/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.25146692]

Christmas at Prange's edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

Previous >>25143591

[Anonymous No.25146700]

Merry Christmas!! For unto us a child is born!

[Anonymous No.25146727]

Rate my current portfolio
I feel like I'm starting to become too diversified
>>25146700
Merry Christmas bros

[Anonymous No.25146731]

Cunnies get the cummies

[Anonymous No.25146734]

Someone explain this meme to me, wtf is it?

[Anonymous No.25146755]

/smg/ video anon, I want to explain to you why I hate the soijack poster so much - why he makes me so angry
Soijack poster is a 22 year old zoomer, who lurks /smg/ 12+ hours a day
for the last three months, he has posted shit tier posts like pic related regarding GME
anons would be having a discussion about GME, and he would insert himself in the conversation with shitty soijack FUD for MONTHS.
after the (expected) Q3 miss, he went on a real spree posting the FUD in every thread - nobody would even be talking about GME and he'd be spamming soijack GME FUD
when you lurk 12+ hours a day and respond to every single mention of GME with FUD, you are effectively able to change the culture of the thread. Newfags saw the soijack poster, they're new so they think that it's different people doing it (not realizing it's just one faggot who lurks here 12 hours a day) so then the newfags copy the soijack poster to try to fit in to the thread culture. Soijack poster effectively changed the thread culture to where posting about GME / having a position in GME was a thing to be mocked and ridiculed
Because of this, people stopped discussing GME. Many, many /smg/ lurkers sold their position / lost faith in GME - why should they continue holding waiting for the coom when “seemingly” all the people that gave them the idea originally are now shitting on it / super against it?
This is why I hate the soijack poster and want him to kill himself. 4chan is the last place on the internet where people can discuss ideas freely and openly. To have some faggot 22 year old zoomer come in and prevent open discussion is especially not good for a stock market community. I absolutely despise someone who tries to silence open discussion.
GME was the easiest homerun of this year. We all knew it / have known it since August.

[Anonymous No.25146769]

Long tqqq

[Anonymous No.25146770]

>>25146700
>a literal nigger displayed in the nativity scene
Do mutts really believe this globohomo garbage lmao?

[Anonymous No.25146775]

Keep increasing my position in UUUU, I think I've come down with a bad case of Uranium fever.

[Anonymous No.25146773]

>>25146755
We are all here trying to make money. We are all here trying to become fuck you rich. When you have someone like soijack poster spamming FUD 12+ hours a day, he both prevented people in /smg/ from making money AND lost people money
Fuck that guy. Fuck anybody who is actively trying to make you lose money. Fuck anyone who silences open discussion. Fuck anyone who spams shit tier FUD 12+ hours a day for three months. Fuck the soijack poster. I genuinely hope that he kills himself so that I don’t have to read his shit posts in /smg/ anymore. He is the biggest faggot on this board.
As much as you hate CLF tranny /smg/ video anon, at least CLF tranny is *trying* to make other people money. He is not actively trying to make people lose money. Soijack poster is 10x worse than CLF tranny. Let that sink in. Do you know how low of human garbage you have to be to be worse than CLF tranny? There is literally no one worse in /smg/ than soijack poster as there are no other posters who are actively trying to lose people money. Soijack poster explained that the reason he does it is because he thinks it’s funny to lose other people money. He is the biggest faggot in /smg/ with no other equals. Even twinky making boipucci portapotty posts is less of a faggot than soijack poster, as even twinky is not actively trying to lose people money. It blows my mind that people in /smg/ support someone who is actively trying to lose everyone money. It is the antithesis of /smg/. We are all here to make money. We are all here to become fuck you rich. We are all here to make it. Fuck anyone who is actively trying to lose people money.
(and for all the newfags reading this, posting soijacks does not equal soijack poster. Soijack poster is a specific individual - if you’re reading this soijack poster, eat shit and kill yourself faggot)

[Anonymous No.25146785]

>>25146731
Nah. Miko got the Christmas cummies.

[Anonymous No.25146803]

>>25146773
But most of all
FUCK KIKES

[Anonymous No.25146814]

>>25146775
I know I’m buying more on Monday since I have some spare cash.

Intel is out, should I buy a position into amd or tsm bois?

[Anonymous No.25146822]

>>25146770
The wise men were always different races, meant to symbolize that kings from all over the whole world recognizing him as the messiah

[Anonymous No.25146837]

So I have about 50K I’m not investing yet... I’m willing to throw in another 10-20K into investments in the next couple of weeks, but only if something really seems worthwhile.
Any suggestions? I’ve seen great ones I’ve sadly passed on

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25146838]

>>25146773
if you only make money, you don't understand how to make money... sunk costs and shit... when was the last time you put your dick in a pussy.... what ever have fun kiddo, uhh you are probably on a good path, better than most, but you're still ignorant...

[Anonymous No.25146840]

>>25146770
Some do, Jews are very effective at being evil.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25146853]

>>25146822
and joesph redemes cuckholdry.

[Anonymous No.25146855]

It sounds like NGA is going to eat the 2500 garbage trucks contact from NKLA.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SPACs/comments/kjf6nq/nga_could_be_getting_the_republic_services_refuse/

[Anonymous No.25146863]

If the stock market crashes and I buy qqq leaps what happens?

After the crash ofc

[Anonymous No.25146870]

>>25146755
Dude I told you weeks ago that the soijack poster had a position in GME pic related. Stop trying to babysit this general, there is always gonna be retards that buy the top and sell the dip. SPI being a good example and most recently shit like MARA. I’ve held GME prior to Q2 and I shitpost on red days and spam GME on green days. If newfags fail to understand that’s what a lot of people do here for stocks they hold, they’re ngmi and who cares.

[Anonymous No.25146872]

>>25146755
you're stretching the meme kiddo.

[Anonymous No.25146882]

>>25146755
stop giving him so much power.
I fell for his FUD too and started browsing around the same time as him. The second he sent me the vocaroo i could tell he was a zoomer like me and 22 as well. I could tell he was a fucking twink faggot and id rock him in irl if i ever get the chance. He does make me lol sometimes.

Also guys my sub pump beoke and my basment is flooding im drunnk and high help please

[Anonymous No.25146884]

Is there such a thing as having TOO much (You) (You) (You) (You)? Over the few short days since I started buying, I keep thinking I'm going to get bogged but it doesn't seem to ever happen.

t. /pmg/

[Anonymous No.25146889]

>>25146822
>The wise men were always different races
Truly brainwashed by talmudic propaganda i see. Trannie wise women next? Or an abo magus?

[Anonymous No.25146897]

>>25146853
>god using your wife to fulfill an ancient prophesy and redeem a sinful world
>lol he’s a cuck

I’ll pray for you anon

[Anonymous No.25146904]

>>25146863
Can it crash unless it's something like the 2008 crash due to the new blood?


What happened with COVID was that it would appear that retailers took the floor from under the institutions who were dumping.

[Anonymous No.25146903]

>>25146773
https://voca.ro/18OxJO0XiWCs

[Anonymous No.25146905]

>having "faith" in GME instead of doing DD

[Anonymous No.25146907]

>>25146755
>>25146773
I can't wait for the vocaroo.

[Anonymous No.25146910]

>>25146755
This is some prime cut autism

[Anonymous No.25146914]

>>25146870
>soijack poster had a position in GME
What you're not getting is that this makes him an even bigger faggot than he would be otherwise. Imagine actively FUDing your own position and preventing people from hopping on the gravy train
>there is always gonna be retards that buy the top and sell the dip
Yeah, there will be. But we don't need to make it worse / exacerbate it. We don't need to be actively trying to make people make bad decisions. Why is that a good thing? Why would we support people actively trying to lose people money?

