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>> No.25149269
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.25149295
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Pretty good job for my 1st time creating general ;).

>> No.25149301
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Why did the first thread get nuked?
Merry Christmas everyone.

>> No.25149305

YOU NIGGERS BETTER STOP ARGUING AND HAVE A MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS THREAD OR I SWEAR I'M GONNA POST POOPOOPEEPEE I MEAN IT

>> No.25149307

What stock should I spend 1k of margin on
I'm thinking ALPP

>> No.25149318

>>25149301
that's a pretty good start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZcLFXRskso

>> No.25149342
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Merry Christmas smg! I bring you a gift!

>> No.25149346
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>>25149305
I'm alone on Christmas.

What does that make me?

>> No.25149378
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>>25149346
but you're not alone, we're all here with (You)!

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>>25149295

>> No.25149439

>>25149342
>red wrapping

Thanks Bobo, will will come in handy when my calls expire.

>> No.25149456
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>markets are closed for several days now
I guess I’ll go jogging or something

>> No.25149487
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JVA

>> No.25149512 [DELETED] 
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Niggers banned me 사랑해요 im not coming back. Good luck next year.

>> No.25149528

>>25149456
Whilst gyms were shut somebody told me to go for a jog instead, worst day of my life I can’t see how anyone enjoys that

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>>25149378
DESU, I had a chance to get together with this Double D's chick. But I worked 12 hours fixing Co-worker's mistakes yesterday, too fucking tired and lazy to do anything.

Here's my watchlist anon's. Most of these stocks/etf's are going to make you ton's of money. Just buy dips and sell high. Also, I stole most of these idea's so don't praise me. Bitfarm anon is an example of this.

RIOT & MARA
BITF
IPOB
PLTR
SQM
PSTH
Draftkings
HYLN
TTCF
VGAC+
WPF (BFT)
Square
CRWD
SKLZ
Desktop Metals
TQQQ
BNKU
VGAC
TTCF
FUBO
RKT
ARKK

>> No.25149553

>>25149528
Well you could be a jogger, but if you're always a nigger... fuck you

>> No.25149563
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>>25149456
>No market to shitpost on /smg/ about
>Gyms closed so can’t even shitpost on /fit/
>Lmao Quarantine so can’t even visit family

Bongland truly is a curse

>> No.25149567

>>25149553
Rude

>> No.25149575
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How many retards didn't know that the market closed early and that options expire today? Imagine lmao

>> No.25149585
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Let me brew up some JVA for you anon.

>> No.25149591
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>>25149528
I like to trot up and down the fire escape, it's easier on the joints than jogging imo, possibly because you get more exercise from lifting your body and jogging on level pavement.

However on rainy days I do get worried I'll slip down the stairs and fucking die.

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>>25149262
Champagne, anyone? Its Christmas afterall.

How are we spending our day today?

>> No.25149613

>>25149541
>RIOT & MARA
Yea I'm starting to think it's time to give up and join the buttcoiners too
>>25149599
>How are we spending our day today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrB7Vd6ji0I

>> No.25149657

>>25149591
Just lift weights it’s safer and more fun anyway

>> No.25149719

>>25149591
I started doing jump rope. Easier on the knees, cardio, and don't need much space. Where I live I'd have to have a mask to go jogging and that is a pain in the ass.

>> No.25149742

Rate my portfolio:
GOOGL 60%
BNTX 20%
EDIT 10%
ETH 5%
XMR 5%

>> No.25149754

>>25149742
tourist/10

>> No.25149765
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RYAN COHEN SAVES GME YET AGAIN. WE WILL OPEN ON THE 28TH AT $25

>> No.25149782

Are the jannies gonna let us be yet?

>> No.25149802

>>25149782
they just had to get rid of some porn in the last thread, I'm sure they're very busy washing the toilets in their families houses right now and aren't watching that closely

>> No.25149823

I've got lines ready just in case the janitor ever replies

>> No.25149839

>>25149742
5/10

1) No BTC exposure
2) No TQQQ
3) No PSTH

What I like:
1) Google owns YouTube....an asset that will make them trillionaires
2) BNTX is a decent play.

>> No.25149853

>>25149719
Just do some laps in your pool, it's good cardio and easy on the joints.

>> No.25149861
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what now

>> No.25149904

>>25149318
nice shuba singing.

>> No.25149945

>>25149861
go on vacation or something. Celebrate the fact that you just made like two years of rent payments. I'd recommend Croatia.

>> No.25149948

>>25149861
Wait for an opportunity that you love.

Leaps on crypto mining sounds safe when you see dips (aka MARA).

The next Bitcoin pump is coming when stimulus and government spending resumes...should be within a month.

PSTH is the next "Big one" in my book.

RYCYE seems SPYCE.

>> No.25149980

>>25149948
At $26? Seems premium for entry

>> No.25149983
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>>25149948
until it finds a solid uptrend again I'd be hesitant on RYCEY. Buying and then seeing it crab for another month would be pretty sad.

>> No.25149988

>no work
>no stock market open
i'm empty inside,literally gonna stare at a wall now for a few days

>> No.25149998
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Goddamnit I missed so much when I was sleeping. An epic showdown between soijack poster and his arch enemy. I'm sure it was just run of the mill autism. But I'd still like to have seen it.

>> No.25150024

>>25149839

Nice, thanks for the feedback:

1) I honestly can't say I really believe in Bitcoin anymore. Fair play to anyone interested in the whole "digital gold" thing, but that's not why I got interested in crypto.
2) Good point. I've generally stuck w/ options to increase leverage though with LEAPS.
3) Shill me on Bill Ackman & SPACS. I'm willing to be convinced.

