/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.25164965]

we are here on Christmas day because

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
Full playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3s0W8G-F7AdlU964_8WLh1YsCtQJ4lP1
Episode 9 out now! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvnhSfkTrpk

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>>25159446

[Anonymous No.25164971]

nashville is bullish af for pltr

[Anonymous No.25164992]

>>25164971
sure why not

[Anonymous No.25164996]

comfy

[Anonymous No.25165003]

Short 4U I need cheapies

[Anonymous No.25165004]

I've never read a 10-k in my life

[Anonymous No.25165006]

Merry Christmas to all the frens of /smg/

buy UNFI

[Anonymous No.25165012]

Merry Christmas anons

[Anonymous No.25165013]

>>25165004
whats a 10k?

[Anonymous No.25165015]

would you guys buy back into GME after the inevitable squeeze from Cohen forcing a shareholder vote?

[Anonymous No.25165017]

I am going to lick each and every one of your toes Jeff Bezos. So juice up the next earnings and pump up the shares.

[Anonymous No.25165021]

>>25164971
whats going on with Nashville?

[Anonymous No.25165026]

What happens to our shitcoin miners if BTC hits $25k?

[Anonymous No.25165029]

Merry Christmas uranium bros. Hope your holiday glows brightly.

[Anonymous No.25165031]

>>25164904
truuuuuu

been waiting on a good CLF dip tho

[Anonymous No.25165033]

>>25165015
my price target was 22 for gme short term and it bounced right off that. im still using my autism to absorb the chart but i wanna give it a 30ish? maybe?

[Anonymous No.25165036]

>>25165013
It means like... thousand. So 10,000.

[Anonymous No.25165039]

>>25165013
Exactly

[Anonymous No.25165045]

>my small experience with shitcoins has mattered more than my decade of stock experience for the past two months
Once you treat stocks like shitcoins, it all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.25165046]

>>25165026
I like how her swimsuit costume covers more skin than her actualy clothes

[Anonymous No.25165048]

>>25164965
if you don't short airlines monday you hate money

[Anonymous No.25165052]

>>25165031
dont dude buy it

[Anonymous No.25165060]

>>25165045
>he just realized this

[Anonymous No.25165076]

>>25165045
how do I treat stocks like shitcoins

[Anonymous No.25165084]

>>25165021
Only pltr can catch the RV autists before further attacks. Remember they're the ones who found Bin Laden's hiding place from data.

[Anonymous No.25165095]

>>25165052
i'd coom if it came back to its 20 daily moving average

[Anonymous No.25165112]

>>25165021
an IRA style car bomb against the central communications hub for Tennessee (some AT&T building)

So a militia did this, or someone McVeigh tier

[Anonymous No.25165117]

I have never had more than 10k in my bank account

[Anonymous No.25165121]

>>25165046
>Rin will never be your wife
I-it's okay

[Anonymous No.25165151]

>>25165121
Froppy feet fetish pic,,, I love you sue

[Anonymous No.25165160]

>>25165121
Why live...

[Anonymous No.25165171]

>>25165045
Jumping immediately into weekly options and experiencing the pants-shitting terror of losing 90% of my investment in a single day and realizing that I am fucked and there is absolutely nothing I can do about it makes a 30% red day in stocks seem fine. Stocks don't even have an expiration date. Looking back it even makes a 35% drop in SPY from February to March seem silly.

[Anonymous No.25165185]

PLTR and TLS anons are we gonna make it with the new administration?

[Anonymous No.25165194]

is tqqq decay real

[Anonymous No.25165204]

>>25165171
This is why the most common investing advice is hodl.

[Anonymous No.25165217]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.25165225]

So is RK lying when he says he doesn't understand streaming / marketing? Because the RK=GFV is top 10 greatest anime reveals of all time

[Anonymous No.25165230]

how is vale looking monday bros

[Anonymous No.25165232]

>>25165194
considering it just got back to its september 2nd levels whereas QQQ is 2.25% higher than that same day, I guess so

[Anonymous No.25165233]

>>25165048
Why

[Anonymous No.25165244]

>>25165194
Yes.
I found a U-shaped fry in my large fries today. UUUU to 4.50 on Monday.

[Anonymous No.25165264]

>>25165185
We will be fine. Biden will be more of the same. He's not going to get rid of any gov agency that uses PLTR.

[Anonymous No.25165270]

>>25165217
Quality post.

[Anonymous No.25165273]

>>25165244
UUUU to 3.50 Monday.
>also fuck RYCEY

[Anonymous No.25165290]

>>25165273
DAILY REMINDER TO BUY RYCEY AFTER THE BREXIT DIP
TARGET PRICE IS 80 CENTS

[Anonymous No.25165291]

>>25165013
> /smg/ - Stock Market General
>whats a 10k?

[Anonymous No.25165310]

>>25165291
And yet we still turn profits anyway.

[Anonymous No.25165316]

Flex, my bitch love coco (haha)
Woo back, baby (Woo back, baby), WOO (Haha, yeah)
Let me see some, okay, okay (I see ya), okay, okay

[Anonymous No.25165331]

>>25165225
Should i know who gfvalue is?

[Anonymous No.25165337]

>kikes made me work today
you will pay for this schlomo, and not in shekels

[Anonymous No.25165340]

>>25165273
4.50 not 3.50

[Anonymous No.25165379]

>>25165112
probably correct does not fit the ISIS MO

[Anonymous No.25165386]

>>25165217
You are so annoying

[Anonymous No.25165408]

>>25165225
I wish people wouldn't bring that """e-celeb""" faggot shit around here.

[Anonymous No.25165418]

>>25165310
>And yet we still turn profits anyway.

[Anonymous No.25165422]

>>25165291
>/smg/ - Speculator Market General

[Anonymous No.25165434]

>>25165386
If you don't like it you can leave.

[Anonymous No.25165435]

>>25165386
leave him alone!