[Anonymous No.25146917]

JAPAN!! SUCKS YOU ALL LOST YOUR MONEY BUT JAPAN SOON BROS. TRUST THE PLAN . OH YOU LOST MOST OF YOUR MONEY? SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN EARLIER FAGGOTs!
>Bcrx

[Anonymous No.25146920]

>>25146884
It’s smart until it isn’t

[Anonymous No.25146928]

>TAKE SOME MONEY OFF THE TABLE!!1

[Anonymous No.25146939]

>>25146903
Fucking based.

[Anonymous No.25146941]

>>25146903
You're such a faggot
>omg I used a nerdy voice!! I sure owned him!!
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.25146942]

>>25146837
Throw a small amount into bitcoin miners like MARA, RIOT, or BITF.V. Stimulus money is going to inflate all assets such as bitcoin and in relation the bitcoin miners. Buy shares and sell OTM calls. The premium is very nice.

[Anonymous No.25146944]

>hopping on the gravy train

[Anonymous No.25146951]

>>25146905
This desu, your conviction in a stock should absolutely NOT EVER come from /smg/, you should use this thread as a collection of ideas (some great, some terrible) and as a place to START your research

[Anonymous No.25146961]

Christ is born! Remember to FOMO into UUUU before it’s too late.

[Anonymous No.25146965]

>>25146889
It’s three kings from different parts of the world (the black guy is supposed to be from Abyssinia/Ethiopia) that meet up and realize they are all going to the same place and offer homage to Christ, king of kings.

If you don’t get this you probably aren’t smart enough for stonks

[Anonymous No.25146980]

>>25146920
Right.

Are there any other gud US nuclear industry companies that are worth investing in?

[Anonymous No.25146981]

>>25146928
but if I take money off the table that's less money employed in the process of making more money, doesn't that defeat the entire concept of compounding?

[Anonymous No.25146984]

>>25146942
Thanks... I did have some MARA and sold for a small profit before the last dump. It’s still cheaper for what I sold for, so I’m considering buying back in. I do need to start just thinking longer term though

[Anonymous No.25146985]

>>25146870
People buy peaks because they don't follow the stock and just yolo their money in. No poster is going to do that. The people doing this are new or stupid.

MARA is a perfect example. It was basically tracking the bitcoin price for weeks until earlier this week where it mooned inexplicably and with no correlation to the underlying bitcoin price. Over the past two days it dumped and corrected and is probably going to be more predictable now

[Anonymous No.25146988]

>>25146855
As someone that actually drives a trash truck for a living I couldn’t imagine the battery capacity/storage needed to power one for 12 hours a day holy shit.

[Anonymous No.25147002]

What would happen if pension funds were compelled by law to dump investments that haven't kept up with inflation for 6 years straight?

[Anonymous No.25147006]

>>25146755
>>25146773
as autistic as you are, you are 100% right, and are fighting a good fight
fuck that guy. he is annoying as fuck

[Anonymous No.25147016]

What happens if I buy apple leaps with a low strike

[Anonymous No.25147018]

Bros I make a living off selling weeklies how can i feed my son now that someone posted a soijak meme image to FUD because i do all my dd on 4chan and i panic sold all my positions my son won't have any breakfast for a month now

[Anonymous No.25147019]

>>25147002
Value stock / Russell 2000 apocalypse

[Anonymous No.25147024]

>>25146965
Lol this guy thinks the old Ethiopians were black

[Anonymous No.25147030]

>>25146773
>>25146755
didn't end up being as funny as I thought it would be
thanks for the effort anyway anon, Merry Christmas

[Anonymous No.25147031]

>>25146965
If you don't get you are being tricked by blatant jewish propaganda you aren't smart enough for breathing.

[Anonymous No.25147046]

>>25147024
>we wuz crackas n shiet
Okay, that's a new one

[Anonymous No.25147053]

>>25147018
I know how you feel man. Some rude Anon got me to buy the exact top of MARA and I had to sell for a $40 loss. Sure was hard explaining to my wife why her son wasn't getting dinner that night. Fucking FUDers.

[Anonymous No.25147061]

>>25146840
Is it a new trend or it appeared a while back already? I don't ever remember seeing a nigger in a nativity scene, even if displayed in the US.

[Anonymous No.25147067]

>>25147018
kill yourself
you're a faggot 22 year old zoomer living at home with mommy and daddy
you have no idea what the real world is like
you have no idea what people in /smg/ go through to support themselves and their families
you are human garbage for actively trying to lose people money
kill yourself you humongous faggot

[Anonymous No.25147073]

>>25147053
Degenerates like you deserve to lose that amount times 1000

[Anonymous No.25147076]

You people are soulless soijack poster makes me giggle every day

[Anonymous No.25147091]

>>25147046
We have another clueless nigger worshiper here it seems.
Next you'll tell us France always has been a black country because Paris is full of niggers today?

[Anonymous No.25147117]

>>25147067
bruh I'm sympathetic to your cause because the soijack poster is indeed a massive faggot, but seriously, if you can't afford to lose money you shouldn't be gambling it on 4chan memes

>>25147076
he literally has two boring schitcks
>lisp into a microphone
>post the same 5 images over and over

[Anonymous No.25147118]

>>25147061
Are you kidding me? Balthasar has literally always been black.

[Anonymous No.25147128]

>>25147016
As far as price movement goes you essentially have stock aka dollar delta

[Anonymous No.25147133]

Now you guys are shitposting with a Christmas story playing in the background......right?

[Anonymous No.25147137]

>>25147073
What did I do to deserve that fate?!

[Anonymous No.25147151]

>>25147133
No, shit posting with this in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qwuunwIEc8

[Anonymous No.25147155]

>>25146903
It's a Christmas miracle

[Anonymous No.25147159]

>>25147133
I drank 3oz of Captain Morgan and listened to the Jethro Tull Christmas Album twice

[Anonymous No.25147162]

>>25147030
It's not as funny as it used to be because i think we've all slowly realized he is full on aspergers so he took the shitposting seriously and panic sold his positions
I cannot fathom someone who actually sells their positions because i soijak posted on a thread really hard one time (once) for a week straight. I did do it over the course of 12 hours a couple days in this week but this sperglord is acting like I have been consistently GME fud'ing every day to the point where I have actively bullied a large group of /smg/ posters into avoiding discussing GME.
The reality is that >>25147067 this guy is just a fucking actual retard who liquidated his positions he gambled way too much money into because of a soiboy nintendo worshipper meme.
It actually still is funny to me as I type this out nvm. Just imagining some hysterical autist panic exiting his January GME calls because he saw soijak posting in october and didn't do any other dd from any other platform besides a School Shooter Training Forum

[Anonymous No.25147165]

>>25146814
How long can it stay green

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25147170]

look im just a guy who goes to a fucking roman catholic church as a kid... i see the fucking pope resign? a pontiff appointed by god, resign... im not accepted in any of the kike's synogauges... jewish women aren't very must attractive as uhh... well i guess i have a fetish for a certain woman.. i think there are great teachings in the old testiment but if i had to give up my shrimps, my oysters, my pigs? uhh, what am i doing? unclean and have to be cleaned... they do these rituals so even if you're unclean you can become clean... they're the liberals of today. i was a liberal of today... there was a time i was using every drug out there for recreational purposes. i liked using mushrooms, lsd, i think my favorite drug will always be cocaine. in that its a powerful stimulant and in combination with other drugs like alcohol, it's kinda there to allow for all information to come through... wait nevermind what i said... mushrooms are the best. i've felt that even looking through my hands with an x-ray vision given to me... looking at my own hands was important for what seemed like hours. and after more time staring at flowers, i moved tripping balls... i layed down closed my eyes and saw inside my mind the fabric of the universe..... how it expands from nothing and how there was a regularity to everything... within the nothing.... the important thing i discovered that nothingness grows on it's own, and 0's multiply and why dividing 0 creates an impossibility... what i understood was the fabric of space and time... the fabric of space time the infinitely expanding universe expands constantly and is only held back because the reason we can't agree on quantum mechanics and general relativity, is we use too many 0s, and infinities to just ignore the cluster fuck of data... but in that moment... i found there is nothing that is 0.... because where there is nothing that is where there is growth.... and this feeling rushed through my body....