Thanks, I got into BNTX for their work on cancer immunotherapy vaccines last year. Never imagined that a pandemic would happen. I'll take it though haha.

Interesting that you see Youtube being the primary value. I bought GOOGL for Waymo and Deep Mind, but hey, I suppose it just shows how diversified they are.

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>>25149980
Started at $20. That's your floor.

Trust in the Ackman.

>>25149983
It hasn't run up like 99% of every stock in the S&P. RYCEY has taken a beating, now is not a bad time to get in.

>>25149988
Crypto trading?

>> No.25150036

https://lichess.org/G4I7l2Xv someone play with me

>> No.25150070

>>25150024
YouTube PSTH.

You'll get better content there, than me.

TLDR: A multi-billion dollar SPAC ready to merge with a company. SPAC is headed by Bill Ackman, some see him as the "mini-Buffet".

The play: It's the most anticipated SPAC in the stock market right now. No other SPAC will generate as much funding or hype as this one.

You have 3 options:

If you're EXTREMELY bullish on it:

1) PSTH+ (Warrants go up much faster than shares)
2) PSTH (LONG CALLS...extremely expensive and extremely worth it).

So-so on PSTH?

1) Buy Normal shares, you can redeem the shares for $20, so the most you'll lose is (Share price minus $20) until the merger completes.

>> No.25150110

>>25149512
It was some good posting this time.. well deserved ban. Bans are like an award. You get banned, you know you've done well. Fuck Jannies.
Fun fact: Every time I ban evade and get a new IP it is already banned like 2 years ago (I have my new ISP only a couple of months tho) so getting banned on 4chan is the most normal thing you could ever experience. If you don't get banned this is where you have something to worry about. If I had a son that never gets banned browsing 4chan 12 hours a day I would immediately have to kill him to end his misery of a life that he leads

>> No.25150118

>>25150024
good for the people who made money with BTNX, I am not familiar with the field and don´t know shit about biotech firms, can´t tell which product is better etc. and that´s why I don´t invest in the field

>> No.25150125
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>>25150110
are bans locked at 3 days or something? It seems like everyone who gets banned is back before I have the chance to say nigger

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>>25150125
>Says Nigger
>Shows Monkey Pic

Based ;)

>> No.25150163

>>25150125
I think I once had a IP that was pre banned for pedo shit without an expiration date

>> No.25150201

>>25150163
That's uh...good to know, anon.

>> No.25150231

>>25150163
Yeah if I'm phoneposting the native IP in my area is perma banned for cheese pizza.

>> No.25150297

>>25150118
I feel the same way, it's hard to invest in something that I don't understand well. Plus it's so reliant on approvals and various factors.

>> No.25150336
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Habari gani niggers? Happy kwanzaa

>> No.25150359
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JVA

>> No.25150370

>>25150359
No squat thots please

>> No.25150397

>>25149998
anti poster explained that he hated him because he silences open discussion and lurks here all day everyday intentionally trying to lose people money b/c he thinks it’s funny
like 7 people came out in agreement saying fuck soijack poster and then soijack poster had a meltdown posting 43 times in one thread

>> No.25150405

>>25150397
>single handedly being more than ten percent of a thread activity
Anon...that's kind of based.

>> No.25150428

>>25150405
not even tinny on a schizo freak out posts that many times
it was embarrassing to watch

>> No.25150458

>>25150397
That's about what I expected. You either die a shitposter or live long enough to become the autist.

>> No.25150506
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How the fuck do I tell if something is priced in or not?

>> No.25150525

>>25150428
Well take solace knowing that CLFfaggot does this every single day.

>> No.25150527
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JAPAN!! SUCKS YOU ALL LOST YOUR MONEY BUT JAPAN SOON BROS. TRUST THE PLAN . OH YOU LOST MOST OF YOUR MONEY? SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN EARLIER FAGGOTs!
>Bcrx

>> No.25150528

>>25150506
Ask /smg/ of the stock and you shall receive free advice.

>> No.25150544

>>25150027
never got into crypto, wouldn't even know what i need and where to start

>> No.25150564

How do i desactivate the fucking santa claus hat? I don't remember how to do it.

>> No.25150574

>>25150544
You buy coins and pray that Harshit doesn't rugpull you.

>> No.25150589

>>25150544
Binance seems to be popular. I would start there.

>> No.25150590

>>25150544
crypto is pumping right now, you can tell that the people are at home and they are bored.

>> No.25150591

>>25150574
where do i buy them? what wallet do i get?

>> No.25150593
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>>25150564
Why would you want to? Christmas comes but once a year.

>> No.25150597

thoughts on AKBA and ONCT?
july calls for AKBA are so cheap and I feel like they'll pick back up by then, tempted to drop $2000 and see what happens.

>> No.25150636

>>25150593
Bcuz when the OP is a textwall i can't read half of it.

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>>25150590
MARA shareholders are going to enjoy this ^^

>> No.25150657

>>25150359
Great ass and legs but that exercise is so ridiculous. Why do women always fall for meme exercises.

>> No.25150665

bill ackman is a dumb faggot. he bought a railroad co in canada, switched maintenance contractors to the absolute cheapest, and a whole town ended up getting blown up because he's a stupid nigger.
then there was the crying on tv about herbalife, literally crying on tv to try to make money, if you think this piece of shit really cares about retards getting scammed and that he won't fuck shareholders before himself you're a retard.
if you want to do spacs, roll with hedosophia IPOC etc. all down the line. bill ackman is a faggot and in 20 years you'll be watching 3 part documentaries about his rise and scandalous downfall.

