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Best thing to do next time you go shopping, is to get in a busy line and pay with a paper check. Then tell them to wait while you get your driver’s license out of the car.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

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>>25484575

>> No.25488710
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25488710

BOTY to the moon.

>> No.25488711

>>25488676
Those are men

>> No.25488713
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25488713

This just happened outside of my house.

>go into bathroom snort a bunch of speed
>comr out heat a large crash
>walk outside
>neighbors brand new infinity is wrapped around a tree (it was parked)
>silver car is spun out 20 yard away in a telephone pole
>silver car driver had flown threw windshield and is screaming in middle of the road, with shon boan visible
>passenger unconscious
>neighbor who owns infinity is screaming about how he just fuxking bought this car, 15k gone
>both totaled

Lol that was a fun little speed trip. Guess im not parking my car on the side if the street anymore

>> No.25488718

I enjoy getting my cheeks routinely BUSTED by latino cream kings

>> No.25488728
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25488728

BEST STOCK TO GO ALL IN WITH $25K FOR THE NEXT 24MONTHS?

>> No.25488731

BUY HCMC
Don't bitch if you miss out

>> No.25488741

R8 b8gs

ALPP
ARKK
MMEDF
RVVTF
SHRMF
UUUU

>> No.25488775

What should I put my CLF/BTC gains into.

>> No.25488782

>>25488713
Literally find any other drug besides speed. I mean you’re better off drinking furniture polish

>> No.25488786
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25488786

Kimi no name nani ga attemo kanarazu yobu kara

kimi ha GIZA GIZA HA-TO no mochinushi
fureru mono ha nandemo kizutsukeru
sekai no subete wo niramitsukete
sono me ha iunda boku ha koko ni iru

dareka ga waratteta
dakara hiitanda sono kyoukaisen
sore nara watashi ga sono te wo hiku
tsureteku kara

ienai nara kono te wo tsuyoku nigitte hanasanaide
kimi ha mou hitori janaindatte shitte hoshiinda yo

>> No.25488788

Reminder BX is still a buy right now.

>> No.25488802

Does anyone have tastyworks? Does it go back further than a few months for options prices? I want to check options tickers back in march, TD won't go back that far

>> No.25488808

>>25488713
>with shon boan visible
I don't know what this means.

>> No.25488813
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25488813

Do you guys pay taxes from doing this? General curiosity

>> No.25488832
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25488832

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.25488848

>>25488813
I've been able defer taxes with my "gains" last year

>> No.25488852

>>25488713
Pic

>> No.25488856

>>25488782
The doctors prescribe me it.

I hate very other drug.

I dont need to even abuse it to get the positive effects. I just felt like it tonight.

>> No.25488863

>>25488813
Get a Roth

>> No.25488865

Just use a condom. But if a girl smells bad means she got nutted in the past few days.

>> No.25488866
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25488866

>>25488676
Why aren't they wearing masks?!

>> No.25488892

Why should I believe PLTR will actually go up?

>> No.25488899

>>25488728
Fngu maybe?

>> No.25488902

>>25488808
Shin bone, splitting out of his leg

>> No.25488909

>>25488865
In response to >>25488814

>> No.25488912

>>25488856
Adderal? Why not just take the pill? You’re not going to get much higher from snorting it.

>> No.25488918

SShill me something to buy monday and sell friday

>> No.25488920

>>25488892
why should you reasonably believe any stock will go up?

>> No.25488934

>>25488852
Unfortunately I didn't get one. I know I know..

>> No.25488938

>>25488728
GME retard

>> No.25488959

>>25488912
I have adderall and focalin. Focalin. Adderall stashed.

Focalin snorted feels like...cocaine.

>> No.25488964

You invested in ARKK when its led by a woman, and not even the cool kind of woman like the CEO of AMD.
An ETF that just picks pump and dump EVs and Green Energy stocks and doesn't dump them.
Enjoy getting fucked, you could have made more buying the good picks yourself.

>> No.25488966

>>25488728
$NET
$MSFT
$TSLA (probably)
$C (no collapse)

>> No.25488974

>>25488918
SQQQ puts

>> No.25488976

>>25488813
sorta I suck at this and only made 20k in the market this year, about as much as my rental property brings in. I almost made it though and would have a 100k profit but the election fucked me up and my weak paper hands sold. I have a regular salary job that brings in 100k, This may be the year I pay uncle sam for once.

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25488993

sleep tight UUUU chads,
tomorrow is another moon mission

>> No.25488996

>>25488974
isn't the coup scheduled for thursday?