[Anonymous No.25147173]

>>25147091
Saying one of the three kings was from north/horn of Africa is not the same as the globohomo propaganda that exists now saying people like Beethoven was a fucking Bantu

Why are you so upset about this? Seems like ur mad bro

[Anonymous No.25147176]

>>25147118
wtf are you smoking shlomo? Now is no time to be rabbiposting, give us a break at least ONE day.

[Anonymous No.25147184]

>>25147170
Sir, this is an Arby's.

[Anonymous No.25147189]

I’ve been here saying to everyone to buy rmg this past month, you could have doubled your money lol

[Anonymous No.25147191]

>>25146984
Yes, however I would tread wisely, determine the maximum amount you want to put into it and average in. I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been in since $2 and this last week was pretty wild holding it. Ever since I purchased my shares and LEAPS and shares I’ve had a price target of $15-$20 and I was thinking it wouldn’t get even remotely close till AFTER stimulus dropped. Speaks volume of what FOMO can do to a stock. The huge drop over the last couple days was because they did a 100m offering of stock which I’d say is bullish since they had essentially no debt before this offering and they can use that cash to buy more bitcoin or more miners. I’ve been studying the bitcoin chart and asking outside this thread and a lot of people say bitcoin tends to dip before Chinese New Year, so keep that in mind. Pic related is to get an idea of what MARA’s mining capabilities will be once they have all their miners.

[Anonymous No.25147201]

>>25147076
Hahah. It makes me giggle to. When i post it. Hahaha I'm giggling right now LMAO

[Anonymous No.25147206]

>>25147189
I didn't see it :(

[Anonymous No.25147208]

>ET dividend yield is 16.52
>possible pipeline legal issue but otherwise seems solid

What am I missing here?

[Anonymous No.25147222]

>>25147201
This is gay as fuck
>haha I'm so funny guys I make myself laugh haHA
you literally have two jokes nigger get over yourself

[Anonymous No.25147234]

>>25147016
Low beta underlying with those LEAPS. I've been considering buying bluechip tech LEAPS with some newfound cash but the underlying beta is just too low for me to think it is worth it. I was thinking of doing NVDA or AAPL LEAPS. But I might just do banking LEAPS instead.

[Anonymous No.25147237]

>>25147206
I make like one post in a thread every few days, hopefully you next time you may catch another x2

[Anonymous No.25147255]

>>25147191
Nice. Appreciate the info. Thanks. I’ll probably open a small position again soon and go from there

[Anonymous No.25147260]

>>25147222
Sometimes I go to bed chuckling to myself thinking about the funny posts I've made on /smg/ in that day.

[Anonymous No.25147261]

>>25147162
you are a huge faggot, and the autist is 100% right about you
you did change the thread culture to where people didn’t openly discuss GME
>imagine trying to lose people money
you’re a faggot

[Anonymous No.25147264]

>>25147176
Like another anon said, it’s supposed to symbolise all races bowing the the King. I don’t like niggers either but there is nothing Jewish about that, it’s wholesome. If you’re still not convinced, look up the Spanish tradition celebrated on the 6th of January. It’s an old tradition and the man playing Balthasar gets his face painted black.

[Anonymous No.25147269]

>>25147162
I have never sold a single GME call. You keep projecting this onto me. Kill yourself. You keep trying to act like this is why I hate you, that I personally sold my positions in GME due to your FUD. No. You're a huge faggot.
You admit yourself in this very post that you do this shit. Kill yourself. You admitted the other day that you do it on purpose as you find it funny to make people lose money. KILL YOURSELF.
>consistently GME fud'ing every day to the point where I have actively bullied a large group of /smg/ posters into avoiding discussing GME
You 100% did you dumb, fucking faggot. Any longterm lurkers in /smg/ can attest to this

[Anonymous No.25147271]

>made 40% on velodyne
>got too excited
>bought a “dip”
>down 10%
Is there a more jewed stock than velodyne? Everyday, the same way, at the same fucking hour, some fucking kike dumps it. Price is unironically being kept artificially down, there were days with insane news that didnt even make it go up a little.

[Anonymous No.25147280]

>Sometimes I go to bed chuckling to myself thinking about the funny posts I've made on /smg/ in that day.

[Anonymous No.25147290]

>>25147260
that's about as autistic as typing out 2000 words about how the bad man with the funny faces made you panic sell GME

[Anonymous No.25147295]

>>25147261
Was baby bullied by my GME soijak posts? Did baby not feel comfortable discussing GME anymore?

[Anonymous No.25147298]

if you want quick 50-100% gains, buy ALPP and thank me after next week

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.25147305]

>it's Christmas and everyone is fighting

[Anonymous No.25147309]

>>25147170
You're too drunk Baggie.
And any good catholic already knows the Vatican have been totally subverted by kikes and masons since Vatican II council during the 60's. Not being a sedevacantist catholic (ie not accepting pope's authority) is basically admitting you are worshiping Lucifer and his kikes archons.
Btw, the news went under the radar of everybody, but pope (((Francis))) literally cancelled the holy title of Vicar of Christ on Earth, which is the fucking main mission of the pope. Admitting openly he refuse to represent Christ on earth. So who does he represent mhm?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25147320]

>>25147184
no the reason quantum mechanics and general relativity disagree is a constant that is impossible to test on earth... it's why the quantum guys give you the results you can't look at to see them happen... you need light, you need a reciprical.. but our understanding of space time... general relativity... the nothingness that is constantly expanding it's not dark energy or anything like that... space will expand to find a disruption, and the rate of expansion will always be a function of the matter near it... not like neutons laws, but more like uhh... dude i was tripping balls and fucking 17 years old.

[Anonymous No.25147327]

>>25147280
>>25147290
Hahah guys I think it was really funny sometimes I just start howling from laughter in the shower. Lol.

[Anonymous No.25147328]

>>25147261
>you did change the thread culture to where people didn’t openly discuss GME
this isn't even true, we kept coomposting every single damn day, people just got tired of it around the first peak at 15 and coomposting became more sparse

[Anonymous No.25147330]

>>25147309
This anon speaks truth

[Anonymous No.25147344]

>>25147298
NASD contracts officialized?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25147345]

>>25147309
yeah the kikes won.. catholics lose... fuck christ, and uhh long live niggers.. i love niggers.

