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25209905 No.25209905 [Reply] [Original]

i like beans. theyre an easy protein when you have nothing else to eat. but the farts are really annoying

is this a genetic thing? or does everyone have uncomfortable farts all day?

>> No.25209914

shit i meant to post this on /ck/

>> No.25209919
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25209919

Beans are toxic

>> No.25209939

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jannies im trying. please don't hurt me

>> No.25209948

>>25209905
I don't from beans, but I get lots of gas from dairy especially cheese

>> No.25209954

>>25209905
to answer your question correct within an acceptable error margin you would need to question a lot of people; since you want to know if 'everyone' has this problem. I would narrow your question down. eg: do all people living in texas have x problem? that way, you can question a smaller sample to generalize a statement about your population.

>> No.25209957

>>25209948
lactose intollerant kek

>> No.25209982

>>25209905
RSR holders don't

>> No.25209985

Can confirm - beans make me feel bloated

>> No.25209991

>>25209905
The digestive issues come because beans are toxic when undercooked, especially raw. Beans should be soaked days in advance and then cooled over many hours to break down the anti nutrients within them

>> No.25209998

They have a protein or sugar in that makes you gassy lethicin or something it only breaks down in lower intestine thats why you rinse them in cold water or take an enzyme pill that helps break it down

>> No.25210030

>>25209905
Just don’t be annoyed, anon. Let the gas flow. Farts actually release alpha pheromones that attract women. After a while, they crave the distinct bouquet of notes from an alpha chad fart and get depressed. A few even suicide.

>> No.25210042

>>25209905

You need to rinse them with water.

>> No.25210113

>>25209905
I get real gassy and irritable when my shitcoins don't moon.

>> No.25210167

>>25209905
your farting cause your not used to them, they generate a bacteria in your gut that is very good for you as it protect you against Renal, Gastric, prostate and Colon Cancer. Also breast cancer if your a femanon. Not to mention Antioxidants that help against ageing. They also protect against heart disease

The more you get used to them the less you fart.

>> No.25210178

I eat a bunch of them and never have farts. Eating the canned ones that are cooked already.

I love beans. Try this: fry some beef, onions and a pepper in a pan. then add tomatos that are mixed (so you have tomato water). Then add 4 cans of beans, salt, pepper and cook everything for 30 mins in the pan. Then enjoy your healthy fitness food.

>> No.25210204

>>25210178
Kidney beans obviously

>> No.25210218

>>25210167
it's not wishful thinking there are hundreds of studies proving the benefits of beans pulse and legumes

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25210227

>>25209991
>>25209998
>>25210042
>>25210178
i eat canned mostly. rinse them and still fart

>> No.25210231

If you fart it just means you need to eat them more regularly to get the bacteria in your bowels used to the fibre in them

>> No.25210260

>>25210227
OMG YES
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ITS CONFIRMED
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25210264

Use activated charcoal after eating mexican food, it absorbs the gas and lets you go on with your day fart-free
It's an important lifehack when you're prone to bloating

>> No.25210310

>>25209905
Humans are not all that good at digesting plants. Think of all the bioengineering we've done of modern fruits and veggies... The cauliflower for instance, it's not natural is was cultivated to be better for our consumption.. Yet still I have to cook the shit out of cauliflower just so it doesn't upset my stomach when I eat any amount of the stuff that would be filling.. Vegans are total retards.

Try eating just meat for a week or two... You won't fart or bloat at all because you digest it well and break down all of its nutrition.. It's good to have animals such as cows digest shitty plant matter for you first with their multiple stomachs, then get your nutrition from the cow.

>> No.25210353

>>25210310
Ok bro look i can see youre trying to be helpful here with the blog. But now let me hit you with the facts. I told my aunt clardy yfi would be almost double this price by eoy. And here we are. Not even close. So i need all you autistywisty faggots to stop typing about cauliflower and start buying yfi.

>> No.25210457

>>25210310
thanks just bought 500k

but yes i prefer meat. maybe ill buy a steak for tonight

>> No.25210502

>>25209905
The more often you eat them the less gassy you will get. The gut in your bacteria actually change depending on what you regularly eat. Also you can take an anti-gas pill like Beanzyne to reduce gas.

>> No.25211015

buy the bean dip.