/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.25126002]

Christmas rally edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Terminology
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Business TV Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance
https://www.youtube.com/c/BenFelixCSI/videos

>Charts/Live Data
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://market24hclock.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

Previous >>25123042

[Anonymous No.25126018]

Buy pltr

[Anonymous No.25126042]

GHIV is waking up

[Anonymous No.25126045]

i'm high on percy

[Anonymous No.25126054]

>>25126018
always have been

[Anonymous No.25126055]

OPEN AP THE MARKETS KIKE BASTIDS
LETS MAKE SOME FOKIN GAINS

[Anonymous No.25126062]

this is the top (dramatic pause)................forever

[Anonymous No.25126063]

Should I buy all the (You)s?

[Anonymous No.25126065]

>>25126002
You forgot the most important link

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

[Anonymous No.25126066]

It's so green!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.25126068]

There's no such thing as Santa Claus and you I hope you guys have a shitty holiday.

[Anonymous No.25126074]

the wind wont stop fucking blowing and i smell my dads disgusting cigarettes

probably gonna be cold as fuck because the weather always changed drastically after shitty fucking wind like this

>>25126055
based fuck stock kikes

[Anonymous No.25126075]

Good morning! I fucking love UUUU!

[Anonymous No.25126077]

see you guys on the other side

[I love Reddit !qwznexwQhk No.25126081]

guys I just realized this place is for failed normalfags that watch cartoons and are unironically racist I'm leaving and going back to r*ddit

[Anonymous No.25126082]

On this blessed day, I ask our Lord in heaven to deliver us to $30.
Amen

[Anonymous No.25126084]

>>25126055
Based and norfpilled

[Anonymous No.25126087]

Please send negative energy to BlNK. I mean to profit from a put

[Anonymous No.25126089]

everyone into BNKU

easy 100% gain next year

[Anonymous No.25126095]

>>25126068
pfft okay retard

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.25126097]

$644 TSLA, fuck these guys.

[Anonymous No.25126100]

Am I correct in assuming when there are a lot of buyers with limit orders for lower prices, that's bad for the market price of a particular stock? So basically sellers with a high price are good for the stock price?

[Anonymous No.25126102]

2k STIMMY CHECK FAILED
ITS OVER ORANGE CHEETO IS GOINT TO CRASH THE MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.25126103]

Sup poorfags

[Anonymous No.25126115]

>>25126068
bruh just pull out of your shitty positions and do what were all doing :^)

everyone here is buying uuuu, gme, arkk, and clf and you just go uhhh uhhhh TESLA PUTS

[Anonymous No.25126116]

Post all the SPCE. Make me rich on this holy day. Make it kosher, like Christmas

[Anonymous No.25126119]

>>25126063
Rolling for CLF

[7.62 !!g6RjbBhCtFK No.25126122]

2min

[Anonymous No.25126123]

Good morning, I hate bobos and I love CUNNY.
Get all your family UTZ based Christmas presents.

[Anonymous No.25126128]

>>25126089
That true?

[Anonymous No.25126126]

>>25126103
Fake

[Anonymous No.25126135]

I been thinking.
Why isn't nkla at $0? Why hold, it over anything else, thinking "yes, this is the best place to have this money sitting"?
It makes you wonder when people say most investors lose money, well, are most investors just retarded?

[Anonymous No.25126136]

I put everything I got into GME hoping there's a pre lunch pump.

Merry Christmas if I don't make it to close bros.

[Anonymous No.25126138]

>>25126055
>simple a---ARHGHHHHGHHGHG

[Anonymous No.25126140]

UUUU

[Anonymous No.25126142]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.25126146]

Merry Christmas guys

[Anonymous No.25126147]

>>25126082
Amen

[Anonymous No.25126150]

>be europoor
>markets closed until monday

[Anonymous No.25126151]

>>25126102
lmao good i didnt want stupid poorfags to get a bunch of free cash

[Anonymous No.25126155]

Deep State is still looking for more members.