[Anonymous No.25165470]

Merry Christmas PLTR bros

[Anonymous No.25165471]

>>25165386
i like him

[Anonymous No.25165482]

>>25165422
The virgin shitcoin gambler versus the chad onion market corner

[Anonymous No.25165492]

this bloody cuckold won't fucking pass or veto the bill, do something you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.25165497]

>>25165331
he's been holding and publicly posting a massive GME position since 2019 and has turned $100K into $3M

and he's not an annoying stoner tranny like CLFag

[Anonymous No.25165515]

>>25165225
Best timeline.

[Anonymous No.25165545]

>>25165497
he started in 2019?

[Anonymous No.25165565]

>>25165497
So he has multiple accounts across social media to shill his stocks and subscribe to his onlyfans?

[Anonymous No.25165572]

>>25165386
Stop it!

[Anonymous No.25165589]

>>25164965
I've had it. This place is full of the most degenerate, weak-handed pieces of shit I've ever seen. If the market doesn't go in their favor for just one fucking day they panic and lose all hope. Then another one of these fucks screams about something that by the grace of God had a green day and the rest FOMO in, latching to their new purchase with pride and telling everyone before it crashes the next fucking day only to repeat the process. Despite being conscious of this cycle of failures in their little insectoid minds, these subhumans only look into low quality, cheap pieces of absolute shit stocks and leveraged ETFs that swing 5% or more a day. They would rather fuel their pathetic, dopamine-addicted brains with massive losses they will never be able to recover than make any semblance of a good decision. Buy high and sell low. No strategy, no plan, just a four figure portfolio dedicated to speculative trash that they don't understand, can't understand, and don't want to understand. Worse than lemmings, irredeemable filth like this compensate for their complete ignorance by repeatedly affirming each other before the inevitable collapse. Anyone with a fucking brain who sees through the nonsense is attacked. After all, in the deranged conception of the market held by these 70-IQ shitheads, anyone without the latest pump and dump can't be making money; they're not able to make money without desperately gambling on the bottom of the barrel scams, so nobody else is either, right? Fuck you all. Never change, /smg/.

[Anonymous No.25165595]

Alright so we had GME bro and CLF tranny. I'm YOLOing UNFI LEAPS

[Anonymous No.25165606]

>>25165545
yes

>>25165565
apparently yes

[Anonymous No.25165640]

>>25165589
I'm up 40% on UUUU.

[Anonymous No.25165644]

>>25165482
based onions traders

[Anonymous No.25165645]

>>25165589
t. sold GME at 10.97

[Anonymous No.25165664]

>>25165589
Stop making sense. Go make an index fund general if you want.

[Anonymous No.25165672]

>>25165482
Based and alliumpilled

[Anonymous No.25165680]

>>25165589
have you tried getting a vasectomy?

[Anonymous No.25165734]

>>25165482
This is my all-time favorite economics story.

[Anonymous No.25165744]

>>25165680
>Buying calls on UVXY to keep this /smg/ related.
Sauce? I need to cum.

[Anonymous No.25165818]

>>25165664
What the fuck do they even talk about in index fund general
>"alright guys it's been 9 months so I checked my portfolio, it's up about 4.5% so I'm getting worried there might be a correction within the next year"
>"have you guys found any new index funds since I last posted in January"
>OP post is from 2019
>"27 relies omitted."
Meanwhile, at 8:40AM on /smg/:
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>"I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED"
>"I finally have about 150kUSD is that enough to move to Bogata or something"
>"I FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT GME DAWG"
>"QUICK SHORT TSLA"
>"BAKING"
>Elapsed time from thread creation to bump limit: 341 seconds
>>25165734
Gimmie the QRD.

[Anonymous No.25165823]

>>25165744
I thought off topic posts were allowed when markets are closed
@pyoapple

[Anonymous No.25165840]

>>25165595
calls seem like a terrible idea on UNFI

[Anonymous No.25165849]

I'm glad Christmas is over friends, everyone finally went home. I spent all day cooking and cleaning, but its finally over. I'm so tired.

[Anonymous No.25165868]

>>25165818
index general sounds comfy though

[Anonymous No.25165875]

>>25165818
index funds are for 6- or 7-figure boring losers

[Anonymous No.25165884]

>>25165818
They bought 80% of the onions in the country and shipped them to Chicago. Onion prices plummeted 50 pound bags of onions were worth less than empty bags. They took out a short position, had people “refurbish” the onions and ship them back into Chicago a second time, duping people into believing more onions had arrived depressing prices further, realizing a fortune and bankrupting a bunch of onion farmers

[Anonymous No.25165903]

>>25165595
based, keep us updated

>>25165818
the madmen cornered the market on onions and then demanded physical delivery at the CME

onion hijinks and profit ensued

[Anonymous No.25165904]

>>25165823
she's got a whole fucking youtube goddamn
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.25165935]

>>25165884
>Onion prices plummeted 50 pound bags of onions were worth less than empty bags.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.25165980]

>>25165112
They had alarms going off telling people to leave the area beforehand. Whoever did it wasn't trying to hurt anyone. Unfortunately they destroyed a fondue place.

[Anonymous No.25165985]

>>25165884
>They bought 80% of the onions in the country and shipped them to Chicago.
How the fuck do you even do that

[Anonymous No.25166008]

>>25165980
>They had alarms going off telling people to leave the area beforehand.
Yeah, which is why people are saying it smacks of the PIRA playbook.

[Anonymous No.25166041]

>>25165230
going down

[Anonymous No.25166061]

WHO'S READY FOR THE BABA RECOOOVERY

[Anonymous No.25166063]

>>25166008
Yeah but the RA made sure to accidentally kill Australians and children so I'm not sure if they were any inspiration.
t. Irish

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.25166070]

>>25166008
What's the PIRA?

[Anonymous No.25166079]

How am I meant to go another TWO WHOLE DAYS without watching the green and red dildos?