[Anonymous No.25147347]

>>25147305
and the day has barely begun too

[Anonymous No.25147350]

Sometimes when I fap to Miko I like to imagine the weekly update guy yelling at me to not fap to Miko.
>but it only makes it better

[Anonymous No.25147354]

>>25147176
>>25147264

[Anonymous No.25147357]

>>25147295
>imagine taking pride in being the biggest faggot in /smg/
kill yourself zoomer
keep fighting the good fight autist soijack hater poster, i hate him just as much as you do

[Anonymous No.25147362]

>>25146914
Whining about the problem won’t change anything, instead try and do something to help others make it. Personally I post shit related to dark pool buys and sells and some people have told me they’re interested in this stuff, so I continue to post them. Even though some people don’t like it and say
>dark pools
I still post them. I can’t quote a percentage, but a lot of large buys and sells are done on dark pools, so they don’t move whatever ticker they’re buying or selling massively in 1 direction. I’ve never said that you should buy whatever is on the lists I post, but you can use them as an indicator for what institutions and other big boys are buying to get an idea of their sentiment for the current market and right now it seems to be calls, calls, calls.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25147364]

>>25147309
fuck it... im going to make catholisism great again... merry fucking christmas.

[Anonymous No.25147367]

>>25147208
Dividend trap. Dividend suspension

[Anonymous No.25147375]

>>25147305
I am now convinced that autistanon is right and the soijack spammer literally just thrives on making threads worse and should be filtered on first contact

[Anonymous No.25147385]

>>25147298
Yh Alpp looks good $ 20 first quarter nearly 500% increase

[Anonymous No.25147386]

should i buy into BABA on monday morning

[Anonymous No.25147388]

>>25147362
I appreciate you posting them, and hope you continue to do so
You are actively trying to help people make money. Soijack poster is actively trying to lose people money as he thinks it is funny.
He should kill himself

[Anonymous No.25147389]

>>25147170
Fuck you baggot you crossed the line today

[Anonymous No.25147393]

>>25146903

[Anonymous No.25147395]

>>25147320
FUCK
OFF

[Anonymous No.25147398]

>>25147375
Banning him for a month would fix xer

[Anonymous No.25147401]

>>25147298
>ALPP
sold

[Anonymous No.25147407]

>>25147362
>Even though some people don’t like it and greentext me I still post them
based and not-paper-thin-skin-pilled

[Anonymous No.25147410]

look im just a guy who goes to a fucking roman catholic church as a kid... i see the fucking pope resign? a pontiff appointed by god, resign... im not accepted in any of the kike's synogauges... jewish women aren't very must attractive as uhh... well i guess i have a fetish for a certain woman.. i think there are great teachings in the old testiment but if i had to give up my shrimps, my oysters, my pigs? uhh, what am i doing? unclean and have to be cleaned... they do these rituals so even if you're unclean you can become clean... they're the liberals of today. i was a liberal of today... there was a time i was using every drug out there for recreational purposes. i liked using mushrooms, lsd, i think my favorite drug will always be cocaine. in that its a powerful stimulant and in combination with other drugs like alcohol, it's kinda there to allow for all information to come through... wait nevermind what i said... mushrooms are the best. i've felt that even looking through my hands with an x-ray vision given to me... looking at my own hands was important for what seemed like hours. and after more time staring at flowers, i moved tripping balls... i layed down closed my eyes and saw inside my mind the fabric of the universe..... how it expands from nothing and how there was a regularity to everything... within the nothing.... the important thing i discovered that nothingness grows on it's own, and 0's multiply and why dividing 0 creates an impossibility... what i understood was the fabric of space and time... the fabric of space time the infinitely expanding universe expands constantly and is only held back because the reason we can't agree on quantum mechanics and general relativity, is we use too many 0s, and infinities to just ignore the cluster fuck of data... but in that moment... i found there is nothing that is 0.... because where there is nothing that is where there is growth.... and this feeling rushed through my body....

>decide to drift

[Anonymous No.25147418]

>>25147375
soijack poster is just an attention seeking faggot zoomer
it’s the reason why he also pretends to be homeless
he is so desperate for human contact that he shitposts here 12 hours a day
it’s like a child misbehaving so his parents pay attention to him
the autist is right.

[Anonymous No.25147421]

>>25147344
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/alpine-4-technologies-ltd-alpp-announces-its-plans-to-up-list-to-the-nasdaq-301198445.html
when it hits NASDAQ and RH users get access to this, it'll blow up even more. this one guy has been calling it since it was $0.03, his cult is longing for years to come

[Anonymous No.25147424]

>>25147280
BASED

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25147428]

i don't give a fuck if i figured out the actual truth in the universe and given enough time i could prove my theory... that's the worst part when you get it... you just don't care... so let them fight, but in actual theory... and how to prove it? uhh i'ma just take the biden rout, prove me wrong jack. difference between them and me is i don't beg for donations, and want to push anything on anybody.

[Anonymous No.25147430]

>>25146755
>>25146773
well done

[Anonymous No.25147434]

IS satan stealing christmas? the wind is scaring me

[Anonymous No.25147436]

>>25147354
And where i live Virgin Mary's face is painted in black since forever. Does it make Mary a filthy nigress and Jesus a niglet?
You just don't get the esoteric meaning behind and you take it literally instead.

[Anonymous No.25147452]

>>25147328
No. After I started GME posting people simply couldn't muster up the courage type out any subject matter relating to the stock and its business/filings because they felt they would be bullied. Imagine how scared they must have felt. Their fingers quivering as they scraped together the bravery to type out a post about Cohen's letter to the GME board in November....but they quickly deleted it all. No point risking it because of the GME Soijak Shitposter. The hair-raising nature of the soijak FUD can mince the soul of even the most diamond hands investors and make them exit all of their positions.

[Anonymous No.25147478]

>>25147367
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.25147483]

>>25147424
BASED

[Anonymous No.25147485]

>>25147434
Satan have full control over this planet sadly. The retribution will be harsh.
Only hope is for us to get divine nuked ASAP so we don't have to live in this demonic clownshow anymore.

[Anonymous No.25147498]

>>25147452
well I remember someone said they had cancer in the first post of the thread, like a very serious post , and you posted the Fat sojack face that looks like wings of redemtion quoting him... yesh that was a good chuckle.

[Anonymous No.25147501]

>>25147436
I think you’re over reacting. I’ve never seen a church in which they had black Jesus.

[Anonymous No.25147511]

>>25147280
LOOOL he posted the same thing but with a soijak and greentext stop it stop it im about to piss myself please stop okay here it comes oh no baby is about to oopsie oh no no no no GOO GOO GAH GAH BITCH

[Anonymous No.25147513]

>>25147386

stop buying Chinese scam stocks registered in the fucking Cayman Islands. Winnie-the-Pooh will fuck your shit up if he closes the loophole.

[Anonymous No.25147521]

>>25147452
you are still missing the autists point. you are a faggot for posting shit tier fud for months and actively trying to lose people money. i agree with him - you are worse than the clf tranny

[Anonymous No.25147525]

>>25147498
>well I remember someone said they had cancer in the first post of the thread,
Source me my dude!
>>25147421
Thanks, I will have this in mind for my $5k gambling money.

[Anonymous No.25147537]

I'm honestly confused as to how soijak poster can bother so many people. The quality of posts during market hours is a lot more mentally draining

[Anonymous No.25147553]

>>25147485
not jerking it to a dead person. spilling your seed in vain is a SIN

[Anonymous No.25147555]

>>25147452
I love your posts, especially when you trigger the seething toilet paper handed attention whore, keep up the good job fren, and merry Xmas to you!