>> No.25489012

>>25488974
SQQQ puts, or UVXY calls?

>> No.25489016

>>25488964
What are some good picks anon

>> No.25489027
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>>25488720
OK, I should have clarified, don't be fooled by boomer platitudes about *US Treasury Bonds* and frankly dollar denominated debts in general (I'm going to disagree with you on US corporate unless you've managed to snag some real high yielders with short duration - in the short term, you may or may not get fucked by inflation, but in the long term you will 100% get fucked by rising interest rates since they'll have to go back up eventually)

Emerging market local currency denominated debt is an interesting play but unless you're a literal multi-millionaire your options are limited to a few ETFs which doesn't give you much control of which countries you want exposure to.

>> No.25489043

>>25488959
pretty sure thats literally speed in a pill.

>> No.25489048

>>25488966
Net? What's the price predict?

>> No.25489057
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25489057

>>25488655
I really want the Enron Anime to come out soon so we get some great memes desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkPfC54ZcHE
>>25488713
>silver car driver had flown threw windshield and is screaming in middle of the road, with shon boan visible
>passenger unconscious
>neighbor who owns infinity is screaming about how he just fuxking bought this car, 15k gone
Tbf. he should help the injured instead of complaining about some money.
You're probably high so not much you could do anyways.

>> No.25489070

>>25489043
They’re amphetamines.

>> No.25489081

>>25489048
there's no price predict
probably a 2-3x from here in 24months

>> No.25489084

>>25489016
Don't listen to that fucking idiot. He probably hasn't even outperformed any of the major ARK funds.

>> No.25489085

>>25489048
50B cap EOY
200B cap end of 2022

>> No.25489091

OK i have a dumb question.. What does it mean if i buy $10 dollar calls on GHIV, but its current price is currently at 13+?

Im a newbie, i only do shares. I dont understand calls in this sense.

>> No.25489104

>>25488909
Nah dude I've always lived by the saying "if it smells like trout get the fuck out" and it's kept me STD free thus far. I ain't risking my dick
>plus condoms make me go soft

>> No.25489108

>>25488918
Buy RYCEY with me anon! I'm gonna buy another 100 shares!

>> No.25489117

>>25489108
What the fuck is that?

>> No.25489119
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25489119

>>25488813
I have nothing to pay taxes on. I only lose money, fren.

>> No.25489137

>>25489117
wasting money

>> No.25489152

>>25489070
you should ask for Desoxyn

>> No.25489157

>>25489108
just....no Sorry wont buy your bags man

>> No.25489159

>>25489091
https://www.investopedia.com/options-basics-tutorial-4583012

>> No.25489176

>>25488813
selling things a year out to avoid short term capital gains

>> No.25489185

>>25489108
Based RYCEY bro

>> No.25489196

>>25489108
post folio with rycey and ill think about buy it

>> No.25489208

>>25489043
Yeah. I know.
They're are 2 types nigga.

One more like meth one more like coke. Both help with programming

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25489224

WTF did you guys do to futures? They were all green when I left

>> No.25489226

>>25489085
>only a 150 billion addition to market cap in two years

Why can't they be like TSLA and add 500 billion in less than a year?

>> No.25489238

>>25489226
it will take a while for companies to realize they don't need VPNs anymore, among other network stack staples

>> No.25489242

>>25489226
nobody knows what the fuck cloudflare even is

>> No.25489248

>>25488728
DIS

>> No.25489254

>>25489159
I know all the terminology. Why would i want to buy a call for 10 when the share price is 13? i think its gonna go up so buy a 15c ?

>> No.25489269

>>25488996
IV crush. If democracy ends on Thursday, don't hold dollars. Pascal's Wager
>>25489012
You asked Monday to Friday.
>UVXY calls
Loses even when it should work.

>> No.25489287

Chances of a Cohen 13D Monday morning?

>> No.25489299

>>25489254
Leverage.
You clearly don't know enough.

>> No.25489311

>>25489254
well that would depend on your risk tolerance, if the price is hard stuck at 13 the calls on 10 are worth something at the end while the 15 calls are dust. among other things

>> No.25489328

so are ITM calls stupid or what

>> No.25489336

time for work, have a good day smg :]

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25489348

can we make this a banner

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>>25489328
They're stupid if the stock goes down to where they're otm.

>> No.25489365

>>25489328
Depends on expiry. NTM/ATM shorted dated calls ride momentum. OTM long dated calls are leverage.

>> No.25489373

>>25489152
I want modafanil but im not a pilot. And im happy with my supply. So nah. I take it as prescribed. Occasionally ill take more if I need to focus. Like I need to focus in 3 6 mafia and killing niggas in cod while I watch btc go up.

