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25334946 No.25334946 [Reply] [Original]

>been unemployed for like 3 years
>been dealing with bullshit my whole life and thats why I am broke
>dropped out of college because my personal life was interfering too much
>finally started making progress as a man and now am trying to plan my return to employment

So basically, what can I expect? How much is a 23 year old who is unemployed for a while supposed to make in 2020? What should be my optimal hourly wage to look for?

Im not tryna be rich, im just trying to have a optimal income for someone my age so I can finally live a normal life...

Any advice or tips guys? Please every piece of advice is appreciated im here to learn. Thank you

>> No.25335104

also forgot to add iv considered offing myself many times but never could cause im scared and i cried on christmas and at least 20 other times this year, unrelated to money. :)

>> No.25335227

Unemployed for 3 years.. what you need is tough love so here it is.

Hey dipshit, get off the fucking couch and go get a job. I don't give a fuck what it is you fucking dweller. Your optimal hourly wage should be shut the fuck up and work.

You could drive for uber, work at a fast food restaurant, become a laborer, there are people hiring you're just a lazy entitled cunt.

Hope you make it, bud.

>> No.25335291
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25335291

>>25334946
Get a library card and learn to take responsibility.

>> No.25335300

I was unemlpoyed until 22, started working and will retire this year if BTC hits 50k.

Im 25 btw.
You can do it OP!!!
Never off yourself, life is interesting.

>> No.25335404

>>25335227
how does that actually help me? Iv worked most of those shitty ass jobs all throughout highschool. How does this help me? This is literally gonna make me repeat every fucking cunt job i fucking dreaded. Fuck no i aint sucking dick for $10 a hr all over again.

>> No.25335441

>>25335291
and do what with it?

>> No.25335509

>>25335404
How does getting a job help you from being unemployed?
You fit right in here at biz. Enjoy your next attempt at your life.

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25335563

>>25335404
>>25335441
These two posts tell me that your attitude is your first blocker on your road to making it.

>> No.25335565

>>25335509
fuck you boomer why even post if u got nothing good to say

>> No.25335595

>>25335300
congrats man i have 0 to my name hope u make it for real.

>> No.25335607

>>25335441
The library card can be used to augment your ability to educate yourself without going to college.
Responsibility is what you need to get there in the first place. Without that you are SOL.

>> No.25335613

>>25335291
but if you stand up eight times wouldn't you be standing up from a standing position

>> No.25335630

>>25335563
no... more like I literally dont know what to do with the card and I dont want to work for $10 a hour? Like what part of that do you not understand. My attitude is fine your not the one who has been living a nightmare his entire life and is hated by his family has no friends and hasent touched pussy in like 2 years

>> No.25335660

>>25335607
educate myself for what? Like what do I need to learn? I dont even know where to start...

>> No.25335758

>>25335630
Bro I'm 23 too. I wasn't born with anything. I worked in trucking and logistics since I was 18 and hustled my way into a corporate role just this summer.

You have to grow the fuck up and accept that your failures are yours as are your wins. Start making good choices, eventually the fog you have placed around yourself will lift. Everyone deals with shit, you will never be special.

Stop wasting your youth and get to work.

>> No.25335762

you should expect to make
1,000,000 per hour
cuz of your great attitude
and the amazing ability to make
excuses for bad decision making.
CEO material

>> No.25335771

>>25335660
>where to start...
What do you enjoy doing that you see other people getting paid for?

>> No.25335778
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>>25334946
unironically, your chances of squeezing into a coding job with no degree is pretty gud now a days if your IQ isn't in the double digits. Learn a little online and if you can tolerate it go to a bootcamp and go from there, some of them will hook you up with internships which look good on resumes, and if you build up a nice coding portfolio you stand a better chance than your average comp sci graduate. End of the day you need experience because thats the only thing that hires. If you dont like coding or dont want to deal with office life, you could go into trade school for 4-6 years and come out with 0 debt and a 25-30+ hour (plus benefits) job (if your in US or Canada, not sure about eu or third world shitholes) But you will likely not find a "career" because people dont have "careers" they have jobs, and jobs arent fun, and life is suffering so get used to being bottom bitch for a few years while trying to make enough money to get your self into either of those 2 options (education for comfy paper pushing job, or trades for lots of money and a broken back). Focus on spending money that makes more money rather than things that take your money and give you useless consumerist shit. The Idea is to take your labor earned capital and leverage it for more shekels through assets till your retired. Simple as

>> No.25335789

>>25335565
Your original post has nothing good to say faggot. So why did you post it? 23 year old infant brain.

