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25311987 No.25311987 [Reply] [Original]

I need a girl to spend my money. I'm a nerd, I like to read and program. I don't want to waste months picking a house and all that shit.
I can live on <1000$ a month, I have literally no use for this.

It's like if I got 100000 candles, if somebody scams me out of 50000 candles but does me a service managing the rest, that's even fine to me too. I mean what the fuck do I need candles for. Same with money. Sure I can travel around and read my papers somewhere else, but nobody is stopping me. In the end of the day, money seems to only have the purpose of 1. secure a good life for the senpai and 2. reinvest (which is somewhat paradoxical, since it means there's actually no point in more money than you need to failsafe things and a small luxury items)

Somebody who enjoys using money would be a perfect fit for me. She just should be good with kids, be good looking to show off, and stick around.
Where do I find a good girl like that, what's their characteristics?

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25312013

>>25311987
> I'm a nerd, I like to read and program.
shut up you faggot

>> No.25312071

>>25311987
>Where do I find a good girl like that, what's their characteristics?
They don't browse /biz/ for one

>> No.25312078

>>25311987
Consider suicide

>> No.25312081

Hey sweetie,
You sound like the type of man Im looking for, how about u give me some contact data?
Love,
Lauren

>> No.25312089

>>25311987

> arab hairy arms

yikes.

>> No.25312099

damn you must really suck as a person if you're willing to literally throw money at a woman, yet your still alone.

>> No.25312102

>>25311987
>I'm a nerd, I like to read and program.
neck yourself loser

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>>25312013
fpbp. Stop being a gay faggot homo OP.

>> No.25312119

>>25311987
You should give your money to Israel and Palestine instead

>> No.25312120

What in the everliving fuck am I reading? Just fucking set your money on fire if you're that dumb and without an iota of acumen.

>> No.25312176

>>25311987
a girl who enjoys spending, hmm.. tough one OP. 'outside' may be a good starting point tho. Protip: standing on the pavement waving bundles of cash does not good wimmins result guarantee either

>> No.25312181

>>25311987
This is actually fucking sad. Jesus.. So you want a girl, that is loving, want to spend your money but still be a good mother. Okay you are a nerd. Do you even talk to females ?.

>> No.25312184

Hi cutie want to cyber?
I am trad now. I’ve only taken 50 dicks.

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>>25312099
>yet your still alone
I mean it's lockdown here.

>if you're willing to literally throw money at a woman
I'm also willing to throw candles at people.
All I'm saying is that I think I should put the money to use but I don't want to waste time doing it (so someone else should do it).

>>25312181
I had a lot of sex... some years ago.

>> No.25312285

>>25311987
I can spend your money phaggot.
Although I already have $1.2M but I could take some autistic simps money to.
Hit me up bby <3

>> No.25312301

>>25312078
enlightened post

>> No.25312312

>>25312285
So what exactly do you spend it on? One thing is to spend a lot of time and reinvest is smartly, but that's circular logic.

Well anyway, if you guys don't have advice on how to approach this, I'll ask somewhere else.

>> No.25312404

>>25312312
what did you expect

>> No.25312431

I'm not a girl but I'll happily have some of your money

>> No.25312457

>>25312312
just go on onlyfans you pathetic simp hahaah

>> No.25312480

>I need a girl to spend my money
NGMI

>> No.25312488

>>25312404
Well at least I thought people were able to comprehend that it's about spending money for myself, not simping cash away. It's just a time management issue, it's quite formal

>> No.25312685

What did you expect posting on here? Your post reeks redditfag, so people will call you out on it. If you want an answer that doesn’t insult you for your beta male energy, go to Reddit.

>> No.25312744

>>25311987
>how do i find the average woman who won't respect me because i just give them literal spending money all the time and will definitely never ever leave me

Go fucking kill yourself, kike

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>>25312488
why not just an assistant then? Hire a designer, a stylist, etc. if you don't want to waste time on those decisions and have money to burn.
at least be honest with yourself about what your really wanting here.

>> No.25312838

>>25312745
designer or stylist? I don't know of any autist services that manages selecting a house for you, but I'd be interested

>at least be honest with yourself about what your really wanting here.
I don't follow

>> No.25312888

>>25312089
>reddit spacing
>faggot behaviour
you need to go back

>> No.25313056

>>25312838
>I don't know of any autist services that manages selecting a house for you
thems called 'real estate agents' anon.

>> No.25313135

>>25311987
Add me on Disc, "kyuu#0088"

>> No.25313174

>>25311987
Just get a pet, incel

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25313195

What do you know about DuckDAO?

Found Medium article about their Crypto Incubator, seems safe, share your opinion about it.

>> No.25313544

>>25312013
Fpbp

Go back to fucking Gayddit you faggot

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>>25311987
i want her to suck and swallow whenever I want.

>> No.25313617

>>25311987
spend your money on hookers instead.

>> No.25313780

>>25312013
/thread

>> No.25313820

>>25313780
>>25312112
>>25313544
Non-coder getting jelly.
Learn to code faggot.

>> No.25313874

Why does /biz/ cope so much in face of someone who understand the meaninglessness of making money for the sake of making money?

>> No.25313889

>>25311987
>Where do I find a good girl like that, what's their characteristics?
Philippines, don't expect a high IQ but they are perfect for cooking, cleaning and taking care of the kids. They are always happy regardless how poor or how shitty is their life, but they are terrible with money, you have to manage every single cent or you will go broke in 2 weeks, they are turbo communists, every time they have 50 bucks they either throw a party (fiesta) or give it away to help someone else.

>> No.25314005

>>25311987
Bro, from another coder with a six figure salary, you don't pay for women in money. You pay for women in time.
I've been on "vacation" all week. Think I'm playing video games and jerking off in a glorious recreation of my college years? Nope, because my girlfriend decided she wants to take a vacation too, so now I'm listening to my girlfriend endlessly talk about what we're going to do, hogging to couch to watch Netflix, etc.
I'm literally typing this from a parking lot in McDonald's because it's the one place I can be away from her. Even when I go to coffee shops, she'll get bored at home and want to come an hour later.
It's not a meme that we men in relationships envy the fuck out of you single men.

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>>25313889
>turbo communists

>> No.25314372

>>25312745
this is a good idea
>do shopping, light administrative work, errands
>etc