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Do women make good lawyers?

>> No.25250852

>>25250789
My God the tits on this wageslave

>> No.25250861

>>25250789
A very select few do.
Most just grew up watching law and order and fell for that meme.

>> No.25250875

No, but at my T6 law school they make up 60% of the class. Ljl

>> No.25250895

>>25250789
kokia daili kazarinė vilkyškių pieninė, neduok dieve!

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>>25250789

>> No.25250910

>>25250852
Now you know why she got the job. Boss is banging her. good for him.

>> No.25250921

Hey look, no engagement ring

>> No.25250956

>>25250789
I wonder why her old male bosses hired her when she doesn't seem to know what she's doing? Nice tits by the way.
They do for other women in divorce court.

>> No.25250958

>>25250789
is this a trump lawyer

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>>25250903
Case closed op

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>>25250789
>>25250852
>>25250861
>>25250875
>>25250895
>>25250903
>>25250910
>>25250921
>>25250956
>>25250958
>>25250981
depends if they bring in money

>> No.25251020

>>25250789
What a teasing, little slut!

>> No.25251064

>>25250789
Her smug "better than you" attitude is palpable. You know this is not about her.

>> No.25251084

>>25250789
White women - are not Jews!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmJX4QbPLss

>> No.25251109

>>25250789
she could literally dance on tikok and be set for the rest of her life. But nope she gets paid mega salary to waste

>> No.25251146

Nothing to be ashamed about for being bad at lying, deceiving, manipulating and kickbacking. Her problem is shes white, not that its a woman.

>> No.25251179

>>25251018
I have so many questions

>> No.25251231

If you have to ask a paralegal how to do something not filing related you are basically a few braincells from swallowing your own tongue.

>> No.25251274

>>25251231
>he doesnt let the paralegal (and google) do all the work
ngmi

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>>25251179
feel free to ask

>> No.25251296

>>25250789
Depends which sort of law. Family Law they excel at as they already have the upper hand over male lawyers due to institutional bias. Other fields I'd say it's fairly even. Depends on the sort of work and if a judge or magistrate is involved (uk). there's plenty of legal work which doesn't involve the courts, don't forget. technically they're all lawyers.

>> No.25251305

>>25250789
If you're fighting a divorce , or a sexual harrassment claim, that's what you need, anon.

>> No.25251312

>>25250910
Unironically this. When I first joined corporate world and met the girls getting paid the same wages as me despite having the reasoning of a middle schooler it's the only thing that made sense

>> No.25251354

>>25251285
In the Reich, there would be a very special place in the camp for people like him.

>> No.25251404

>>25251285
Good lad! Always put your toys away when you are done playing with them.

>> No.25251436

>>25251354
The Reich would be run by pussy-whipped nu-males?

>> No.25251440

>>25250789
I ended up having to spend a week in jail because my female lawyer didn't tell me that I had a promise to appear on my court date (all me previous ones were just my lawyer, I didnt have to be present in the court room). When I finally was able to get ahold of her (after 3 days in jail), she said:
>uhh idk anon, this is a pretty difficult situation, I might be able to get you out before your trial in 3-6 months

Then after talking to some people in my cellblock, I was recommended another lawyer. He had a line to call specifically if you were in jail and needed help asap. Called it, and he said

>*laughs audibly*, ok, so you want to fire her? I can handle that. I'll have you out by thursday (it was tuesday when I called him)

Come thursday when we were getting breakfast at 6:30, I was called out of the line and told I was being released. Then he got the prosecution to drop all my charges within a month, without having to go to a trial. My experience is anecdotal, take from it what you want.

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>>25251440
based

>> No.25251539

>>25251436
He means he would be going to the Reich's reeducation camps so he could concentrate.

>> No.25251585

>>25250789
dont marry anons
this is what you will have to deal with and give money to when you divorce

>> No.25251594

>>25251496
KEK

>> No.25251614

>>25250789
and to think she could be living on the countryside raising a family of 5 children teaching the females how to stay tidy and cook delicious meals using meat/vegetables grown on the farm by her sons who learned how to till the land from their father.
But no that sounds absolutely miserable you will be a much happier women stuck working 12 hour days in an office where you have a natural disadvantage to men. TRUST ME

>> No.25251816

>>25250789
when did women start thinking that they are funny?

>> No.25251848

>>25251614
you are fucking retarded if you dont think this is hell for the sons

>> No.25251884

>>25251816
It's not really about being funny, it's just an excuse to pose and look cute in front of the camera. That's the only reason she's doing it.
Carefully selected her tightest top too.

>> No.25251917

>>25250875
is going to law school worth it if you're smart but not t14 biglaw smart? i'm an accountant, 3.8 gpa undergrad, 3.9 gpa masters. i want to make more money. i want to do boring shitlaw stuff and make $120k.

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>>25250789
>calls the paralegal
I am a paralegal with 10 years experience and I basically run the office, new associates who fuck with me get their bonuses ganked and have to apologize publicly. 1st year lawyers don't know shit and many will be gone before their 3rd anniversary. Still make shit money tho, im basically a JD without the paper and they bill me out as such, but too old to do 4 years of law school

>> No.25252226

>>25251917
>i want to do boring shitlaw stuff and make $120k.
Unless you have a connection you will be selling phones for life. You cannot survive as a solo, put that out of your head. If you have a guaranteed job waiting for you go for it but its very unpleasant work.