[Anonymous No.25147563]

All this thread is missing is kpopfag going off on a random rant about how Christmas is really an illuminati message about murdering Trumo

[Anonymous No.25147567]

>>25147537
because this is literally the quality of his posts
>>25147511
he has never posted anything better thought out than that, he's like a cross between a broken chatbot and a teenage /pol/fag

[Anonymous No.25147571]

How does margin rate work?

[Anonymous No.25147574]

>>25147525
i've been in since $0.36, i hope you make the right choice anon.

[Anonymous No.25147580]

>>25147537
the best part is I don't think most of us even cared about him until this one sperg decided that he needs to protect the thread from him

[Anonymous No.25147587]

>>25147521
Okay bros next time I will help you out and post some positive anti-FUD with some cool chad memes. Please tell me a stock you want me to shill with positive Chad-related greentext posts. I want to undo the damage I have done.
I have a Philips toothbrush up my ass to repent on the eve of Christmas for the money I have lost the shrewd investors of 4channel.

[Anonymous No.25147592]

So...Is HZON the next GHIV and BFT?

[Anonymous No.25147599]

>nobody buys your scam coffee company

[Anonymous No.25147601]

>>25147563
how do we summon him?

[Anonymous No.25147604]

How long does it take for Jannies on /biz/ to look at reports?

[Anonymous No.25147605]

>>25147537
everything that the autist said i agree with
it’s annoying as fuck to be trying to have an open discussion with someone about the markets and then soijack poster chimes in to make a post like
>>25147280 (i know that this wasn’t him, just giving an example)
his posts add nothing to the discussion, they only subtract. he kills open and free discussion with the same gimmick: quote them and reply with a soijack image
it’s annoying as fuck. i’m here trying to talk to someone about the markets and it’s like having a monkey sitting in the corner throwing shit
but it’s even worse than that, because even a shit throwing monkey isn’t trying to lose you money

[Anonymous No.25147614]

>>25147563
now that GME isn't fucking him in the ass he isn't being a complete faggot

[Anonymous No.25147646]

What am I supposed to do until Monday bros
All I care about is making money on the stock market right now

[Anonymous No.25147654]

>>25147604
jannies show up at random, ban half the thread and leave

probably took Christmas off

[Anonymous No.25147658]

>>25147555
Thank you merry Chrismahannukwanzah to you. I am happy to know that paper hands got blown the fuck out because of me

[Anonymous No.25147659]

>>25147646
You can shill us the stonks you are currently holding.

[Anonymous No.25147663]

>>25147604
>he thinks the jannies on /biz/ ever do anything
oh NO NO NO
if you want them to do something you're gonna have to post porn to summon them and take yourself out with whoever you reported

[Anonymous No.25147672]

Merry Christmas to all, please enjoy the greatest Christmas song ever
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

[Anonymous No.25147680]

>>25147663
already on it

[Anonymous No.25147689]

>>25147659
OPTI
TSLA
UUUU
I'm out of margin otherwise I'd have ALPP as well

[Anonymous No.25147692]

>>25147605
>he kills open and free discussion with the same gimmick
this is the #1 reason why I absolutely despise him. 4chan is the last place where you can be anonymous and discuss ideas freely. To have someone who is actively trying to kill open discussion of ideas is the worst thing you can possibly do.
The posts that he makes is the equivalent of the posts that someone would make as a paid shill working for JP Morgan. Create disruptive posts that stop discussion about the markets or any discussion that is allowing retail to get an edge. Him actively trying to lose people money is like being a jannie for JP Morgan - he does it for free.

[Anonymous No.25147695]

>>25147580
This sperg flailed his hands around for and smg video anon's attention and i think the ripple effect it is causing is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.25147702]

>>25147680
Ugh anime porn is literally the worst.
>dont post miko

[Anonymous No.25147709]

>>25146773
janny alert

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25147712]

>>25147537
i dunno who soijackboi is, but maybe im a little too exhausted... i'm never too tired for love... you have no idea how bad it can get, and how good it is... it's relative and honestly... call me reddit or what ever, but in the words of the late great Bob Ross...

you have to experience the bad times to understand the good times... i'm looking for good times now.

and look man.. i've done all the drugs but fentanyl... i've learned how to cook like a world class chef... i own a business that employs people that have families and mortgages and dreams of the mistletoe... and my heart is taken by my gookfu... she got her friend to mail me her present... i literally cried opening it... i do cry early and often, but it was really special and how she planned it ahead.... i'm going to try to not use the word nigger next year... ima say jogger, or person who think's they know it all because their inexpeience makes them able to tell everybody how something works.. in the wrong way... ima call them... uhh damn it what are we going to do about the niggers...

[Anonymous No.25147722]

[Anonymous No.25147723]

>>25147692
>The posts that he makes is the equivalent of the posts that someone would make as a paid shill working for JP Morgan.
Yes great analysis you special needs twat

[Anonymous No.25147724]

>>25147605
even his "le epic vocaroos" are the same shit
>repeat a post, but with the natural lisp he got bullied for in highschool

[Anonymous No.25147740]

[Anonymous No.25147745]

>>25147712
Oh shut up you can't cook

[Anonymous No.25147748]

What's up with the spam, did somebody lose a bunch of money?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25147751]

>>25147680
that's the gayest thing i've seen all-day, and i mean i don't mean to be mean, but i did post this earlier... some how your post is gayer.

[Anonymous No.25147754]

>>25147740
I would fuck that elf

[Anonymous No.25147757]

[Anonymous No.25147759]

>>25147745
He only thing he was cooking is probably meth.

[Anonymous No.25147761]

>>25147723
i agree with him 100%
you are basically a paid shill for jpm trying to kill discussion and lose people money

[Anonymous No.25147774]

>>25147388
Ya I will continue to post them. Couple weeks ago someone in these threads said they made 50k from MARA and that made me happy that I helped someone out there make money on something I shilled even if it could’ve been a larp. I just want us poorfags to make it. Anyway, here’s dark pool shit from today.

[Anonymous No.25147780]

>>25147751
it can't be gay if it's a feminine penis

[Anonymous No.25147783]

>>25147761
Would it surprise you if 50% of my portfolio is JPM / JPM LEAPS? I might as well be a shill for big banks considering how much i've been trying to position myself for div increases / buybacks from banks on the horizon.

[Anonymous No.25147784]

took a 30k position in suncor at 17.22.....wish me luck

[Anonymous No.25147787]

[Anonymous No.25147810]

How do I download Robinhood baggie?

[Anonymous No.25147812]

>>25147748
Yes, the guy ranting at the top lost five figures because he panic sold his GME positions from someone shitposting soijaks and memeing about GME.

[Anonymous No.25147817]

>>25147774
Jesus, hedges are basically robinkiddies with the YOLO Call buying.

