/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.25131253]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Terminology
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Business TV Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance
https://www.youtube.com/c/BenFelixCSI/videos

>Charts/Live Data
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://market24hclock.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

Previous >>25129693

[Anonymous No.25131268]

In for the close.

[Anonymous No.25131270]

peepeepoopoo

[Anonymous No.25131274]

>>25131268
In for the nose

[Anonymous No.25131276]

what are the chances UUUU minidumps on monday so I can get more cheaply?

[Anonymous No.25131279]

Buy NIO now or regret it forever

[Anonymous No.25131286]

Is the TSLA bubble gonna pop or not? I'm staying away from it because of all the FUD going on.

[Anonymous No.25131287]

>>25129735
>>25130247
>>25131015
>>25131097

What's supposed to be their product? The memechain OS bullshit or the car remote control?

[Anonymous No.25131288]

There are "people" ITT that didn't buy the BABA dip.

[Anonymous No.25131290]

Can’t wait for the run up to Nio day make some big bucks

[Anonymous No.25131291]

>>25131276
Hopefully high so I can add more.

[Anonymous No.25131294]

>people don't know about the $2b OPTI deal

oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.25131299]

Markets are closed tomorrow, right?

[Anonymous No.25131302]

BCRX BROS?????????????????

[Anonymous No.25131308]

Anime thread

[Anonymous No.25131310]

>>25131279
No thanks, I don't touch filthy Chinese stocks.

[Anonymous No.25131311]

merry christmas guise :)

[Anonymous No.25131313]

[Anonymous No.25131314]

>>25131276
None sir.

[Anonymous No.25131323]

It's coming HorseChads.

[Anonymous No.25131326]

Please sirs do the needful and buy the BABA dip please sirs my family is starving.

[Anonymous No.25131327]

>>25131288
i cant predict what the ccp will do. good luck.

[Anonymous No.25131330]

ALPP to the moon

[Anonymous No.25131342]

I bought some TLS today. I don't even believe in it, I just think it'll get the same sort of ridiculously high cybersecurity company valuation premium the others are.

[Anonymous No.25131354]

>Schwab down
EOD DUMP CONFIRMED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.25131356]

>>25131287
Fuck knows they’ve got some contracts from the US Government apparently so why not take a punt on a little bit

[Anonymous No.25131364]

>>25131276
Hopefully none because you fucking bullies just duped me into buying at $4.20

[Anonymous No.25131367]

10 minutes left.

[Anonymous No.25131371]

>>25131342
Welcome to the Deep State your new passports will be issued soon.

[Anonymous No.25131386]

>>25131299
Except for the secret North Pole market, yes.

[Anonymous No.25131388]

>>25131354
I just accessed my acct literally 30 secs ago

[Anonymous No.25131389]

>>25131326
Maybe eat less bat and cause less global chaos and I might invest. But probably not.

[Anonymous No.25131392]

GOEV NEW TESLAAAAAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.25131393]

The fuck do I do with my MARA shares?

[Anonymous No.25131403]

last minute dump incoming

[Anonymous No.25131406]

Okay guys going into 2021 I am thinking of loading up on some LEAPS calls for certain undervalued stocks which crashed in 2020 and have performed "better than expected" in 2020 following the crash.
>WFC (Wells Fargo and other banks are going to get fellated in 2021 by Biden and co.)
>T (AT&T is expected to do share buybacks and did better than expected in 2020)
What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.25131408]

Is it good or is it wack?

[Anonymous No.25131413]

Bought more ($5k) of VALE before the markets close

[Anonymous No.25131416]

>bought MARA at the bottom of last night's dump
>sold at the top of the morning pump
Who else /smugtrader/

[Anonymous No.25131422]

>>25131371
I take it the Senator was agreeable?

>>25131388
Oh, yeah, it's back now.

[Anonymous No.25131426]

I fucking hate you people

[Anonymous No.25131433]

>>25131364
>caring about penny fluctuations
ngmi, get a fucking grip and hold it for at minimum 3 months

[Anonymous No.25131437]

>>25131311
Merry Christmas anon.

>>25131354
Boomers rise up.

[Anonymous No.25131438]

SLV puts over the weekend. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.25131439]

why is HYLN such a piece of shit?

[Anonymous No.25131442]

>>25131330
sheeeeeeeiiit

[Anonymous No.25131443]

>>25131386
>Except for the secret North Pole market, yes.
There is MASSIVE market manipulation in the North Pole market. Those elves are some shifty fuckers.

[Anonymous No.25131444]

OPTI
>9 cent club

[Anonymous No.25131451]

>>25131406
bnku

yeah the buybacks and div raises are back.

[Anonymous No.25131453]

>>25131416
THEY TOLD ME THAT DAY OR NEAR-DAY TRADING WAS MPOSSIBLE

[Anonymous No.25131456]

>>25131279
>buy the late stage of a parabolic rise
no thanks

[Anonymous No.25131457]

>>25131302
71% institutionally owned. Chill out! This is all kike manipulation for upcoming fda approvals.
I took profits from the last pump and bought back in at the dip 2 days ago. Now we just wait!
NOW STOP CRYING AND PREPARE FOR ANOTHER PUMP!