[Anonymous No.25166089]

I have all my money in a 2X long gold etf. Just try and bulli me. I dare you

[Anonymous No.25166111]

>>25166079
You should consider having hobbies.

[Anonymous No.25166109]

>>25166079
Opinion on this?

>>25166089

[Anonymous No.25166123]

>>25166041
no no no
>>25165230
up. our boys have their mine running again

[Anonymous No.25166137]

>>25166070
Provisional Irish Republican Army. Scratch "The Troubles 2" off your 2020 bingo card.

[Anonymous No.25166144]

>>25165013
Twice as long as a 5k. http://couchto5k.run/

[Anonymous No.25166155]

what is with these BABA price targets lmao

[Anonymous No.25166161]

>>25165589
is this new? i don't think i've seen this one before. if so thank you for the contribution to the /smg/ compendium of copypasta.

[Anonymous No.25166174]

@25166109

I have no opinion!!

[Anonymous No.25166184]

Merry Christmas you stupid cunts. Love you guys

[Anonymous No.25166213]

>>25166155
>/smg/ is full of analysts

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.25166221]

>>25166137
Wow I never knew the IRA had different factions.

[Anonymous No.25166224]

>>25166155
They know the CCP will ultimately make Amazon under the control of Alibaba.

[Anonymous No.25166231]

>>25166089
If you want riskier gold why not bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.25166234]

>>25166155

Wtf? I'm going all in on BABA.

[Anonymous No.25166236]

>>25165117
Well duh, you only need like 2 or 3k max. The rest should be in your brokerage accounts.

[Anonymous No.25166246]

>>25165884

Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.25166268]

>>25166231
Buttcoin is at an all time high. I’m not fucking with it. I’m predicting a nasty correction

[Anonymous No.25166305]

>>25166268
bitcoin is at ATH because unlike gold it actually goes up

[Anonymous No.25166328]

>>25166305
Doesn’t matter if it’s on its way up, or down. I’m not buying it.

[Anonymous No.25166338]

>>25166305
bitcoin is at ATH because the dollar is at ATL

[Anonymous No.25166340]

>>25166231
>>25166305
Look, I like crip-toe, but the opportunity cost for gold + silver right now is way too high to ignore vs. BTC, but you should have already been in BTC, anyway.

[Anonymous No.25166358]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-12-25/musk-says-it-s-impossible-to-take-tesla-private-mulls-new-ipo

Starlink IPO coming once they have revenue stream. Save as much money as possible till then as this will unironically go to 1 trillion market cap

[Anonymous No.25166382]

>>25166161

[Anonymous No.25166410]

>>25166174
Based Twitter Boomer

[Anonymous No.25166434]

up 5% on MWK thanks to some anon shilling it here. thanks again!

[Anonymous No.25166442]

>>25166358
My portfolio will be 80 or 90% Starlink as soon as it IPOs

[Anonymous No.25166457]

>>25166358
>Starlink IPO
Will it actually have any value besides the memes? You've got a monopoly on maybe the first 1,000 Martian colonists but are otherwise an ISP running satellites instead of wires.

[Anonymous No.25166470]

>>25166268
The unbeknownst forsaken index fund is BTC

[CLF Pleb No.25166492]

>>25165386
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.25166506]

>>25166457
It's fucking cheap as dirt for them to built satellites and launch them compared to running fiber or whatever. $2M per launch, each launch can carry 400 satellites, each satellite costs a couple hundred thousand.

[Anonymous No.25166532]

>>25166492
buy more clf and vale calls i want someone in with me

[Anonymous No.25166537]

>>25166457
SpaceX will never go public, Starlink will be the only way to invest into SpaceX since the satellites will be on SpaceX rockets and the revenue from Starlink will go to funding SpaceX mission to Mars.

[Anonymous No.25166540]

>ATTENTION
I saw a black man on CNBC today. Apparently they've been investing in the market. I even saw a black woman briefly in the background.
Guys, should I liquidate everything I own?
I'm pretty sure this is a sign of the top.

[CLF Pleb No.25166566]

>>25166532
I think I’m just gonna load up on LEAPs and take 2021 off.

[Anonymous No.25166599]

>>25166457
I'm willing to put 20% of my net worth, which is just 2k, into it the moment it IPOs.

[Anonymous No.25166601]

>elon musk giving /smg/ priority for starlink ipo

[Anonymous No.25166607]

>>25166506
>>25166537
>since the satellites will be on SpaceX rockets
Orbital hotels, asteroid mining, all the meme zero-g manufacturing and shit will have their own companies that benefit from those reduced launch costs. I just have a hard time seeing how an ISP is the best value out of all possible space industries.

>the revenue from Starlink will go to funding SpaceX mission to Mars.
If that *is* how Elon funds the missions (I don't think SpaceX is exactly capital constrained right now), buying shares post-IPO wouldn't do anything to change that.

[Anonymous No.25166628]

>>25165985
Cornering the market in a particular commodity used to be really common back when futures were the only speculative game in town, to the point that there was a cat-and-mouse game going between the corners and other parties in the market, for example, FUDing the amount of a commodity in the market so that the would-be corners think they have control of the market, then dumping on them when futures expiration came.

[Anonymous No.25166634]

>>25166540
Ah fuck.

[Anonymous No.25166642]

>>25166601
how can he do that without making it public? giving it a max purchase price so only 4 figure poorfags can buy?

[Anonymous No.25166690]

>>25166642
The only way I can see it working is via SPAC

[Anonymous No.25166707]

https://youtu.be/ZTtIc6A9JWo

[Anonymous No.25166722]

steve jobs would be alive if he smoked weed

[Anonymous No.25166737]

>>25166722
I don’t think that’s how weed works

[Anonymous No.25166742]

>>25165408
>Belle Delphine fist porn has her jamming her hand up her asshole while getting fucked by a man with a bear head. Nothing gay about that sir

[Anonymous No.25166745]

>>25166601
Thank you based Elon, may REEEEing Jews be the fuel that brings us to Mars.