[Anonymous No.25126160]

>BABA down 11%
Why bros

[Anonymous No.25126163]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.25126166]

What the fuck was that!

[Anonymous No.25126165]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[7.62 !!g6RjbBhCtFK No.25126168]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.25126169]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.25126170]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.25126172]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.25126174]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.25126175]

What should I get today ?

[Anonymous No.25126177]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.25126178]

MT guy on reddit just posted again. Get ready for the pump

[Anonymous No.25126179]

>>25126150
>trading on yuro markets
ngmi

[Anonymous No.25126182]

Should I just hold BABA? I only have four shares, but surely this is just a panic sell-off. I doubt China will actually break it up.

[Anonymous No.25126184]

[Anonymous No.25126186]

>>25126160
>buying chink shit
you deserve it commie

[Anonymous No.25126189]

>>25126055
GAM ON PLTR SCORE SOOM FOOKIN GOOOAALLSS

[Anonymous No.25126192]

CONGRESS SAYS NO 2K! GIVE ME MY MONEY YOU OLD ASS SHIT HEADS!

[Anonymous No.25126193]

>>25126142
quack...

[Anonymous No.25126195]

>>25126126
Jealousy

[Anonymous No.25126197]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’m buying the gap down on BABA and hoping it gaps down another 20-40% when trump tweets some nonsense.

What would Cathie and Dalio do? I bet they’re nibbling.

[Anonymous No.25126212]

YES!!!

[Anonymous No.25126216]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.25126219]

haha TSLA ONLY GOES UP

[Anonymous No.25126220]

Merry Christmas boys

[Anonymous No.25126221]

Gimme 500 more shares of GME at market price

[Anonymous No.25126222]

Forgive me. I was too late to cunnybreak the WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.25126228]

HTOO

[Anonymous No.25126232]

buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.25126235]

BFT

[Anonymous No.25126239]

I play this game with myself where I wait for /SMG/ to react to my stocks instead of looking. Say something nice about...

[Anonymous No.25126246]

I WANT MY 2K
I WANT MY 2K
I WANT MY 2K
I WANT MY 2K

[Anonymous No.25126255]

>>25126160
The guy in charge of carrying the wheelbarrow full of stocks down to the CCP headquarters got run over.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.25126258]

>>25126219
DIE TSLA DIE!!!!

[CLF bros... No.25126262]

CLF bros...

[Anonymous No.25126263]

>XIAOMI

Guys...seriously, don't miss out on another NIO here.

[Anonymous No.25126268]

>PLTR
>red

[Anonymous No.25126279]

>GME
>CLF

[Anonymous No.25126285]

Is MP a fucking trap or what? Anyone with knowledge comment? I know it's rare materials and shit but fuck it mooned for a while had a down day yesterday and it's up 4% today.

[7.62 !!g6RjbBhCtFK No.25126286]

>>25126182
>Should I just hold BABA? I only have four shares, but surely this is just a panic sell-off. I doubt China will actually break it up.
you understand the Chinese have ZERO issue breaking the entire company up right?

they literally do not give a FUCK what the consequences are as long as the Party gets what it wants

[Anonymous No.25126290]

PLTR BROS

[Anonymous No.25126291]

Gonna buy BABA next Monday no matter what happens.

The Red Dragon will rise, it's inevitable.

[Anonymous No.25126296]

>>25126018
no

[Anonymous No.25126298]

AMDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.25126308]

>>25126263
>up 50%

[Anonymous No.25126309]

What are the off days for the market in the next two weeks?

[Anonymous No.25126310]

>>25126298
TSM is up +1.7% today though.. which is huge for a crab boomer stock

[Anonymous No.25126311]

>>25126258
Wtf I want TSLA to go up now just to spite baggie

[Anonymous No.25126312]

GHIV

[Anonymous No.25126315]

Just sell me the fucking uuuus at 4.10 and no one gets hurt

[Anonymous No.25126314]

>im not gonna refresh and check stocks all day
>9:32
>OMGOMGOMGOMG LOAD LOAD LOAD REFRESH FIDELITY ROBINHOOD LOAD

[Anonymous No.25126321]

>>25126142
me too fren
me too...