[Anonymous No.25131459]

>>25131426
You were literally told this was going to happen.

[Anonymous No.25131462]

>>25131426
This is an important part of the learning process

[Anonymous No.25131467]

>>25131393
lend them to the short sellers. collect fees

[Anonymous No.25131468]

>>25131276
pretty good

[Anonymous No.25131470]

>>25131302
I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.25131471]

>>25131426
Love you too anon. Merry Christmas

[Anonymous No.25131472]

>>25131302
Trust needful plan sir. Japan, remember that.

[Anonymous No.25131474]

>>25131444
trips. holding 43k shares. will make 100k in a few weeks

[Anonymous No.25131475]

>>25131426
buy the dip dummy

[Anonymous No.25131487]

Switched out MARA for UUUU and it already has done tons for my mental health. I’ll get back when bitcoin breaks 25k, in the meantime I will enjoy my stead uranium gains.

[Anonymous No.25131491]

AESE will moon next week.

[Anonymous No.25131500]

>>25131302
i bought the dip and am seeing no problem.

[Anonymous No.25131506]

>>25131457
Why do people say every day that it's only 6 more days?! They said 6 days 6 days ago!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.25131508]

>>25131487

[Anonymous No.25131514]

>BABA
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.25131517]

I almost bout MAT when it was $9. Thought it was risky with all the kids going to digital games.

[Anonymous No.25131532]

>just got into stock market
>realize how much money my dad has made off of TSLA

fug. gotta figure out how i can meme on him

[Anonymous No.25131535]

GME bros...

[Anonymous No.25131538]

>>25131506
you got pajeet'd by people that convinced you that a country with some of the lowest infection and death numbers across the globe would be in a huge hurry to approve their new drug right away

[Anonymous No.25131543]

>>25131416
I sold by accident at $12.24 I meant to set up a stoploss but sold instead, mere seconds before the dump. I feel like God is looking out for me.

[Anonymous No.25131552]

>>25131444
50k shares here friend .03 average WGMI!!!

[Anonymous No.25131556]

come on UUUU do something

[Anonymous No.25131557]

>>25131443
Of course it's manipulated. How else do you explain the massive overnight swing every December 24th?

[Anonymous No.25131565]

Anybody paying attention today, remember BABA is basically what will happen to every Chinese stock at some point. Ride the high and sell before the low.

[Anonymous No.25131568]

>>25131535
what? im still doing fine. -2% after going up 30% in 2 days who cares?

[Anonymous No.25131573]

>>25131532
Buy BCRX sirs. In 6 days more worth than Tesla. Elon Muskrat not even see what hit him sir. Buy BCRX for wealth of family, sirs. Do the needful.

[Anonymous No.25131577]

>>25131456
fuck off with le meme chart already wojakposter

[Anonymous No.25131590]

AMPE is still at a discount boys

[Anonymous No.25131598]

ONE MINUTE

[Anonymous No.25131603]

>>25131506
How about you just learn to take profits! You could have easily sold off during that 4 day plateau and be sitting comfy at this dip.
It’s literally the only fucking rule to trading, “buy low, sell high”.

[Anonymous No.25131607]

Stocked up on 50 PLTR to end the day. I’ll see you retards Monday

[Anonymous No.25131631]

NO WATCHING THE LINE FOR THREE FUCKING DAYS NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Merry Christmas faggots

[Anonymous No.25131635]

>bought BABA at 217.57
BABA bros what am I in for?

[Anonymous No.25131636]

>>25131598
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.25131640]

>>25131514
You didn't think the Chinese government would allow Jack Ma to build an independent corporate power base, did you?

That's like thinking My Pillow won't be shut down by the FTC next year.

[Anonymous No.25131643]

[Anonymous No.25131649]

Merry Christmas anons!

[Anonymous No.25131651]

>>25131603
I have sir. I just like AAAAAAAAA and pajeet posting. I've yet to lose money on BCRX lol
>6 more days

[Anonymous No.25131652]

anyone know how to track options gains on My Stocks Portfolio?

[Anonymous No.25131653]

>>25131631
oh shit i forgot its 3 days............

[Anonymous No.25131656]

I told you about PRLD

>>25131590
I keep telling you it's a PnD stock, dump your bags. Wait too late market closd, good luck on monday.

[Anonymous No.25131657]

4 fucking days anons... 4.. days

[Anonymous No.25131658]

>>25131487
nice uranium meme. saved.

[Anonymous No.25131662]

>>25131451
>yeah the buybacks and div raises are back.
did BNKU announce these?

[Anonymous No.25131663]

>>25131535
Welcome to the stock market you wannabe daytrader piece of shit. Hold these for me.

[Anonymous No.25131665]

Merry Christmas /smg/ we're all gonna make it somehow. Appreciate the good times we've had over the years.

[Anonymous No.25131668]

3 whole days until market's open again
fuck christmas

[Anonymous No.25131671]

>>25131631
And a Happy Hanukkah.

