Sergey dumped 600K Link hours ago

[Anonymous No.25178825]

Convince me not to sell my stack because I am insanely tempted to do so. Sergey just dumped 600k link a few hrs ago and gave 500k link to some fucking larping blogger. I'm done.

https://etherscan.io/tx/0x015d11c78536d4e5937ab845dcab89b0b9281b5820eea77d390630fba33cb518

[Anonymous No.25178848]

>>25178825
uhm why should I convince you? just click sell

[Anonymous No.25178862]

>>25178825
500k link to some larping faggot blogger? Literally wut?

[Anonymous No.25178871]

Sell your double digit stacklet incel and then return to reddit.

[Anonymous No.25178876]

>>25178825
>gave 500k link to some fucking larping blogger
Not only does that harm the value but thats indicative of paid link shills. Its not even organic autism anymore, they have to pay for it.

[Anonymous No.25178882]

Lol you had 4 months to sell.

[Anonymous No.25178888]

>>25178825
he was doing this shit back in the $4 to $2 days which is why I got out. I come back and it's 13 dollars.

[Anonymous No.25178903]

>>25178825
fuck sergey and fuck chainlink. i'm done.

muh, heres a grant for a wordpress website. BRAAAAAPPPPPP 600k FLUSHHH

[Anonymous No.25178909]

>>25178871
It should be obvious the real galaxy brains got out at 20 knowing it was the top, while you lemmings fell for the whale trick "DRNS". All the way up, all the way down, youre going to miss it. Few people will actually make it rich off Link because selling anything when youre up is the hardest part. Thats what youre missing, you got the hot tip, you got in early but you never got experienced enough to take profit.

[Anonymous No.25178927]

>>25178882
>>25178903
>>25178909
you
had
two
years
incels

[Anonymous No.25178945]

IMAGINE PAYING $5 MILLION DOLLARS TO SOMEONE NAMED "THE LINK MARINE" WHO IS ALMOST CERTAINLY FROM /BIZ/ HAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IM SELLING THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.25178947]

>>25178927
Sure thing stormweenie. Have fun staying poor.

[Anonymous No.25178949]

>>25178927
give whitepill please

[Anonymous No.25178960]

>>25178876
it was never organic, how dumb are you

[Anonymous No.25178961]

>>25178825
>>25178862

[Anonymous No.25178977]

>>25178927
Can you actually speak to the fud, though? Because that's real. That really happened.

[Anonymous No.25178979]

>>25178961
i dont get it

[Anonymous No.25178980]

>>25178825
It's the yearly payment for another year of shilling on biz

[Anonymous No.25179005]

>>25178949
if you need a """"whitepill"""" you're a FOMO normie

[Anonymous No.25179034]

>>25178947
>yall niggaz is raycis n shiet
Fuck niggers and fuck amerishits. Hope chinks nuke them soon.

[Anonymous No.25179043]

>>25179034
Youre projecting, incel.

[Anonymous No.25179050]

>>25178876
> Its not even organic autism anymore
Linkies are retards confirmed.

[Anonymous No.25179080]

BAND is better and it was made by a gook ladyboy

[Anonymous No.25179089]

>>25178825
Why do you think that 600k is sergey?

[Anonymous No.25179103]

>>25179050
its over. we are really the next xrp. not talking about the SEC drama but he fact the community is full of delusional autist morons and a ceo who dumps $12M+ on the market weekly. I also wouldn't be surprised if they get fined or something from the SEC, let's be real for once

[Anonymous No.25179115]

>>25178961
Are you fucking kidding me? How do you know the 500k link is his adress and went to TheLinkmarine gtfo

[Anonymous No.25179123]

>tiny stacklet trannies need to fud over and over and over in a deluded attempt to get other stacklets to sell for their swings
So sad!

[Anonymous No.25179160]

>>25179123
Im in LTC since 25 and it feels very comfy. LTC has an actual use case and exists based on actual usage alone, you ever see anyone shilling for it? Stay poor.

[Anonymous No.25179565]

bump

[Anonymous No.25179746]

>>25178825
That's not Sergey's address nor a dev wallet, just some whale.
Also, there's no indication that 500k link were granted, we don't know the quantity. It's likely much much less. You're talking out of our ass.