>> No.25150696

>>25150657
For attention why else? Everything filthy 3dpd does is to gain attention of BBC.

>> No.25150703

>>25150665
>in 20 years you'll be watching 3 part documentaries about his rise and scandalous downfall.
He's a two parter at most. Elon musk is a mini series.

>> No.25150721

>sold VUZI at 8.85
>it dips back to 8.11
>then pumps to 9.05

Every single time I puss out and don't catch the falling knife. Sigh.

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>ALPP is going to be listed on NASDAQ

Tell me why you have not invested in this company. Do you hate lose money on other shitcompanies?

>> No.25150735

>opti hit 9 cents
>bought at 6.5
>sold at 8.6

I was convinced by "caring anons" that it was gonna go back to 4 cents in spite of the dec 31st news. I get the feeling a lot of you just want to meme other people into selling.

>> No.25150741

>>25150654
I honestly don't understand why the price of bitcoin affects a miner stock desu

It seems too random

>> No.25150746

>>25150725
>Do you hate lose money
Yes?

>> No.25150752

>>25150725
>Do you hate lose money

It's done 200% in 7 days, I feel like this is one of those times you should be careful. But maybe that pump to 5 dollars makes it worth it, before the rugpull.

>> No.25150761

>>25150741
Melt up retard rally. If it doesn't end it will once we get ETFs of cryptos.

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>>25150735
All you have to do is hold till December 31st to make it with OPTI, fren.

I'm 20000 shares deep and already up 55%

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>>25149269

>> No.25150832

>>25150735
>I get the feeling a lot of you just want to meme other people into selling.
No, it's just that the market doesn't make any sense anymore. Everything is mooning to retarded levels since sept, with nothing to back it up and it just goes up indefinitely. Of course your rational mind push you to sell when half your stonks' charts looks like a fucking spear.

Idk how much more time this clownery will last, but i'm really spooped lately, i constantly dream about a crash and it make me parano.

>> No.25150843

>>25150795
I had 14,000 shares. Is it too late to buy on monday and get back in? I want to believe in the 70 cents a share meme.

>> No.25150848

>>25150665
Worse case scenario $20 is the floor anon.

That's the absolutely worst case scenario.

Bill Ackman is going to take advantage of this SPAC-mania we have going on in the stock market.

Personally, I've already made 25% gains on PSTH+ warrants. They haven't even merged with anyone yet.

>>25150741
TLDR version: Higher the BTC price, the more lucrative it is to mine BTC.

>> No.25150865

tfw want to own 100 shares of something so i can write meme options

but i got 50 max because i own a shitload of positions and have no stock that is priced under 50

wat do

maybe i get my KO or other boomer stock to 100 or i find some solid 10 dollar priced stock

>> No.25150866

>>25150070
>literally who
Anon if you're going to buy a SPAC purely based on who is running out then buy HZON sir

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>>25150832
The problem with that is that OPTI already pumped to 15 cents earlier this year for no reason, now it has the 2 billion PPE deal which should value it above a dollar at least (hypothetically more than palantir, if we're going by meme valuations, though that would be unlikely) and people are shitting on it. I don't know what to believe except that OPTI should have a good pump over the next week.

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>>25150843
I would. I'll dump another $1000 into it Monday and ride it out till earnings and will cash out half to lock in gains.

They want to join nasdaq and with the Coronita-chan new mutation, it has long term potential

>> No.25150899

>>25150867
I made fun of OPTIfags before but kind of want to FOMO on Monday

>> No.25150905

>>25150506

everything is priced in at all times.
this is the base case unless you have EXTREMLEY strong evidence of the opposite.

If you assume that everything is always priced in you will make very few mistakes, it's a very good assumption.

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>>25150865
Buy 100 MARA or RIOT shares, sell covered calls.

>>25150866
>Literally who
You don't know Bill Ackman? Are you being serious or larping?

Why HZON?

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>>25149262
You guys sold all your crypto right?
Right?

>> No.25150926

>>25150916
Explain

>> No.25150932

>>25150916
Why? Are there bad things coming?

>> No.25150935

>>25150832
There are too many warning signs:
1. Many completely new retail investors who speculate with options/buy stocks for the first time
2. Smart money selling for months now
3. Almost everyone is bulllish for the future and the market
4. Stocks are insanely overvalued and they will get crushed if they miss earnings

I can wait for the dip, even if I miss out on gains, if you lose 20-50% of your wealth, you have to earn it back in the future years.

>> No.25150936

>>25150913
I've heard of him but as far as I'm concerned he's a literally who when it comes to getting excited about a SPAC. Why do you think he's special

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>>25150926
>>25150932
Lmao
Screenshot this when for tomorrow when you get tired of being suicidal and want to feel homocidal instead
I warned you

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>>25150899

We told you about OPTI for like a solid month.

The $2 billion government contract for PPE Coronita-chan gear is in the SEC website.

Delivery is December 30th.

We gave you all the info with sauce to make it anon.

>> No.25150972

>>25150935

>smart money selling

smart money (banks and institutional investors) are overweight stocks, all of them.

"stocks" is not insasnely overvalued, certain stocks are. The biggest problems right now in the market is IPO-craze and overvalued growth stocks. All institutional investors regocnise this and recommend, value, financials, cyclicals.
Noone recommends cash, because it's garbage. The answer is to get out of the bubble stocks.

>> No.25151005

>>25150896
>long term

The problem I fear comes from dumpers who don't care about the potential sinking the stock by treating it like a PND.

>> No.25151019

>>25150971
>tfw read all the information and still got memed

If only I had bought a week ago, but I was waiting for 4 cents.