[Anonymous No.25131676]

i hope you anons bought MARA on the dip today. BTC is about to make a big move this weekend

[Anonymous No.25131679]

Over the last 3 months I've lost about 11,000 dollars in unrealized gains from thinking stuff would go higher and then it went down. Psychologically I wonder how I can fix myself so I actually grab the cash and run when it's a good time to do so.

[Anonymous No.25131682]

Waiting for the RYCEY mega pump

[Anonymous No.25131683]

>>25131640
>My Pillow won't be shut down by the FTC next year.
why

[Anonymous No.25131686]

wth is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.25131698]

>>25131679
you know the more something goes up the higher the risk right?

[Anonymous No.25131703]

IM ALREADY BORED JUST OPEN UP THE MARKET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.25131707]

>>25131662
bnku is a leveraged etf

[Anonymous No.25131716]

>>25131456
NOOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THE FUN UTILITY VEHICLE!!!

>>25131665
And to you as well
That anime prostitute really knows just what to say

[Anonymous No.25131718]

>>25131676
oh, BTC is gonna make a big move alright. DOWN

[Anonymous No.25131719]

>>25131703
Will there be much aftermarket?

[Anonymous No.25131726]

>>25131679
Don't buy a stock you know nothing about while it's being hyped.
Whitelist it, read about it, and buy it on a later date if it still looks like a good idea.

[Anonymous No.25131733]

>>25131577
Where have I posted a wojack, retard? You didn't post any fundamental analysis of why it should go up either so go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.25131734]

Merry Christmas everybody!!!!! hope you guys have a good one. Even with all the bullshit i still care about you guys

[Anonymous No.25131735]

>>25131698
That's not really my concern, my concern is taking profit when profit is to be taken. I'm surprisingly lucky when it comes to stumbling on top of boom-bust goldmines, just psychologically I keep dropping my bag of gold instead of escaping with it.

[Anonymous No.25131737]

>>25131679
Because you know that if you sell it will pump without you.

[Anonymous No.25131744]

>>25131683
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Pillow#Lawsuits_and_settlement

There's your pretext right there. CEO's one of the very few pro-Trump voices in the entire country.

Considering how spineless the GOP is, Biden's fraudulent votes will stand and he gets the government next year.

[Anonymous No.25131746]

>>25131703
bro just trade crypto in the meantime, nothing could possibly go wrong :^)

[Anonymous No.25131747]

>>25131686
T-minus 10 seconds

[Anonymous No.25131748]

>>25131679
Don’t be greedy anon, pigs get fed and hogs get slaughtered. Set a percentage of growth you want to see then no matter what get out when you get there (or see shit going truly south)

[Anonymous No.25131756]

>>25131535
why didnt you sell for profit tody to buy the dip in January you retards. do your research Melvin Capital bought millions worth of puts for 17c January 2021 on GME. my god you fags make me wanna get drunk

okay im buying some wine because my wife is making chicken marsala right now so im getting some non-cooking wine that doesnt taste like dog piss and i will drink that in honor of my 5 figure realized gains this week on GME

[Anonymous No.25131757]

>>25131703
forex is 24/7, crypto is 24/7, probably more markets out there are open through x mas if you need your fix

[Anonymous No.25131759]

>>25131726
Unrealized gains, not initial capital. I haven't lost any money on stocks, just didn't gain as much as I could have due to not taking profits.

[Anonymous No.25131762]

Guess I'm trading crypto for the next 3 days

[Anonymous No.25131767]

>futures
>pasts
>presents

[Anonymous No.25131768]

>>25131746
NO I DON'T TRADE SCAMS I ONLY TRADE WEEDS STOCKS AND CHINESE ELECTRIC VEHICHLE COS

[Anonymous No.25131769]

>>25131635
Bought 60 shares at 218. We're going to do the needful together, anon. Praise China.

[Anonymous No.25131787]

>>25131707
My bad I thought you mean bank of montreal. The Big Bank ETFs are only expected to go up next year right? Would any of you consider buying

[Anonymous No.25131788]

>>25131679
Take profits. You also can open multiple orders with different take profits. Then put limit orders to buy on a dip if you think it has the potential to keep going up.

[Anonymous No.25131790]

>>25131747
let’s gooooo

[Anonymous No.25131792]

>>25131759
Ah, we're in the same boat then anon.

[Anonymous No.25131794]

>>25131649
Merry Christmas!

[Anonymous No.25131797]

How much in the way of gains does /smg/ think RBLX will bestow upon us within the first few months?

[Anonymous No.25131799]

Cathie Wood just chases Beta. And not only that she finds small "disruptors", buys out a significant amount of the float and rides the momentum until she quietly sells the shares while shilling the holdings.
She is literally doing professional level pajeet PnDs

[Anonymous No.25131801]

>>25131735
best thing to do when you get green is to take it out and buy something red i really hate timing tops

[Anonymous No.25131805]

>>25131535
>he bought the top

I don't envy you.

[Anonymous No.25131806]

>>25131757
CME is still open too

[Anonymous No.25131808]

Only four trading days left this year.

[Anonymous No.25131809]

>>25131787
Would any of you consider buying BNKU LEAPS? Or WFC/ any big bank LEAPS at all?

[Anonymous No.25131815]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? STOP BUYING.