>> No.25489376

>>25489269
THX man, im tired of being a wagie so maybe ill start with some sqqq puts and see ow it goes.

>>25489299
I havent researched options extensively lately..

>>25489311
Well i think it will go 17+ so will i earn more profit with ITM calls or nah

>> No.25489377

>>25488728
BYND, SU, beaten down airline

>> No.25489381

What ETFs should I buy tomorrow?

>> No.25489390

>>25489365
>OTM long dated calls are leverage.
*ITM
OTM calls in general are lottery tickets where you sacrifice your blood to theta gang.

>> No.25489404

>>25489373
Moda's great btw

https://www.buymoda.org/

>> No.25489411

Should im move all my eth to chainlink? I already made 15% on ETH today but I think LINK could run big

>> No.25489414

>>25488813
Tax sheltered account

>> No.25489421

>>25489376
you'll earn more with OTM because of leverage. You probably don't want this advice but before doing anything you should determine what you actually want out of investing. aka, do you need to be rich tomorrow, or in 15 years? You'll probably make less retarded decisions if you figure that out.

>> No.25489430

>>25489057
I called the police, but they already knew. The infinity owner didn't care about the dude in the street lol.

>> No.25489436

>>25489376
>THX man, im tired of being a wagie so maybe ill start with some sqqq puts and see ow it goes
Don't put a lot into it. It is a lotto ticket if nothing burger week. If it isn't then you likely want to be buying guns, ammo, and beans.

>> No.25489450

>>25489421
15+ years, but i want to learn to trade, and see how i do. Im 23 feeling like a quarter life crisis at the moment.

>> No.25489459

>>25489404
I know its great gtfo glownigga I'm not clicking it.

>> No.25489477

Should I long TSLA

>> No.25489489

>>25489376
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

>> No.25489495

>>25489373
you can also get anafranil over the counter, its the pro drug of Modafanil

>> No.25489519

>>25489376
>sqqq puts
Jesus Christ, don't do this. Stay way from options until you learn more about stocks.

>> No.25489521

>>25489450
if you sign up on a platform like TDAmeritrade you can trade for real and on paper money with the same tools, maybe you could try the riskier investments out on paper while doing something slightly less risky for starters.

>> No.25489551

>>25489519
I literally know everything already

>> No.25489585

>>25489521
I use RH of course... im retard zoomer

But im trying to switch over to merill so i can only buy BAC and some other long term holds , havent figured those out yet.

>> No.25489599

>>25489551
>I literally know everything already

>> No.25489612

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.25489634
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25489634

>24
>started investing in early feb last year with $100k in boomer etfs
>lost 20% of it in less than a month
>panic sold and didnt buy back in until may
>made back everything and more but was still risk averse for most of the rest of the year
>only made ~15% last year overall (not american and my currency has gone up almost 20% against the USD since feb which has killed gains)
I just want to 10x my money

>> No.25489638

so we're all in agreement to invest in TQQQ tomorrow, right?

>> No.25489643

Best broker for mobile trading? I use TD Ameritrade right now.
>trading on mobile
Yeah, I trade while at work. I don't have a way to use a desktop

>> No.25489644

hmm alright ITM uvxy calls for the morn, goodnight .
>>25489612

>> No.25489651

>>25489495
I'll look into it. But normal doctor speed has been working enough for me past couple years

>> No.25489677
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25489677

I'm 33 and I've never invested anything in my life. No one's ever taught me anything about finances and my parents are hyper conservative with their money. I don't have an excuse because internet, but god damn if you ever have kids please make sure they have basic financial literacy. I earn like $100k/yr but I can't afford housing and lose a ton of money because most of it has just sat in a savings account for years.

It makes my soul ache when I think of what I've lost because of my ignorance. Please tech your hellspawn about investing, even if its just tossing it all in a low risk mutual fund or index fund and never looking at it again for 10 years.

>> No.25489681

>>25489643
RH you can literally use in your sleep...

>>25489634
fuck you dumbass thats a lot of money

>> No.25489684

>>25489638
If all my shit is red again tomorrow I'm just going to cry and throw it into TQQQ

>> No.25489698

>>25489638
most of biz is saying SQQQ so i am definitely dumping into TQQQ

>> No.25489699

>>25489643
are you using thinkorswim? that's pretty much as good as it gets on mobile. If you're using TD's other shitty apps I can see why you'd want to switch.