>> No.25151029

>>25150972
This desu, there's plenty stocks in the market that aren't retarded it's just there's too much money in retarded new stocks with idiotic valuations
No idea why anyone would be sat in cash, that's also retarded

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>>25150970
Is a BTC dump coming? I wanted to acquire more altcoins but if we're gonna see another big discount I'd rather wait.

>> No.25151065

>>25151031
No

>> No.25151090

>>25150972
1. yes.. they bought years ago or during the crash in March, they don´t buy at these prices and retail is buying right now. Just look at the graphs you is a net buyer and net seller for the last 2 months.

2. Problem is that these few bubble stocks have a huge influence on the market. Tesla is in the S&P now, if this bubble pops it will have a huge influence on the index and tear others down (just 1 example)

>> No.25151091

>>25151031
You know those dips at the same time a couple days in a row?
Here comes the big one. Maybe an hour or two.
I even sold the dogecoin i bought as a meme.

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Goodnight /smg/, merry Christmas, and god bless.

>> No.25151110

>>25151065
>>25151091
OH well

>> No.25151115

>>25151091
wtf? Looks like BTC and crypto will pump to new highs this christmas

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>>25150936
>I've heard of him but as far as I'm concerned he's a literally who when it comes to getting excited about a SPAC

He may not be a huge star in the Robinhood sphere of places, but well known investors and million dollar retail traders know his name. If he's tied to anything investment wise, people are going to be interested in it.

Here's an article about PSTH.

>>25150970
No explanation? Just a feeling in your stomach?

I kind of hope it does drop. I would want to buy MARA and RIOT at better prices ;).

>> No.25151134

>>25151090

Tesla is in the S&P but it's 3% weight or something. I think Tesla should go down 90% but its not gonna have a drastic effect on the S&P500.

institutions are overweight stocks because they think stocks would go up, if stocks were too expensive, like you claim, they would sell.
Not selling is the same thing as buying, in both cases are you making the claim that the stock will rise from these levels. Smart money is making that claim by overweighting stocks.

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>>25150971
Shill me some more anon

Why the fuck is it not $25+ a share right now?

Got this interview from the CEO of OPTEC

>> No.25151149

>>25151134

I'm not a native speaker but this post was a gramamtic mess, worse than usual and I'm sorry about that!
I'm gonna get some coffee before making more posts.

>> No.25151153
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https://lichess.org/mtxpxWbA
Another game, anyone?

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>>25151134
look at what they do, not what they tell you.

>> No.25151246

Right dipshits let's learn a little TA.
Go look at the BTC chart and tell me what you see about the latest trend.
Higher levels of support? The same level of resistance?
1) what chart formation is that?
2) is this bullish or bearish?

>> No.25151271

>>25151115
Lmao yeah it’s happening right now.
Good luck selling at the top brother, I’m safe.

>> No.25151273

>>25151246
Yes sir I believe that's the poopoo formation, generally leads into a diarrhea breakout downwards or a tubgirl breakout upwards

>> No.25151283

>>25151246
>literally just broke through it
Nice
Protip: find triangles in charts and they'll tell you what's going to happen. TA is not astrology.
Merry Christmas /smg/ xx

>> No.25151289

>>25151128
Lo9k at it rising now.
Can you feel the FOMO?
Are you thinking right now how steady your hands are?

>> No.25151313

>>25149346
an hero

>> No.25151345

>>25151246
TA takes a backseat to Macro-economics.

900+Billion dollars are guaranteed to happen within a month (Whether Biden or Trump).

Normally, I would agree with you, but all assets have went sky high and we're going much higher. Get Mannarino pilled to understand why.

>> No.25151380

>>25149861
that's beautiful my man.

Now you spend another 2 weeks furiously looking into the next opportunities.

You can make that 20k look like half a million with 3 or 4 great plays.

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https://lichess.org/7537dvRt
again!

>> No.25151556

>>25151031
>Tfw if crypto dumps they'll take the stock market with it
Fucking cryptofags keep your misery contained to your market.

>> No.25151576

https://lichess.org/QneQSF8h
This is the last one.

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>>25150832
>>25150935
There is NO OTHER PLACE FOR THE MONEY TO GO

Jesus christ don't you guys have the slightest understanding of what the Fed has done?

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>>25151556
>crypto might tank the market

BAN CRYPTO NOW REEEEE

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>>25151556
Then I hope BTC rejects 25k and dumps back to 22k, a market dip and a crypto dip means I can ride the escalator back up.

>> No.25151743

>>25151670
BTC just hit an all time high....

>> No.25151775

Is NIO day priced in?

>> No.25151782

>>25151650
>There is NO OTHER PLACE FOR THE MONEY TO GO
I'd say gold and silver but apparently everybody forgot shiny rocks are a thing... Seeing silver at $25 really bogle my mind.

>> No.25151783

>>25151743
And yet 25k appears to not be in the cards. Better luck next time, maxipads.

>> No.25151790

>>25151782
JPMorgan 2strong.

>> No.25151844

>>25151782
I think silver is a good price, I was looking into picking up 100oz but I'm not sure, pmg must be biased so I'm wary.

>> No.25151918

>>25151775
Last NIO day they skyrocketed 3x

Just sayin'

>>25151783
If I had to put money on it, it'll happen by Sunday.

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uh, AMDbros?

>> No.25151956

>>25151920
retard

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>>25151782
>check ebay
>gold sovereign 1912 George V
>bids only

People shouldn't be auctioning the currency I want.