>> No.25252246

>>25252152
isn't it 3 years? and why not do one of those nights and weekends part time programs?

>> No.25252252

>>25250789

I applaud her for pursuing an honorable occupation.

>> No.25252281

>>25252226
that sucks. i guess law really is a race to the bottom. i should just open my own bookkeeping firm and force myself to learn taxes, but fuck do i hate accounting.

>> No.25252376

>>25250789
My aunt is one, apparently she’s a good prosecutor. I can see it too, she’s a huge bitch.

>> No.25252405

>>25252246
>isn't it 3 years? and why not do one of those nights and weekends part time programs
I'm too busy with family and I work long hours. I don't have the energy for any of that and am the sole breadwinner. >>25252281
>that sucks. i guess law really is a race to the bottom
You said it brother. I wish I could go back and do something else but I'm stuck. There really are too many lawyers, it's not a meme. Law firms are terrible places to work and lawyers are cunts, no exceptions. I have had to become a much shittier person just to be able to cope with the shit that comes my way. If you have any other options do something else.

>> No.25252560

>>25251614
It’s not 18th century anymore dude
We can’t just erase industrial revolution from history books and go back to monkey

>> No.25252585

>>25251354
Chief of the camp.

>> No.25252672

>>25250789
>not showing tits
Don't bother wasting your times bros

>> No.25252823

>>25251440
Anyone not expecting a female to be absolutely incompetent from the get go deserve their demise, good on you for waking up anon.

>> No.25252878

>>25251848
working the land is hell for the son?
then why do the rich and elite do it FOR FUN
fucking kike

>> No.25252919

>>25252560
kys tranny

>> No.25252927

>>25252560
you realize women were never a part of the workforce and never needed to become a part of the workforce.
It all started to destabilize the american family and it is very clear how effective their strategy is

>> No.25252949

>>25250910
That’s a man

>> No.25253043

>>25252560
Your blind if you can't tell woman entering the workforce and taking birth control isn't rat poison for a civilization that isn't a hellscape.

>> No.25253240

>>25251285
Montresor!

>> No.25253407

>>25250852
Fun fact; female Wageslaves are the mammalian species where the breast constitute the highest percentage of the body mass.

>> No.25253527

>>25250789
Big fucking milkers

>> No.25253572

>>25251917
>>25252281
Go into Tax law or patent law, you'll make 6 figures literally wherever you go. Just keep in mind you do need to make some connections, so no shit make a linked in and go to the career fairs and chat up your professors and shit. The 10 minutes you spend per week doing this will secure you a job. If you don't do it, you will be unemployed.

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>>25253572
Bad idea. Never trade time for money. Pleb.

>> No.25253624

>>25250789
built for the bbc

>> No.25253625

>>25250895
ka cia pezi romka

>> No.25253667

>>25251496
Topkek

>> No.25253703

>>25253622
He wants to do it sir

>> No.25253747

>>25250789
this is why bitcoin is guaranteed to be 1M.

all the subsidised jobs that cause massive waste and inflation which 70% of gov and female LGBTQ etc, miniority blah blah, all of that will be arbitraged into BTC which cannot be forced to spend its capital on anything but best use

>> No.25253760

>>25250789
She should be baking cookies... with a baby in her belly. What the fuck is she doing there?

>> No.25253766

>imagine publicly calling yourself a shitty lawyer

>> No.25253840

>>25252152
told old why it should be easy for you at this point

I just finished my MD and I/m 40+ (also have Law)

>> No.25253878

>>25253572
M&A also earns a lot, but you'll be a soulless slave for at least 350 days a year

>> No.25253922

>>25253760
imagine the sheer size of those mammaries when she's up the duff, by god i would spend days ejaculating inside that womb and milking those puppies into my mouth
good lord

>> No.25253941

>>25251285
>Not defecating into the hole after putting that thing at the bottom

Seems wasteful.

>> No.25253952

>>25253572
I think tax law is pretty based.

You get to fuck the govt every day out of the one thing they need to exist.

If fits well with my philosphy

>> No.25253971

>>25251018
>SAUCE

>> No.25254007

>>25252152
no one cares, file this brief and get some coffee for the office.

>> No.25254149

I can answer with an example. And clearly the answer is no they take sides:
Emily D Baker is a youtuber and lawyer. She commented that Gabi Dimartino who posted CP for $3 on OF isnt guilty of a possession crime because she didnt intent to possess something illegal AND more over sell it to thousands of unsuspecting people. While i wholeheartedly have been libertarian and agree possession isnt a crime my whole life this Emily Baker shithead isnt libertarian. Shes simply happy to use our ideals that possession isnt a crime because the defendant is a literal stacey.

>> No.25254271

>>25250789
>spending an hour making this tiktok instead of billing clients
bitch is out of this firm after 12 months.

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>>25250789
>>25250852
>make her your dairy cow
>"work" by trading crypto and "marketing" or some other meme shit
>sponge off of her while getting rich and turning her into a clown car for your kids

Too bad she's like 30, better hurry and pump her full of babies before her eggs go rotten.

>> No.25254313

>>25250789
They make good global homo lawyers which is what jews want