/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.25439202]

Is it weird to buy a large female dog if you're a single male? How would you even conduct this financial transaction bros?

[Anonymous No.25439222]

if youre a fucking creep like yourself and you have to ask this question then you shouldn't get one

[Anonymous No.25439231]

/biz/ fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.25439238]

>>25439202
why female

[Anonymous No.25439245]

>>25439202
You should KYS instead

[Anonymous No.25439263]

I've only had female dogs, the autistic reason being that my first dog was female. They are not for sex, even though I've fucked mines about three times.

[Anonymous No.25439265]

>>25439202
OP is going to try and fuck his dog

100%

[Anonymous No.25439267]

>>25439202
sage

[Anonymous No.25439280]

Na females are lot more docile and less of a pain to train

[Anonymous No.25439282]

>>25439202
what about a female doge?

[Anonymous No.25439307]

>>25439263
Real pussy is cheaper, why would you fuck a dog?

[Anonymous No.25439323]

>>25439202
>Hello sir, I'm looking for a large canine with a vagina to store my dick in.

[Anonymous No.25439336]

>>25439202
>is it weird to want a big bitch?

[Anonymous No.25439345]

this is worse than the uncleposter on /fit/

[Anonymous No.25439349]

>>25439202
Why are you sweating?

[Anonymous No.25439360]

>>25439202
Dachshunds are literally fleshlights

[Anonymous No.25439362]

>>25439238
Because OP isn't gay.

[Anonymous No.25439369]

>>25439345
Aware us

[Anonymous No.25439377]

>>25439202
I know this is bait, but no, that's not actually weird. My parents always got female dogs when I was growing up specifically because they're less aggressive. Doesn't matter if you're single or not, you can just say you're looking for a female of some particular breed because you want a dog with a less aggressive temperament who will be less likely to bite the neighbor's kid or tear apart some other dog.
Alternatively don't ask for a particular breed and find a female dog at a shelter. Those are less expensive anyway and it's better to rescue one out of a shelter than to buy one that's already purebred and likely going to find a nice home regadless.

[Anonymous No.25439496]

>>25439369
guy who posts pedo shit on /fit/ every day
last i remember was about maisie being too old now and he has to find a new gf
hes actually funny unlike incel OP

[Anonymous No.25439521]

Walk into the pet shop casually. Dress nice. Usually slacks and a button up. Ask if they have any female dogs because they’re less aggressive. Ask what breed likes to be pet a lot and isn’t too heavy to lift. Nothing wrong getting a female dog to watch the house when you’re gone.

[Anonymous No.25439546]

This thread is genuinely upsetting to me and the fact that you think any normies would even second guess a man owning a female dog is fucking disgusting

Unironically neck yourself

[Anonymous No.25439557]

>>25439377
You call what op is doing "rescuing"? Brainwashed npc ladies and gentlemen

[Anonymous No.25439571]

>>25439369

[Anonymous No.25439615]

>>25439369
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.25439639]

>>25439238
because fucking male dogs in the ass is gay, faggot.

[Anonymous No.25439643]

>>25439496
Pedophilia is funny to you? Thats far more heinous than beatiality desu

[Anonymous No.25439705]

If I found a stray female dog I’d bring her in and take her a bath then put her to rest by the fireplace. When she’d wake up I’d have a dog bowl full of eggs for her to eat.
Even if she’s not use to eating everyday I will make her eat all the eggs. Then put a blanket over her to rest and put her on a harness collar

[Anonymous No.25439711]

>>25439202
i don't like what you're insinuating op...

[Anonymous No.25439715]

>>25439643
dog fucker detected

[Anonymous No.25439735]

>>25439715
Pedophile detected

[Anonymous No.25439763]

>>25439202
You need to ask this question on /b/ where they will give you a real answer because they actually do that shit over there. I wish I was joking

[Anonymous No.25439764]

>>25439238
they are more loyal and wont run off looking to fuck shit up

[Anonymous No.25439766]

>>25439735
you think fucking biological females is worse than fucking dogs?

[Anonymous No.25439767]

>>25439222
>>25439231
>>25439245
>>25439546
>>25439557
>>25439715
fuck off holiday faggots

[Anonymous No.25439781]

[Anonymous No.25439797]

>>25439571
Damn that's bad. Real autistic, even for /fit/.

[Anonymous No.25439809]

>>25439202
I also know this is bait, but I only own female dogs. I just don't want to see a dog dick all day, you can't really see a female dogs vagina if they're fluffy enough.

[Anonymous No.25439819]

>>25439202
Ban these bots>>25439222

[Anonymous No.25439830]

>>25439797
i like him cause he makes jannies SEETHE

[Anonymous No.25439895]

>>25439766
Destroying a childs life is more heinous than destroying a dogs life, you dumb narcissist

[Anonymous No.25439931]

>>25439238
So he can mine dogecoin

[Anonymous No.25439984]

>>25439557
>You call what op is doing "rescuing"?
No, I called it bait. I don't believe he's actually going to have sex with a dog so I went ahead and answered the question in case anyone else is curious about why someone might go for a female dog over a male dog without it being a weird bestiality thing. Female dogs are less aggressive and aggression is a risk when you take in a dog since you could be liable for attacks on children or other pets in your neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.25440013]

>>25439202
MODS do your fucking job

[Anonymous No.25440074]

>>25439202
You certainly made it weird.

[Anonymous No.25440204]

>>25439984
My female dog fucking hates children she'll growl at them from 50 feet away at the park. She hates kids more than squirrels. The biggest sweetheart to every other living creature though.

[Anonymous No.25440243]

wtf lmfao

[Anonymous No.25440337]

>>25439263
How good is it?
>>25439307
Redo the math.
How much does it cost to mantain a dog for a month?
How much does it cost to fuck a prostitute 90 times a month?

[Anonymous No.25440525]

Bro where the fuck is your mind at? What the fuck are you thinking of doing? How the fuck did you think it was okay to post this?

[Anonymous No.25440580]

>>25439521
>OP walks into pet shop in a tuxedo and a tophat
>"Hello how can I help you?" :)
>"HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE A FEMALE DOG BECAUSE THEY ARE LESS AGGRESSIVE. WHICH BREED LOVES TO BE PET A LOT AND IS VERY EASILY LIFTED AND FLEXIBLE? NOTHING WRONG WITH GETTING A FEMALE DOG...I WANT IT TO WATCH THE HOUSE WHEN I AM GONE!"

[Anonymous No.25440750]

>>25440580
KEK

[Anonymous No.25440855]

>>25440580
>OP gets kicked out of pet store for asking if they have any condoms.

[Anonymous No.25440892]

It would be gay if you bought a boy dog and you're over the age of 7

[Anonymous No.25440915]

Uumm...well that’s enough 4chan for me today

[Anonymous No.25440922]

>>25439781
ty

[Anonymous No.25440976]

>>25439202
Weird question. female dogs are more chill than male dogs I’ve had female dogs my whole life and all my friends’ male dogs act like retard faggot. If you’re not a weird fuck then get a female dog

[Anonymous No.25441027]

>>25440580
>ah yes, 1 female dog for fun huggies yes, please.

[Anonymous No.25441049]

>>25439202
You shouldn't have to think about THINKING ABOUT this. Seriously, end it.

Sincerely,
anon

[Anonymous No.25441102]

>>25439263
>mines
Niggers confirmed dogfuckers

[Anonymous No.25441131]

>mfw petsmart doesn't sell peanut butter

[Anonymous No.25441176]

>>25439705
This pasta will outlive us all