>> No.25151965

>>25151844
PM's never do anything. They're a goddamn joke and will never save you from the apocalypse. As soon as they truly become valuable the government won't allow you to have them any more. Simple as that.

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>>25151005
i honestly don't know why this is so hard for you fucks.

>buy OPTI, which you should have done at around 4 cents which is very obvious support which you had tons of time to do and would be at over 100% profit by now like me (but even buying OPTI now is fine since it's going higher)
>hodl until dec 31st news
>sell at least half at whatever it pumps to, or hell just sell the whole thing and walk away forever

it's like you've never bought the rumor and sold the news before ffs, a 5 year old could understand this but you pussies can't for some reason. $2 B I L L I O N, follow the money. im sick of having to explain this.

just remember GME going up. why? because consoles provided them with a gigantic fucking revenue stream. and investors saw that. it's so fucking easy if you weren't retarded.

>> No.25151996

>>25151920
>half a year from now
Boring. Might as well be a LEAP.

>> No.25152021

>>25151965
As Franklin Delano Roosevelt I can confirm.

>> No.25152061

>all the stocks I sold yesterday rallied to a higher point by the end of the day

Fuck.

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>>25151965
>society collapses
>PM's become valuable
>joggers come to your house in hordes and steal them from you after raping you to death

all i invest in are stocks, guns, ammo, and pemmican.

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>>25151790
Yep, i've really mixed feeling about JPM... In one hand i'm happy their constant manipulation allow me to buy cheapies, on the other hand they seem to never give up the goddamn thing. It have been over a fucking decade they inherited the lehman's silver short position, let it go ffs!
Why don't they leave silver free is beyond me.

At first i thought it was simply to cheap accoomulate, corner the market then dump it once it would reach an interesting price. But after 10 years of stacking over 350M physical ounces, they prefered to let go over half their physical position at a ridiculously low price (after the march dip) to fulfil only 3 months of COMEX delivery instead of letting the COMEX defaulting and make an absolute killing afterward.

I also thought they could have been hoarding on behalf of another entity, namely the US treasury, in case of a partial restauration of a silver standard to compete with the gold yuan/ruble. But it's not that either since, once again, they comex'd away 180M oz.

Then i thought they could perma-short it to serve the interests of the industrial sector, who love cheap silver, but it doesn't really make sense...

Really i don't see it. Why would JPM spend so much energy and money to permashort silver and hold hundreds of millions oz for 10 years (imagine the storage costs...) to then sell it at the absolute bottom. Nothing make sense. One could say it's just push the normies to stay far away from silver as a store of value for their savings, and to give them the impression that returning to a precious metal backed currency is impossible, but really it sound far fetched when the usual fud propaganda on talmudivision would do the trick..
I'm clueless really.

>> No.25152076
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>>25149262
is this whole "getting a gf" meme a trick to get me to spend my hard earned money (from gambling) on women?

>> No.25152081

>>25152066
Why would niggers be aware that you own PMs exactly? That's not really something you brag about...

>> No.25152100

>>25152081
Because you have a well defended compound, you must be defending something.

>> No.25152118

>>25152076
>>25152076
>basic biological urge
>meme
yes, it's just like the food meme and the water meme

>> No.25152121

>>25152076
Yes.

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>>25152066
Honestly you have it right. Doomsday fags should just stock up on as many guns and as much ammo as possible. That's all that will matter.
>>25152076
Yes. I highly recommend 2d women. They will love you more than any 3dpd ever could
>>25152081
Niggers can smell wealth from miles away

>> No.25152145

>>25152066
>Owning enough ammo to kill the entire jogger population of your county five times over
Unequivocally based.

Also, I just got three tractor captchas in a row. Is this bullish?

>> No.25152172

>>25152140
stop posting

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>>25152140
>NIG id
I'm so sorry anon

>> No.25152207

>>25152172
you shut your whore mouth when you talk to Mikoposter

>> No.25152218
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>https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20201224005214/en/EQUITY-ALERT-Rosen-Law-Firm-Files-Securities-Class-Action-Lawsuit-Against-CD-Projekt-S.A.-%E2%80%93-OTGLY-OTGLF
Thoughts?

>> No.25152220

>>25152207
who even is Mikoposter? Is it always /smg/ update anon? Or is it only sometimes him?

>> No.25152226

>>25152207
>giving posters names
>>>/reddit/
absolute faggot

>> No.25152242

>>25152218
>get woke
>go broke

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>>25152226
yes, I'm 'giving him a name'
you're trying too hard

>> No.25152258

Tesla has the market cap of the next top 9 car companies combined

>> No.25152259

>>25152226
>thinking that the way we colloquially refer to other anons is anything like reddit's username system
anon please

>> No.25152278

>>25152258
FA for the most part doesn't work in the current market. Just ride the memes and be happy.

>> No.25152295

>>25152259
it is
trying to be a personality on an anonymous imageboard is very reddit as well

>> No.25152323

this was a really nice and comfy thread until this faggot showed up

>> No.25152334

>>25152323
americans woke up

>> No.25152348

>>25152334
Wow rude posting on Christmas. I hope you have big gains anon

>> No.25152361

>>25152334
Its 7:45 AM on the east coast right now, I think it's more likely to be a british person

>> No.25152375

Merry Christmas frens. We're all going to make it.

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>>25152218
It will cause another dip if this goes trough, and it most likely will
the company itself isn't bad when you're looking at their fundamentals and they still sold over 13 million copies after all the refunds

problematic is their exposure to china since they are sucking the CCPs dick when it comes to listing games on their GOG website
a lot of people are pissed after they took down a taiwanese game because the chinks complained

the witcher series will always pump enough money for them so the company will survive
will it reach 100$ again? yeah, maybe in 3-4 years

>> No.25152390

>>25152220
There is more than one miko enthusiast in these threads.