[Anonymous No.25166762]

>>25166742
Link?

[Anonymous No.25166770]

i got a small amount of money for christmas stonks but idk what to do

thinking either vale leaps or arkk to keep it safe

[Anonymous No.25166787]

TQQQ or FNGU? I'm having a blast sell covered calls for TQQQ, covering a few purchases in the process. But FNGU's gains are really enticing...

[Anonymous No.25166832]

>>25166540
YES then buy VALE

[Anonymous No.25166835]

>>25166540
>imagine niggers bought stocks

[Anonymous No.25166848]

>>25166787
you hold tqqq and sell calls? can i see the gains?

[Anonymous No.25166919]

>>25166848
Sure.

Won't show all time because I made some really awful embarrassing mistakes that lost me money before, but it wasn't on TQQQ.

5% less gains than a pure hold, not that I mind since I like the raw increase in capital and not having to monitor RH much.

[Anonymous No.25166921]

>>25165980
>Unfortunately they destroyed a fondue place.

[Anonymous No.25166923]

>>25166089
how cute with your baby gains.

[Anonymous No.25166932]

another vale mine is facing destruction a dam is about to overflood and burst on top of a mine

what do?

[Anonymous No.25166963]

>>25164965
SPACs are degenerate gambling unless you buy them at 10 to 11.

Prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.25166989]

>>25166268
It’s gonna go up to 50k

[Anonymous No.25167031]

>>25166963
>drops to 9

[Anonymous No.25167048]

>>25164721
>Reading through annual reports is the best.

any recommendations? im bored and got the time.

[Anonymous No.25167053]

>>25166599
guaranteed it will """"IPO"""" to the public at +100%

[Anonymous No.25167068]

i bought 70k shs of OEG on thursday will I make it??

re stocktwits pro

[Anonymous No.25167075]

>>25166932
we all good.

[Anonymous No.25167087]

>>25166963
what if you actually believe in the long term prospects of the merger target

[Anonymous No.25167129]

>>25166762
influencers gone wild has it. Shit's now getting copyright struck on /gif/ lol.

>>25166770
You must be over 18 to post on this site.

>>25167048
The world is at your fingertips: https://www.sec.gov/edgar/search/

[Anonymous No.25167140]

>>25167087
this isn't a cheerleading contest, you buy what company gives you the best returns. Gamestop is a shitty fucking company but you buy it when it's at liquidation valuation ($6) with a clean balance sheet

if it's already overvalued because of hype, you don't touch it until it goes back to a reasonable valuation. Not everyone can sustain hype valuation long-term like TSLA

[Anonymous No.25167147]

>>25167087
I believe in the long term prospects of pets.com too

[Anonymous No.25167156]

>>25166963
Can't you say that of all stocks?

[Anonymous No.25167226]

>>25166963
Some SPACs are fine.
BFT is the one that comes to mind right now.
I don't see many anons shilling it.

Problem with SPACs is that they're volatile as fuck early, so many anons panic sell when they lose 10%.
They don't have faith in what they're investing it.

[Anonymous No.25167292]

>>25166722
Steve Jobs would be alive had he believed in science.

[Anonymous No.25167309]

>>25167292
I thought he jumped on alternative forms of healthcare when nothing else was working?

[Anonymous No.25167317]

I made a picture to explain/shill NEE.

[Anonymous No.25167323]

>>25167292
Steve is jobs is burning in hell right now.
Say something nice about him.

[Anonymous No.25167344]

>>25167309
You should read up on what he did instead of imagining what he did. Steve Jobs didn't listen to his doctors.

https://www.reuters.com/article/idINIndia-60029720111021

>REUTERS - Apple Inc co-founder Steve Jobs refused potentially life-saving cancer surgery for nine months, shrugging off his family’s protests and opting instead for alternative medicine, according to the tech visionary’s biographer.

[Anonymous No.25167366]

>>25167344
Hahahaha what a shithead. Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.25167370]

>>25164965
Buy ROBLOX when it comes out

Here is my case why I think it will be hugely profitable and only go up.

COVID is not going fucking anywhere these gay as lock downs are going to continue at least until 2022. People will stay indoors and play more vidya, literally every kid plays this stupid game and loves it for some reason.

Thats not all they are expanding there server space at Digital Realty, nearly doubling there space at there Washington DC complex.

My only hesitation is that it will debut at something grossly over hyped price like C3.AI or AirBNB and tank in the coming months.

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.25167383]

>>25165310
Literally everyone has turned profits this year.

[Anonymous No.25167392]

Do you guys invest in any companies that look promising or do you try to invest in things that relate to you?
i.e tech enthusiasts investing in tech companies, gamer investing in game companies, etc.

[Anonymous No.25167396]

Why do penny stocks even exist bruh

[Anonymous No.25167397]

>>25165884
This has to be horribly illegal. Please tell me that this is illegal.

[Anonymous No.25167411]

>>25167383
you mean we're not supposed to still be red?

[Anonymous No.25167418]

>>25167392
I just follow the memes on here that look fun. I do use things made out of steel yes, but that hardly makes VALE relate to me more than anyone else.

[Anonymous No.25167423]

>>25167370
What makes Roblox so lindy? Shit tons of modded-in games? Network effects among kids?

[Anonymous No.25167427]

>>25167226
I never plan to hold SPACs more than a couple days past there merger and get in at 10 to 11, its worked out so far.

[Anonymous No.25167432]

>>25167323
Jobs died because he ate nothing but bell peppers in an effort to fight cancer. Nothing of intellectual importance was lost.

[Anonymous No.25167437]

>>25167396
Because you buy them and then they turn into quarter stocks, senpai

[Anonymous No.25167442]

>>25166155
brb depositing my life savings on BABA

[Anonymous No.25167451]

>>25167370
they haven't been profitable. its been 16 yrs

[Anonymous No.25167457]

>>25167317
>You will get called a boomer
No thanks

[Anonymous No.25167460]

>>25167437
Ah yes, that.. totally happened.