[Anonymous No.25131825]

>>25131426
what dumped you?

[Anonymous No.25131830]

WE ARE OFFICIALLY IN /COMFY/ MODE. Enjoy your couple of days away from this mutual addiction we share and try to sober up in the meantime. Good luck on all your positions, anons.

>>25131665
>one off from satan trips.
Thank you prostitute-chan. you too.

[Anonymous No.25131836]

>>25131815
shut up bobo

[Anonymous No.25131840]

>>25131762
im honestly thinking of buying btc and just swinging a couple % every day it cant be that hard the only thing is god damn fees holy shit

how can they charge like 10% fees its why crypto is such fucking useless garbage

[Anonymous No.25131842]

>>25131768
Buy silver and autistically check /pmg/ every day for silver gains.

[Anonymous No.25131847]

>>25131799
someone said earlier that ETFs don't need to disclose what they hold anymore
how long before she's shilling random shitcoins and SPACs under various aliases online?

[Anonymous No.25131868]

>Imagine buying anything other than YOuYouYou and Spicey Rycey

[Anonymous No.25131869]

>>25131847
>shilling random shitcoins and SPACs under various aliases online
God damn right, she'd better earn those management fees I'm paying her.

[Anonymous No.25131876]

why does everyone think Biden is going to bend over for the big banks in 2021?

[Anonymous No.25131879]

If all the yanks could go out now and please fix their currency during the market downtime, that'll be a great Monday.

[Anonymous No.25131885]

Nothing could possibly go wrong over the holidays... rrright guys??

[Anonymous No.25131886]

>>25131876
Yes, why wouldn't he? I am thinking of buying WFC and BNKU leaps in january. shallow otm calls.

[Anonymous No.25131900]

>>25131868
I’m sold on UUUU but not so sure about RYCEY, seems like bullshit

[Anonymous No.25131899]

>>25131808
Pretty surreal to think about this year. I need to frame a 2020 SPY 1 yr chart on my wall

[Anonymous No.25131904]

>Merry Christmas

[Anonymous No.25131906]

>>25131876
Because he's choosing corporatists and diversity hires for all the relevant cabinet positions? Have you not read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_Joe_Biden ?

[Anonymous No.25131913]

>>25131879
Why aren't you converting everything to Yuan?

[Anonymous No.25131915]

>>25131757
Forex is closed on the weekends.

>>25131746
I admit I had some small crypto positions open last week

[Anonymous No.25131929]

>BABA
Buy the dip retard, guaranteed 40% gain by February

[Anonymous No.25131930]

The naked PLTR calls I sold never got ITM, I managed to avoid a $47k maintenance requirement and took home a nice $3k in premiums. $31 strike got a little scary yesterday but we made it
Merry Christmas to you fags

[Anonymous No.25131933]

>LULU focusing on making larger sizes
kek, bullish

[Anonymous No.25131936]

>>25131869
>she'd better earn those management fees
what if she let you eat her ass instead ?

[Anonymous No.25131938]

>>25131426
Another victim of the bogs. Peak clown world, I'm loving it, and your wage cuckin it.

[Anonymous No.25131943]

>>25131879
Fine! We'll fix it so GBP/USD is a nice, easy-to-calculate 1.50.

[Anonymous No.25131945]

>>25131830
>sober up
I will consider it if/when the world calms down to something approaching normal.

[Anonymous No.25131946]

>>25131573
This but unironically. Wait for the end of day dump to get it for cheap.

[Anonymous No.25131947]

>>25131929
I’m not convinced

[Anonymous No.25131952]

>>25131906
So what the fuck do i buy.

[Anonymous No.25131955]

Any Christmas present SEC filings?

[Anonymous No.25131958]

Merry Cowsmas!

[Anonymous No.25131965]

>>25131797
RBLX is going to be fucking huge and anons should hold their dicks because its going to MOON for at least 2 years. Preteens and kids are all over that shit. My nieces and nephews asked me for Roblux bux for christmas. For at least the next 2 years the company is going to be YUGE. At least hold your cooms for a few months after you buy.

[Anonymous No.25131967]

>momentus up AGAIN and I still don't have nearly as much as I want
every single day since I've decided to average in has been green

[Anonymous No.25131969]

>>25131933
more like cowish or sowish
>the state of modern fat asses

[Anonymous No.25131971]

why the fuck is anyone a bobo?

[Anonymous No.25131972]

>>25131947
Are you convinced now

[Anonymous No.25131979]

>>25131936
That's gross and degenerate. We'd take her off birth control and breed stock picking master race babies.

[Anonymous No.25131981]

>>25131915
We all make mistakes, but at least you probably made money like I did on BTC

[Anonymous No.25131992]

LOL wtf, no one is selling me 1000 shares of UUUU at market price?

[Anonymous No.25131993]

>>25131955
if cohen doesn't file, GME is dumping back to $18 next week lol

[Anonymous No.25132005]

>>25131952
What stocks benefited the most from Obama's corporatist admin?