>> No.25489706

>>25489376
You'll gain a lot more on OTM calls. There was some dude on reddit that turned $460 into over 1m just from buying OTM TSLA LEAPS a year or so ago. However, buying OTM calls is literally degenerate gambling and more often then not, you will get wrecked and lose money. If you want to play it safe, you are better off buying something ITM calls with a delta of at least 80. That way you are still getting leverage in relation to the underlying stock's price movement, but the premium of the option won't turn into absolute dog shit if the underlying has a bad down swing. Definitely do more reading and lurk more.

>> No.25489723

>>25489677
>I earn like $100k/yr but I can't afford housing and lose a ton of money because most of it has just sat in a savings account for years.
Based retard

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>>25489677

>> No.25489727

>>25489381

Fngu? Webl?

>> No.25489735
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25489735

>>25489677
>$100k/yr but I can't afford housing

>> No.25489780
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25489780

Buy FLGT tomorrow and do you dead lifts

>> No.25489781

>>25489706
thanks, i actually have a 3 page google doc i copy and paste when i can tell its legit advice, i always forget to refer back to it kek

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>>25489551
>I haven't researched options extensively lately..
>I literally know everything already

>> No.25489797

>>25489735
I'm Canadian, even shit tier condos where I live are like 500-600k.

>> No.25489879

>>25489797
You're retarded mate, you belong here

>> No.25489884
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>>25489677
DCA into some ETF and save some cash to throw at meme stocks. smg meme picks have been on fire the last few months.

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>>25489797
>I'm Canadian
Oh, so you're not even making $80k.

>> No.25489911

>>25489780
I fucked up my deadlifts and now my back is fucked. what stock do i buy for this feel.

>> No.25489941

>>25489724
What anime is this from?

>> No.25489953

>>25489911
SNAP

>> No.25489955
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25489955

zucc

>> No.25489961

>>25489911
LULU, Also, do pigeon pose

>> No.25489966

>>25489780
literally just kettlebell snatch all day you'll be better off.

>> No.25489970

>>25489781
I made a post giving somewhat of an explanation of the kind of leverage options can give you in the archive. I've been referring to it a lot lately, but too lazy to screencap. Here it is anyway >>24073981

>> No.25489984

>>25489941
Album

>> No.25490011

>>25489911
Pls tell me it was from doing over 4pl8

>> No.25490018

hope you guys understand deadlift is an ironic /fit/ meme to trick retards into destroying their body nobody actually does that shit

>> No.25490023

>>25488731

Ok anon. Why? One good reason and ill get in.

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>>25489984
>Album
Thanks, fäm. Sounds dank asf. Can’t wait to watch it.

>> No.25490062
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25490062

>>25490018
You’re an unironic retarted if you think deadlifts are a fit meme

>> No.25490065

>>25488676
The one on the left unironically is the 2D equivalent of >>25489815 . And guess what... never selling 2D. 3dpd

>> No.25490088

>>25489677
I'm the same age. I only really started investing when Corona hit, but I've gone from $40k in an account to $75k in a few months. It's never too late to do something, as long as you are alive and that thing is still there.

>> No.25490096

>>25489780
I could dead 485 before corona hit, but my gym started requiring masks and I said fuck that. I probably would struggle doing 4pl8 right now. I miss the gym, I should just find another one.

>> No.25490106

>>25489797
but you have access to high quality asian girls

>> No.25490107

>>25490018
Push/pull with compound lifts is best path anon. Dead’s hit soo many muscle groups.

>> No.25490108

>>25490062
You're unironically retarded if you think that's a woman

>> No.25490109

>>25489896
at the rate the maple dollar is growing (or rather, the rate the us dollar is shitting), 1 maple dollar will soon be equal to 1 us dollar again

>> No.25490185

>>25489348
what's wrong with ITM calls?
I'd buy them if there was actually volume with tight spreads

safer leverage

>> No.25490186

>>25490018
Post lifts skeletor

>> No.25490193

>>25490096
That’s pretty good anon

>> No.25490208

>>25490011
its a sad story but ill tell you. i was up to 3pl8 before lockdown then it hit and i got weak. i tried to go again when things opened for a second and ego lifted with dogshit form because i forgot how to do it right. now my lower back feels like shit.
im going all in on TWCT tomorrow.

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25490217

>>25490018
Is this bait?

>> No.25490228
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Rolls Royce is at an historic low. Am I gonna get fucked if I buy it???

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What's the plan tomorrow

>> No.25490265

>>25490186
This is /biz/, the only legitimate request is post portfolio.

>> No.25490281
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>>25490228
This is one situation where "buy the dip" is not a good idea.

