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Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:10:12 2020 No.25262846 [DELETED]

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I shit my pants at school yesterday. Plus it was really hot out and I started to sweat. I'm 18 years old and I'm 277lbs so I sweat really easily. Plus my face is greasy and I have huge man tits. And I wear lame clothes that make me look like a loser. Anyway I was sitting next to this really hot chick when I was trying to squeeze my ass cheeks together to try not to fart. I didn't have the strength to hold it. But it wasn't a fart that came out. It was warm shit butter. And it went all over my briefs. I couldn't move. Every time I went to shift my ass, I felt the steaming pile press against my ass flesh. I started to notice a smell right away. I knew for sure the girl next to me did too. I kept eyeballing her and I noticed that she was making strange facial expressions, as if she was smelling something bad. When class was over and I stood up, I had the uncomfortable and nerve tensing feeling of shit in my pants. I could swear that when I was walking, some of the shit dripped down my baggy jeans and down my legs. Oh God, it just happened yesterday. I hate myself. Everyone hates me. I smelled like shit through out the entire day. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:12:20 2020 No.25262907 >>25262846 sounds very similar to holding XRP desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:12:48 2020 No.25262917 >>25262846 get tested for autism. no, not because of your larp, but because you somehow had the kind of brain that could write that rancid story out. its not so bad, my sister is a tard. She is a pilot now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:13:01 2020 No.25262925 >>25262907 should I buy XRP? I want to be able to afford a gastric bypass eventually

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:14:33 2020 No.25262967 >>25262846 Best thread on /biz/. Don't be a cunt, janny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:14:52 2020 No.25262975 File: 7 KB, 249x223, 1607825005008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >oh no I shit my pants and now everybody hates me boo hoo try being a registered sex offender

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Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:15:37 2020 No.25263004

>>25262846
Dont worry bro, same here.
>shit pants 7th period
>everyone pretended not to notice
>no time to clean up because between class is 2 mins
>go to 8th period cupping the shit in my underwear so it doesnt drip
>take seat
>"today we work in groups"
>get group
>everyone pretends not to notice
>school lets out
>friend texts "hey my mom will be here to pick us up"
>fuck i have plans today to go over
>get in his moms car
>still no time to clean up
>everyone pretends not to notice
>go over to house
>ask to pee
>shit everywhere
>so much shit
>threw it in the trash can
>went back to hang out
Normies are so stupid i don't think they noticed thankfully

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:16:02 2020 No.25263026 >>25262846 Bullish for GME

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:16:14 2020 No.25263032 >>25262846 JOKEEO

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:16:16 2020 No.25263033 File: 68 KB, 238x161, 651498984384.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25262846 I thought fly was on my screen

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:16:19 2020 No.25263034 File: 40 KB, 403x430, ED9174DF-3050-473A-83D8-848D0F43C3FD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You went to school on Sunday?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:17:54 2020 No.25263080 File: 277 KB, 610x862, spider crawl.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25263033

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:18:09 2020 No.25263086 >>25262846 Sell it to onlyfans as authentic belle Delphine used-wear. Charge 20,000$ for the shitty underwear. Some simpcel will buy it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:18:37 2020 No.25263100 File: 5 KB, 250x224, pepewhat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25263034 I live in Australia

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:19:15 2020 No.25263118 File: 596 KB, 800x546, 89DB6882-E361-457C-88CF-5E0AF47D3C39.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25262846 And get those flies off your face!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:19:49 2020 No.25263129 >>25263004 >everyone pretends not to notice >i dont think they noticed wdhmbt

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:21:14 2020 No.25263158 File: 27 KB, 350x335, 1398469523698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25263100 >Aussie Figures. King of shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:21:32 2020 No.25263165 >>25262846 just an average day in mumbai thanks for the educational experience

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:21:47 2020 No.25263172 >>25262917 dilate >>25262975 have sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:22:48 2020 No.25263198 >>25262975 Lmao what did you do anon?

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Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:23:16 2020 No.25263208
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>>25262846
I wet the bed until I turned 18. I think it's because I have autism. Always wore this little buzzer thing that would beep when you peed your pants. Now I am rich from shitcoins. God has a weird sense of humor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:23:29 2020 No.25263213 File: 150 KB, 400x499, 1171898403561.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25263158 nice file name can't believe we're at 16... already

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:23:36 2020 No.25263216 >>25262975 make your own thread now it's story time

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Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:24:50 2020 No.25263252

>>25263129
Normies will always bend to the alpha. That was the story of how i became kang. Those bitches smelled my literal shit and kept their mouths shut to not offend me as i offended them so deeply. Afterwards the next day i metaphorically throat punched all of them with my longer than 4 inch schlonger. They didnt notice because i didnt want to hear them whining and me and they sensed my power level.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:27:43 2020 No.25263338 File: 34 KB, 633x758, 1559917229794.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25263213 where did all of the time go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:28:24 2020 No.25263367 File: 200 KB, 1252x1252, pepesnorlax.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25262975 I touched my sister once when I was 12 and she was 11, pretty sure she liked it what did you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:30:03 2020 No.25263421 >>25263213 lol cats can't be professors

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:32:15 2020 No.25263491 File: 6 KB, 250x244, pepe 1990 time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25263338 i don't know but i don't like it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:35:37 2020 No.25263598 >>25263100 Anon there’s no school right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:36:23 2020 No.25263620 File: 177 KB, 367x321, pepesob.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25263598 there is for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:38:27 2020 No.25263682 This thread gave me a giggle

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:39:45 2020 No.25263723 >>25263421 Ever hear of the Cato Institute

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:40:18 2020 No.25263735 File: 86 KB, 743x560, apu cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25263421

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:41:54 2020 No.25263774 >>25262846 Based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:42:36 2020 No.25263794 File: 74 KB, 688x936, 1607907732107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25262846 You're not even in the top half of the worst stories here. You're in the right place, anon. Welcome home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:42:46 2020 No.25263798 File: 8 KB, 259x194, CHAD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25262925 >gastric bypass just do cardo and eat healthy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:43:41 2020 No.25263819 >>25263208 supposedly that means youre a serial killer

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:45:28 2020 No.25263870 >>25262846 Either this thread is a JOKE or you are the JOKE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:46:16 2020 No.25263889 >>25263819 You have no proof. Owning shitcoins is not a crime yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:47:18 2020 No.25263924 >>25262846 Assuming no LARP... where the fuck do you live? It's Christmas vacation, no schools are open here. Is this a pasta?

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Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:53:54 2020 No.25264102

>>25263889
Autism is an advantage for dealing with shitcoin. I'd imagine the rate of autism in crypto-made billionaires is much higher than average cost.
God doesn't have a weird sense of humour. It's just all linked. You pissed the bed to become rich from shitcoin. Godspeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:55:05 2020 No.25264136 >>25264102 * Than average population sorry my brain is full of money

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:10:03 2020 No.25264511 File: 45 KB, 771x553, 1421114942382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25263723

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:13:00 2020 No.25264572 >>25262975 story time, anon >>25263367 you had to register as an offender for this?