[Anonymous No.25126322]

Go down clf. Just a little more and I can roll my spread at a profit.

[Anonymous No.25126332]

GHIV
GHIV
GHIV

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.25126336]

>>25126311
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

[Anonymous No.25126337]

>PLTR
YAMETE

[Anonymous No.25126344]

i have 2 questions

1. should i average tqqq? my price is 129 and i keep not wanting to average up but just fucking keeps going up i always see it up 1-3%

2. is the mine accident bullish or vale? people keep seeing to buy vale and i bought leaps but all it fucking does is go down

[Anonymous No.25126348]

stop selling retards

[Anonymous No.25126351]

Nice 4 red days in a row

[Anonymous No.25126352]

RIOT still printing. I’m making over 1K a day on options swinging RIOT

[Anonymous No.25126353]

>>25126268
What did you expect from a company that makes excel graphs for retarded CEOs and has been losing money for 17 years?

[Anonymous No.25126354]

>>25126315
odds are UUUU gets down today though. It has an overall trend to follow

[Anonymous No.25126355]

>>25126290
There's a huge sell wall around the $29 mark. Just accept the fact that we're not breaking through until more good news comes.

[Anonymous No.25126358]

>>25126298
AMD will be fine holy shit just fucking zoom out. If you know anything about semiconductors you know AMD has much more room to run.

[Anonymous No.25126359]

>>25126182
lmao china is really fucking mad at this dude

[Anonymous No.25126362]

GHIV BROS!!!

[Anonymous No.25126364]

gevo got that comfy gains feel going on
nice big chunk up each day but not too big as to ring the p&d bells

[Anonymous No.25126369]

PULL UP
>PULL UP
RETARD
>RETARD

[Anonymous No.25126370]

>PLTR
>AAL

[Anonymous No.25126372]

Just sold all my BABA at open. A tidy loss of 6k.
Not too bad but still not great obviously.

I learned my lesson with China stocks.

[Anonymous No.25126373]

>>25126285
The mine and its companies have failed multiple times for a reason. Trying to hype up a 10 year plan to make magnets for EVs is just slapping a new layer of investor friendly paint on a mediocre commodity producer.

[Anonymous No.25126376]

>>25126354
rip.....

[Anonymous No.25126382]

>CLF about to dip below $14
That's it bros...I think that's the top.

[Anonymous No.25126386]

Wh1ich cheapie to buy today

[CLF Pleb No.25126390]

>SANTA BABY, SO HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.25126393]

>>25126353
keked hearthly

[Anonymous No.25126394]

>tfw GHIV negative

[Anonymous No.25126410]

>>25126393
booba

[Anonymous No.25126415]

>>25126358
i think people are just having a hard time seeing AMD transition from penny stock volatility to progressively more bluechip-like movements

[Anonymous No.25126419]

AMPE moon mission

[Anonymous No.25126422]

>he didn't sell PLTR in the 2 second window when it went above 29

[Anonymous No.25126423]

Bros I never used options because I'm European and can't use them at USA but I'm trying to learn a bit because I guess I can at least get some info from them.
Is pic related expecting a fucking massive red dildo in January? Bigger than a 19% drop from today prices?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.25126424]

Why is TSLA going up? My account is going down like an alter boy on a priest's tiny dick.

[Anonymous No.25126425]

>>25126390
Are you listening to Bayern 3?