>> No.25490282

>>25490228
Why is it so low? They make engines for planes and stuff too right, not just high end luxury cars.

>> No.25490287

>>25490240
That’s a 7 year floor, anon...

Not interested

>> No.25490288

>>25489797
GTA or Hongcouver?

I feel your pain bro.

>> No.25490304

>>25490282
They make jet engines

>> No.25490309
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25490309

>>25489348

No

>> No.25490313

>>25490228
So they have anything new coming out?
They make marine engines too. Look in the news for any government contracts. If no news stay the fuck away

>> No.25490314

>>25489381
Nasdaq: $hero

>> No.25490339

opti is holding me hostage. im scared for tmr bros...

>> No.25490345

>>25490096
I bought a home setup with Alan Thrall's home made deadlift platform tutorial + cheap squat stand and bumper plates in April with my gains. You should consider doing the same

>> No.25490346
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>>25490287

Foolish

Now is the time to buy

>> No.25490356

>>25490185
>>25490309
it's a joke on how stupid the comment is oh my fuckin god guys

>> No.25490357
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Man, I don’t fuck with any of this shit.
Just buy QLD at a good discount and duck out of the crazy shit.

>> No.25490376

>>25490018
pffft bet you never even visited snap city

>> No.25490386

crypto will crash along with usdt, this will create a higher demand for usd which will make the dxy rise

>> No.25490399

>>25490357
that's a man

>> No.25490408

>>25490023
I "Swing" trade and double my money every few days.
And if they ever have any upward movement it will multiply my stacks

>> No.25490430
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>>25490346

>> No.25490431

>>25490399
A man with a cartoon vagina

>> No.25490434

>>25490357
why not the other one they came out with? QQQJ

>> No.25490437

Muh dick...*grabs crotch*....muh dick...muh d-OOOOOOOOOO FUCK MUH DICK SHIEEET FUCK NIGGER MUH DICK MUH DICK!!!! AAAYYYYYEEEWE THAT SHIT HURT MUH BIG BBC DICK AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NIGGA FUCK FUCK MUH DICK

>> No.25490475

>>25490386
based retard bot

>> No.25490481
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>>25490282
>They make engines for planes and stuff too right
Yeah, shitty planes like the Dreamliner. Trent 1000 sucks ass. The dreamliner sucks ass. The airline industry sucks ass. Nobody wants to buy planes right now. EU sure as fuck does not want to buy UK engines. A bunch of retards on /biz/ all think it's going to go up. I feel sorry for them.

>> No.25490484

>>25490430
You’re insane if you don’t sell. Get out of whatever position you are in and find something safe. Unless you wanna turn 750k into 40k

>> No.25490486

>>25490281
why?

>> No.25490503
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>>25490484

Not selling until my calls are worth 3 million anon

CLF is going to 50

>> No.25490542

>>25490408
Yes anon it's totally possible to get 6000000% yearly returns by buying OTC stonks
Anyone who doesn't buy your pink sheet pretty much hates money

>> No.25490546

When is it gonna crash? I've been making money since march and it's getting ridiculous.

>> No.25490611
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>>25490546
>When is it gonna crash
Never. It will keep going up. All the boomers that say we're living in a bubble don't know the number of zoomers and millenials that zero commission trading has added to the market has made this "the new normal".

>> No.25490632

>>25490193
Thanks anon, it just kinda sucks that I was so close to 5pl8. Hopefully this covid meme ends soon.

>>25490345
Ya I'm planning on getting a home setup. I've used my gains to get a new computer since my last one was 10 years old a fucking struggling to run google chrome. I'm just stubborn and want to buy it all at once to save on shipping.

>> No.25490642

>>25490546
september this year
we will get some corrections along the way

>> No.25490657

>>25490611
Stocks
Only
Go
Up

>> No.25490690

dollar index gapped down bigly, this week will be green

>> No.25490720

>>25490542
Im sorry you want to stay poor anon

>> No.25490737

>>25490546
There will probably be some tell signs prior to the crash, but at this point with continuous stimulus seeming to be the new thing, we still got several months minimum of the TINA rally. Just always save a small amount of cash for some emergency dip scenario and you'll be fine, maybe.

>> No.25490743

>>25490690
how naive

>> No.25490762

So what's the consensus on AMD? Am I crazy for hodling at 246% gains? I'm just scared I'll never be able to buy in cheap again.

>> No.25490764

>>25490542
>6000000%
Six million? I dunno Anon, that's a really big number. It sounds fake. Six million?

