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25368445 No.25368445 [Reply] [Original]

I will not fap or watch porn until link hits a new ath. Whos with me?

>> No.25368478
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>>25368445
Me!

>> No.25368513
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>>25368445
I’m in.

>> No.25368514

>>25368445
can we just drop to $7 and recover instantly and get this party fucking started already.... jesus christ

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>>25368445
>>25368478
>>25368513
pic related

>> No.25368534

>>25368445
I will not fap or watch porn until LINK reaches $1000eoy.

>> No.25368546

Alts wont recover until BTC August, when it reaches 100k according to stock to flow graph.

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AY AY CAPTAIN.
My dick is swole as fuck, but I'll do this for us.
Linkies unite, its time.

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>>25368445

In

>> No.25368586

This is the way

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>>25368445
B-butt anon....ahhhhh fuck it I'm in

>> No.25368615

Look guys, it's working, link has been going up since this thread. We are all in this together.

>> No.25368719

>>25368445
i will fap and watch porn until link reaches ath... which is forever... enjoy your thick dry balls bro

>> No.25368777
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>>25368719
Then you'll end up like HIM! NGMI!

>> No.25368828

>>25368445
don't do nofap, just don't look at porn. Nofap will make you a relapsing edging cuck

>> No.25368855

>>25368445
I have already entered into a covenant of celibacy with God for an indefinite amount of time. I am supposed to hold my nut until a particular life milestone is reached. What that milestone is, i am unsure. Perhaps this is it.

>> No.25368874

It's happening

>> No.25368897

>>25368445
Enjoy your two weeks off and the great fap that waits you in mid January when link moons

>> No.25368948

>>25368603
How did she take this picture?????

>> No.25368959

>>25368445
2 months into nofap / noporn.
Symptoms:
>Slight plumpness in dick at all times.
>No longer get worried about anything.
>Underlying feeling of perpetual shame lifted.
>Can firmly looking people in the eye and they have to look away first because they unconsciously know that they're shameful coomers and they're speaking to a superior being of pure light and elevated consciousness.
>Electric feeling emanates from the gonads, sometimes making me want to kick things.
>Enhanced creativity / ability to play music more expressively.

>> No.25368975

>>25368855
Holy fuck, checking my own digits. Thank you God/Jesus for the sign.

>> No.25368983

>>25368948
Her cat used his chingadera.

>> No.25369140

>>25368777
no i supplement with significant amounts of zinc and have head of hair like at 15 at age 32

gotta replenish that zinc you lose when you cum, son

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>>25368948
anon...the originals a webm

>> No.25369209

>>25368445
I'm with you, but only because my hands are too busy holding my massive LINK bags

>> No.25369416

>>25368445
You'll be busting many a nuts in your sleep then

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>>25368445
You son of a Bitch, I am in

>> No.25370222

>>25368445

I'm in for a massive bust on Valentine's Day. That's right. Link is going to hit $30 and I'm going to have a crazy first date on V Day.

>> No.25370789

>>25368534
Let’s do this...I’m in...and fuck you for this damn idea but I feel compelled

>> No.25370862

Not until $42

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>>25368445
Sure, why not. I'm in. The only exception is when my gf is horny.

By the way, get yourself a virgin filipino catholic girl. top tier. prob gonna make babies with her.

>> No.25371132

I'm doing nofap / noporn 2021, but I will channel part of my surplus sexual energy into the collective conscious egregore of a new LINK ATH, followed by $1000 EOY

check em

>> No.25371286

>>25368445
minus whale join a convent because not only are you ngmi, but youre ngwi ever again.

>> No.25371296

Im in link again so comfy and safe

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>>25368855
Based. I’m in bros.

>> No.25371738

>>25368513
nice work anon, did you cast that?

>> No.25371747

Im in. just deleted 23gigs of porn. Lets go.

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>>25368445
>>25371132
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COLLECTIVE THOUGHT AND SEXUAL ENERGY DIRECTION
LINK $1000 EOY 2021

>> No.25371814

>>25368445
Fuck it, im with you.

>> No.25371819

>>25368777
oof and checked that means link is going down oooooo

>> No.25371864

>>25368445
Imagine the positive energy will be supercharged when we all quit porn at the same time. I've been off porn for over 6 months. I am singlehandedly keeping the price above $10 just with this sexual energy coming from 1 person. All we need is a few more people giving that sex energy and 1000 EOY thought waves towards the link charts. You can still FAP, but only to the LINK/USD charts.

>> No.25371881

I'm an OG linker holding about 700 link (no larp) and I'm seriously considering selling this little shit pump and waiting till we hit $5 before buying back

>> No.25371959

>>25371881
GET BACK IN LINE SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.25372060

>>25371881
smart move

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>>25371881
You're not actually thinking about selling a single stinky, are you?

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>>25371054
>yellow fever fag
Kek. The absolute state of linkoids.

>> No.25372118

>>25368445
I‘m in fren

>> No.25372131

>>25372108
you chuck suck and fucked my sister? anon, my sister has a penis

>> No.25372250

>>25368445
Based.
ATH is only a month away.
I'm not gonna fap until it hits $100

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>>25368445
i'm not gonna shit until link hits a new ath.

>> No.25372295

>>25368445
I'm in

>> No.25372465

>>25370222
Checked, enjoy your vday bust anon. Once my girlfriend sucked me off, and i checked the link charts right after. Link had busted ath right when i busted nut. Let our collective nuts bust link straight to 1k eoy.

>> No.25372527

>>25372465
fucking lel

>> No.25372564

>>25372465
Very based.

>> No.25373544

>>25368445
Fuck it anon, this gives me at least a sort of goal behind it other than just "don't touch penis". I'm in, and if I fail, I'm a bitch. Simple as