>> No.25152400
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>UUUU

>> No.25152406

>>25152390
she's a popular girl

>> No.25152449

>>25152066
Ideally, society doesn’t literally collapse overnight, so you can use the time during which things are starting to get freaky to use some of your appreciating boomer rocks to get yourself to a safer place or jurisdiction

>> No.25152479

>>25150936
It's time to stop posting

>> No.25152494

>>25152449
Someone here posted a document referencing how all debt will be forgiven but the trade off will be that you will never own anything again. I think it was referencing canada. I think that's what's more than likely to happen. Not a societal collapse like many expect. It's arguably a much darker future.

>> No.25152501

One day the entire system will implode. But since it can’t be predicted what day or even year there’s no way to profit from it.

>> No.25152546
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It's Christmas and I'm here

>> No.25152560

>>25152546
lmao retard its early in the morning and people don't usually open presents this early so why not be on 4chan?

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>>25152546
Me too fren. Although I'm going to my parents house later. Dad is firing up the smoker to make brisket, turkey, and polish sausage. I'm trying to starve myself all day for that.

>> No.25152580

>>25152546
>and that's a bad thing

>> No.25152586

>>25152381
> management completely incompetent
> caught lying several times
> Witcher talent left the company
> new diversity hires
> first tripple A studio that got pulled from the Sony store (which is quite an accomplishment)

The company is a giant mess

>> No.25152598

I had a dream that my ex GF wanted to hang out with me again.
I start daytime drinking now bc it hurts so bad.

I am also a BABA bagholder

my life truly sucks

>> No.25152615

>>25152546
You can be here with us

>> No.25152625

>>25152598
I decided to give up my lexapro and now I have headaches but I got tired of the pharma-jew and need to be natural. Also I hold RYCEY so I understand your pain.

>> No.25152690

>>25152598
I hear a dream that I was driving the Manson family a ride home and we were running from police in my super cool early 2000s style ricer.
I quit drinking and smoking to improve my health.

I'm also a mining baron.

My life is okay.

>> No.25152721

>>25150721
>VUZI
nibba, im going to sell my microsoft gains and put them into vuzix, this is a decade play that can go x10-20 from here

>> No.25152767

>>25150564
Jew

>> No.25152778

so my sister sent me condoms for christmas as a joke because she thinks I'm a incel but I actually got a decent gift($300 dollar spa certificate)

why are all women so mean?

>> No.25152803

>>25152778
You are just a simp.

>> No.25152833

>>25152778
>condoms for christmas as a joke because she thinks I'm a incel
I don't get it
if you're an incel surely you wouldn't need the condoms because you aren't fucking anyone

>> No.25152853

Christmas morning and I'm opening presents with the family posting on 4chan lmao

>> No.25152861

>>25152778
She got you condoms because she wants you to fuck her, dork.

>> No.25152874

>>25152833
yea that's the joke

>> No.25152887

>>25152861
this

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Merry christmas frens I ate 999 food now I'm here

>> No.25152903
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We all might make it after all!

>> No.25152907

>>25149861
Pay an outrageous amount of taxes depending on your location.

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>>25152778
Tell your sister only faggots and sailors use condoms

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>>25149861
Is it gains sharing time?

>> No.25152993

>>25152861
And he only got her a $300 spa certificate. He got off cheap.

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How hard will PLTR dump when it's open for its employees?

>> No.25153024

>>25152721
Depends, the stock seems to be heavily manipulated by a whale with a short play. However profits/revenues are expected to be 5-10x greater in Q4 2020 than in Q4 2019, so maybe I forgetti that fat whalestack of 99k shares that brought the price down from 11 dollars to 8 dollars and buy back in around 9 dollars.

>> No.25153027

>>25150865
this is why diversifying is a meme until your portfolio is bigger
cut down some tickers so u can actually afford 100 shares on the best ones

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25153086

kek, bongs got fucked hard

>> No.25153088
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25153088

>brexit done
>Goyim taking the vaccine
RYCEY bagholders are we gonna make it in 2021?

>> No.25153108

>>25149262
What does beta and delta mea

>> No.25153129
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>ctrl+f oil
>no results
So I was talking to a guy yesterday about how oil is needed because how many products can be made from it etc. and he mentioned oil stocks. Where should I place my bets if I’m looking at oil stocks?

>> No.25153161

>>25153129
Fugro

>> No.25153169

>>25153086
This is the brice of freedom. :DD

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Airplanes aren't real. I figured out how they do it.

The windows are TV screens. The whole thing moves through underground tunnels in the earth. Airports are more like train stations.

They do this because the sky is full of monsters that they don't want us to know about. The planes we see in the sky are the monsters. The government made the earth trains look like monsters so they could lie to us better.

Don't contact me.

>> No.25153200

>>25153169
>freedom
need loicense on it

>> No.25153240

>>25153086
>no services agreement
lmao, london is dead

>> No.25153268

>>25153169
>>25153200

this is a massive win for the EU, they can keep the trade with the UK, but they can also impose regulatory structures to fuck up UK industries

>> No.25153286

if you had $60k in your checking account, and wanted to buy a house, and at the same time make a killing in stonks before, what stonk would you buy

>> No.25153294

>>25153086
So, they became like any other country trading with the EU but with some benefits? I'm not seeing anything wrong with this.