>> No.25490778

>>25490611
Damn I almost bought a six pack of Asahi earlier why didn't i get Asahi or jap whiskey uggggggggg

>> No.25490781

>>25490720
If you weren't lying through your teeth and actually doubled your money every few days, you would either be a billionaire by now or be close to it.

>> No.25490798

>>25490434
>QQQJ
The description says it tracks next-eligible for inclusion.
QLD is a 2X ETF of QQQ itself. That’s what I want.
FNGO also seems pretty solid.

>> No.25490820

>>25490762
If you're spooked just get your original investment back. You already have a great entry position.

>> No.25490821

>>25490437
I bet the Jews are behind this post!

>> No.25490843

>>25490762
AMD is solid. If you want to keep holding its sure to go up.

>> No.25490844

>>25490762
I sold at $97 and bought back in at $91.
I think there's a long ways until you would want to sell again (somewhere in the 1-300s)

>> No.25490855

>>25490762
AMD just filed a patent for a new architecture, I don't see intel surviving at this point especially with big tech trying to make their own hardware

>> No.25490888

>>25490690
Not a problem, it's not like 90 is an important support.

>> No.25490923

>>25490781
No i only double my 500
I make about 1000 a week and pull it out to invest in other stuff because the volume on HCMC so low its hard to swing larger amounts, but when it inevitably moons my hold amount will make me rich

>> No.25490940

>>25490821
YO FUCK NIGGA SHIT MUH DICK MUH BIG DICK ITS BURNING MY MY MUH PRECIOUS JEWELS MAAAAN

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>>25490764

>> No.25490968

>>25490762
they are going to pump fucking hard on their next earnings with all this console money flooding in

>> No.25490982

Tesla has poisoned every etf.

>> No.25490996

Anon what etfs do i buy tomorrow?

>> No.25491029

>>25490996
ARKG

>> No.25491043

>>25490996
TSLA

>> No.25491061

>>25490546
In the next 18 months, can't be more accurate than that
You can try to find some assets that are not inflated yet, basically anything that hasn't recovered and boomed since March

>> No.25491079
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>>25490996
Make some things you like. I'll tell you if they're shit.

>> No.25491100
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25491100

I’m about to cook. Do these jalapeños look promising?

>> No.25491111

>>25490762
personally i just stick with TSM, but AMD definitely has more growth than boomer TSM right now
after a year or so you'd probably want to trim your profits on AMD and shuffle it into TSM instead when TSM's supply becomes more of a bottleneck to AMD
if MSFT is successful designing their own chips, that slightly reduces the market that AMD can take and also the amount of capacity that AMD can get from TSM (i mean MSFT's only choice is TSM, samsung's yields are still shit)

i'm doubtful on MSFT being successful on designing their own chips, but it's definitely still worrying development for AMD

>> No.25491119

>ALPP
worth a buy?

>> No.25491145

>>25491100
What are you making that requires 4 chopped jalepenos?
>>25490982
I find it funny that all insider activity at TSLA has been selling shares since fucking mid 2019

>> No.25491172

>>25491079
I was mainly looking at webl and fngo. Looking at fngu now

>> No.25491189

>>25491100
Ya they look fine

>> No.25491191

>>25490762
Diamond hands, Anon, diamond hands

>> No.25491219

>>25491145
>>25491189

Making grilled cheese and ham with jalapeños. Obviously not using 4 peppers lol

>> No.25491224
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Where my $MVIS boys at? New federal military budget approval is going to make it greenies.

>> No.25491246

>>25491079
ok anime, how about this
UPRO and AMD after making a buck off of TWCT

>> No.25491258

>>25488813
I only pay taxes if and only if I cash out. Since I haven't and don't plan to unless I make a fuck ton I refuse to pay taxes

>> No.25491296
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>>25491219
Make some jalapeno corn bread, Anon.
>>25491172
I don't like 3x leveraged stocks right at this very moment. Market has crabbed a lot the last few days. It's could go either way right now.

>> No.25491335

>>25491224
Made some great money on MVIS. Sold out already. Is it going up again? I believe there's still talks of a Microsoft buyout.

>> No.25491370
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Come at me with your fattest GME predictions in the next month bonus points for some juicy DD

>> No.25491401

>>25491370
Cohen goes up to 20%

>> No.25491496

>>25488728
if you invest 25k into uber you'll be a millionaire in ten years.

>> No.25491506

>>25491370
crab week and my april calls get theta fucked

>> No.25491507

>>25491496
why? because of automated cars?

>> No.25491525
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for the people who were worried about nasdaq futures earlier, and I told you it would go green by market open
just went green

>> No.25491534
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25491534

>>25491370
>GME predictions

>> No.25491701

SHOULD I SELL ALL OF MY MICROSOFT AND BUY VOO OR SOME SHIT.