[Anonymous No.25126437]

>he didn't sell MARA at the peak

[Anonymous No.25126440]

LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAY
THIS YEAR, TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS
I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL

[Anonymous No.25126442]

>clf and vale get high price targets
>go down
>iron and steel prices go up
>go down
>mine crashes and iron prices go up
>goes down
>steel demand goes up
>goes down
>nickel prices go up
>go down

[Anonymous No.25126445]

imagine panic selling PLTR in the daily morning dip

[Anonymous No.25126446]

UUUUUUUUUUUUU
NOOOOOOOOOOO
YOUR GOING THE WRONG DIRECTION!!!

[Anonymous No.25126455]

DEEPSTATE READY FOR TAKEOFF

[Anonymous No.25126459]

BABA bag holders, WW@?

[Anonymous No.25126460]

>>25126373
Gotta love how every company is getting into EV's for that sweet sweet stock pump. Can't wait for J.C. Penny to get into EV's.

[Anonymous No.25126461]

>randomly buy more OPTI
>it goes down

Kek.

[Anonymous No.25126462]

>>25126419
I'm glad it's rising but remember it's a PnD stock. Look at the max range curve, it tends to rise and dump pretty brutally.

[Anonymous No.25126467]

>>25126442
something something buy the news something something sell the rumor

[Anonymous No.25126470]

>>25126422
>He didn't sell Palantir at 32$ and waited until it reaches 15$
I sold at 20$ ffs drop that shit already, the Jews stole my shares AAAAA

[Anonymous No.25126472]

>>25126128
Who knows. But, one thing to keep in mind is that big banks are allowed to raise divvies and start buy backs next year. Plus big banks like JPM have massive loan loss funds, which, if they aren't needed, can be used for other purposes.

[Anonymous No.25126477]

>>25126440
Based George Michael anon

[Anonymous No.25126478]

What's a good stock to day trade? Everything is slowing down

[Anonymous No.25126480]

>>25126446
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.25126486]

UNIRONICALLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.25126488]

BLNK puts are looking tasty right now

[Anonymous No.25126497]

Anyone else just accumulating QCLN and MOON weekly and just being comfy as fuck?

[Anonymous No.25126501]

PLTR AHHHHHHHH

[I love Reddit !qwznexwQhk No.25126506]

>VALE/CLF/UUUU all day
I told you racist losers that reddit is the better site and you didn't listen, now you'll never move out of your mother's basement

[Anonymous No.25126510]

>>25126372
You just made a shit decision.
Buy Bili or Xiaomi.

[Anonymous No.25126511]

My gf is cunnydeep in BABA stock.
How do I makr her happy again?

[Anonymous No.25126514]

>all in on LGVW and GHIV
Feels good being a SPAC bro

[Anonymous No.25126515]

Should I just sell my stocks? Christmas day market always ends up red, right?

[Anonymous No.25126516]

>PLTR
>nearly -3%

[Anonymous No.25126519]

>>25126478
Ford has been pretty easy for me.

[Anonymous No.25126521]

>GME
JUST LIKE THAT

[Anonymous No.25126524]

>>25126394
Huh?

[Anonymous No.25126528]

>>25126446
>>25126480

chill bros, it won't dip below 4 no more.

I hope

>i hope

[SPAC GOD No.25126533]

>>25126042
Bought 4 weeks ago. This is a SPAC that I think will hit 20 but I'm happy around 15

[Anonymous No.25126540]

I see a lot of red, and also a lot of green. Well, it's none other than the Christmas Crab.

[Anonymous No.25126546]

CLFbros I just sucked my first cock, can I post here now?

[Anonymous No.25126547]

>>25126521
i'm selling half my GME on the next big news so i can put it in GME 2.0

[Anonymous No.25126549]

Should I be buying more UUUU right now or will it dip more??

[Anonymous No.25126553]

>gap filled
WHERE ARE MY COOMERS AT

[Anonymous No.25126554]

>>25126353
You know nothing about corporate life if you think "makes graphs for retarded CEOs" is bearish.
Making graphs for retarded CEOs is one of the best ways to make it.

[Anonymous No.25126555]

>>25126425
Another Bayernbrudi?