>> No.25335822

>>25335660
>>25335758
get a commercial drivers license
and get this, Anon to hire you.

>> No.25335835

>>25335630
>hasent touched pussy in like 2 years

Why don't you just touch yourself? sound like a bitch

>> No.25335876

>>25335660
walmart truckers
87000 heard it on the radio

>> No.25335916

>>25335300
checked and based

>> No.25335952

>>25335822
>>25335876
People just want to complain i swear. Logistics industry is booming. Any chimp can drive a truck or push boxes as a helper eventually earning a CDL. Wild the mental gymnastics people go through. No better industry to earn a decent wage for low skill.

>> No.25335985

>>25334946
anon, like these other anons have said you need to take what you can get

as far as advice goes:
- call centers will hire almost anyone and are an easy way to get entry level work at a large corporation

- construction jobs pay surprisingly well given the inherent danger and misery of working outside in the cold and heat

>> No.25336014

>>25335778
hey thank you for this post man. yea physical labor isnt my thing in all honesty just not who I am. Office life is more my thing I guess. I worked in logistics as well like the guy above making $500 a week but the guys company failed so he had to let me go I was in it for like 6 months learned a decent ammount but I felt like shit working 9-5 everyday and it reflected on me I was coming home really tired every day. Im not lazy like ill put fourth everything my heart and soul when it comes down to it even tho im sure a lot of ppl on here will disagree with me but i dont care what ppl think cause ppl been hating on me my whole life even my own family esp now since its the holidays and im in the same spot iv been 5 years ago. depression really put me in a bad spot for my age:/ im sry to give u my life story but its just a glimpse of my situation. my cousin does coding so il ask him to show me some stuff il look more into it i have some connects with it that all make good money in the family. thanks a lot man. really.

>> No.25336049

>>25335952
did 10+ years in a grocery warehouse
moved on to something different but the money
and bennys were good and have a partial union pention for the 10+ years.

>> No.25336124

>>25335404
First off do you have mental issues? Sounds to me like you have anxiety about working. Do you do drugs?

>> No.25336153

>>25336124
i dont have to answer shit to you yea i do drugs every one of them glow harder cunt bitch

>> No.25336156

join the military...do 4 years at least. you will be a better man. i saw the world and got paid to do it.

>> No.25336158

>>25335104
Faggot bitch. Hope your situation improves a little so you stop crying so much.

>> No.25336177

>>25334946
bonded.finance and staking. easy and ready for liftoff

>> No.25336188

>>25336049
how much is your pension if oyu dont mind me asking? my mom got a 10 year pension for working a wage job at a grocery store and im curious how muchit is.

>> No.25336220

>>25336158
lol thanks
>>25336156
not my thing iv already seen enough im talking poverty
>>25336177
thanks will look into it

>> No.25336241

>>25336153
What kind of drugs do you do? Is it something harder then weed? Maybe your just bipolar and some lithium will sort you out or you just have anxiety and need a real ssri. Assuming your not a troll

>> No.25336292

>>25334946
What are you planning on doing for work? I recommend something in the trades. Get in with a company that is growing and you can see that has upward mobility. Then kick ass and move up.

I did this, I didn't go to college and make $130k/yr, it took awhile to get here but I feel like I'm doing a lot better than most and also took a different path than many.

>> No.25336307

>>25336014
judging from the syntax of your text posts a coding job is not for you.