[Anonymous No.25179768]

>>25179746
cope.

[Anonymous No.25179865]

>>25178825
Sell me your fucking stack and gtfo /biz/ the fud will soon be obsolete

[Anonymous No.25179873]

>>25179768
I don't mind FUD. I just don't like straight up lies.

[Anonymous No.25180334]

>>25178927
sold at $18.40 you fat fuck

[MrBearWolf No.25180411]

>>25178825
I WILL NOT CONVINCE YOU NOT TO SELL YOUR TINY FUCKING STACK. I REPEAT.. HOURLY, NO MINUTELY FUCKING REMINDER: NO PRICE ACTION FOR YOU LINKLETS THIS MONTH (December now kek) OR EVER
>mfw biz fell for the assblaster, landlord link, and drunkanon LARPs
>mfw Gonser brought on board to NDA the office harassment victims on the blockchain
>mfw Keenan Olsen "community manager" has a OKR about biz content (KEK?)
>mfw years, no DECADES will go by before R&D produces a working prototype. 3 years in, still not a final whitepaper
>mfw uptrend inevitable for chink coins BAND, DOS, and DIA that are months, no YEARS ahead in terms of development
>mfw brainlets don't realize they're being dumped on, or (MY FUCKING SIDES) think it's a good thing
>mfw MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS BINANCE HAVE 600K
mfw
MFW
MY FUCKING FEELINGS WHEN

[MrBearWolf No.25180450]

>>25180411
MFW I FORGET MY FACE

[Anonymous No.25180510]

>>25178927
cope

[Anonymous No.25180529]

>>25178825
That's not a dev wallet.

[Anonymous No.25180596]

>>25178888
That's why you are a retarded gorilla nigger.

[Anonymous No.25180644]

just bought more, fsggot

[Anonymous No.25180649]

>>25180596
You didnt even check the didgits u fucking retard,please fuck off

[Anonymous No.25180661]

>>25178825

Sergey is taking cues from Ripple, but doing it in a much less sophisticated and more overt way.

How much time do we have before the SEC notice LINK?

[Anonymous No.25180692]

>>25180411

Based.

[Anonymous No.25180723]

>>25180661
The SEC is going after Ripple for being a security.
The only way this happens is if you tell people "our coin will go up in the future".

Ripple did this constantly; Chainlink never did this, not even a single time.

[Anonymous No.25180801]

TheLinkMarine1 is a Kalergi shill.

[Anonymous No.25180833]

>>25178871
This desu

[Anonymous No.25180905]

>>25178871
Damn you guys are getting really angry now, why take it out on other people though?

[Anonymous No.25180930]

Looks like schwabies will eating the bugs too after all.

[Anonymous No.25180931]

>>25180801
Kalergi is based. The population of Europe must be homogenized.

[Anonymous No.25180947]

>>25179123
What /biz/ does has zero impact on the price either way. Keep coping though

[Anonymous No.25180962]

>>25180930
NOOOOOOOOOOO MUH FREEDOMS MUH HOOMAN RIGHTERINOOOOOOOOOS
pathetic

[MrBearWolf No.25181067]

>>25180723
>mfw paying twitter advocates to shill your coin is not considered promoting it
>mfw chainlink have multiple ones who talk about price all the time
>mfw he's forgotten 1keoy
>mfw sergey is probably deciding how many link to send cz for a new year present right now
MFW
MY FUCKING FEELINGS WHEN

[Anonymous No.25181453]

>>25180962
Retarded post but also based

[Anonymous No.25181738]

Just hodl, don't listen to seething normies. Most of the posters here don't even own crvpto, they are larpers who resent you for your foresight...

[Anonymous No.25182211]

>>25181738
stay poor holding russian tax haven erc-20

you had two weeks to sell near the top.

