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MY RETARDED ZOOMER COUSIN IS GETTING ALL SORTS OF CONGRATS FROM MY FAMILY FOR BEING A GOOD TRADER WHILE I SIT HERE LIKE A FUCKING RETARDED WHO TOLD THEM TO BUY CHAINLINK AT 12$ MONTHS AGO NOW THEY ALL FUCKING HATE ME
HE IS 9 YEARS OLD AND NOW THEY ARE ALL SAYING I WISH I WOULD HAVE LISTENED TO BILLY HE SEEMS TO REALLY HAVE A KEEN EYE FOR THIS STUFF
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>>25424574

>> No.25424608

>>25424574
Your cousin sounds based

>> No.25424616

>>25424574
>he didn’t buy DOGE
oh no no no no

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>pic related

>> No.25424648
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25424648

not selling

>> No.25424675

>>25424608
HES LITERALLY 9 AND TOLD MY FAMILY TO BUY DOGECOIN AS CHRISTMAS AND SHOWED THEM IT ON ROBINHOOD
WHILE I FUCKING AUTISTICALLY TRIED TO TELL THEM TO SET UP AN EXCHANGE ACCOUNT
AND THEY SAID OH NO THAT LOOKS SKETCHY YOU NEED AN ID ILL JUST BUY WHAT LITTLE FUCKING BILLY SAYS ON ROBINHOOD THAT PLACE SOUNDS A LOT SAFER

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WHAT THE FUCK BIZ I QUIT MY JOB TO BE A TRADER AND NOW IM THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF EVERYONE I KNOW

>> No.25424776

>everybody congratulates you on your crypto gains
>they think you own BTC instead of LINK
>nod slowly

>> No.25424794

>>25424574
Why would they hate you, we are above $12?

>> No.25424846

>>25424794
because little billy told them about this dogecoin "thing" at christmas and yesterday at new years he was up massively while the linkers were down or about even
im not even joking about this the kid is 9 and bought dogecoin because of tik tok and its on robinhood

>> No.25425263

>>25424776
>people knowing you have crypto
NGMI, only one person on earth even knows I hold crypto at all
Also why wouldn't you own both? The trifecta has always been BTC/ETH/LINK

>> No.25425635

>>25424574
ty for the kek OP, I needed it from getting mangled on eth/btc

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>>25424574
Shoulda bought doge, linkie

>> No.25425748

>>25424574
What kind of retard would advice to others to buy link over $1. Your cousin billy has a better eye for it.

>> No.25425749

>>25424574
You are retard for buying link and double retard for shilling it to your family, so that part is 100% legit.