[Anonymous No.25167461]

>>25167392
Yes, I invested in Nintendo, Sony, and Snapchat and they’ve all done well for me

[Anonymous No.25167465]

>>25167396
Companies might have a really small niche and stable revenue/growth numbers, making them suitable for an IPO but not a giant market cap.

Tiny market cap + issuing enough shares to accurately divvy things up among the owners = tiny share value.

[Anonymous No.25167476]

>SPAC keeps going up
>almost 2x NAV, only goes up
>positive catalysts soon
>want a bigger position but dips never ever

[Anonymous No.25167481]

>>25167370
I want to get in

[Anonymous No.25167483]

ATT is low and the dividend looks good; anyone else thinking the same?

Does anyone on this board care about dividends or only in making money day trading?

[Anonymous No.25167501]

>>25167370
they probably already bought the shit but meme magic will pump it anyways

[Anonymous No.25167515]

Bitcoin will touch 25k
How will mara and riot react, do you guys still hold them?

[Anonymous No.25167520]

>>25167423
it's free, can be played on literally anything that can compute, and has tons of community made games
it's a HUGE hit with kids
one of their highest grossing games brings in literally millions of dollars (16 million this year alone) and 90% of the popular games are loaded with microtransactions that, amazingly, nobody has a problem with
Builder's Club (their premium subscription service) is super popular for some reason

[Anonymous No.25167522]

>>25167483
The most active posters here seem to mostly be short-term options traders, not necessarily day traders. And options traders don't tend to go after divvy stocks that much.

[Anonymous No.25167524]

How many of you actually make money day trading?

[Anonymous No.25167546]

>>25167483
If you want a div stock at least buy something tech like MSFT, that way you can sell calls that are worth a damn

[Anonymous No.25167557]

>>25167524
Buy low, sell high

[Anonymous No.25167560]

>>25167522

>>25167546

Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.25167566]

>>25167476
Is this what the warrants are for?

>>25167483
ATT looks ready to explode. Pair it with THO or WGO for real volatility.

>>25167520
>for some reason
Time to download this shit and do some research.

[Anonymous No.25167571]

>>25167483
>Does anyone on this board care about dividends or only in making money day trading?
Neither. Dividend stocks don't generally interest me (although I do own a few) and I don't daytrade (other than one news play on PRPO that returned me 300ish%).
I buy and invest my money in growth stocks. If they have a dividend it's neat, I reinvest. If not it doesn't even register.
Maybe if I have a 7-8 figure portfolio I would care, but I have 5.

[Anonymous No.25167574]

>>25167423
Its a shitty early 2000s game I think its fucking dumb but 7-12 year old's love it.

[Anonymous No.25167599]

>>25167129
that doesn't answer my question, anon.

[Anonymous No.25167625]

>>25167515
They'll both go big league green just as planned. Own and holding both, currently both >200% after the last close.

[Anonymous No.25167635]

>>25166642
>>25166690
With new ipo rules you can now raise money directly from the NYSE by issuing shares to the public during a direct listing instead of just selling existing shares.

[Anonymous No.25167651]

how low is GME going before the next moon mission?

[Anonymous No.25167652]

>>25167483
Divined stocks are trash, I don't do day trades usually but week or month swings

[Anonymous No.25167654]

>>25167566
>Time to download this shit and do some research.
I've been playing ROBLOX on and off for years (since 2012, I think)
Builder's Club gets you "free" Robux each month depending on the tier of your subscription
Robux is their premium currency which is used across ALL games to buy cosmetics, game passes (microtransactions created by the game maker), and even access to paid-only games.
I don't remember what the other benefits are but that's the big one
Roblox has such a strange eco-system in that it's so far removed from the standards of the actual video game industry. Players know they're being taken advantage of but are completely okay with it because the more they spend the more they can flex their e-peen on other kids.

[Anonymous No.25167656]

>>25167483
No one ever got rich with dividends.

[Anonymous No.25167708]

Best country to buy a wife from with gains?

[Anonymous No.25167729]

>>25167708
An anon some time ago recommended Belarus since they're pretty white and have pretty high IQ and low income since le former soviet block, so maybe you can try there.

[Anonymous No.25167731]

>>25167656
That’s a very good point

[Anonymous No.25167738]

>>25167599
How about https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001682852/000168285219000036/moderna10-q9302019.htm

Look at 'em. About to be black swan'd! The opposite of reading mortgage lender filings in 2007.

>>25167654
Good shit. This is why they talk about "invest in what you know".

[Anonymous No.25167759]

>>25167708
I lived in a marina for a short while on a shitty sailboat I bought for 1k. The guy next to me had a bigger boat and a wife from Vietnam. Dude was awkward and she was sort of ugly as fuck but they seemed happy

[Anonymous No.25167799]

>Want to get RYCEY
>Don't trust the britbongs
ugh

[Anonymous No.25167821]

>>25167799
Don't do it
t. britbong

[Anonymous No.25167842]

>>25167654
So are you going to buy ROBLOX sounds like you know what more than me. What would be too high of a valuation for the company? I have heard figures from 8 to 40 billion.

[Anonymous No.25167920]

>>25167842
I'm gonna be honest, this is like my second ever time here and I know nothing about financing or accounting and shit
Trying to get into investing though, starting with lurking here and doing some research.
But at least I know Roblox, kek.

[Anonymous No.25167937]

i would be a fucking millionaire music producer and trading stocks for millions if it wasnt for fucking god

[Anonymous No.25167992]

>>25167920
well then friend I dont know shit about Roblox other than my kids are obsessed with it and there friend's and pretty much all my subordinates kids. And they are expanding their servers since I have a friend that works at Digital Realty.

