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Hello /biz/. For undisclosed reasons I need to make 1 billion dollars next year or I will die. I need to know the best way to do this, my current net worth is $3.42

>> No.25148847

>>25148743
Spend the 3.42 cents and start sucking dicks and investing it into Statera.

>> No.25148915

>>25148743
Hey, I won't be the one to shill any shitcoins. I seriously propose reading "Zero to One" by Peter Thiel (Co-founder of Paypal) and going from there.
Wish you luck, also think along doing something IoT related, since that is the 4th industrial revolution. Iota is undervalued right now, develop a value-creating project and your grandkids are set for life.

>> No.25148929

>>25148743
Take as much loan as possible and bet on Trump being president on Jan 20, 2021

>> No.25149035

hack a DeFi project

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25149643

Borrow 100k, all in btc and dmg, wait a year and boom. Got yourself a bil.