Microsoft are designing their own chips but those chips still need to be fabbed and TSMC is still the best. I also hold FSLR over TAN but I can see the argument for TAN. Everything is solid enough.

>> No.25521964

>>25521825
ETFs, index investing, algorithms, options, premarket, aftermarket and IPO's should be illegal and never existed in the first place.

>> No.25521967

>>25521883
ETF: 1x
LEveraged ETF: 2x minus the price of leverage (e.g. option premiums)
In a bulllmarket, leveraged > simple
In a crab market: simple > leveraged.

>quick mafs

>> No.25521968

>>25521627
>good stocks
>literally full of NPC bubbled trash
what did he mean by this?

>> No.25521977

>>25521901
QQQ is my bigger longer term hold account. SOXL is in my smaller play account

>> No.25521995

>>25521912
twct

>> No.25521998

>>25521907
meds

>> No.25522041
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>>25521907
This is what mental illness looks like.
>>25521912
Those are all shit

>> No.25522058

>>25522041
>>25521998
denial

>> No.25522064
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25522064

>Market red AF
>OPTI up 6%

Feels good to long Coronita-chan/end of mankind based stocks desu

>> No.25522074

>>25521833 >>25521155

Yeah. That's pretty much true. I'm unaware of a january where every day was up.

Being down this earlier is not normal though. We're not in normal times, I suppose.

Lack of confidence with the american governments distribution of the covid vaccine has been reported to be a part of the dip.

>> No.25522076

>>25520771
congratulations Anon, but im not putting money into a stock thats up 1000% in like a week.

>> No.25522084

>>25522064
Check my id, fellow OPTIMARINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HOLD THE LINE!

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25522093

>>25521723
You haven't lost any money until you sell red.

>> No.25522098
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>>25521964
What ever happened to the gold ol' days of walking into the stock exchange, shaking the managers hand, stepping down into the trading pit, giving hand signals to buy 100 shares of Coca-Cola, waiting 2 days for the trade to settle, and giving the market maker a nice $5 tip for the bid-ask spread? Kids these days don't know REAL investing.

>> No.25522105

>>25521904
Ay Ton, I’m lookin for a things to buy over here.

I’m leaning towards MRK
MU
KO
NKE
WMT
TGT
COST
MA
V
UPS
SHOP
MCD WEN TACO LOCO CAKE RUTH TEXASROADHOUSE ETC

Or just more SOXL. Or LABU.

But also I need EX-US stocks like UMC and TSM

>> No.25522110

>>25521833
>>25522074
are you guys really freaking out about one day price action

>> No.25522112

>>25521616
kek

but really

>> No.25522131
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25522131

>>25522058
>guys the JOOS will not let the lockdowns end
>the economy is going to crash
>it's all over
>everything is finished
take ur meds bro

>> No.25522144

Fuck boomer stocks

>> No.25522149

>>25522098
*calls my female broker*

>> No.25522191

>>25522110
>FUBO
>BA
>AI
My blood has run thick with adrenaline and cortisol this day, and I’m going to be better for it.

>> No.25522204

>>25521366
Besides that, the underlying has no volatility drag.
>but +10% vs. -10%
Why do you even compare those two numbers?
Because they're the same number? They are not fucking inverses in that regard. If that were true you would see +150% just as often as -150%. Show me a single fucking stock that dropped 150%
>inb4 wti
Not a stock.
Something with a value of 100 and also priced at 100 but that irrationally drops will do whatever returns it needs to do in order to return to its actual value. No drag whatsoever.
I say it again.
You're a fucking brainlet, scoops, and your article is worthless garbage.

>> No.25522215

>>25521584
>>25521914
Additionally, the numbers in your table are quite misleading as they are ANNUALIZED RETURNS over each decade, not total performance over the decade. The issues I mention about using the S&P500 as a tracking index for actively managed funds in the past 2 decades notwithstanding, outperforming whatever your benchmark is by 2% a year for a decade still takes you to 20% total outperformance, not all too shabby.

>> No.25522223
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>>25520579
Mmmmm

>> No.25522231
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25522231

Why is Nvidia dumping -4% after hours??

>> No.25522238

>>25522110
I'm not. I've foreseen this dip a week ago and sold right after the opening high.

Also its not the corona-chan stuff, it's the Georgia runoff. and the dem win getting priced in.