[Anonymous No.25132028]

>>25131952
The military industrial complex has been starved of blood for 4 years now

[Anonymous No.25132032]

>>25131993
>if cohen doesn't file, GME is dumping back to $18 next week lol

[Anonymous No.25132038]

>>25131906
>another president filling his cabinet with corporate elites

[Anonymous No.25132039]

>>25131972
You’re getting warmer

[Anonymous No.25132047]

>>25131965

[Anonymous No.25132048]

>>25131993
it was supposed to be single digits by now champ

[Anonymous No.25132049]

>>25131971
Why would anyone not utilize both short and long strategies to make more money?

[Anonymous No.25132055]

>>25131971
I'm not bearish but there's plenty of money to be made on the short side if you're smart. Also boboposting is fun.

[Anonymous No.25132059]

>>25132005
Amazon, Netflix, BKNG, etc. What are you getting at?

[Anonymous No.25132061]

>>25131965
Roblox hasn't made money for 16 years
>>25131979
>We'd take her off birth control

[Anonymous No.25132062]

>>25131992
Nosir, it is hodl time rn

[Anonymous No.25132064]

>>25131929
I said yesterday that I was buying at 220-200, so I'm currently decently filled. I refuse to believe that this is nothing more than a power play from Xi

[Anonymous No.25132065]

>sold ALPP at a loss yesterday
Damn it

[Anonymous No.25132066]

>>25131992
Markets closed dummy

[Anonymous No.25132079]

>>25132005
Buy healthcare stocks, bank stocks and defense stocks. Nothing like a corporatist institutional crony like Biden for institutional corporations like big pharma, Jewish banks and israel defender companies.
Top picks: UNH, JPM, LMT

[Anonymous No.25132085]

>>25131967
What's your price target for:
1. January launch succeeds
2. January launch delayed
3. January launch spectacularly explodes
?

[Anonymous No.25132086]

>>25132055
being a bear is retarded theres infinitely more risk unless you know damn well something is going to shit like the news for baba

[Anonymous No.25132089]

>>25132005
Nflx, goog

[Anonymous No.25132090]

>>25132028
I think buying commercial bank stocks/ETFs would be a safer investment than assuming military industrial complex will get pumped.

Look at the stock price for WFC for the last year. See how much it can go up.

[Anonymous No.25132095]

>>25132065
Why am I holding $300 of this shitcoin over the long holiday weekend
I must be retarded and hate money

[Anonymous No.25132103]

I love selling puts

[Anonymous No.25132108]

>>25132061
If she can generate gains, she can generate kids. That's just biology.

[Anonymous No.25132110]

Where's Chile'sanon? Guess I'll have to fill in

Ding ding ding!
How did you do today, Anon?

I'm down 0.3%. Thought it'd be worse for the Christmas selloff, honestly. MVIS finding its support at around $6.40 was VERY surprising, I was quite certain it was going to dump back down to $5 easily. Might sell some puts Monday morning to give it time to dump a little more.

[Anonymous No.25132109]

>>25132032
>>25132048
we're at a point now where people are 5x on their GME investments and are eager to trim

and you don't expect some short-term pullback if Cohen wasn't accumulating after all the past few days?

[Anonymous No.25132117]

>>25132066
lol, this whole working from home thing throws me off, thought it's still opened.

[Anonymous No.25132120]

>>25132085
idk

[Anonymous No.25132129]

Are you invested in REE?

yttrium
dysprosium
lanthanum
samarium
europium
gadolinium
terbium

Rare earth elements will be in every major technological innovation well into the future.

[Anonymous No.25132137]

>>25132090
Both could be viable plays, the only thing with banks is what's going to happen when loan defaults start ramping up

[Anonymous No.25132153]

>>25131286
It will at some point, could be next month or ten years time.

[Anonymous No.25132155]

>woke up
>got out of bed
>put a gun right to my head

[Anonymous No.25132157]

>>25132137
Banks have been protected from loan defaults many times in the past though.

[Anonymous No.25132162]

>>25132110
More crabbing.

[Anonymous No.25132179]

>>25132117
It's Christmas Eve, go spend time with your family. Call your mother and shit.

[Anonymous No.25132181]

>>25132090
That’s why you diversify into all three major Jewish sectors >>25132079

[Anonymous No.25132192]

>>25132155
a lot of risk doing calls on a blue chip like that itll go back up though but idk if youll recover fully

[Anonymous No.25132195]

>>25132155

[Anonymous No.25132200]

>>25132155
>trusted China now I’m dead
>MOMMAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.25132202]

Fuck I just transferred 700 dollars to my trading account and the stock market just closed.

[Anonymous No.25132205]

>>25132157
True but there's so much tension in the air around everything right now, I'm not trying to disparage longing banks but nothing really seems certain anymore, strange times

[Anonymous No.25132207]

>>25132129
So the most meme tickers are
>REE
>UUUU
>JUST
>CHAD

What else?

[Anonymous No.25132208]

>>25132110
Crabbing hurting my CLF/VALE calls but they're for February so I've got until the end of January or so to wait so I'm not too upset

[Anonymous No.25132216]

digits and ill clean my fucking disgusting ass room today

[Anonymous No.25132221]

>>25132110
Down 2%. I'm actually at the point where I'm super comfy with my overall gains and was planning on closing out all my positions on the first red day, but my girlfriend was distracting me today so I didn't get the orders in on time.
Oh well, next time I guess.