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>>25149262
Why yes I have clf calls how could you tell

>> No.25153323

>>25153161
Why Fugro? I work there kek

>> No.25153325

>>25153286
Seriously don't put that money in anything until you lurk for a few weeks at least

>> No.25153332

>>25153312
cute snowflakes

>> No.25153335

>>25153312
>fat spike into the crab
hopefully we get one more fat spike this next month

>> No.25153336

>>25153129
Good lord this is the most Jewish stock I’ve ever heard in my life

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>>25149305
Merry Christmas /smg/ and a little shout out to any /ptg/ anons hiding here and getting stronger.

>> No.25153347

>>25153325
Will prolly end up using it for down payment

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>>25153294
Ya like the EU doesn´t fuck these countries up, you want to import certain shit into the EU? Oh no sorry, your Banana has to have a certain length and certain curvature

>> No.25153356

>>25153286
You'd honestly be better off waiting for the rug pull that is going to eventually happen.

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25153359

BCRX bros, do you think we'll get the catalyst before the end of the year?

>> No.25153370

>>25153323
Looks like it can't go lower and the earnings aren't that bad compared to previous years

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It’s dry as fuck in California atm

>> No.25153453

BABA CHADS, REPORT IN

>> No.25153473

>>25149346
Christ is with you, you fucking retard.

>> No.25153475

>>25150564
Poo on your keyboard

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25153484

To late for SCCO?

>> No.25153497

Long calls on TQQQ and then using the rest of my portfolio on 50% margin SPY is pretty safe right

>> No.25153523

>>25153286
PSTH

>> No.25153545

do deep in the money calls have a market when they close? will anyone buy them when they expire? or is assignment the only choice then?

>> No.25153564

Hope you guys didn’t sell your bitcoin miners.

>> No.25153583

>>25153545
Yes bots will buy them. Even if you price them one cent below their extrinsic value they are a 1 dollar discount on stock and bots will buy them and immediately exercise and sell the underlying security for a dollar profit
Gives them 0 risk

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25153592

Why do chinks hate Alibaba all the sudden?

Is it literally cause muh government says so?

>> No.25153596

>>25150971
What made them drop from like 9 dollars to less than 1 in 2019?

>> No.25153608

>>25152778
Sounds like sis wants you. Post her feet

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25153622

$SRAC anyone? Feel like autistic zoomers are going to pump this shit to the moon.

>> No.25153630

>>25153583
I mean intrinsic*

>> No.25153637

>>25153583
thanks, that is a pretty good strategy for the note. looking at uso calls

>> No.25153640

>People think PSTH won't hit 40+ when other memes are already at 2x NAV

>> No.25153648

>>25153637
>note
bots*

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25153660

RIP. Where should I put this money? unfi ktos fubo baba?

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25153665

>didnt know gme earnings was after hours when only the jews could trade
>set a stop loss for that
>stop loss shut off it dropped 20%
>if i actaully sold it before close and then bought back i would be up like 50% and have more shares

>> No.25153705

>>25149719
>masks to go jogging
>wearing a mask at all
Where do you live?

>> No.25153713

Wrapping up the year very comfy with my dividend payments. What to start buying long hold growth stocks. What’s your best long hold /smg/?

>> No.25153746

>>25153713
cleveland crabs

>> No.25153780

>BTC price
I hope anons held their shitcoin miners

>> No.25153781

>>25153713
Just get a large crap growth fund like VUG and be done with it

>> No.25153794
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25153794

>20,000 Euros
MARAUDERS RISE UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25153841

>>25153780
still holding riot and mara

>> No.25153844
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25153844

i wish the feds gave us a real ass market crash

it would be better now were sitting gambling every day with an artifically pumped stock market. it would of been better if it just crashed we moved on started buying again and making steady gains

now were just buying stocks knowing theres an impending bubble

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25153855

>>25149861
>>25152955
That's fucking awesome. Pic related is all I managed to do this year. Feels bad to fail when the money printer was on for so long. RH is just my play money but it's still embarrassing.

>> No.25153858

>>25153665
>not being able to trade afterhours
who's your broker?

>> No.25153879

>>25153844
I don't think there will be a great crash like 2008/2009
Think of the fed pumping all these years as a rebasing, as if the origin line or where zero is, has been shifted higher forever

>> No.25153886

>>25153858
Fidelity it’s such a fucking gay nanny piece of shit I’m surprised it lets you buy stocks without filling out an application every time christ

>> No.25153892

>>25153844
they do nowadays and you might actually get politicians/bankers killed

>> No.25153920

>>25153844
there's just too much to do, too much opportunity for everyone for there to be a long standing decline in the markets. I have a feeling it will be like that for several more years,maybe until 2025

>> No.25153934

>>25153746
Had those once. Shaved my pubes to get rid of

>> No.25153935

>>25153713
NEE

>> No.25153942
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25153942

Merry Christmas! Hopefully 2021 will bring loads of Profit for everyone. Hope everyone has a good one today!. P.S - RYCEY; the only thing holding it down is Covid. (Brexit is history). Wonder Woman 1984 is out today so if your bored why not watch it? Could be worse things in life, watching a hot babe running around ain't one of them.

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25153954

>>25153879
I guess this is the final proof that Keynes was right and Austrian economics is bullshit

>> No.25153970

>>25152955
congrats bro I was almost you but instead I fucked it up royally

>> No.25154011

>>25153942
> Gal Gadot
> a hot babe

>> No.25154012

>uk lockdowns
>us stocks tank
>rycey goes up

>> No.25154024
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25154024

Just made some chocolate chip cookies, frens. You want some?