[Anonymous No.25168014]

>All telecommunications equipment provider showing healthy growth
Really makes you think, huh.

[Anonymous No.25168024]

>>25167799
>trying to bet on something british not JUSTing itself
RIP

[Anonymous No.25168049]

>>25167317
I've already got several shares of NEE. Feels good to be ahead of the curve. And also to know a guy in Florida that works for the local utility cooperative driving around shutting off people's power.

[Anonymous No.25168066]

>>25167937
Tell us again how god made you drive drunk twice.

[Anonymous No.25168069]

Who thanks the market will take a slight dump over trump giving everyone the finger over the stimulus monday? All it takes is a quick signature for $600 to be yours after all. Reminder: if no signature then the govt halts due to lack of funding.

[Anonymous No.25168085]

>>25168069
NEVER SELLING
FUCK YOUR DIP
YOU DON'T SCARE ME

[Anonymous No.25168088]

>>25167920
dont gamble on options and fucking sell when you are way up on them.

Dont sell stocks for a loss unless they are penny stocks.

Dividends stocks are fucking trash.

Dont give up I was down 25k near the election and have made 30k back since then. Im mostly in faggot pajeet scams like SPACs the pump and dump but Ive never planned to hold them.

[Anonymous No.25168098]

I think I've asked this 4x but why would someone want to invest in RYCEY US stocks instead of the ones in the UK that are actually worth something and actively traded.
Why the fuck do they have stocks on both exchanges?
Why the fuck is the US one ignored?
Why the fuck are people investing in the US one?

[Anonymous No.25168107]

>>25168069
please God give me a fucking SRAC dip

[Anonymous No.25168110]

>>25168088
Checked

[Anonymous No.25168114]

>>25168069
I hope the market dumps so I can buy a bunch of stocks on discount.

I also bought a few thousand worth of SOXS so that should go up if the market dips.

[Anonymous No.25168147]

>>25168066
wtf I drove drunk 100s of times and never got caught, I did stop in my mid 20s though.

[Anonymous No.25168171]

>>25168069
I hope so I want some cheap SPACs

[Anonymous No.25168187]

>>25168147
dude its human nature it should be legal

[Anonymous No.25168200]

>>25168069
why would i thank the market for a dump

[Anonymous No.25168204]

>>25164965
MARAbros.....how hard are we cashing out this monday....i hope you all bought the friday dip.......

[Anonymous No.25168208]

>>25168098
RYCEY - Is an ADR. The others are either foreign exchange only or you wind up getting shafted more during tax time. (Taxed by both U.S and U.K). RYCEY, the only tax you pay is U.S.

[Anonymous No.25168222]

>>25168187
I’m a criminal defense attorney that solely does duis. Youd be shocked by how many degenerate assholes do shit like getting so drunk they pass out and end up parking in the middle of off ramps and the street.

[Anonymous No.25168231]

>>25168107
SPACs dip on Tuesdays because there are no birds left in the trees, and the coffee made of snow has run out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6qF5NU-ehU

[Anonymous No.25168246]

>>25167515
only holding MARA and i think it will go back up to 14 by tuesday. glad i bought the dip. hopefully the price shoots on past 25k and next week is green

[Anonymous No.25168258]

>>25168222
I always waited to drive but probably had a BAH over the limit, I normally just wait until I don't feel fucked up. Now I wont even drive on 1 beer because the faggot Amy would kick this lowly officer out.

[Anonymous No.25168288]

>>25166268
bitcoin has insitutional investment now it's not going anywhere

[Anonymous No.25168289]

>>25168204
well considering BTC made a new ATH, how does a new 52 week high on MARA sound

[Anonymous No.25168292]

>>25168187
>>25168222
>>25168258

>drinking

[Anonymous No.25168307]

>>25168292
i dont even drink hes just being a fag im guilty of having a certain skin color

[Anonymous No.25168310]

OPTIMARINES

>>25167323
COMMUNISM

[Anonymous No.25168323]

>>25165316
Based pop smoke poster

[Anonymous No.25168337]

You know its a long shot but I hope they pass the $2000 stimulus check bill. Cause I'd get $4000 outta it (married). Hey I look at it like this; millions of money gets spent on people scamming the system. Who am I to turn away someone giving me free green without me screwing anyone to get it?. Get what you can while you can is my opinion cause no body else will give you shit other than your parents (up to a point).

[Anonymous No.25168343]

>>25168208
Then why the fuck do both stocks act so independently of one another.

[Anonymous No.25168345]

>>25168088
>surely this advice will work long term

[Anonymous No.25168357]

>>25168289
can't wait

[Anonymous No.25168380]

>>25168337
I know you. You're just going to buy shares of T with that money.

[Anonymous No.25168396]

>>25166601

Is he doing a lottery or something?

[Anonymous No.25168402]

Up 300% in 3 months.
My advice:
>Always market buy
>Always buy stocks that will go up
>DO NOT buy stocks that will go down
>Actually take profits
>Do not FOMO
>Do not invest in anything that doesn't move more than 20% in a year

[Anonymous No.25168431]

$22 wasn't the top for GME right?

[Anonymous No.25168446]

>>25168402
>up 300% in a bull market
>here is how I did it!
kek. this is how I really know we're at the peak. go all in gold and silver miners and commodities to make it.

[Anonymous No.25168453]

is shorting this a bad idea?

[Anonymous No.25168455]

>>25168402
Just tell me what stocks to buy on Monday

[Anonymous No.25168462]

is it true qqq leaps>tqqq?

[Anonymous No.25168478]

>>25168402
Do not buy stocks that will go down, seem solid advice? what should we buy overlord?

[Anonymous No.25168499]

>>25168453
>>25168478

Why do anime girls wear short skirts in the cold?

[Anonymous No.25168520]

>>25168499
Because they're all whores waiting to get fapped to.
>especially Miko

[Anonymous No.25168578]

>>25168446
its true im a total newfag and i just buy things with logos i like and im up 20% just starting

[Anonymous No.25168590]

When is the GHIV merger happening?