[Anonymous No.25147821]

>>25147761
stop responding to the retard, retard; he does it for attention

[Anonymous No.25147819]

>>25147663
They’ve banned me 3 times this fucking month alone and I didn’t use some questionable thing in the OP. I can post cunny in these threads all day but making a smg thread? That’s a no no

[Anonymous No.25147826]

>>25147761
>jpm shill
>not constantly fudding SLV
press X to doubt

[Anonymous No.25147831]

>>25147812
>selling GME before it’s triple digits

[Anonymous No.25147832]

>>25146755
>>25146773
based and thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.25147834]

>>25147774
>All those BABA puts and calls
huh.. very interesting
The BABA 170 put for August 2021 draws my attention

[Anonymous No.25147850]

[Anonymous No.25147857]

>>25147832
I want a poster on my wall of these two posts

[Anonymous No.25147866]

[Anonymous No.25147894]

[Anonymous No.25147897]

>>25147821
you’re right, he’s like tinny. the nice thing about tinny is that you can always quickly identify him

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25147901]

>>25147745
you know what... i prefer to be underestimated... but this year with covids and shit... my test wasn't evaluated... back in october my aunts... like my mom has 2 younger sisters, they put me in charge of potatoes for the thanksgiving... so you got 2 women, way older than me putting me incharge of making the potatoes for like 20-25 people... i mean it was thanksgiving, the potatoes are kinda important.. had a mash recipe and twice bake thing, literally as soon as they said i can do potatoes... off the top of my head... they both caught the coof, and called off the gatherings.. i did sourcing of potatoes and shit... i didn't buy like a ton or anything, but those two women actually trusted me with the job... and if their judgement of me as a person... like they've seen me since infancy, they've seen me carry their mother's casket to it's final resting place... they trusted me with making food. they have over a dozen other nephews nieces... but they gave me the job almost as close to the turkey. i mean... my aunt would come over and say hey what are you watching dan and im like molto mario.

[Anonymous No.25147903]

This whole thread could have been avoided if weekly update anon didn't reopen old wounds. What an ass.

[Anonymous No.25147906]

>>25147866
>>25147894
>>25147850
2/10
4/10
10/10

[Anonymous No.25147916]

[Anonymous No.25147921]

>>25147903
keeek the sperg really wanted to be heard though, it seems the wounds have been open already.

[Anonymous No.25147923]

>>25147903
weekly update anon didn't say shit the sperg just decided to sperg about soijackfag on his own to entertain us all for xmas morning

[Anonymous No.25147929]

>>25147903
and forgot to mention GME's historic run, tsk tsk

[Anonymous No.25147930]

>>25147906
Unequivocally based

[Anonymous No.25147939]

Post your favorite stock this year and I'll reply with Christmas cheer.

[Anonymous No.25147942]

>>25147916
can you stop with the ugly whores

[Anonymous No.25147950]

>>25147939
Unironically GLSI made me a shitload of money in about 11 minutes

[Anonymous No.25147965]

>>25147939
GNUS

[Anonymous No.25147974]

>>25147942
Suck my cock you goddamn bitchmade

[Anonymous No.25147985]

[Anonymous No.25147986]

>Suck my cock you goddamn bitchmade

[Anonymous No.25147988]

>>25147939
As much as I hate to be that pajeet...BCRX calls gave me my favorite "wow did i just gamble like a clueless orangutan throwing money blindly and somehow come out with five figures profit?" play of the year.

[Anonymous No.25147996]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25147998]

>>25147780
feminine penis is the gayest shit ever... you want to know what's not gay... male on female intercourse under the covers and stuff so nobody gets cold... shit it gets really hot... i mean my girl sweats and cums buckets... you know what it's like when you're licking a girl and she cums and her body starts spazzming and you wipe her cum off your mouth and kiss her as you penetrate her where you were licking and you pull the covers over both heads so you're fucking inside of a little tent, and you kiss her and close your eyes as you thrust back and forth... holding her from behind her neck placing your hand on her face when you want to look in her eyes and smile, to just kiss her more and keep fucking... nvrrm, you jerk off to cartoons.

[Anonymous No.25148008]

Hey guys, senior investment manager at Goldman Sachs here. At business dinner today me and the CEO were discussing business, and meanwhile we noticed our make-a-wish intern eavesdropping. So to mess with him we mumbled some nonsense about a planned market crash on Monday. I think he’s in this thread right now.

[Anonymous No.25148009]

>>25147998
Post your asshole.

[Anonymous No.25148011]

why is this dumb nigger posting these roastys

[Anonymous No.25148012]

>>25147939
GME brought me for a 4 digit poorfag to a 5 digit poorfag so that’s pretty cool

[Anonymous No.25148019]

>>25148008
More like Goldman Sacks

[Anonymous No.25148020]

>>25148011
I dunno but it's pretty gay

[Anonymous No.25148024]

>>25147996
why are you posting these dire hags.

[Anonymous No.25148026]

>>25147921
You think that I have aspergers because I call you out for being the biggest faggot on this board and that you should kill yourself. You are by far the worst poster in /smg/. There is no one else in /smg/ who actively tries to lose people money as they think it's funny. There is no one who shitposts the same meme for three months straight, 12+ hours a day. There is absolutely nothing noble about your actions. You're a faggot. You're a 22 year old zoomer living with mommy and daddy. The concept of money is meaningless to you. Time is money. You actively trying to lose people their money is stealing their time, their most valuable resource.
There is nothing autistic about calling out a shit eating faggot zoomer. You are the one who is autistic posting the same shit memes 12+ hours a day for more than three months. You are the one who is autistic to think it is funny to lose other people money. Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.25148028]

>>25147950

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.25148031]

>>25147939
DIS

[Anonymous No.25148035]

>>25148011
Ignore it if they bother you ahmed

[Anonymous No.25148039]

>posting 3DPD in an anime thread

[Anonymous No.25148041]

Hey guys, senior investment manager at JP Morgan here. At business dinner today me and the CEO were discussing business, and meanwhile we noticed this thread on /biz/ full of market geniuses. So to mess with them we decided to start posting random FUD about their favorite tickers with silly faces attached. I think the intern we assigned to the task in this thread right now.

[Anonymous No.25148043]

i am howling

[Anonymous No.25148053]

>>25148026
based

[Anonymous No.25148055]

>>25148028
Thanks anon merry Christmas and bah humbug to all the jews in this thread

[Anonymous No.25148061]

>>25148039
should be a death sentence t b h desu!

[Anonymous No.25148073]

>>25148041

[Anonymous No.25148085]

>>25148061
>>25148039
Shut the fuck off

[Anonymous No.25148087]

>>25148026
vocaroo this please

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25148104]

>>25148009
you ever 69 a chick and lick her asshole? uhh... assholes are like sandpaper.. uhh i mean shit i've had my asshole licked, it's super ticklish and shit, but uhh yeah best thing is unprotected male on female vaginal intercourse... you'll know when she says im going to cum again to go harder, and it's like you feel all whole pussy just come from every direction all around your cock and it's kinda special and you're not supposed to talk about sex. but all girls do it.

[Anonymous No.25148112]

>>25147965

[Anonymous No.25148116]

Isn't it easy mode once you hit 2 or 3 million in your account?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25148120]

>>25148085
how is she supposed to breast feed cara has no tits?

[Anonymous No.25148126]

>>25146755
Hey, relax. You can just mute him, yknow?

t. Former GME long

[Anonymous No.25148130]

>>25148035
Go to /s/ and find some actually attractive women you low standards having nigger.

[Anonymous No.25148136]

Hey guys, senior investment manager at Wells Fargo here. At business dinner today me and the CEO were discussing business, and meanwhile we heard from our intern we have assigned here that you guys are more interested in JPMorgan and Goldman Sachs than us. So to mess with him we have decided to crash your favourite stock come Monday. Merry Christmas!

[Anonymous No.25148141]

>>25148116
Once i hit the 2-3 million mark I am just dumping 80% in VTI and fueling my addictive personality with the other 20% on senseless internet meme options.

[Anonymous No.25148142]

>>25148120
How is she supposed to breastfeed? She has no tits?