>> No.25154031

WHAT THE FUCK WAS oh right

>> No.25154043
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25154043

>>25153942
>shamelessly shilling RYCEY
Based
>watch wonder woman
>cape shit
>cape shit starring a woman
>cape shit starring a woman who is also a jew
Hard pass

>> No.25154052

>>25153886
jfc. consider TDAmer if possible.

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25154056

>>25154031

>> No.25154061

>>25154024
Don't even ask next time just bring 'em

>> No.25154078

>Merry Christmas Grandma! I got you a Bitcoin!
>It's this new thing called cryptocurrency.
>"Ah, yes, so this is what the kids are doing these days on their newfangled BlackBerry smartphones"
>"I remember reading about cryptocurrency in the newspaper, but I didn't really know how to get into it"
>"I mailed a telegram to my Vanguard broker asking to buy some but after 3-5 business days they telephoned me to say they didn't support it"
>You can even buy more, it's real easy, just click here.
>"Wow, look how much it's gone up! We're all gonna be rich!"

>*bzzt* *bzzt*
>Monsieur Bogdanov
>They bought

>> No.25154093

>>25150591
Ledger wallet, binance or coinbase to buy

>> No.25154101

>>25153954
>money velocity: 0

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>>25154056

>> No.25154122
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25154122

>he's not balls deep invested in PLTR
Pitful!

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25154129

hey,

Merry Christmas

>> No.25154132

>>25154101
that's what consoomers are for

>> No.25154140

>>25153017
When will that be?

>> No.25154141

>>25154122
My entire portfolio is PLTR, these faggots will never understand the level at which we operate.

>> No.25154144

Happy Crimbo frens!

>> No.25154149

I NEED MORE MONEY

ive emptied out 2 bank accounts on stocks but i wont touch my big bank account with all the money in it and its a pain in the ass to link anyways

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25154158

>>25153942
>Wonder Woman 1984 is out today so if your bored why not watch it?
Because I'm not a cocksucking faggot.

>> No.25154163

>>25154132
>thinking consoomers are getting 20 billion dollars a day and not shekelstein's "investment" account

>> No.25154175

>>25154149
RH is going to start offering margin at 2.5% apparently

>> No.25154197

>>25154175
my gambling is already getting out of hand id rather dip into my money or just see if i can scrape together some more money or something

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25154200

>>25153942
would rather watch this elite shrine maiden

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25154213

>>25154122
>>25154141
1.1k PLTR stack reporting in

>> No.25154215

>>25154163
they'll just give more money fo them programz n sheit

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25154235

>>25153942
>3D capeshit
Sorry, I only watch anime featuring cute girls.

>> No.25154242

Merry Christmas you boners

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25154255

God damnit can christmas end already, I want to watch lines move around on my screen

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>>25154200
Based I'm watching as well..
https://youtu.be/H6kk1LjABSw

>> No.25154281

>>25154175
I think the 2.5% rate is already in effect, no?

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>>25154235
Question

Are these anime girls?

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25154300

>>25154175
>Buy SPACs on margin
>Mathematically impossible to be margin called since maintenance margin is below NAV

>> No.25154308

You guys are opening your stockings right now with A Christmas Story playing in the background......right?

>> No.25154336

>>25154308
i prefer listening to sauce walka

>> No.25154355

>>25154308
No, that’s in a few hours

>> No.25154373

>>25154297
2D traps are girls with dicks
3D traps are men with tits

>> No.25154389

>>25154122
I love PLTR, those premiums are soooooo juicy.

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>>25154297
Cute is cute, anon.

>> No.25154399

>>25154308
I'm replaying Majikoi for the 30th time.

>> No.25154414

bros im pretty scared looking at boomer stocks jesus christ

so many fucking stocks that just completely fucking died in 2000 and 2008 like holy shit just never fucking recovered. just straight to the floor overnight and dead forever

>> No.25154436

>>25154414
What do you think Tesla and other meme stocks will do?

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25154442

>>25154395
>>25154373
Revealed.

>> No.25154443

>>25154414
Sounds like what will happen to GME :>

>> No.25154463

>>25154436
crazy to think theres been a million people who bought it at 650+

>>25154443
gme is known for going up and down over the years

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>>25154300
yeah this nigga knows what's up

>> No.25154500

>>25154414
That’s why you put most of your money into an index and just do short term plays with 5-10% on individual stocks, shorts, or options

>> No.25154511

>>25154500
etfs were flat for 15 years after 2000. im pump and dumping scams

>> No.25154531

>>25154511
the fuck are you talking about? S&P is like 10% early returns

>> No.25154540

>>25154511
ETFs still paid divvies.

>> No.25154546

>>25154531
if you happen to be a boomer who had a bulk of your meme fund in an etf at 1999 you were fucked for 15 years

>> No.25154548

>>25154531
yearly

>> No.25154600

>>25154531
the s&p isn't a bank account that pays out a fixed percentage lol, you can be underwater for years

>> No.25154604

>>25153359
I hope so bro
7.84 average here

>> No.25154626

>>25154436
do you have any hope that 2021 will be some how better than 2020?

>> No.25154657

baking

>> No.25154668

>>25154442
As if I wasn't painfully aware. My wife nicknamed one of her 3d printers after the left one.

>> No.25154694

>>25154600
S&P only goes up.

>> No.25154734

>>25154600
Yeah, imagine if you bought the top in 2000 and was finally break-even in 2007 just to have it dump again and not be profitable until 2013.. kek'd

>> No.25154737

new :O

>>25154715
>>25154715
>>25154715

>> No.25154762

>>25154122
>>25154141
>>25154213
What’s a reasonable strike price for an expiry in Jan 22?
Or is going that far out a bad idea?

>> No.25155239

>>25149346

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbNFVSRET2c