[Anonymous No.25168607]

any advice for a somewhat entry level investing

[Anonymous No.25168617]

Unironically should I buy into UUUU?
What's the target price for you anons already invested?

[Anonymous No.25168619]

>>25168453
Eh, I wouldn't. It already had the wind knocked out of it, the market cap isn't that high compared to other meme EV companies and it will probably hang around for at least a few years before becoming bankrupt, if it can't manage to generate hype again with more false promises or doesn't get bought out.

[Anonymous No.25168626]

>>25167992
>>25168088
I appreciate the advice
Do you know exactly when it's gonna be available for purchase?

[Anonymous No.25168646]

>>25168617
wait for a correction. there was a lot of fomo last week.

also want to remind everyone that japan is sitting on a stockpile of uranium unknown in size and they frequently dump their uranium on the market at below ask

[Anonymous No.25168665]

>>25168590
shill me on GHIV

[Anonymous No.25168666]

>>25168646
What Japanese uranium companies should I get into?

[Anonymous No.25168671]

>>25168646
Okay I'll wait for the dip to buy in
Any Japan based Uranium mines?

[Anonymous No.25168691]

>>25168626
No, rumor is sometime in January
I pray it does not hit the 150% hype before it comes out like other IPOs, it probably will though

[Anonymous No.25168759]

>>25168607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72Pq5zKEi_g&feature=youtu.be&t=556

[CrackWhore ANON No.25168785]

Merry Christmas everyone, just wanted to give everyone a little update. The provider I set up an appointment for tonight ended up ghosting me. I have the text here to prove it. I called her and she wouldn't answer so she finally came up with a BS story. My guess is I got to the motel and she must have seen me through the window and didn't like it. No hard feelings, just wish she would have been honest with instead of making me wait in the lobby for 20 minutes. I even took a pic of a random door number to show her I was in the building looking for her. I guess she didn't like that so the front desk reception found me roaming around and asked me to leave or he would call the police. No hard feelings, it is what it is..

[CrackWhore ANON No.25168808]

here is a pic of the provider btw if anyone cares
I was so eager to see her, she looked really good and I was really horny..

I took care of myself in the car and relieved myself into a 7/11 slurpee cup..

[Anonymous No.25168827]

>>25168808
Where the hell do you find these?
>asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.25168834]

>>25168665
I'm some retard who didn't do proper DD and bought in when people were hyping it on here. Supposedly they're merging/acquiring the second largest mortgage company in the US soon. Trying to figure out when to exit

[Anonymous No.25168858]

>>25168646
Has Chalmers said anything about it?

[Anonymous No.25168863]

How long until the market corrects itself bros? I'm sick if waiting.

[Anonymous No.25168887]

Punted off $225 at the casino and it feels 10x worse than losing 5k on an options position

[Anonymous No.25168900]

>>25168808
Why not improve your life and get actual women?
If you're any level above the average amount of fitness girls will come out of the woodwork to hit you up

[Anonymous No.25168921]

>>25168785
>>25168808
Would it be cheaper if you just offered them weed and heroin?

[Anonymous No.25168929]

>>25168590
JAN

[Anonymous No.25168946]

>>25168834
2 days after merger like every other SPAC

[Anonymous No.25168949]

>>25168808
You dodged a bullet anon

If you focus on lifting and making money women will subconsciously begin to orbit you

[CrackWhore ANON No.25168950]

>>25168900
I'm severely overweight, have a below average penis and not classically handsome. The only thing I have going for me is my finances. Thankfully we live in a capitalist society and I am able to relieve myself by paying women. The problem is due to oversaturation of the sex industry certain women can get very picky.

[Anonymous No.25168986]

>>25168863
the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent

[Anonymous No.25169021]

>>25168950
so instead of going vegan and walking you bang crackwhores?

[Anonymous No.25169040]

>>25169021
>vegan
>>>/leftypol/
>>>/reddit/
this is a TSN thread

[Anonymous No.25169049]

>>25169040
i will discuss veganism everywhere i go

[Anonymous No.25169060]

>>25169049
Based

[Anonymous No.25169067]

>>25168950
That sucks man, but I still highly recommend to at least losing the weight, but I ain't your ma. I went from 290 to 230 and I'm still losing and I feel fucking amazing.
Best of luck tho to you and your stocks
>>25169021
Pic related

[Anonymous No.25169070]

>>25169049
we know

[Anonymous No.25169089]

>>25169049

[Anonymous No.25169104]

>>25169049
wrong pic kek

[Anonymous No.25169112]

>>25168950
Spend some of that money on fixing those problems: get a trainer to help you lose weight and a fashion consultant to help you with your look. Your penis isn’t that big of an issue if you learn how to use foreplay and toys. I’m shit at stocks but good at getting women

[Anonymous No.25169126]

>>25169104
you dont need fucking protein why does everyone sound like a fucking jersey shore 2008 meathead

you wont magically get healthy eating protein nuts are more than enough

[Anonymous No.25169140]

>>25169112
What does a fashion consultant run you? Do they go shopping with you?

[Anonymous No.25169145]

>>25169067
these pictures are 30 years apart you idiot

[Anonymous No.25169155]

>>25169126
>you dont need fucking protein
literal soiboy lmao

[Anonymous No.25169174]

Just came in to say Merry Christmas, /smg/! May Santa bring you the gift of gains.

[Anonymous No.25169179]

>>25169126
>nuts are enough
kek

[Anonymous No.25169180]

>>25169145
>>25169126
Fuck off ya twink, 55gs of protein on average to maintain, serious growth is about 1g/1b. God I hate vegans

[Anonymous No.25169187]

>>25169180
no matter how much muscle you get black people can still kick your ass without working out

[Anonymous No.25169193]

>>25169126
>nuts are more than enough
Do you activate them? Don't tell me you're eating unactivated almonds.