[Anonymous No.25148153]

>>25148085
No one wants to see your faggot tranny

[Anonymous No.25148159]

>>25148126
If he were to use a tripcode, I would have zero issue with him whatsoever as I could just filter him. He refuses to use one. Even tinny is better than him, as tinny posts k-pop images and you can quickly identify and filter him

[Anonymous No.25148158]

>>25146755
Been long since August. Not selling.
Even if the GME posting has declined, why the fuck would I listen to a soijack poster. That doesn't seem very bullish

[Anonymous No.25148163]

>>25148085
okay forreal i hope this bitch has gasoline poured into her cunt so she can never breed. i hate looking at her now because of you i despite it.

[Anonymous No.25148168]

>>25148130
I’m saying this with all my heart, all my conviction, I don’t believe you’ve ever had sex with a woman in real life thank you goodnight

[Anonymous No.25148174]

Stay on topic or fuck off!

[Anonymous No.25148179]

>>25148159
Hahah can you think of some cool tripcode names for me bro? JPMDisruptor or something like that?

[Anonymous No.25148186]

>>25147580
Hounding the soijak poster is what hurts threads, as we can see perfectly now. I'm starting to wonder if the sperg is actually a big brained super troll

[Anonymous No.25148192]

>>25148174
Have sex for once! It's Christmas!

[Anonymous No.25148203]

>>25148174
Reported for off topic

[Anonymous No.25148204]

>>25148186
>I'm starting to wonder if the sperg is actually a big brained super troll
I've thought this myself but surely....he can't be that autistic.....surely we aren't all just falling for a larp.....right?

[Anonymous No.25148214]

>>25147988
checked

[Anonymous No.25148221]

market open tomorrow or wat

[Anonymous No.25148226]

>>25148159
4chanX.
Filter unique ID.
Simple as
One day I hope to have every fucking picture that kpop faggot uses so I never have to see another one of his posts. He would’ve been better off if his account was still locked. What a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.25148238]

ITT WE FIX COOMER HANDS
>t bought Tesla and should early

[Anonymous No.25148241]

>>25148179
>34 posts by this id
>240 posts itt
>greater than 1 out of 8 posts
jesus christ you are such a faggot soijack poster

[Anonymous No.25148242]

>>25148203
>announcing reports
OH NONONONONO

[Anonymous No.25148246]

>>25148221
Yes they have extended hour market tomorrow. If your buy an NYSE Platinum Trader account then you can trade tomorrow for a while. But only if you got the platinum account.

[Anonymous No.25148253]

Klaus Schwab is open today.

[Anonymous No.25148262]

>>25148085
No, anime women only!

[Anonymous No.25148269]

>>25148168
I'll have sex with you in a fucking minute you little shit.

[Anonymous No.25148274]

>>25148242
Re-reported. Enjoy my 3 day ban faggor

[Anonymous No.25148276]

>>25148262
jesus fuck the persona fanbase is degen as hell
I like it

[Anonymous No.25148278]

>>25148241
Not even tinny posts 34 times.
>>25148226
I hear you - the problem is that the ID changes every thread

[Anonymous No.25148279]

oh shit so those fucking black and white neckbeard guys are soijacks? oh those fucks piss me off more than people who owe me money... fuck soijack faggot.

[Anonymous No.25148284]

>>25148241
Every single post by your ID in this thread is you seething about soijak posting .

[Anonymous No.25148309]

Hello gentleman I’d like to inquire about finance, crypto, or stock related questions can you please provide assistance at your earliest convenience thank you. I heard GameStop might be a good investment, thoughts??!

[Anonymous No.25148327]

>>25148284
yeah, because i think you’re a huge faggot, and agree with the sperg - i think you’re a worthless sack of shit where /smg/ and the world would be better without you in it
imagine being a 22 year old zoomer shitposting on 4chan 12 hours a day, actively trying to lose people money as you think it is funny
imagine pretending to be homeless multiple times for attention
you are pathetic

[Anonymous No.25148330]

>>25148269
my brother is on his second cat that looks like that... fluffy fucking blue eyed things... all i got is a fucking 15 year old refugee from hurricane katrina that never went home who tries to poke my eyes out with her claws every fucking night... she also destroys all leather furniture and will watch you cheat on your gookfu and never tell.

[Anonymous No.25148337]

>>25148309
Stop posting 3DPD. Now.

[Anonymous No.25148338]

>>25148327
I think a homeless person is the last person you want to take financial advice from

[Anonymous No.25148343]

>>25147939
Do TLS pls fren

[Anonymous No.25148345]

>>25148327
Ahh yes homeless shelter GME options anon...my favorite larp.......

[Anonymous No.25148360]

>>25148012

[Anonymous No.25148361]

Buy weed and psilocybin stocks

[Anonymous No.25148364]

>>25148360
Saved.

[Anonymous No.25148372]

>>25148337
Heh I’m not sure what you mean by 3pdp friendo, I looked up that ticker on Robinhood but couldn’t find anything. but back to stocks, have you guys looked at American steel recently? I think it may be undervalued

[Anonymous No.25148378]

>>25148278
Then just filter the image md5. That’s how I filter that kpop faggot. The soijack dude always posts those green texts with some soijack, so filter every one you see and problem solved. I have never seen someone posting a soijack post anything useful in these threads so I just have them all filtered.

[Anonymous No.25148392]

>>25148378
Genuinely good advice - thank you I will do that

[Anonymous No.25148406]

>>25148378
Cheers, thanks for the heads up.

[Anonymous No.25148417]

Bros how do I into options? I don't want to accidentally a option, but I'd like to make some money off them.

[Anonymous No.25148425]

>>25148417
Just make sure you never and i emphasize NEVER ever accidentally a option.

[Anonymous No.25148428]

>>25148378
On second thought, the problem is that he doesn't always post an image. I can't filter him outright - but that will at least help / decrease it
It also doesn't change the fact that we have someone in /smg/ actively trying to kill discussion and lose people money - I still wouldn't like that even if I had him completely filtered
It would be like having someone on /fit/ actively trying to give bad advice about roids or trying to get people injured while lifting because they think it's funny
What kind of sociopath spends 12 hours a day trying to lose people money

[Anonymous No.25148429]

>Then just filter the image md5. That’s how I filter that kpop faggot. The soijack dude always posts those green texts with some soijack, so filter every one you see and problem solved. I have never seen someone posting a soijack post anything useful in these threads so I just have them all filtered.

[Anonymous No.25148455]

>>25148360
okay this is based

[Anonymous No.25148461]

>>25148428
>What kind of sociopath spends 12 hours a day trying to lose people money
I work for Melvin Capital.

[Anonymous No.25148463]

>>25148417
Nobody here does this because risk management is anathema to the gambling to obtain fuck you money theme, but: when trading options do consider that you should be wagering LESS than you would on a common share trade due to the increased risk and volatility involved with option price swings.

[Anonymous No.25148465]

>>25148428
The same person that posts 41 times in 1 thread

[Anonymous No.25148466]

>>25148309
Hoping that NGA takes off.

[Anonymous No.25148491]

What do you call this?

[Anonymous No.25148506]

>>25148491
The shoulda woulda coulda

[Anonymous No.25148513]

>>25147702
>real porn is good

[Anonymous No.25148514]

>>25148491
The wish I could short whatever that is with 50x leverage pattern

[Anonymous No.25148520]

what are some fun things to do while the markets are closed?

[Anonymous No.25148525]

>>25148031

[Anonymous No.25148528]

either pass or veto the stimmy you fat fuck

[Anonymous No.25148541]

>>25148491
Gnus

[Anonymous No.25148542]

>>25148520
Research Biden appointment / potential appointments and try to forecast any impact they can have on the market. Specifically think of the sectors they will enhance (Defense, Banking, and Pharma)
Masturbate to mommy porn.