[Anonymous No.25182253]

wouldn't be surprised if Sergey has been dumping Link for the last few years to accumulate Bitcoin. Everybody knows Bitcoin is the only coin worth holding

[Anonymous No.25182574]

>>25178825
Serious question. Where are these going? There is not enough buy orders to absorb endless dilution like this right? No way, there is not enough volume to absorb week after week endless outflows

[Anonymous No.25182708]

>>25179103
>its over. we are really the next xrp. not talking about the SEC drama but he fact the community is full of delusional autist morons and a ceo who dumps $12M+ on the market weekly. I also wouldn't be surprised if they get fined or something from the SEC, let's be real for once
This feels like the most logical conclusion. There is zero transparency, not that any is owed, but its definitely feeling like a massive scam in so far as they got way to much money.
Even vitalik cashed out a shit ton of eth at 1500, it would be stupid not to, but it does feel like a whole lot of bullshit. Xrp was same, a few individuals controlling massive amounts is always going to go wrong, always.

[Anonymous No.25182820]

>>25181067
>twitter advocates
>multiple ones who talk about price
>1keoy

Are you having mental problems?
These people aren't Chainlink.

[Anonymous No.25183375]

>>25178825
You should sell.

[Anonymous No.25183561]

>>25180411
>>25180450
>>25181067
Fuck off fake bearwolf. Nice try tho, I wondered when someone would steal this faggots identity

[Anonymous No.25183599]

>>25178825
out since 17$. Anyone still holding this obvious scam should neck themselves immediately. Thanks for 500k you idiots.

[Anonymous No.25183614]

>>25183599
funny that the link spam pretty much died out after it topped out at 20

[Anonymous No.25183645]

>>25179160
>LTC has an actual use case
HAHAHAHA. what a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.25183648]

>>25178927
sold at 90k at 19 lmao where u at

[Anonymous No.25183674]

Imagine not cashing out at $12.

Sergey is reading this forum and seeing the hopium lol

Omg $11.30!!!!! Bullish af

Tomorrow: Omg $10!!! Buy more! Bullish af!!!

Jesus fucking christ. I've never seen so many stupid cunts in one thread I swear

[Anonymous No.25183721]

Chainlink is going nowhere.
A random nobody just doesn't end up in a room with the worlds biggest financial elite (head of IMF, G7-G20) members after starting a cryptocurrency company.
Here is a quick question to ask yourself: Have you seen Vitalik or Sergay in the same room with the IMF or G20 leaders? No? There's a reason for that.
Oddly enough the CEO of Ripple Labs has been seen in multiple pictures with the worlds financial leaders.
Something to think about as you continue to hold on to this coin. A whitepaper submitted by yourself to the WEF doesn't count as sitting in the same room.

[Anonymous No.25184641]

>>25178862

Kick ass

[Anonymous No.25184651]

>>25178825
Is LINK the new XRP? Maybe it's not too late to short

[MrBearWolf No.25184771]

>>25183561
>mfw he can't refute the fud
>mfw he tries to refute the fudder
>mfw he thought there was only one MrBearWolf
MFW
OUR FUCKING FACES WHEN

[Anonymous No.25184772]

>>25183721
This lol but continue w the
>Muh Xrp to 0

[Anonymous No.25184801]

>>25178825
We are currently in bitcoin season. Link will underperform bitcoin like most other alt coins.

[Anonymous No.25184828]

>>25178927
you had four (4) months

[Anonymous No.25184842]

>>25178825
He will dump them all, whats so hard to comprehend brainlet?

[Anonymous No.25184979]

>>25178909
The top at 20 really fucked me hard
I was drinking too much during the lockdown, and I had to check myself into rehab/detox for a week.
So I sold at $10 before I left thinking it would probably pull back anyway, so I might as well sit on the sidelines while I was away from my phone.
Of course the damned thing pumped to$20 while I was in there, and when I got out I fomo’d back in all the way down to $7 so that my average is now just under $10

I keep waiting for the piece of shit to moon thinking it’ll be my reward for getting sober.
Ha!

[Anonymous No.25185016]

>>25178862
In what world does someone need 6 million US dollars to run a fucking website. what a fucking joke fuck you sergey

[Anonymous No.25185042]

BUT MUH WEF! Lol the WEF partners with thousands of startups and reveals ton of retarded concepts. Just like the one company they advertised the blockchain on the water or some shit kek

[Anonymous No.25185119]

>>25184801
Link is underperforming everything bruh. quit coping.