[Anonymous No.25132225]

>>25132079
>>25132181

Cheers. Thanks. Would you add WFC to that list of bank tickers to invest in? BNKU is a bank ETF i have been considering as well.

[Anonymous No.25132229]

>>25132110
I'm up +0.5% despite having to deal with NVTA's dump (sold it at loss but at least I don't have to deal with it anymore), I'm overperforming ARKG haha fuck Cathie for selling good stocks and buying garbage ones

[Anonymous No.25132230]

>>25132155
>betting on China
GET GOT FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.25132237]

am I doing good guys?

[Anonymous No.25132244]

>>25132061
>Roblox hasn't made money for 16 years

idgaf that you dont want a huge payday im just tellin it how it is so that maybe for once some of the faggots on here can be part of the pump instead of the dump

[Anonymous No.25132248]

>>25132192
I’m only hoping to sell at a 50% loss at this point but fuck me man

[Anonymous No.25132265]

>>25132205
Watch the Georgia senate runoffs. If McConnell holds the senate, he'll want to fuck over any bailouts (though that also means he'll make Biden's appointments even more conservative so a bit of a wash).

[Anonymous No.25132267]

>>25132061
>roblox hasnt made money for 16 years
There are multiple big-name tech companies that have never made money but still top the charts.

[Anonymous No.25132268]

>>25131288
I bought before the dip :-(

[Anonymous No.25132269]

Does anybody here day trade unironically?

[Anonymous No.25132278]

>>25132202
kek

[Anonymous No.25132279]

>>25132155
hahahahahahahahhahaah Lurkin

[Anonymous No.25132286]

>>25132155
>He invested in China
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.25132299]

>>25132269
No I only daytrade ironically while ironically wearing a MAGA hat and ironically sucking dick

[Anonymous No.25132305]

>>25132207
DOOO (BRP Inc.)
PEPE

[Anonymous No.25132304]

>>25132061
Neither has FCEL

[Anonymous No.25132306]

>>25132265
>he'll want to fuck over any bailouts
If McConnell wins the senate he'll fuck over any bank bailouts?

[Anonymous No.25132308]

>>25132155
Poor fag investing in China.

Peak clown world.

[Anonymous No.25132310]

>>25132064
Jack Ma hasn't been seen in public since Oct, anon. I'm not saying BABA stock is exactly in danger, but there might be a bigger dip ahead.

[Anonymous No.25132311]

Anyone invested in SHMP? Might be a good play looking at other aquaculture companies like AQB

[Anonymous No.25132312]

>>25132269
I don’t have 25k yet.

[Anonymous No.25132323]

>>25131253
Merry Christmas boys, may the gains be great and the Bogs be merciful.

[Anonymous No.25132327]

>>25131444
>>25131474
>>25131552
Am I buying the top?

[Anonymous No.25132338]

>>25132306
Depends, but worse economy = better GOP results in the midterms.

[Anonymous No.25132351]

>>25132265
When are those? As much as I hate McConnell I don't want Dems to have full control over all 3 branches

[Anonymous No.25132353]

>>25132269
Tried to do it with SPY/SQQQ options for a few weeks
Wouldn't recommend it

[Anonymous No.25132384]

>>25132351
Jan 5th. PurJEW was 0.01% or so from winning. Lofleer was, at one point, ahead of both Collins (Republican) and Warnock (Dem). But, Obummer, Biden, and Harris have been stumping lately,

[Anonymous No.25132387]

>>25132207
“The Virgin CHAD”

[Anonymous No.25132388]

>>25131992
I bought 1000 shares at $3.40. I'll think about selling at $20.

[Anonymous No.25132397]

>>25132207
MP. Theyre ahead of the game in size, scale and process as they had their come up under Obama when regulations killed every other mining outfit and China owned 70% of the REE market.

[Anonymous No.25132401]

>>25132351
Georgia senate runoff's January 5th. Kind of a coinflip, slight GOP advantage, going by the recent polls.

[Anonymous No.25132404]

Best brokerage?

[Anonymous No.25132409]

Why has JP Morgan's stock recovered so much better from the crash than Wells Fargo's stock has? Would Wells Fargo be a better investment right now for this reason, because it has more potential to retract back to pre-pandemic levels?

Or is Wells Fargo a lost cause?

[Anonymous No.25132421]

>>25132404
I use reddithood but eventually I'd like to check out TD Ameritrade

[Anonymous No.25132438]

>>25132327
desu who knows... its mooning because there is an investor meeting next tuesday. how ever if the $2b dollar deal they got is actually real, who knows how high it'll go

[Anonymous No.25132443]

>>25132409
Wells Fargo is known to be like the shittiest most mismanaged big bank in the country

[Anonymous No.25132445]

>>25132310
Yeah we'll see, I hate that Jack Ma retard either way and I think him being replaced by someone promoted by Xi would make a lot of investors happy to buy back in. I will average in further down if it dumps more, it's not my largest position so I won't have a problem covering the position

[Anonymous No.25132446]

>>25132409
WFC had a shitter CEO. JPM has a 'fortress balance' sheet and is the biggest commercial bank in the US. The also have massive loan loss reserves, which will be reallocated after the pandemic is over. I'm longer JPM than WFC, but any big bank is going to do well in the future due to divvies and share buy backs, which the fed is allowing next year.