[Anonymous No.25148586]

>>25148542
PIPP-UN

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25148591]

>>25148463
blue eyed blondie anime poster is right.. if you want to use options you'd best invest like more than opintion... the old saying the difference between shit and shoe polish... you want the world... look most people here will tell you to lurk and ask questions... learn, do things report results.. but you have no fucking clue... and you could easily blow up your account with opptions... i bought a ton of puts on tesla thinking it would go down, and bam i just lost 5 grand today because i'm a fucking gamber who understands more about options, been using them for year, but if you can't find anything, and picking of all times to ask.. you need to re-evaluate your goals... you're literally a piece of shit for asking that today. i hope you fucking do well in life, and come back here... i mean that from my heart, but look at the world around you... learn grow and respect.

[Anonymous No.25148605]

>>25148343

[Anonymous No.25148613]

>>25147692
Faggot

[Anonymous No.25148617]

>>25148491
What the hell ticker is that

[Anonymous No.25148638]

I think Elon is trying to say something about his stock in the pic.

[Anonymous No.25148646]

>>25148491
Did this company's headquarters get destroyed by a volcano or something?

[Anonymous No.25148661]

I just heard my wife literally shart on the toilet jesus christ

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25148663]

i kinda want to write a screenplay... how the fuuck do i convince my gookfu to get behind me on this... oh shit... she gets a fucking role in the production. omg she'll fucking love it. we make a covid film about real life and bull shit, but there's an underlying theme about romance and tons of drama... but its a fucking comedy.

[Anonymous No.25148666]

can someone redpill me on the NVDA arm deal?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25148685]

>>25148661
bro i've made my gf's pussy queef and stuff... i mean i'll fart and burp in front of her and say exuse me she just says danny it's ok.

[Anonymous No.25148699]

>>25148661
>44 posts by this ID

[Anonymous No.25148722]

My grandparents left me with only but Rice and nuts for supper

[Johnny Tornado No.25148724]

>>25148685
>>25148661
These are both of your wives. I'm convinced.

[Anonymous No.25148745]

Will PLTR drop hard after they open for their employees to sell?

[Johnny Tornado No.25148753]

Reminder, if you don't take the vaccine, the stock market rally will continue.

[Anonymous No.25148754]

Meri Kurisumasu smg! I hope you all get nice presents and the best gains of all, memories with your loved familie!
>>25148663
Mumblecore baggie mumblecore baggie

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25148794]

>>25148666
i dunno semi conductors as well as i should, and i can tell you everyone here is more on the amd side of things.. all i know is nvidea is trying to get into the ai-self driving shit, and make their own deals undercover... so by contract they can't disclose and it makes it bullshit for shareholders... usa has freedom of information act requests that get backlogged, but they do get back to you... so basically you're kinda fucked for what you're asking.... as far as redpill you basically have to lurk more and wait... but as i said nvda isn't really a ticker mentioned often in this chat, and the amd crowed usually drowns it out with memes and shit..,. im usually only here for trading hours, but my gf is in korea and i'm lonely alone with a cat drunk and fucking stuffed... probably going to pass out... didn't realize it was 3am. merry fucking christmas. or happy kwanza, or my favorite saturday is tomorrow. i love saturn. beautiful yellow planet... reminds me of my gf.. the ring and the yellowness... titan and enceladus... the hexagon.. uhh sorry... we don't give out redpills for free... you have to ask soijack poster and take both pills.

[Anonymous No.25148796]

>>25148722
Ratt u should have cooked them a nice meal, I helped mine made a yummy ham and cranberry sauce
>>25148753
Did you see the WHO changed it's page where it defines herd immunity in the last couple days, it no longer has the part about how herd immunity can be confirmed through immunity

[Anonymous No.25148801]

>>25148745
100% yes, mostly because everyone will be buying puts in anticipation of a drop, making it a self-fulfilling prophecy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25148848]

>>25148724
i wish... like in a nuclear holocaust situation i could murder her and live for months off her fat... i don't wish for any of that, but a woman like either of them, fucking 400 lbs.. can't even fucking walk... i bet one of them is dead now. like people that fat their heart gives out cause they're seriously so fucking fat... i mean i don't mind her getting big in her tummy... i kinda want to put a kid inside her... not those girls... but you know... and i would protect her and the kid..

[Anonymous No.25148849]

This is probably the most shit tier, schizo-typal /smg/ to date.
Merry Christmas, /biz/, never change

[Anonymous No.25148872]

New gift Wrapped
>>25148855
>>25148855
New gift Wrapped
>>25148855
>>25148855
New gift Wrapped
>>25148855
>>25148855
New gift Wrapped
>>25148855
>>25148855

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.25148916]

>>25148754
princess of cups? you're fucking right... i have another full fucking white russian... damn gotta drink it down... thanks. i want to say something... the saturn and jupiter conjunction was a spectacle... with a tiny telescope i was able to see moons... i uhh want to thank you, and say god bless you and your loved ones... thanks again. and remember it may be the end of an era, but a start to an age.

[Anonymous No.25149104]

CHINA HAS LET JACK MA OFF WITH A WARNING.

300 EOY CONFIRMED!

[Anonymous No.25149122]

>>25148491
diversity hiring

[Anonymous No.25149152]

>it's a "baggie triggers the janiggers and takes down smg" episode

[Anonymous No.25149202]

>all these deleted posts
Holy shit what the hell

[Johnny Tornado No.25149242]

>>25149202
Making new bread soon.

[Anonymous No.25149246]

>>25148491
>>>25148646
>>25148506
>>25148617
>>25148646
It is a crypto asset kek

[Johnny Tornado No.25149276]

>NEw Bread
>>25149262
>NEw Bread
>>25149262
>NEw Bread
>>25149262
>NEw Bread
>>25149262

[Anonymous No.25149294]

>>25149276
>256 posts
>new bread

[Anonymous No.25149322]

>>25147654
This post was right on the money. Looks like they banned th3 soijak poster and anti soijak dude and that ugly 3DPD poster. Bless be thy jannies

[Anonymous No.25149361]

>>25149294
Jannies deleted a bunch of posts. It was past bump limit a few minutes ago

[Anonymous No.25149428]

based jannies

[Anonymous No.25149443]

>jannies delete like 3 posters
>60+ posts disappear
The autism

[Anonymous No.25149489]

wow jannies ban the anti soijack poster but not the soijack poster with 43 posts itt

[Anonymous No.25149497]

>>25147513
>>25147386
Go ahead anon. Just because alot of you faggots are US citizen, it doesnt the world ends there. Im much more comfortable holding BABA than any other 200 p/e US company that pumped 100% during the last 6 months.

>inb4 Luck-ching Coffee
Well inb4 Nkla, inb4 Wirecard, inb4 any other fraudulent company. Its not just China related

[Anonymous No.25149527]

>>25149497
Taiwan is a country

[Anonymous No.25149546]

JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA JVA

[Anonymous No.25149608]

>>25149546
How many Amazon stocks for a gf like this?

[Anonymous No.25149717]

>decide to watch some Grand Tour
>come back
>half the thread is gone
lol rip, also merry christmas

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.25149810]

>>25148525
Beautiful god bless and merry christmas

[Anonymous No.25149962]

Goddamnit I passed out drunk at like 10 and missed out on so much shitposting. I'm a dumdum. Didn't expect both soijack poster and his arch enemy to show up.