[Anonymous No.25185547]

>>25178909
You know that if they got out at $20 after buying into the ICO, they are fucking brainlet traders. They could have made the same 40 month returns in a month on RAI Blocks and not been laughed at. Real fucking galaxy brains. Or, and listen, you are a shill.

[Anonymous No.25185553]

OH NO NO NO

LINKCONNEEEEEEECT

ITS OVER
LINK IS GOING TO ZERO! I SAY IT HERE... ZEEERO! ZERO!

[Anonymous No.25185576]

Holyshit this... the irony of u linkers talking about the schizos and how cripple kept dumping on them, this is fking funny

[Anonymous No.25185609]

>>25178825
this sirgay guy has a lot of nerve to be dumping on me ON CHRISTMAS

[Anonymous No.25185763]

can someone PLEASE explain what the fuck is going on here? Holy shit how is any price action supposed to happen when someone is fucking around with millions of coins. I've been in since 2 dollars and I'm gonna be sick if we keep going this way

[Anonymous No.25185853]

lost all my bitcoin to this scam fml

[Anonymous No.25185890]

>>25185763
You're falling for FUD and are a weak-minded, transitory faggot. Please sell your LINK.

[Anonymous No.25185902]

>>25185890
fuck you i am not selling i just wanna know what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.25185955]

>>25185763

Link oracle solution is fundamental. However teams management is a scam. It’s about time that Chainlink wll exitscam and another reputable company implements oracles. I wouldn’t be surprised if its Coinbase

[Anonymous No.25185974]

Buy zora ppl

[Anonymous No.25185980]

>>25181738
>WE BUILD SMART CONTRACTS
>THAT NOBODY USES
nice foresight kek

[Anonymous No.25185994]

>>25185016

Lol dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.25186051]

>>25185042
This. WEF was always a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.25186144]

PLEASE POST SERGEY EATING BIG MACS IF YOU THINK THIS IS ALL A SCAM TO MAKE A FAT GUY EVEN FATTER!

[Anonymous No.25186466]

"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile.

[Anonymous No.25186524]

I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.
After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."
Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.
Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.
I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

[Anonymous No.25186547]

I was at the fireside chat this week. At one point Tom called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Tom in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after Tom left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

[Anonymous No.25186596]

*tink tink tink*

Attention KIKES, CHINKS, and JEETS

I will NEVER, ever sell my Linkies. LINK at $5.00? Didnt sell.
LINK at $0.01? Didnt sell.
LINK at 10? 50?... 100? 200? 500?

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these linkies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $2000 per LINK... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man in Costco. Praise Sergey
and FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, NIGGERS, CHINKS, SPICS, and JEETS

[Anonymous No.25186673]

>>25186596

[Anonymous No.25186676]

>>25180962
Kek, fuck "rights"

[Anonymous No.25186718]

I didn't realize the only thing I was missing when I started my blog was $6000000

[Anonymous No.25186732]

Last night Ari Juels appeared to me in a dream. I told him how cool it was that he could appear before me like this but he just said "oh like you're forgot 216" I was taken aback and could only try and say "it means fourness right?" But he kept cutting me off by saying "fourness right? Fourness right?" and closing his hand shut in my face. My autism got the better of me and spaghetti started shooting from my hands, ears, and mouth as I tried to explain the connection between fictional stories and real life. He just chuckled to himself and walked away. I woke up drenched in sweat and pee pee poo poo.

[Anonymous No.25186753]

>>25178825
how do i get into the larping blog game?

[Anonymous No.25186757]

After Adelyn failed the spelling bee she was disowned by her family for committing a grave Chinese sin. Her father told her that he no longer had a daughter and the entire family turned their back on her. Distraught with nowhere to turn she headed back to campus her place of shame. It began raining then, silver streaks that hid her tears as she struggled to stay warm.
Sergey found her there at the library clutching a wet dictionary just trying to keep warm while memorizing the words. Sergey spoke to her in soft words that warmed her heart. Although Adelyn didn't know Sergey very well. He didn't look like a scammer; he just looked like a thin nerd that meant no harm.
Sergey saved her that day and brought her to a place where spelling doesn't matter. A place where people do as they please without worrying about knowing anything about the problems of the world.
And that place, frens, is ChainlInk, a new land of opportunity where problems that really don't exist are being solved. Adelyn says Sergey is a modern day Wittgenstein and orcales are his problem. Adelyn is not sure what an oracle is or why it's needed or even if it's needed but she still keeps that same dictionary on her bookshelf to remind her of that faithful first encounter with Sergey. The dictionary is faded and torn and really isn't much help but it still brings her warmth and that's what's most important.