MSFT HAS BEEN 222 FOR LIKE 100 FUCKING YEARS

>> No.25491732
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how much of a retard would I be to FOMO into QETH on open

>> No.25491781
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>>25491701

>> No.25491858

>>25491781
give meme lines on GPL and SU

>> No.25491876
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>>25491781
>>25491534
What about my boomer stock?

>> No.25491883

>>25490503
I have $14 2/19 and $14 4/16 calls am I gonna make it?

>> No.25491884

>>25491781
Chart is barely readable.
Need more lines

>> No.25491941
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>>25491701

>> No.25491972

>>25491701
Buy TSLA, autism and normies keep this shit stock always going up.

It's like 730% YTD

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>>25491972
There hasn't even been a week of markets open YTD and it's up 700%??

>> No.25492035

>>25491941
>>25491781
>not consulting the chicken bones
>not using dousing rods
>not rolling 1d100 for the multitude of probabilities

>> No.25492048

>>25492010
markets literally have not opened this year

>> No.25492074

>>25490762
AMD as a company is SSS+ tier but my biggest worry is that China will be invading Taiwan this year and depending on who is POTUS there will be different results. AMD is extremely reliant on TSM fabrication and China will cut them out if Democrats are in control. If you wondered why all the big boys started buying up chip makers i.e. ARM, Xilinx and MSFT/APPL moving into in house processors the incoming Taiwan invasion is why.

>> No.25492100

>>25492074
based retard doesn't understand who's making the chips for ARM, MSFT, and AAPL

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>>25491876
>What about my boomer stock?
Slight drop according to my low-iq scratchings.
>>25492035
I'm a complete retard, please don't a guy drawing lines in purple on the internet seriously. Give me 100% credit if I'm right though.

>> No.25492181
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25492181

AND WE'RE OFF!

>> No.25492207

If nio dips should I buy it or is moon good enough

>> No.25492239
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>>25491496
Unless - hear me out now... unless Uber goes belly up or Amazon megacorp builds their own cars to destroy Uber and the rest of humanity

>> No.25492294
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>>25492207
You’re gambling with Chinese stocks. If you own, you should have already placed limit sell orders for opening bell. You should literally be looking for the exit.

>> No.25492311

>>25492207
Bumping for answer

>> No.25492334

>>25492207
>>25492311
watching The China Hustle should be required before investing in China

>> No.25492436

WHAT THE NIGGERC UCK WAS THAT

>> No.25492462
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the naked trade

>> No.25492476
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25492476

>>25492334
I haven’t seen it yet. Is it good??

>> No.25492481
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>>25492436
Early pumps are in. I'm expecting green to open, followed by a drop, followed by crabs.

>> No.25492496
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>>25492436
>pump it
>>25491525

>> No.25492509
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WHAT THE FUCK NO CHEAPIES AGAIN TOMROROW?? GIVE ME SOMETHIGN TO FUCKING BUY

>> No.25492522

>>25492509
The Jews did this to you, anon

>> No.25492538

>>25492476
Just watch it it's important, it sort of belongs in a loose series with Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room and the Big Short.

>> No.25492550

>>25492509
Anon, thinking of this as "something to buy" is 100% backwards.

Your main focus right now should be selling dollars. Sell every dollar you can and then some.

>> No.25492589
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https://www.goldmansachs.com/insights/pages/beyond-2020-post-election-policies-f/report.pdf


Macro report on 2021.


On pg 16 it has election outcome analysis for this Tuesday.

I'm betting dem senate, so I'm long ICLN, NGA, UUUU, UEC, CCJ, WPM and a bunch of gold/silver junior miners.

I'm feeling pretty cozy.

>> No.25492590

>>25492074
>MSFT/APPL moving into in house processors
You aren’t correct about AAPL, but MSFT is definitely not moving to in house processors. That’s like saying Linux is moving to in house processors.

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>>25492550
Should I buy CAD? Canada is fucked but the loonie won't drop.

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>PLTR
>starts in red

>> No.25492666

>>25488802
wat. TD goes back ~10 years

>> No.25492699
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>>25492550
Why is he “selling dollars” tomorrow? I assume you mean buying stocks. I’m predicting disaster around the corner.

Wtf am I supposed to buy?????

>> No.25492705

What do you guys use for watching stocks? I see the ones in the copypaste, but it looks like they're all pay to use.