>> No.25522264

>>25520953
It's going down because of the R/S. They're doing it so it affects all levels of shares and everyone is selling because of it. It's bullshit and they could uplist without a r/s just on organic growth and support, but it was agreed to a while back. The company is very good and will continue to be successful in the future, but right now shareholders are getting fucked because of this decision.

>> No.25522282

how do I get a gf

>> No.25522296

>>25522282
ask your broker

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>>25521795
Okay, but the stocks are reacting to that now?

Even if the lockdowns end, it won't be for months now.

>> No.25522308
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25522308

It was only +3.76%, but I'm counting this day as a success

>> No.25522310

>>25522231
There's no reason to buy a graphics anymore since GME took over the gaming industry and we all play on consoles with used physical discs.

>> No.25522313

Being a sex offender is hell. Maybe I'll make money one day

>> No.25522318

>>25522282
Tinder. Its super easy (BUT they're fat and used up). Or pay for one. Your money your choice fren.

>> No.25522330
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25522330

>>25522282
Phone your female broker, place a market order for 1,000,000 shares of SRAC to assert your dominance, and then ask her out

>> No.25522336

>>25522282
look them in the eyes and give them firm hand shake

>> No.25522343

>>25521914
The problem with this argument is that you assume that a shift into an era where value investing is highly profitable is a zero sum game for everyone who is currently invested in other things, it's not true and it doesn't provide outsized gains as you stated. Most highly successful traders use at least some of their profits to buy index ETFs which will retain most of their value during a shift or keep cash on hand.

For example, I started trading less than two years ago and have since beat the entire return of SPY since inception and my cash position is equal to the money I started with. It's nearly impossible for my lifetime return to not beat the market at this point.

>> No.25522345

>>25522264

if it drops another 10% tomorrow I might have to cut my losses

>> No.25522346

>>25522300

What do you expect to happen? Netflix is king until lockdown ends then everybody is selling the exact same day? Of course thats not how it works.

>> No.25522367

>>25522300
I believe Disney+ is the future, and Netflix is the past. But I dont use either so im talking out of my ass.

>> No.25522369

>>25522282
Easy, just have money and find a good website that advertises decent looking escorts.

>> No.25522377

>ticker symbol GF
>"The New Germany Fund"
what's this? sounds based

>> No.25522380

>>25520872
>>25520728
So, the future nukes projects, them trimming the fat like GE did, raising up capital to keep themselves afloat without needing government aid until airlines recover, none of that matters? Or are you saying that I bought them too early?

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>24 hours
>still no deepfake
what the FUCK

>> No.25522390
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>>25522282
Be born with a pretty face and high intelligence. Approach females.

>> No.25522398

>>25522313
They caught you pissing in front of a school too huh?

>> No.25522407

>>25522282
Call your female broker
Hang up on her while she's explaining something

>> No.25522430

>>25522131
30% of the dollar in circulation was printed this year alone. Kikes are openly shitting on the face of the goyim on TV. We're reaching weimar levels of fuckery.

>> No.25522435

>>25522380
I seriously doubt that either nukes or airplane engines will sell well in the next 5-10 years.

>> No.25522443

>>25520640
I am here bro. I will start spamming if it sinks below $17. My plan is to wait for IV to cool down since its like 130% and buy up GME again after a couple days of crabbing
So just wait till wednesday or thursday for some hard GME soijak spam cuz thats when i think i'll buy it up

>> No.25522471

>>25522430
do something about it pussy you wont

>> No.25522486

>>25522308
Hello brother >>25521711

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25522505

>>25522486

>> No.25522510
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25522510

look autismos, you can apologize now or in 2 weeks, just know you will be apologizing

>> No.25522512
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25522512

>>25522386

>> No.25522527

>>25522430
What is it normally tho?

>> No.25522572
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>>25522510
Horse will dump because I bought back in after selling in September

>> No.25522580
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25522580

>>25522510
I'm finally in the green in aftermarket. Why did it increase for no reason tho?

>> No.25522591

>>25522318
Women on tinder/bumble are usually terrible people to talk with (doesn't matter if they are actually hot or ugly because the personalities end up being similar). These women have so many men swiping on them and complimenting them endlessly that they've been all convinced they are the hottest shit around and basically only know how to converse about themselves.
Talking to women off tinder on dates basically involves asking them questions about themselves for 3 hours straight in an attempt to get laid (which is fine since i've been doing that since college but it gets tiring after a while)

>> No.25522597

>>25521653
Undervalued. Largest e-Commerce platform in Japan. Consistent revenue and customer base growth. Hopeful for an eventual NASDAQ listing and AMZN/BABA buyout.