[Anonymous No.25169206]

i need to start working with fewer large positions, instead of a few barely 1k positions. they're all winners, but the wins would be better if more centralized

[Anonymous No.25169248]

>>25169193
im not 100% vegan yet but i dont eat any meat or use fur or leather but i still eat cheese and shit with cheese in it but its almost impossible to avoid it

[Anonymous No.25169292]

BTC just hit 25k. Green Monday?

[Anonymous No.25169299]

>>25169206
True, and the losses more devastating

[Anonymous No.25169325]

>>25169292
FUCK MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I SOLD AT 10k AFTER HOLDING 3 YEARS

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.25169326]

does Navy Army just not like Robinhood?
It seems to outright refuse my login credentials even though I know they're right. I can sign into the app and website no problem but Robinhood keeps saying the info is wrong.

[Anonymous No.25169351]

Why does everything feel way to fucking expensive to buy?

I have about 140k now but I’m taking bitch ass 5k short term swing positions.

I want a dump so we can get more cheapies again reeeeee

[Anonymous No.25169355]

>>25169140
It depends; if you pay someone online to pick out outfits for you it’s going to run more than a person who is going to personalize your look in person

I’d look for someone like this if I had the $
https://www.pivotimage.com/

When I was in high school I was a scrawny nerd who wanted to get laid, so I looked into pickup artist books; that shit is sketchy and not what I would recommend if you are looking for a long term companion, but a lot of their basic/general advice is solid

[Anonymous No.25169388]

>>25169351
Fuck you, I'm 99.8% stocks. Give me a month to get some cash, yo.

[Anonymous No.25169396]

i hope INUV goes back up and I wasn't faked out

[Anonymous No.25169426]

*vrrrrrt*

*vrrrrrt*

*vrrrrrt*

[Anonymous No.25169489]

>>25169326
I’m surprised the govt doesn’t offer brokerage services for vets

[Anonymous No.25169601]

>>25169180
Based

>>25169187
Typical nigger loving vegan

[Anonymous No.25169681]

when to sell opti? before 31 or after?

[Anonymous No.25169701]

>>25169681
You're a fucking madlad if you hold that shit through earnings

[Anonymous No.25169745]

>>25169426
love me big ticker
love me glowing rocks
love me on-call for any questions CEO
simple as.

[Anonymous No.25169765]

Whats the latest nigga buy?

[Anonymous No.25169799]

>>25169681
I'm cashing out 50% before earnings and leaving the rest to ride it out.

The new Coronita-chan mutation gives me hope another government multi billion dollar order will be placed plus they're trying to get into Nasdaq.

Definitely has some future long and short term

[Anonymous No.25169836]

>>25169701
>Anons hold it through earnings
>the 2billion deal is actually just them being INVOLVED in A 2 billion deal
>mass suicide follows as OPTI goes to .0001 again.

[Anonymous No.25169873]

Why is there even an /smg/ thread on Christmas night when the market won't be open for 3 days. Why am I here?

[Anonymous No.25169889]

>>25169745
Literally the comfiest hold in the land.

[Johnny Tornado No.25169924]

>>25169681
Kind of on the same boat

OPTI's play is that they scored a 2 billion dollar contract with a foreign country. Didn't give much details besides saying they're selling mostly PPE materials like gloves and masks....

The major question is do you trust OPTI CEO....

My strategy: Sell half before 30th for a hype run, let the other half run.

[Anonymous No.25169925]

>>25169873
The best stock discussions happen when the market isn't open.
Besides, Christmas evening is sort of the end of the holiday for most people.

[Anonymous No.25169929]

>>25169873
Because we are the only people that truly understand you

[Anonymous No.25169930]

>>25169388
Get out now anon uncle Joe has explicitly said lockdowns day 1

I have a fat bad waiting to go balls deep on the next dump.

I’m slowly joining PMG stacker retards. Even a broken clock is right twice a day and damn does it feel like they might be right.

[Anonymous No.25169955]

>>25169930
we're always right. join us.

[Anonymous No.25169962]

>>25169187

[Anonymous No.25169982]

>>25169955
Kilo bars edition?

[Anonymous No.25169981]

>>25169187
https://www.minorityhealth.hhs.gov/omh/browse.aspx?lvl=4&lvlid=25

[Anonymous No.25170010]

>>25169930
It’s bullshit, the people who are actually at risk will be vaccinated by the time he’s even in office
Then he wants to shut down everything for another half year and for what? We already have 30% infection rates and lockdowns clearly haven’t stemmed the tide

[Anonymous No.25170012]

>>25169982
Is anyone baking? I will if everyone else is too lazy.

[Anonymous No.25170020]

>>25169962
Its funny because Media wants to make Africans out to be these specimens of physical perfection but anyone who has to live near them knows they are fucken disgusting slobs of lard.
They're pretty good at playing with balls though, kek.

[Anonymous No.25170043]

>>25170010
>and for what?
How the fuck do you still not understand what is going on? Are you one of those retards that scream conspiracy theory until the theory has just finished happening?

[Johnny Tornado No.25170045]

>>25169292

[Anonymous No.25170054]

>>25170010
Oh I totally agree

I work in healthcare and it’s a crock of shot at this point

Old fat boomers are the ones hit, but they get hit from anything....because they are old and fat.

I love stumping the retards at work by asking them to look up the cdc reason of why the flu is gone (we all wear masks etc)

THEN WHY ISNT COVID GOT RETARD we don’t need to “mask more”

[Anonymous No.25170064]

So options are pretty safe as long as they aren't weeklies?

[Anonymous No.25170105]

Fresh
>>25170092
>>25170092
>>25170092

[Anonymous No.25170106]

>>25169924
Had to get a second brokerage for this shit better be worth it

[Johnny Tornado No.25170108]

>>25170064
I like my options 6-12 months out. Comfy.