>> No.25492736

>>25492705
Go to the Google or apple play store. You will find some decent ones for free

>> No.25492823

Everything is fucking green HAHAHAHA

>> No.25492850
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25492850

>>25492823

>> No.25492878
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25492878

>>25492850
Fick palantir

>> No.25492937
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25492937

Thoughts on buying Biontech and other companies that produce corona vaccines?

>> No.25492952

>>25492937
Isn't it too late?

>> No.25492957

>>25492705
best free to use:
>tradingview.com
search the ticker then hit full featured chart
also use
https://www.investing.com/indices/nq-100-futures
and
https://www.investing.com/commodities/metals

>> No.25493071
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>2:30am
>10 year yield up 24 BP!
>oil up 2%!
>silver up 3%!
>dollar down 0.3%!
>NQ was down almost 0.4% at one point, now up 0.2% showing great strength
oh baby - I can only get so erect

>> No.25493072

>>25489634
100k at 24...
that's a lotta money kid. At least you had that much, to begin with. You'll be fine, it just takes time.

>> No.25493106

>>25492937
The margins will be shit lest you ALSO invite anger. This was always going to be the case.

>> No.25493138
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>>25489634
QLD, nigguh

>> No.25493141

>>25493072
>>25488713
hii

>> No.25493154

>>25493138
I wish my broker had a chart like this but nope.

>> No.25493162

>>25489638
>TQQQ tomorrow
Fug no, mane.
QLD and QLD accessories.
Might sell another put if it’s a red day

>> No.25493382
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25493382

>>25493154
I made a slight improvement to the chart

>> No.25493441

>BNGO

Do y'all think it'll still run up?

>> No.25493599

>>25492589
My macro report 2021:
Long EVERYTHING
except cuck bonds

>> No.25493606
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>> No.25493620

>>25492823
bobo already on suicide watch on first day of trading

hahahaha.jpg

>> No.25493626
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25493626

What an awful chart

>> No.25493628

ARKG seem like a good buy right now?

>> No.25493651
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>> No.25493652

>>25493606
>climate change is the most important issue to dumboshits
Why am I surprised.

>> No.25493667

>>25493620
Hahah that gay overgrown field mouse
I WILL NEVER BE POOR AGAIN

>> No.25493680

>>25493606
terrorists on suicide watch

how do i short terrorism

>> No.25493760
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25493760

>>25493626
Here’s my rebuttal to the proposed democratic agenda

>> No.25493847

>>25493760
Wowow. Meinkraft never appealed to me, but I can see why it attracts autusts.

>> No.25493955
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i got 900$ drifting into my port on Friday whats the play boys. i can only buy shares cuz i'm only 20 and IBKR is gay

>> No.25493960
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25493960

This is your last chance to get in

>> No.25493981
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25493981

>>25493628
always

>> No.25494041

What the fuck is going on with HSDT?

>> No.25494042

>>25493955
>whats the play boys.
Buy FNGO and never trade again.
Don’t look at it. Just buy, close the app, and forget.
>i can only buy shares cuz i'm only 20 and IBKR is gay
Why the fuck aren’t you using Robinhood?

>> No.25494073

>>25493960
>trying to shill by euronigger shit
>not even trying to shill it in my native language of American
kek

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25494125

>>25494042
>why aren't your using robinhood
i always felt like i needed to make it all back in a trade or two. now i'm just coasting buying monthly on IBKR is simple and peaceful

>> No.25494229

>>25488775
I made $10 on CLF, woohoo!

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>>25494042
yuck

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Feels good having a big cock

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FUTURES

>> No.25494287

>>25494042
i also cant buy leveraged shares cuz ibkr is gay and dumb and gay. you have to be 21 to trade anything fun on ibkr

>> No.25494298

>>25494271
sold calls again?

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>> No.25494441

>>25490228
Depends if airlines ever fully recover or not.

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NEW THREAD

>>25494419
>>25494419
>>25494419
>>25494419

>> No.25494584

>>25492590
Does Linux own one of the largest cloud computing platforms? Hmmm

>> No.25494588

What are our thoughts on MNXXF?

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>>25491525
crab it

>> No.25494673

>>25494125
>i always felt like i needed to make it all back in a trade or two
Holy shit, that graph is fucking horrifying.
Wtf kinda trades did you make? You basically never made money

>> No.25494716

>>25494243
>BIDU and BABA are in there
I knew TSLA was high in their holdings, but forgot they had fucking chinkshit in there...
I might switch to WEBL

>> No.25494741

>>25494287
>you have to be 21 to trade anything fun on ibkr
Holy shit dude. Ditch that fucking dogshit.

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>>25488993
don't fucking break those

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