>> No.25336421

im getting a bachelors in human development while not having to work AT ALL because military vet..picture this...4 years of no working hard but just being someones play thing while making many friends and doing cool stuff like traveling world and shooting guns and thennnnnnn 4 years of fucking free college AND money for rent and food...i plan on getting a cdl and becoming a trucker or some shit if i dont find a way of life with my degree. i may even get a masters in social work paid for by my state because they pay for college for vets just like the gi bill except they dont pay you money to live..anyone who is clueless on life but won join the military is dumb. i was a clueless 23 year old and guess what i signed the dotted line and really enjoyed life for a couple years while enlisted.

>> No.25336450

>>25336292
well likely some office job or something you do on a laptop lol. trades give me anxiety. im not like weak or anything. I just dont want to suck the foreman off and my body is already under enough stress day to day.

>> No.25336456

>>25336421
Wtf is human development you useless piece of shit?

>> No.25336488

>>25336450
Body is under stress? From what? Yeah if you say something like that you can get right the fuck off of my crews now

>> No.25336492

>>25336188
35 per year of service per month
so 10years x 35= 350 per month
give or take depends on how old the person is
when they start withdrawing

>> No.25336506

>>25336220
>refuses decent advice
>"hey thanks for the scam bro I'll look into it"
Literal pottery

>> No.25336520
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25336520

>>25336014
Good luck and git gud, its not easy

>>25336307
pajeets dont know english either and they can code million dollar scams like there's no tomorrow.

>> No.25336534

>>25336421
too much anxiety man :/ and i love my freedom and just living in the moment. maybe if things were a little different i wouldve considered it. I know a girl that was in it too and she was kinda clueless as well

>> No.25336571

>>25336488
hahaha i loled id probably curse out the foreman on the 2ndd day xD

>> No.25336603

>>25336571
Y-your just trolling right? Please tell me you don’t have kids

>> No.25336634

>>25336603
nope x2

>> No.25336659

>>25336634
And your sure you don’t have mental issues?

>> No.25336689

>>25336659
This thread reads like a tranny blog post

>> No.25336711

>>25334946
>>25336156
>>25336421
Military isn't a bad option OP, i took this route as well, after my contract I came back with a bunch of IT certs and sec+ certs, as well as security clearance and a bunch of credits applicable to college, you get all this while also getting paid a good wage, it may seem like low wage, but you have all your expenses taken care of, so you can save most of your money, i came out with 42k + 21k roth tsp, the military is the greatest welfare program there every was, as long as you're not retarded you can easily transition into a middle class lifestyle with a good job

>t. 17C did 4 years now work cybersec

>> No.25336716
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25336716

>>25334946
Learn programming! As a programmer you will always have a well paying job.
Do sports daily! It makes you healthy, confident and appealing to women.
Read Jordan Peterson's 12 Rules book! It gives you meaning and directions.

>> No.25336718

>>25336689
Yeah that’s what I’m thinking. Either a tranny or a bipolar dude

>> No.25336767

>>25336292
What’s the industry/career/ job??

>> No.25336774

>>25336456
something that i knew i would be able to gain a degree in while interesting me because i have childhood trauma and abuse and education is important. knowledge is power. im helping myself you stupid jealous fuck ha.

>> No.25336790

>>25334946
don't compare salary's to anyone alse. that's not important if your getting by. your not dead in the sand box your not toiling in a field as a slave you don't have the coof.

>> No.25336851

>>25336711
good job! i knew of all those oppurutnities while enlisted but i was lazy and more concercned with making friends and having fun as i was a bullied outcast prior to enlistment. i had secret clearance, was hazmat certified while enlisted. also earned a NAM on my second deployment for my logisitic tracking skills. good stuff for a resume.

>> No.25336866

>>25336774
Knowledge is not power you fucking moron. It’s what you do with knowledge. You majored in something completely useless. If you have trauma go see a therapist not waste your potential In mommy training.

>> No.25336917
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25336917

This thread is so cringe to read

Just do some magic mushrooms and travel the astral plane. The Devine will intervene and will guide you. You will learn some valuable lessons. What you do with that information is up to you. Everything else is just background noise.

Good vibrations

>> No.25336931

>>25336866
you have no idea what life is. stop being mad at me. forgive yourself YOU STUPID FUCK

>> No.25336965

>>25336931
You will never be a woman.

