My farewell gift to /biz/: a guide on how to make it

[Anonymous No.25369327]

Hello frens,
As I've been away from home visiting my family for the holidays, I've been lurking and shitposting on biz every day for the first time in years. While it has been fun, it also reflected some of the glaring problems on here and why so many fail to make it.

Let me tell you anon, making big money in crypto during a bull market is one of the easiest thing you can do in life. But it requires one key thing that 95%+ of society lacks: patience. While you niggers will be spending every waking second of your day browsing biz, going from shitcoin to shitcoin and falling for pnd pajeetscams chasing the pipe dream of becoming an overnight crypto millionaire, I'll be embarking in the most productive year of my life.

I've determined a coin that I strongly believe will do a minimum of 10x within a year, and went all in (for context, its only 50k, so not a huge amount but not small either). I've set a price alert on my blockfolio app to notify me once this 10x occurs, and I literally will not check my portfolio, biz, the market, or anything related to crypto until that happens. I will be spending my days exercising, working on side projects, expanding my knowledge through reading books, and ultimately killing it in every aspect of life.

Do NOT think you will make it by constantly being on here. You will be fudded, shilled, and advertised to 24/7 by people who literally don't have a toilet to take a poop in. This results in either selling early or jumping from shitcoin to shitcoin and losing money.

I know that most of you won't take this to heart, you're probably thinking "this faggot is full of shit, I can beat the odds". Go ahead and try anon. If you've been here long enough I'm sure you've read enough stories like
>I had 10 btc, tried to double with shitcoin gambling and now I only have 0.5

Once I hit my 10x goal, I'll be back with a link to this post, and proof of the trade. I'll ultimately be laughing at you wojaking niggers who didn't listen

[Anonymous No.25369340]

Btw, don’t ask me what the coin is. I will not be sharing because the moment I do, this thread turns into another street-shitting pajeet shill thread. Always DYOR

Some other tips, unrelated to crypto
>Easy mode: exercise every single day. it releases endorphins in your brain and gives you a feeling of confidence that you won’t find anywhere else. If you’re not /fit/, start slow. literally start with a walk every day but the key is to build your way up. progressive overload

>Medium mode: get the fuck off social media. Instagram is a literal poison in your brain thats programmed to make you think you’re doing something important, when in reality your just wasting away consooming literal bullshit. personally ive decided to ditch my smartphone for at least a year, bought a flip phone for essential needs

>Hard mode: try a psychedelic drug such as acid or mushrooms. I realize this may not be for everyone, but if you’re open to an experience, it will literally kill your ego and give you a new perspective on life. you’ll realize how insignificant how you are in the grand scheme of life and it will help you put your fears aside

This is literally your last chance in life to get ahead of the rat race. This will be last year in our lifetimes where the normies do nothing but mope in their beds, jerking off to their netflix shows and food delivery habits. Don’t waste this golden opportunity rotting away on some chink board. This is your time to shine anon. I believe in you even when nobody else does. You are the underdog. You will make it. Godspeed

[Anonymous No.25369398]

>>25369327
Please post in /vr/ and tell them the original name for the Sega Master System was actually the "SEGA System".
They get really mad, especially the jannies, even though it's a very true fact.
𝅶 𝅶 𝅶▴
▴ 𝅶 𝅶▴

[Anonymous No.25369482]

>>25369398
fuck off faggot, i already fell for your scam yesterday. I'm trying to drop nuggets of wisdom on these niggers

[Anonymous No.25369514]

>>25369327
>>25369340
>>25369340
>A guide on how to make it
>only owns 50k

kek thanks for the blogpost

[Anonymous No.25369585]

>>25369514
I mean, considering it started with 5k of gubberment handouts, I'd say im not doing too shabby. See when im at 500k next year you faggot

[Anonymous No.25369636]

>>25369340
based desu

[Anonymous No.25369912]

this thread was a fail. I tried, won't be reposting like a faggot. gl out there niggers

[Anonymous No.25370021]

>>25369327
Honestly, the HODL pill is the most profitable thing I have had.

The only profits I have made on alt-coins were ones never shilled by Biz and a single gib from the Uniswap airdrop - and most of those got fucked by transfer fees.

The simply reality is you pick a coin you know will go up in the future like BTC, ETH, etc... and then just hodl that until it goes up. Set yourself up for the long hodl and focus on normal life outside of it.

Feel free to fuck around on biz, but its counterproductive. Similar to analysing the market every day, nobody does that outside of potential black swan events you need to be aware of.

[Anonymous No.25370032]

>>25369912
lol. I actually like the easy/medium/hard mode

[Anonymous No.25370061]

>>25369912
Fair thee well fren'd, and thanks for the advice. Shall take it to heart. Hope to hear from you when you make it.

[Anonymous No.25370094]

>>25369585
Wish the government gave handouts to me. Instead i'm a broke neet where there are no handouts to those who aren't wagies. Good advice but there's one big problem, you need capital to "make it". Even if i started wagecuckingg which is vvery likely since i have credit card debt i need to pay, i'll be making 1500 a month, by the time i have sufficient capital, the bullrun is going to be over or i'll just end up picking a bad coin or some other fuck up. Good job to you though.