[Anonymous No.25132461]

>>25132207
GAYMF

[Anonymous No.25132462]

>>25132421
If the retards that ran RH would get some codemonkeys to heavily upgrade their PC side UI, I'd move everything over from TD desu.

[Anonymous No.25132463]

>>25132443
>>25132446
Ahh thats right, WFC is terribly mismanaged. Would you guys recommend buying LEAPS calls for these two banks after the next dip?

[Anonymous No.25132466]

>>25132404
Fidelity is a boomer interface. Absolute dogshit, but you can invest in their crypto trust funds that are currently getting BTFO kek. My buddy is down 20% in 2 days

[Anonymous No.25132467]

>>25132404
I use Fidelity, Robinhood didn’t have a lot of what I was looking for. But the UI is super simplistic and easy to use, take that for what you will.

[Anonymous No.25132471]

>>25132409
cohen dumping half his billion dollars into WFC will forever be a mystery to me

[Anonymous No.25132480]

>PLTR dumped on Christmas
I will never smile again.

[Anonymous No.25132481]

Time to start planning for next christmasuuu

>>25131876
Who said anything about Biden?

>>25132207
NTR
BBW
CUK

[Anonymous No.25132488]

>>25132421
TD is my favorite

[Anonymous No.25132493]

>>25132409
If 2009 hadn't made banks going under basically illegal, then WFC would not exist today. They have learned nothing as a result. The Boeing of the US big banks.

[Anonymous No.25132507]

>>25132446
>>25132443
didnt the WFC CEO say some ''racist'' remarks during a senate hearing?

[Anonymous No.25132512]

>>25131830
i will be drinking heavily as per usual

[Anonymous No.25132521]

>>25132421
>>25132404

TD ameritrade is good. An individual account takes 5 mins to set up and you can fund it within 30 mins or so by ach transfer. UI is fine, but more complex than reddithood.

[Anonymous No.25132523]

>>25132421
>I'd like to try out TD Ameritrade
You can find more info about it online, but TDA's quotes aren't in real time, which is a major pain in the ass. I think there's a way to fix it, but I haven't yet

[Anonymous No.25132527]

>>25132438
Put in an order for 40k at .0885, am I fucking up?

[Anonymous No.25132528]

It's Christmas Eve why are you here

[Anonymous No.25132534]

>>25132463
WFC has a NEW CEO. That's the reason they tanked the hardest (and cut their dividend). They actually popped on their new CEO and he's gotten good reviews from a lot of analysts. Any bank is going to do reasonably well next year, pick your favorite. I don't have WFC, because I think JPM and BAC are better, but you aren't going get cucked by any big banks.

With Jews you win.

[Anonymous No.25132538]

>>25132481
I actually just downloaded the Amagami ISO and PSX2 today to play it
Alone
;_;

[Anonymous No.25132542]

>>25132528

Why the hell wouldn't I be?

[Anonymous No.25132544]

>>25132528
Because I'm also at work right now and I want to shitpost and have discussions with my autistic stock frens

[Anonymous No.25132566]

>>25132404
I used to work wirh people who traded professionally, TD was what they used.

[Anonymous No.25132570]

how do i buy penny stocks on robinhood app? I searched for OPTI and it wont even come up, I know there's some agreement I probably have to sign but where tf do I find it?

[Anonymous No.25132572]

If I listened to /smg/, I would have never touched chink trash like BABA. i'm down bad bros..

[Anonymous No.25132575]

>>25132493
I guess I'll have to long JPM instead then. I don't want to invest in a historically mismanaged company.
BAC and JPM 2023 calls are a good play then? Slightly OTM 2023 calls?

[Anonymous No.25132577]

Santa shit down my chimney

[Anonymous No.25132580]

CORONA christmas means i get to browse all day basically

[Anonymous No.25132581]

>>25132523
It's ridiculously easy to get real time quotes. No fees or account requirements or anything.

[Anonymous No.25132599]

>>25132507
Yes
>Wells Fargo Chief Executive Charles Scharf exasperated some Black employees in a Zoom meeting this summer when he reiterated that the bank had trouble reaching diversity goals because there was not enough qualified minority talent, two participants told Reuters.


>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/22/wells-fargo-ceo-ruffles-feathers-with-comments-about-diverse-talent.html

[Anonymous No.25132600]

if you wanna bet on banks for 2021 get the 3x bank etf

[Anonymous No.25132610]

>>25132310
Truth is China needs Baba for any world domination plans they may have.

[Anonymous No.25132620]

>>25132599
Based and factual pilled

[Anonymous No.25132625]

>>25132544
what job allows you to do this?

[Anonymous No.25132631]

hey uhhh, markets were red all day, suddenly they're green. what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.25132633]

>>25132528
I'm going over to my parents at night time. It's only 1:40 PM EST. What else would I do? Especially since it's cold, rainy, and the memevirus?