>> No.25336980

>>25336965
i dont want to be a woman wtf are you talking about?

>> No.25336987

>>25334946
>been dealing with bullshit my whole life and thats why I am broke
>dropped out of college because my personal life was interfering too much

Cope..

"Started making progress as a man" ??? Wtf does this even mean?

But to answer your question it ENTIRELY depends on where you live.. job opportunities, cost of living, etc.

>> No.25336998

>>25336931
For real tho, where do you get to work with that degree?

>> No.25337014

>>25336980
>studies human development
You may as well be a tranny

>> No.25337026

Just buy link and stfu. U can retire at age 25.

>> No.25337030

>>25336998
its a prepatory degree for a masters ideally.

>> No.25337055

>>25337014
iniaties arguments in a thread where someone asks for advice. obviously hates something about himself or his life so chooses to bully others. i feel sorry for you..

>> No.25337084

>>25337030
>will waste his time on masters in a useless degree
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don’t forget I want my burger with no onions.

>> No.25337106

>>25337084
>uses the fake laughing cope to try to win petty arugment

>> No.25337129

>>25336506
Kek. I hate faggots like this. NGMI and deserve the worst.

>> No.25337151

>>25337055
>your just making fun of my terrible choices because you hate yourself.

Like I said if you have trauma go see a therapist.

>>25337106
It wasn’t fake. Get a real degree while you can dummy.

>> No.25337155

>>25337084
a masters in social work is useless? while i literally save peoples lives you will continue to do whatever the fuck it is that makes you feel so superior. im thinking forman or something like was mentioned earlier. you need to feel superior to fill your role. i hope your doing it for a good reason like feeding your kids otherwise your just an asshole.

>> No.25337188

>>25337151
why do you feel the need to put others down? what did i do to you? did your father not approve of you until you appeased him? do you feel accomplished? are you happy with your life choices. how overweight are you.

>> No.25337204

>>25337155
I'm rooting for you and and your academic development, anon - if only so that you'll learn how to write.

>> No.25337229

>>25337151
calls earning a bachelor of science for free while getting paid to do it a terrible choice. literally like wow dude you are so fucked in the head. but its ok i understand people like you man.

>> No.25337231

>>25337155
Yes, a masters in human development is absolutely useless. Homeless people have those here. I’m a software engineer at a Goldman Sachs.

>> No.25337273

>>25337229
You could be earning an actual fucking degree for free. Instead your literally wasting time on a degree you know is useless.

>> No.25337298

>>25337273
oh shit.....IM WAASTING MY TIME. FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE THANK YOU!

>> No.25337321

>>25337273
what should i do??? help tell me you have the answers i can tell!

>> No.25337325

>>25337298
Your welcome now get it together you future bum.

>> No.25337350

go to college and get and ROTC scholarship you fucking retard, its that easy they will pay for everything for 4 years. Any University in PA will accept you its easy as fuck you dumb nigger

>> No.25337400

>>25337321
Get a degree that pays and learn psychology in your spare time like someone with at least 90 iq would do.

>> No.25337422

>>25337204
thanks i know how to type just finished my english course with an A actually. im just speed typing arguing with a coward.

>> No.25337458

I was in a similar position a few years ago at 23. Lied to by the society of jewish media and dumb women, with no strong men to tell me the truth and guide me. I was aimless and apathetic, dropped out of college and on a whim took some welding classes. Now I make decent money and am trying to DCA into ETH before Im priced out.

>> No.25337474

>>25337400
what degree, im gona save some time and just say that for every thing you say im going to say " and then what" because if your gona tell me how to live my life you better tell me how to live my life l oh fucking l

>> No.25337478

>>25337350
I always laughed at the ROTC nerds marching around the place but they are almost certainly in a better position than I am now with my dumb humanities degree. Good for them.

>> No.25337523

>>25337474
Ah the nihilist mentality. Ok good luck with your shit life find a good place to spend my tax dollars.

>> No.25337576

>>25337523
wait i thought you were gona save me...what happened? bro i need to know what degreeeee!