[Anonymous No.25186867]

>>25179160

[Anonymous No.25186950]

>>25186757
>thin nerd
kek

[Anonymous No.25186953]

>>25182708
>not that any is owed
The SEC might disagree with you there

[Anonymous No.25186957]

>>25186867
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[Anonymous No.25186994]

3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

[Anonymous No.25187140]

>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling!"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it in after doing the same presentation, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed."

[Anonymous No.25187233]

the conference today revealed to the world the fat russian that runs this scam.
price has already tanked ten percent.
once it breaks through the five dollar resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone.
once it shoots through the 2.5 mark, unabated fear will ripe through all linkies, with all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching their fingers continuously while refreshing binance.
the 0.5 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue.
the final deluded nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in link will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to binance to salvage some self-respect.
the price will tank at this point to sub 0.5, and most probably sub i.c.o. levels.
from that day forward the stinky linkie wagecucking nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages.
stinky linkies will hold bags forever, with no job, no money, and no crypto.
i warned you linkies. there’s still time to get out. sell now. don’t be stinky, don’t be a linkie.

[Anonymous No.25187284]

Guys, how much longer do we have to suffer?

[Anonymous No.25187305]

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

[Anonymous No.25187345]

I was at eth denver the other day and I went to the bathroom to take a dump. Midway through this guy starts talking to me about smart contracts from the next stall. At first I didn't respond because I thought he was on the phone but then he knocked on my stall and repeated the question. I said "umm not really" but he just kept talking about psd2 and sibos and iso20022. I said okay thanks for the information (trying to be polite). Then he asked if I wanted a t-shirt and pushed it under the stall. I said umm no thanks but he kept insisting. When I tried to flush and got up to leave he was pounding at the door yelling something about big macs and 1k eoy. I couldn't leave and had to call the police before I could leave the stall. After the police dragged this official member of the Chainlink team away I opened the stall door and saw feces spread all over the door. There were massive hand and foot prints of shit everywhere. About a dozen shitty chainlink shirts were on the ground and I had to step over them to leave. Wtf guys is this normal for chainlink?

[Anonymous No.25187383]

>>25187305
I too am a gay muslim man and would love to join you in a chainlink with serg.

[Anonymous No.25187423]

>>25178945
low iq take
the interest in chainlink was never organic. sergey has been shilling this right here since pre-ICO
thelinkmarine is sergey himself or one of his associates. no money is being spent. just washed

[Anonymous No.25187499]

>>25186994
link is a scam but this is a top tier meme

[Anonymous No.25187696]

>Sergey waddles onto the stage to introduce the next speaker
>"Uh yeah, so, fundamentally... We invited Spencer to talk about how blockchain technology and smart contracts can help level the playing field for the poorest communities in America in an era of unjust socio-economic inequality"
>50 Cent - "in the club" plays
>Sergey gets down on one knee
>Spencer Dindu swaggers onto the stage in a haze of weed smoke, pants sagging
>"YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DAS RITE! WHATS GOOD SMART CON"
>The livechat is flooded with 'N' letters, Rory can't delete and block fast enough
>"AYO HOL UP WE DEM BLOCK CHAINS NOW"
>"SHIIIIIIEEEEEET WE GOT DEM CHAIN LINKS TOO, NAMSAYIN?"
>"BLACK LIVES MATTER WATERMELON ASS BITCH NIGGA"
>LINK dumps to zero on all pairs in an instant
>mass neet suicides EOY

[Anonymous No.25188287]

>>25183721
Schwab mentions link oracles in his book specifically, that's more than sitting in a room together

[Anonymous No.25188451]

>>25188287
Schwab is a delusional faggot.

[Anonymous No.25188474]

>>25188287
>T-THAT M-MUST B-BE C-C-CHAINLINK RIGHT? R-RIGHT??

