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Uplink is a dual staking defi platform. It brings staking to Chainlink, something Sergei can’t do because he is addicted to Onlyfans and 500,000 dumps. It is made for and by LINK marines.

Whitelist your address here: t. me/ uplinkchat

Website: uplinkfi.biz

The Uniswap listing will be 2x the private sale.

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He told me once, when I was at the Chainlink office. “I’m their God,” Sergey muttered. “They believe in me despite it all. Despite the millions I take from them every time I dump.” I glanced around, realizing I was alone there. “It makes you hate them,” he continued. “Hate people.”

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He lingered and I wondered if he actually felt lonely then. Then he snickered and told me to dump more before returning to his office. The pornography blasted through the halls. Anal. The sound of balls slapping a woman’s vaginal lips echoed as I did as commanded, dumping more from his infinite wallets onto the market, sending the Bitcoin to his personal treasury, where he would blow it on Big Macs and Onlyfans.

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Wtf is this?