>> No.25337629
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25337629

Ask this guy >>25337406

>> No.25337636

>>25335565
Its becoming more and more apparent why you’re unemployed dude. Nut up and stop being such a whiny bitch.

>> No.25337649

>>25337576
A degree in something that pays. If your getting free school then take advantage of this is /biz/ if you want philosophical advice your in the wrong place. I’ll probably have to step over you in 20 years.

>> No.25337660

>>25337523
>
you sound mad that im going to school for free..well i earned it. so why be mad at me? your not the first person ive met. you are bitter about having to 9-5. its ok its what you chose do not be upset.

>> No.25337689

>>25337649
i dont want advice nor did i ask for it. i literally gave op adivce like he asked then you sharked on me for no reason. check yourself dude baka. you might end up getting punched if were in person.

>> No.25337706

>>25337660
I make over 100k a year I’m just giving you common sense advice. Your degree is trash your wasting your time. I had 4 years of school free also guess what I did? Not fuck it up.

>> No.25337725

>>25336917
you as well homie

>> No.25337735

>>25337706
oh now you wana act friendly. your pathetic.

>> No.25337769

>>25337706
you realize money is not the goal right? not my goal. why are you trying to give me advice from your perspective when you do not understand anything from mine.

>> No.25337773

>>25334946
>>25335104

Learn grammar, nobody is going to hire you or take you seriously if you don't take the time to speak decently. A typo here and there is fine, but you don't seem to give a shit about the language you use, so why would I hire you or give a shit what you think? Quit listening to rap all the time and read a fucking book, anon.

>> No.25337787

>>25337689
Yeah I’m not scared of a human development major. If you want to pursue your career in that have fun also I suggest you invest in a good tent to sleep in.

>>25337735
I’m not acting friendly. I just enjoy telling you how useless you are to the world. I’m going to have to pay for your lifestyle anyways might as well get something out of it.

>> No.25337809

>>25337773
dude..go fucking jackoff or seomthing like what is wrong with you. seriously why are you so pathetic that you have to trty to tell me everything i do is wrong? you are a bad person. simple as that. i truly feel sorry for your family or anyone that has to be subservient to you...

>> No.25337835

>>25337787
yea man your pathetic...hating the next man. for no reason. never met you never hurt you. you make good money why you actin like its an issue? make less money pay less taxes you crybaby bitch lul.

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>>25334946
>Please every piece of advice is appreciated im here to learn. Thank you
>>25337809
>dude..go fucking jackoff or seomthing like what is wrong with you. seriously why are you so pathetic that you have to trty to tell me everything i do is wrong?

I guess you really can't fix retarded.

>> No.25337887

>>25337809
Think you meant to reply to me? I know you are very low iq as your majoring in human development aka a major where you could just watch Freud docs. So you could be mistaken me with another poster due to that.

>> No.25337924

>>25337872
>being the guy that thinks winning the arguement is saying "they're*"

i made another type yall mad.

>> No.25337926

>>25337835
If you think 100k is good money at 26 wait till you see me at 36.

>> No.25337962

>>25337926
ok ill wait..on second no i wont because i dont give a fuck about you because im not worried about the next man. have a good night.

>> No.25337980

>>25337926
100k at 26 is great, anon; I'm 29 and I make 72k, hate my job, but I make amazing art and music and I love banging my hot girlfriend, I want for nothing except more crypto.

>> No.25337988

>>25337962
Yes you will because I use the drive through at McDonald’s from time to time.

>> No.25338027

>>25337924
I'm just telling you to not type like a ghetto retard and people might take you more seriously, I have a bad habit of casting pearls among swine, but another anon here might not be as thickheaded as you and take a listen.

>> No.25338054

>>25337924
Repeat after me

>Would yall like fries with that?

Try not to burn yourself to much on the hamburger grease, Jamal

>> No.25338070

>>25335291
This is good advice

>> No.25338074
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>>25334946
get cloud certified by Amazon or Google anon. It's pretty cheap (especially compared to college).

Once certified, you could make 70k-80K immediately, with room to grow.

All old companies are looking for help on cloud migration.

https://cloud.google.com/certification/

>> No.25338154

>>25337629
lmao i been lurking in this thread