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>stupid exaggerated face
>blowup doll mouth
>title of video in all caps

Why are so many crypto youtubers like this?

>> No.25497708

YouTube and Twitter have been a Plague on mankind

>> No.25497717

>normie clickbait title

>> No.25497725

thats what makes you click

>> No.25497730

it's the algorithm, this is what works

>> No.25497743

Because they are scamming pieces of shit.

>> No.25497750

Because it works. Retards click on it.

>> No.25497756

>Why are so many crypto youtubers like this
>Why are so many youtubers like this

fixed

>> No.25497763

>HEY YOU GUYS

>> No.25497766

>>25497689
all "youtubers" are like this, don't know how anyone can stand this shit

>> No.25497778

How come there's no female crypto youtubers

>> No.25497795

buy bond

>> No.25497797

>>25497689
Because it works for their target audience. The people who go on youtube for investment advice are fucking morons and fucking morons click shit like that.

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25497798

>>25497689
cause they're not making money on crypto?

they're exploiting newfags for ad money with get rich quick schemes?

>> No.25497806

>DYOR
>But also buy my bags lol

>> No.25497807

> ivan on tech
he's a fucking asshole that wants to take your money, his hero is grant cardone so you know that he gives ZERO FUCKS about you and 10 trillion FUCKS about your money

the other guy sucks his mothers dick in the basement, where he lives.

listening to any of those two fag retards is like sucking 90year old dick at a train station restroom

>> No.25497849

>>25497778
Women don't take risks. They suddenly appear once an idea has been tested and approved by men.

>> No.25497870

This shit is effective at attracting impressionable children. Ivan himself admitted that his show is 'family friendly'.

>> No.25497910

If you see stuff like this, it's because they want young children to click on the video, cause young children are retards and will watch endless adverts

>> No.25497912

>>25497689
It's because 90% of Youtubers are children's entertainers. They act like fools an idiots because that is what entertains dumbshit kids these days and they want as many dumbshit kids clicking on their vids.

>> No.25497986

>>25497689
I was watching crypto videos yesterday and a '5000 BTC Giveaway!!!' popped up in my sidebar. Clicked and of course it was one of those retarded double your bitcoin scams. At one point the stream had over 200k viewers. I wonder how many fell for it

>> No.25498008

>>25497689
aaand it's over

>> No.25498032

alt season lasted 3 hours
when will newfags learn?

>> No.25498072

>>25498032
I saw so many videos telling people to buy now at 35k so they dont miss out. Hello 20 percent slide.

>> No.25498359

>>25498072
it's fine if you have strong hands and dca you can start buying at tops you will do excellent even then

>> No.25498598

>>25498072
also i had a long at $34k i averaged it down and made a few million sats on it... it's not a big issue to buy tops. happens all the time.

>> No.25498628

>>25497689
Because market research says it works. It's clickbait dude

>> No.25498682

>>25497689
That blond surfer faggot is the worst.

All I want is for Fuse to moon so I can leave this hellhole and move to the woods.

>> No.25498810

>>25497778

They will come when crypto becomes super trendy ie 2017 bullrun

>> No.25498825

>>25497689
kek why do they do it? S oyfags

>> No.25498876

>>25497778
Oh trust, we here. Just reading and taking notes.

>> No.25498916

>>25497778
https://youtube.com/c/CryptoCasey

>> No.25498928

>>25497689
this is what it looks like when normies employ basic mkultra psyop tactics

>> No.25498952

Internet "personalities" are subhuman and a 3rd in line for the rope, right after politicians and the media.

>> No.25498979
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25498979

>>25497689
because cryptotards are all inbred white trash filth or unevolved niggers
they have zero emotional discipline and need to constantly scream “HODL!!!!!!” at each other to be able to defer gratification

>> No.25499438

>>25498979
15k gold??? God damn I better get me some now. That's like 700% gains!!

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25499575

>>25497689
this is the most based crypto Youtuber, but his content is in German only

>> No.25500083

>>25497689
because their target audiences are retards

>> No.25500092

>>25497778
>there's no ---youtubers
>there is no (countable plural)
Learn English: There ARE or there're

>> No.25500097

>>25497689
Jesus Christ

>> No.25500118

>>25499575
>Germany only
>disgusting numuslim beard
>based
no

>> No.25500140

>>25500092
>there're

>> No.25500172

>>25497689
Bc it's bait for newfags experiencing the manic episodes from their first buy in

>> No.25500195

>>25500140
Indeed. Don't feel bad, even other English people get it wrong, I wouldn't expect more from whatever brand of shitskin populates this board.