[Anonymous No.25370164]

>>25369912
why you think it was a fail? you want us to suck your cock because of this advice or something?

[Anonymous No.25370196]

>>25370094
in that case wtf are you doing here at all? You should be following easy/medium/hard mode and start a building future for yourself. it all starts with mental clarity and confidence. For me if it was only gubberment handouts because of layoffs, otherwise I would have done the same with my wageslaving dollars. there will be bullruns in the future but for now id suggest forgetting about all of this.

[Anonymous No.25370228]

>>25370164
>you want us to suck your cock because of this advice or something?
yeah that'd be nice desu

[Anonymous No.25370258]

ill be waiting

[Anonymous No.25370282]

>>25370196
ahh yes do exercise and be happy with my 1500 a month like a good little wagecuck, that's all i have to look forward to. Mental clarity/confidence are not relevant here, i could lift 5 days a week but my financial situation would not get better, i will still bbe making 1500 a month at best and slightly more if i work 2 jobs. What happens if i wageslave for months and months and finally have 5-10k to invest and i lose it all? back to square one and iti will kill me because unlike government handouts, the wagecucking is soul crushing.

[Anonymous No.25370297]

>>25370228
kek'd out loud

[Anonymous No.25370378]

>>25370282
Listen nigger. You're literally talking like a normie. In order to come out on top of this world, you have to stop being a pussy and grab it by the balls. I literally came into 2020 with nothing, having made poor decisions in the past. But I naively believed that im top shit, and im going to make it no matter what. Not making isn't an option for me, period. You have to be naive and stop being a failure fearing pussy. You will fail 10 times or more before you succeed. Never forget that. the sooner you accept and start living your life (which means getting the fuck off internet boards), the sooner the universe will start going in your favour

[Anonymous No.25370544]

>>25369327
I am OP, it is me. The coin you are searching for is Harmony Protocol ONE
>>25370021
Yes that is why I buy Harmony ONE

[Anonymous No.25370600]

>>25370282
buy $1500 worth of ONE
wait 2 years
be millionaire

[Anonymous No.25370619]

>>25370600
>>25370544
its a little early for this don't you think? back to bed you useless faggot

[Anonymous No.25370699]

>>25370600
Dear sir, did you do the needful? First class!

[Anonymous No.25370914]

>>25370619
sir I am sorry I exposed your secret coin, thank u for trusting me with such information. we will moon together.
BUY ONE
>>25370699
u too sir don't get left behind!

[Anonymous No.25370951]

>>25370258
My normie family is about to begin their new years celebrations. I bid you farewell and happy new year anons. May it be a year filled with success and insane gainz. See you on the other side

[Anonymous No.25371048]

>>25369340
Is this a copypasta? If not and you really a newfag pretending to be an oldfag, listen up, 95% of the people here have like $100 in BTC, and we're all shit posting out of boredom.
See you tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.25371123]

>>25369327
>Let me tell you anon, making big money in crypto during a bull market is one of the easiest thing you can do in life.

When a bull market happens, the risk is already very high.

>I've determined a coin that I strongly believe will do a minimum of 10x within a year, and went all in (for context, its only 50k, so not a huge amount but not small either). I've set a price alert on my blockfolio app to notify me once this 10x occurs, and I literally will not check my portfolio, biz, the market, or anything related to crypto until that happens.

This is how you end up bagholding. It's the proverbial "putting your head in the sand".

[Anonymous No.25371164]

>>25370914
You sir is sitting on my head. My next timepass will be mugging as I have a doubt and will prepone like that only.

[Anonymous No.25371199]

>>25369327
>>25369340
all this faggotry to say 'hodl'

[Anonymous No.25371275]

>>25369327
Nice thread OP gl
>>25370544
this ONE? kek

[Anonymous No.25371328]

>>25369327
Happy New Year Anon! I only have one question, is Trezor Model T better than its Ledger counterpart?

[Anonymous No.25371490]

>>25369327
Cheers. This applies to stocks as well. Buy and hold in companies you believe in. I don't know about "not checking in" tho, I don't subscribe to putting all my cash into the position in one swoop. Adding monthly or quarterly or strategically on the dips is what i like to do

[Anonymous No.25371640]

>>25369340
It's PNK

[Anonymous No.25371796]

OP IS A FAGGOT.

STEP 1 buy bitcoin
STEP 2 wait
STEP 3 get rich.

[Anonymous No.25372113]

>>25371275
YES SIR! THIS IS THE ONE!

[Anonymous No.25373192]

>>25369327
utter cringe!
5k to invest and giving advice...

tldr you post
pick right hodl

you are a case study for this effect
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

[Anonymous No.25373539]

>>25369514
I unironically had $50k at one point and now sitting at over 1mill in large part thanks to link. Still hunting for gems and using Aave collateral if needed.

[Anonymous No.25373624]

>>25373192
this fuck up with your BS op