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Hey guys, wage cuck here suddenly realizing the vast potential of the stock market. I've got 1k to throw down right now and I need some solid, sound advice on what to do with it. Thanks in advance!

>> No.25267233

Why that girl sweat is so white and dense?

>> No.25267234

Buy kneepads

>> No.25267263

Get your emergency fund to 3-6 months, put the remainder into SPY for now, and lurk more in smg.
If you want to go the crypto route, go BTC/ETH and lurk much, much longer here.

>> No.25267288

>>25267215
>tattooed
>cheap polyester costume
boner is kill

>> No.25267297

>>25267215
That's a man

>> No.25267299

>>25267215
who is this cute boy?

>> No.25267308

>>25267215

esa mujer es una puta!

>> No.25267314

>>25267263
Okay fine I'll be more helpful. Do the opposite of this.
Imagine being such a koala bear as to buy stocks or bitcoin

>> No.25267425

>>25267263
Emergency fund is good to go

>> No.25267562

>>25267425
Then just put money in SPY until you've lurked enough to take more risks. Then take small risks, $500 or so, picking stocks.
You can't learn until you risk your own money, and at the same time you have to start small, otherwise you'll blow yourself up early.

>> No.25267621

>>25267562
>BUY MY BAGS
>BUY MY BAGS
>BUY INDEX
>ITS SO SAFE BUYING A BLOWOFF TOP 10 YEAR BULL MARKET MEGAPHONE TOP PATTERN
>BUY BUY BUY STOCKS.
>WHEN I SAY STOCKS
>YOU SAY RISK FREE
>STOCKS
>...

>> No.25267655

Can someone PLEASE give me the SAUCE

>> No.25267674

The only thing preventing me from killing myself is the hopes that shit will hit the fan and I'll get to kill other people too.

>> No.25267675

>>25267233
I think someone play joke and splash milk in her face.

>> No.25267714

>>25267562
Great advice, thanks a ton anon

>> No.25267971

Heres a few:
- Manganese X (ticker: MN)
- Hyliion (ticker: HYLN)
- Social Capital Hedosophia Hldg Corp III (Ticker:IPOC)

>> No.25268041

Tesla, bitcoin, chainlink. Its that easy

>> No.25268105

>>25267215
What the fuck? stocks? buy bitcoin you retard

>> No.25268515

>>25267674
just kill someone now pussy

>> No.25268667

SOUURRCE

>> No.25268756
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25268756

Stocks are dead kid unless you can pick and stick with diamonds in the rough. The only stock I hold is Jumia. Ape in and pump my $13 bags on it. You should get bluechip crypto like BTC/ETH/FARM/PNK.
Your emergency fund is dogshit unless that is your pet-name for your whole bitcoin.

>> No.25268797

>>25268756
How can someone recommend 2 of the best erc20s but still think btc and eth are worth holding?

>> No.25269280

>>25267215
thats a man