>> No.25522601

I got 5k.
Need to turn it into 34k by October this year. Whats my yolo bet?

>> No.25522603

>>25522435
I'm going to be holding for a while, aren't I?

>> No.25522605

>>25522231
Activist investors are trying to prop up Intel. Also NVDA is overbought

>> No.25522625

>>25522471
If you're looking for a saviour you won't get any. We all have to learn to say "no fuck off" to the jews and call them out for what they are.
I'm already doing my part. Besides asking others to go suicide on shooting sprees, what do you do?

>> No.25522635

Where's jack ma

>> No.25522639 [DELETED] 

>>25522505
>The average Mind Med investor

>> No.25522643

>>25522601
DASH Feb2 90.00P

>> No.25522645

>>25521285
Hold

>> No.25522658

>>25521687
>when you take a five figure haircut in the near future
My last one was in April. The retarded newfag bears got uppity. I bought more. I won.
I’ve been at this for more than 4 years and it has always gone like this.
>>25521746
Show me some fucking stats.
Show me a failing p-test.
Show me some confidence intervals.
Show me your own fucking backtest.
You clearly think you’re clever, so show me a rejected null hypothesis.
Posturing like yours only flies on shitholes like r*ddit where nobody fucking reads.

>>25521967
The bull market occurs more frequently and has sufficiently greater growth to more than outweigh the drawdown from the crab market.
And the backtesting shows this.

>> No.25522661

>>25522635

chilling, he will be fine. buy the dip

>> No.25522671

>>25522635
Use MAXR satellite imaging to find him.

>> No.25522706

>>25522625
Why would I encourage violence? I actively encourage white nationalists to stop doing dumb shit and invest into the economy. Instead of being depressed they could be making sick gains playing the jew mans game.

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>>25522505
(forgot my image)
>The average Mind Med investor

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>>25522204
Stay poor and stupid

>> No.25522734

>>25522643
I got them to deliver me food on Saturday. It was pretty convenient. Would probably do it again.

>> No.25522740

>>25522601
DNN 3 dollar puts March

>> No.25522743

Why did RIOT dump today?

>> No.25522750
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25522750

Does anyone have a primer on how to take out margin?

If we get a panic liquidity “crisis” like in March and selling pressure intensifies from forced liquidations, I think I’d like extra liquidity. How much principal do you need?

>> No.25522751

>>25522601
You can turn 5k to 15k by investing in TWCT

>> No.25522781
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>>25522635
Who's that?
Party line is such a person never existed. Party line is to not ask questions.

>> No.25522778

>>25522658
To be fair your picture did not show leverages between 1 and 2. It might not be as smooth as a quadratic curve, which could be interesting and may point toward it being an overfit.

>> No.25522788
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25522788

Is the market going to continue to dump? closed all my positions today for barely any profit and I don't want to regret it.

>> No.25522793
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25522793

>ACB 9/8 option chain nearing 300-400% implied volatility on some strikes
How do I profit from this?

>> No.25522794

>>25522658
>Show me some fucking stats.
Do you still not get it? Stats don't prove anything.
They can't prove anything. You resort to stats if you have no real concept of the underlying system.
>>25522724
>no argument
Seems like it's time to claim victory.
I'm up more than your shit etf this year btw.

>> No.25522802

>>25522658
Forget your nerd math, just make the Stacey portfolio and let your stripper gf's credit card determine the picks. Check the progress in a year.

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AZN will hit $60 EOW

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>i sleep
>AMD goes to 96
>i wake up
>AMD back down to 92

good evening i hate AMD, also excuse me wtf?

>> No.25522820

>>25522658
Wouldn't a couple year crab market just be the ultimate buy the dip moment to set yourself up nicely for another 10-15 year bull run?

>> No.25522825
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25522825

Bought some C on the dip today. 124 shares. I ain't scared. Stock buybacks is on the way sometime this year. Plus they're still paying out that divvy without delay or resorting to a nasty haircut to weather the Covid storm.

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>>25522635
You have submitted an invalid query.
Did you mean American action figure Jack Marston?

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>>25522788
Last time I got spooked and closed all my positions I regretted it. So I bought 60 shares of TQQQ today.
>I'll probably regret it tomorrow

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25522844

What percentage of your trades are actually successful?