>> No.25500197

>>25499438
it’s long term and only if confidence in the dollar drops to 1980 low
there’s no frothing in the gold market

>> No.25500255

>>25497725
it just makes me angry

>> No.25500272

>>25497725
No, I don't click on those fucking faggots

>> No.25500314
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25500314

>>25497689
>shoves dildo up ass
and GO GO GO GO GO GO

This autistic faggot thinks he's a programmer too, all he does is shill his stupid courses and ramble on twitch. You know none of them are making money, specially when almost all the shit coins they shill are in the red.

>> No.25500338

>>25499575
lol, der ist sicher nicht basiert mein freund.

>> No.25500479 [DELETED] 

>>25499575
he unironically thinks link is a scam though

>> No.25500516

because it brings in the MONEY you stupid idiot that asks questions which you already know the answer of

>> No.25500555

it's the youtube standard

>> No.25500605

>>25497778
crypto casey

>> No.25500662

>>25500605
that's a man

>> No.25500944

>>25499575
That's not Dr. Julian Hosp, buddy

>> No.25501053

>>25497689
It increases viewers by like 10x. It's not for people already subscribed and know what the actual content is like. It's for women and minorities.

>> No.25501617

>>25497689
they just took a big one up the pooper. i stay away from that and just run nodes for safex on my computer while watching shipping take place and undermine ecommerce norms

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>>25497689
Is this what your faggots' skin looks like?Jesus christ get some fucking accutane and chemical peels with all that crypto money.

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>>25498876

>> No.25501889

>>25497778
Why go to a niche market when onlysimps gets you x1000 better returns with x1000 less effort

>> No.25502182
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25502182

>ALT SEASON!!!
>WHATS UP YOU GUYS!!!
>SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON!!
>HELP THE ALGORITHIM!!!
>BITCOIN TO $1 MiLLION?!?!

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25502320

>>25501799

>> No.25502348

>>25500314
I watched a ton of his vids (i havent seen any other youtubers besides him). Hes annoying to be sure but he has some good bitcoin TA. Ive never seen him shill shitcoins because I usually just see what he has to say about btc and eth, the only crypto that matters. If you're throwing your money into shitcoins then any advice you take from others on the matter is your own fault.

>> No.25502406

>>25501799
kek'd hard

>> No.25502544

Because the peope in crypto are nigger tier animals and thats how you capture their attention

>> No.25502648

they are full of soi

>> No.25502715

>>25500605
>search for thumbnail showing cleavage
>she's wearing the same blue high neck shirt in every single thumbnail
Does she wash he clothes?

>> No.25502775

>>25502715
what cleavage she has no tits anon

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25502810

The most punchable face of them all, fucking Emmet Brown looking crackhead

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25503360

>>25497689
AHH DON'T SELL
XRP WILL GO UP

>> No.25503400

>>25500092
Retard

>> No.25504520

>>25497725
actually, that's what makes me not click, ever

>> No.25504921

>>25500092
Based

>> No.25505399

>>25503360
lol

>> No.25505427

>>25497689
it caught your attention, didn't it?
retard-bait working as intended.

>> No.25505507

Because if they weren't like that, you wouldn't hear about them. And you haven't.

>> No.25505551

>>25498876
Well, take notes and show tits

>> No.25506060

it started with mmcrypto he has a coke habit, which is why he's such a degenerate as*hole, and he tells all his as*hole friends to make a face like a retard and put it in your thumbnail, cos it'll get views and increase your shekel intake, but it'll take your soul in the process

>> No.25506193

>>25497689
Ivan fully bought into that retarded shit. Fuck him to death, 0 integrity

>> No.25506247

>>25497750
it doesn't work though. if everyone does it, it because boring as people get blind to it and suddenly different thumbs will outperform

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25506307

>>25498876
this was you? lel

>> No.25506502

>>25502182
>smash the like buttong
anyone who says this deserves to be hanged, drawn and quartered

enough stealing from graham, come up with your own spiel FFS

>> No.25506594

"This is not financial adv"
-> downvoted
-> unsubbed
-> reported
-> close tab

>> No.25506630

>>25497743
this and only this... good sign.

>> No.25506647

>>25500605
>Tfw no crypto casey gf
She can't be older than 28 right

>> No.25506675

>>25497778
they're too smart to waste their time on youtube and are more interested in making gains in btc?

>> No.25506741

>>25497689
it's a reflection of your average crypto "investor"

>> No.25506751

>>25497807
Ivan is a complete dip shit. I'm glad anon frens are aware of this. Good luck to you.

>> No.25506761

>>25504520
congrats on being in the upper 50% of the bell curve.

>> No.25506813

http://arbitrajy.asyx.ru/bots/sharing/app3.php?p=polka4ch&source=4chan