[Anonymous No.25132634]

>>25132600
BNKU, yes. BNKU 2021 calls i might go for

[Anonymous No.25132638]

>>25132512
>>25131945
The only sobriety I'm talking of is from stonk addiction. I'll be enjoying a few drinks for the next 2 or 3 days as well.
>>25132155
>A Day In the Life - /biz/
I'd totally listen to it.
>>25132528
Because this is /smg/ at it's best.
>>25132570
RH doesn't cater to all stocks, sadly. OPTI is one of them.

[Anonymous No.25132643]

>>25132631
bears never get to cum, not even on Christmas

[Anonymous No.25132648]

>>25132625
a shitty callcenter one

[Anonymous No.25132663]

>>25132634
jk, BNKU isn't optionable lel

[Anonymous No.25132665]

>>25132599

>Black

[Anonymous No.25132675]

>>25132542
>>25132544
>>25132633
>>25132638
based. merrry christmas and love you frens

[Anonymous No.25132691]

>>25132625
Any desk job, uniroincally. When I'm working from home, I always have /smg/ up. When my boss isn't around, I always have the thread up and auto updating.

[Anonymous No.25132716]

>>25132528
I enjoy discussing stocks. Its only 10:45 AM where I am and later on in the day I intend to meet up with my friends to shoot the shit.
For now i am drirnking some wine and posting on /smg/ while my wife makes chicken marsala

[Anonymous No.25132724]

>>25132528
Church service doesn't start til 6 so I have some time to kill.

[Anonymous No.25132774]

>>25132675
Merry Christmas anon. We're all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.25132780]

I just wanted a dip to buy why is that too much to ask for

[Anonymous No.25132785]

>>25132527
Well anon if you dont like gambling i would suggest to not buy or sell monday morning since it might bump up a bit more. That being said tuesday will be the day you either lose 50% or x2+

[Anonymous No.25132802]

>>25132225
WFC is the worst bank. JPM, BAC and GS are the only ones I’d consider just because they’re the biggest and safest. BNKU isn’t a bad idea because the sector moves together a lot

[Anonymous No.25132808]

>BABA
bros, does it go lower? my portfolio is basically breaking even after the dip, i'm not gonna sell but idk about buying more

[Anonymous No.25132885]

i'm thinkin we're back GME bros

[Anonymous No.25132897]

>>25132780
A big part of investing is regret minimization. Sometimes it's worth just sucking up and paying the extra couple bucks.

[Anonymous No.25132911]

>>25132885
The iron handed never left

[Anonymous No.25132923]

>>25132480
you PLTR niggers are blind, PLTR has been going nowhere for one month and yet you all expect it to suddenly take off.

[Anonymous No.25132934]

>>25132802
Do you have any equity in these banks? I'm considering buying LEAPS for one or two or all of these securities (except for BNKU which isn't optionable).

[Anonymous No.25132938]

>>25132885
im still waiting for that 13D
why would Cohen stop at 12.9%

[Anonymous No.25132951]

>>25132897
I have no idea how to actually value Momentus because it's pretty close to a first mover in an industry that relies on another company's product which isn't even finished yet; but said product is as revolutionary as the passenger jet or locomotive.

[Anonymous No.25132955]

>>25132480
Trust the plan, shut the fuck up and hold retard

[Anonymous No.25132956]

>>25132572
How much bro?

[Anonymous No.25132993]

>>25132480
>PLTR
you were supposed to sell that already, m8

[Anonymous No.25133007]

>>25132951
It's not really a hard dependency on Starship. Even if it hits a major delay for like a year (doubtful with how far along they are and how rapidly the damn things are built), there'll be plenty of satellites and orbital setup over the next few years regardless. And those'd all be using Falcon 9's.

[Anonymous No.25133010]

>>25132409
jpm is much better and has an investment bank

[Anonymous No.25133015]

NEW
>>25133003
>>25133003
>>25133003
>>25133003
>>25133003

[Anonymous No.25133019]

>>25132934
I just picked JPM because it’s the best ran bank by far and my man Jamie Dimon knows what’s up. Been buying since the high $80s and will still continue to buy for many years.

Some LEAPs aren’t a bad idea as JPM is still trading at 1.6x book value, 15 PE and is still $20 off it’s pre crash highs.

[Anonymous No.25133045]

>>25133007
Sure they can subsist on Falcon 9 rideshares for a while, but the real money in the space economy is going to come from that sweet two order of magnitude launch cost reduction from Starship. With luck it'll reach commercial flights by early 2022.

[Anonymous No.25133103]

>>25131294
I do but none of my three brokers have em ;(

[Anonymous No.25133407]

>>25132538
I wasn’t thinking it was a VN. Not a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.25133481]

>>25133407
yea, gal games are pretty good for lonely virgins

[Anonymous No.25133651]

What's going on here and how to pick the right expiry to maximize returns? Looking at IV and delta, extrinsic is basically the same, so how could I have known that one of these would blow up but the others not so much?

[Anonymous No.25133850]

>>25131679
Set yourself a realistic "good enough" number. If I know I'm buying something to swing, I usually go for fees+10% and call it a day.