>> No.25522857

>>25522815
>amd
you're about 5 yrs late on that play

>> No.25522862

>>25522793
>lurking for answers
But it's probably just >sell some options

>> No.25522878

>>25522580
because 2021 is year of the horse

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25522880

>shit day at work
>muddy as well and cold
>get home
>new faux leather office chair arrived
>see new /smg/ thread
truly comfy

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25522887

When Trump wins on wednesday, will NAK moon?

>> No.25522888

>>25522815
Microchips called, they’re outdated. Elon backed super tube technology is the future.

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It gets better right bros? What should i do? KO is my saving account since I can just borrow money from gf if I need it and pay her back when the transfer comes through. Is this the end, is WM the waste of time? Should I just kms?

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25522923

>bagholding srac at 17.80
h-heh so this is investing in space

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>>25522844
95%. The ones that aren't cost me dearly though.

>> No.25522944

>>25522346
not on the day, but also not this early. I was expecting the sell offs like this to begin when the vaccine distribution picks up. It's a shit-show right now.

>> No.25522947

>>25522743
btc dumped too

>> No.25522958

>>25522887
imagine being this delusional

>> No.25522963

>>25522880
check your GME holdings and you won't be comfy lol

>> No.25522972

>>25522887
If you really think he won't just bitch on Twitter while some Qoomer with an RV gets arrested, well, it's unlikely, but there are worse bets you could make.

>> No.25522994

>>25522887
lol, nice cope. but no, Trump wouldn't allow NAK to open the pebble mine b/c faggot Trump Jr. likes to fish and is whispering in daddy's ear not to pollute the waterways.

>> No.25523001

>>25522734
That's good. Buy a put then refund the meal and write a bad review.

>> No.25523004

>>25522923
buy the dips retard, get that average down, those are rookie numbers

>> No.25523015

>>25522919
you should get a job and invest the money you make from that

>> No.25523027
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>>25522923
I got in a 18.33

>> No.25523029

>>25520808
You sell before earnings.

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>>25522635
I'm hosting him at one of my ABNBs, any questions?

>> No.25523041

>>25522778
>To be fair your picture did not show leverages between 1 and 2
I don’t care about the best fit line, I care about the discrete points.
I don’t know how to invest at 1.5X leverage off the top of my head, do you?
The author has stuff that may justify the best fit line later in the article
>pic related
Is the best fit line the main point? No.
The main point is that higher expected values for your returns can be found through using some extent of higher leverage, 2X in particular.
That point is the only one that I care about.

>> No.25523049

>>25522919
To be honest anon you have to many positions with that amount of money.

>> No.25523055

>>25521408
tesla promises potential mars and space ship mergers doubt other evs could compare with the cult of personality it has going on.

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>>25520867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2TO5atI4rU

>> No.25523068

>>25522923
>impatient wsbers pile into SRAC
>push for the launch to get moved up from the 14th
>Vigoride gets fried in the geomagnetic storm currently raging
Would be kino ngl

>> No.25523079

Thoughts on DNN? Its a Uranium stock aswell.

>> No.25523114

>>25522794
>Stats don't prove anything
Then go buy some lotto tickets, nigger

>>25522794
>I'm up more than your shit etf this year btw.
No you’re not.

>>25522802
>just make the Stacey portfolio and let your stripper gf's credit card determine the picks
Based.

>> No.25523119

Where is ju dee?

>> No.25523142

>>25523068
Momentus is one of fourty (40) customers on Transporter 1

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>>25523041
Pic

>> No.25523156

>>25523079
American Uranium juniors are sitting on mothballed Uranium mine projects waiting for the price to double before continuing to mine because otherwise it's not profitable.

The low-cost producers that are readily available to US investors are ones like Cameco and UUUU to an extent (UUUU operates a Uranium mill primarily which is different from a Uranium mine)

>> No.25523157

>>25522435
So, since I failed the retard test, I'll go stick with the index funds I guess.

>> No.25523196

everyone seems to be loading up on UVXY calls
is this a good strategy for the week?

>> No.25523201

>>25523015
25 dollars a week play any money I make from doordash

>>25523049
Thanks friend, I know I should be playing stuff a little riskier since I am younger but I have such weak hands I don't think I could invest more than 5% into a company such as PLTR, UUUU was a dumb buy in retrospect and WM seems like a water of time

>> No.25523202

>>25522346
Could be. Netflix keeps putting out trash and people keep coming though. I can attest to that personally, when speaking with friends about new tv shows 90+% of the time it's a netflix original. So long as they can keep one legacy big title around like a Seinfeld i think they'll be alright.