[Anonymous No.25188480]

>>25188451
maybe, but he's an influential one

[Anonymous No.25188700]

>>25188474

[Anonymous No.25188764]

>>25185902
Hey kid. I've been in since early 2018 and I know what it feels like. Just remember 90% of link fud is from holders, some with enormous stacks. This psychological torture is your rite of passage.

[Anonymous No.25188888]

>>25188764
i'm very new to this. do you have any kind of estimate for how low it will go. i want to know how long to wait because poor

[Anonymous No.25188925]

>>25188888
W A S T E D
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[Anonymous No.25188942]

>>25188888
>green ID
>pents on a blue board about Vietnamese puppet performances

The spirit of kek is with you

[Anonymous No.25188971]

>>25188925
or a sign?

[Anonymous No.25188972]

>>25188700
>ctrl+f chainlink
>0 results

[Anonymous No.25189015]

>>25188972
try smartcontract

[Anonymous No.25189034]

>>25178825
Never trust a Russian

[Anonymous No.25189142]

>>25189034
yeah, fuck them i guess
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov

[Anonymous No.25189206]

Api3

[Anonymous No.25189223]

For anyone that is a brainlet, what's going on here is LINK hodlers are trying to make you sell your link so that they can buy it up. Anyone with room-termperature IQ who's read the whitepaper and can comprehensively understand crypto understands that chainlink is central to everything working. Chainlink dumped harder than some of the other top alts because faggots across platforms coordinated FUD that LINK would be next in line with the SEC. There is no evidence to support that, along with pretty much all other claims in this forum. I mean, just look how hard they're trying to get you to sell. Why would they care so much? There are two situations following selling your linkies: 1) the price goes up, and therefore they win and you lose,or 2) the price goes down, and they save you from losing money. Which do you think is more likely? Do you really think biz is inhabited by good-natured, humanitarians who would like to see you do well simply because it makes them feel good? I dont think so anon.

[Anonymous No.25189264]

it's because the mcrib is back

[Anonymous No.25189265]

>>25189223
Fudding on social media/biz has zero effect on the Chainlink price. Chainlink's price is controlled by whales and shills/fudders retroactively pretend that their behaviour made a difference so that they can feel significant.

[Anonymous No.25189338]

>>25181738
>>25181738
>only 106 nodes in a private KYC network
>out of those, 83 have ran 0 jobs (!)
>only 22% of the network is used
https://market.link/search/nodes

>only 255 data feed available after years of development
>99% are all price feeds
>out of those, only 10% have been used in the last hour, 90% of which were just a bulk update across
https://market.link/search/feed

Do you think a coin with these metrics after 2 years on mainnet should be in top 10 with a 13 billion dollar valuation with a founding team that still holds 60%+ and does dumps on a weekly basis?

[Anonymous No.25189355]

>>25188888
it's a sign. Praise kek

[Anonymous No.25189380]

>>25178909
Sold when it was at $13 and sold at $18. I now don’t regret it. Converted it al to Btc so I can chill out and sip my coke

[Anonymous No.25189415]

>>25189142
>Didn't want his country to get nuked
Entirely self-serving. What's your point.

[Anonymous No.25189434]

>>25189355
confirmed

[Anonymous No.25189438]

>>25188888
The only thing you need to do to make it is buy link and do nothing.

[Anonymous No.25189468]

>>25189034
This is why I hold neither ETH or LINK.

[Anonymous No.25189483]

>>25189415
reading comprehension problems, eh?

[Anonymous No.25189580]

>>25189438
that's the plan, but, i'd like to wait a few days more for the price to fall even further to go all in

[Anonymous No.25189795]

>>25186732
based

[Anonymous No.25189848]

>>25189015
its not chainlink

[Anonymous No.25189997]

>>25189848
you're kidding, right?
https://about.smartcontract.com/

[Anonymous No.25190455]

Idiot - they are selling to expand? You know they have done this for the past two years. I know more than you

[Anonymous No.25190505]

>>25178825
Wouldnt be surprised if it was to acquire some BOND. Does reddit know yet?

[Anonymous No.25190534]

>>25178862
LOL

[Anonymous No.25190575]

>>25178862
when your project is worth billions
whats $5m to some meme tweeter?