>> No.25523216

some guy said to invest in Jaguar Health few days ago and I replied
what did I say.. I said something like
>name like "Jaguar Health" makes me suspect theyre selling snake oil

+0.96 (118.40%) today

>> No.25523219

>>25523142
And Captain van Zanten was only one person aboard KLM flight 4805. Didn't stop him from we gaaning.

>> No.25523236

>>25523196
>everyone seems to be loading up on UVXY calls
Literally who
I see no such retards enthusiastic about losing money

>> No.25523251

>>25523157
it's okay tho. You could be bagholding way worse things.

>> No.25523254

>>25523196
as long as you buy the ones i'm holding so their price goes up

>> No.25523258

meant to reply to >>25522367 oops

>> No.25523271

>>25523236
If dems secure GA senate run offs wouldn't that cause the market to tank even further?

>> No.25523293

>>25523216
>many such cases

>> No.25523308

>>25523271
This mini dump is the market already pricing/forecasting that

If it is confirmed hold on to your dick anon

>> No.25523316

>>25523041
Would you shut the fuck up for once? You're a two-bit SOXL Shill, and he got his thesis from Anons who have been posting about leveraged ETFs for years.

>> No.25523333

Buy uranium miners

>> No.25523369

>>25522963
i don't hold GME

>>25523308
how bad is it gonna be? all day i've only seen futures go down by 2%, it can't be that bad

>> No.25523374

>>25523114
>Then go buy some lotto tickets, nigger
Is this bait? You can't be serious with that comparison.
You're not some low iq (((data scientist))), right?
I'm up 150% this year despite a major oopsie.

>> No.25523400

>>25522093
>>25522093
>>25522093
>>25522093

>> No.25523402
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BABA BROS

>> No.25523415

>>25523271
>If dems secure GA senate run offs wouldn't that cause the market to tank even further
I thought Biden getting the electoral college would do that.
It seems the market dislikes uncertainty primarily, rather than fucked up democrat policies.
But, if it falls further, then I buy more. Simple as.

>> No.25523431

>>25523251
Small comfort I guess. Thanks anon.

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>>25523333
Yeah if you have some money to burn junior might explode in value simply due to fomo from the last uranium rally. Commodityniggers are thirsty for a bull market

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>>25523402
>Still holding BABA

>> No.25523475

>>25523316
2X > 1X
r*dditors need put in their place

>> No.25523476

NEW
>>25523462
>>25523462
>>25523462

>> No.25523481

>>25523201
stop worrying about the daily fluctuations of your stupid shitfolio and just focus on buying stocks with every cent you can manage to invest

>> No.25523497

>>25523004
>>25523068
seems like they're postponing the January launch?

>> No.25523511

>>25521602
Need more of this shit in my life. Does look a bit basic though. Like her entire personality is liking craft beer.

>> No.25523516

>>25523402
Rookie numbers, you gotta pump those up. I'm impressed that Jack Ma can literally get kidnapped by the Chinese government and BABA is only down 2%. Seems legit.

>> No.25523545

>>25523374
>I'm up 150% this year
No you’re not.
You’re a smol speccy, in portfolio size and cranial size.

>> No.25523557

>>25523402
>ITS GONNA BE OK.gif
Unironically, yes. Once the earnings are out, it will set the clocks right. But don't go in thinking it's a get-rich-quick degenerate gambler scheme. It's an investment for long term holding.
>muh Ma
Who gives a shit besides weak hands plebbitors and uniformed stocktwits retards, it's been a while since he isn't at the head of the company, he has less that a 5% stake in it. Fucking BlackRock might have more control on it that him.

>> No.25523578

GTFO of whatever your position you're in tomorrow morning. When the Dems win in GA the market is going to shit the bard HARD

>> No.25523623

>>25523475
It's more that you're an attention whoring tripfag, rather than who is right about leveraged ETFs.

>> No.25523636

>>25523201
WM will be fine. It’s boomer tier, buy its dip.

>> No.25523666

>>25523623
I don’t have any problem with that

>> No.25523739

>>25523578
The difference between 52/48 and 51/50 is marginal. Nothing will get passed

>> No.25523883

>>25522330
well its at a discount right now

>> No.25524219

>>25523883
Even more in AH. I swear if it drops below 14 I sell all my CRSR at a loss and put it on SRAC.