Never thought my local radio station would be mentioned on /biz/ of all places

[Anonymous No.25126558]

>>25126528
Sold my calls for shares so I don't have to worry about this shit, see you in 18 months.

[Anonymous No.25126566]

>>25126510
>Xiaomi
Based long-term investor.
It sells way more phones than Apple in my country and it keeps growing its market share.

[Anonymous No.25126568]

GHIV IS DUMPING FUCKKKKKKK
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL

[Anonymous No.25126572]

I WANT 2K
>I WANT 2K
I WANT 2K
>I WANT 2K
I WANT 2K
>I WANT 2K
I WANT 2K
>I WANT 2K

[Anonymous No.25126573]

>>25126437
i feel so bad for all the morons who bought mara pre market or at open. they're about to get eviscerated

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.25126574]

I'm not going to even have money to buy the fentanyl to off my self at this rate.

[Anonymous No.25126578]

>>25126480
>>25126486
look at the curve, it has an overall trend + some noise. Today pumped hard because of positive trend + positive noise, today you can expect the negative noise to overcome the trend. That means go down or not go very high to come back to the overall trend.

[Anonymous No.25126583]

>>25126423
this shit is a hedge by someone, not an expectation. you get something like this regularly

[Anonymous No.25126584]

>>25126566
I've never sold a stock in my life.

[Anonymous No.25126589]

TSM! TSM! TSM!

[Anonymous No.25126591]

>>25126554
The problem is that they are retarded, so they will buy any other alternative too

[I love Reddit !qwznexwQhk No.25126592]

>>25126546
wait what, CLF is for gays? I'm so sorry for all of my homophobic comments about steel up until now, I love CLF now, just bought 10,000 shares

[Anonymous No.25126596]

>BABA
>BNGO
>UUU
>LAC
>NIO

[Anonymous No.25126598]

Looks like we won't be having any CLFfaggots today boys.

[Anonymous No.25126599]

PLTR IS A CRABBING PIECE OF SHIT
>PLTR IS A CRABBING PIECE OF SHIT
PLTR IS A CRABBING PIECE OF SHIT
>PLTR IS A CRABBING PIECE OF SHIT
PLTR IS A CRABBING PIECE OF SHIT
>PLTR IS A CRABBING PIECE OF SHIT
PLTR IS A CRABBING PIECE OF SHIT
>PLTR IS A CRABBING PIECE OF SHIT
PLTR IS A CRABBING PIECE OF SHIT
>PLTR IS A CRABBING PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.25126601]

DO I BUY MORE UUUU
AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.25126603]

>>25126442
Daily reminder we’re in fucking clown world. Honk honk.

[Anonymous No.25126605]

if a company buys stocks in another company does that get added to their revenue?

like cloudera bought intel stocks so if intel goes up in that year it gets added to their revenue?

[Anonymous No.25126610]

>>25126568
>being scared of large fluctuations in the first 30 minutes of the market

[Anonymous No.25126611]

merry christmas BABA bros

[Anonymous No.25126612]

>>25126423
Just means so people are thinking things have a chance of crashing. They don't even need to believe it and may just be buying some shorts as a form of cheap insurance

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.25126616]

$645 TSLA. FUCK THIS!

[Anonymous No.25126618]

PLTR about to be blood green

[Anonymous No.25126620]

>>25126566
>>25126510
bros I'm yuropoor and use t212
where can I buy xiaomi stocks

[Anonymous No.25126621]

>>25126578
>Today pumped hard
I mean yesterday.

>>25126601
Wait for it to dip maybe, or buy at $4, idk.

[Anonymous No.25126626]

Redditors selling their houses to buy more Palantir stock to prevent it from falling too much

[Anonymous No.25126629]

>>25126605
look up what a holding company is anon

[Anonymous No.25126634]

BTNW bros looks like christmas came early for us

[Anonymous No.25126637]

>>25126611

[Anonymous No.25126642]

>CRSR
i know this stock like the back of my hand
my puts are printing right now

[Anonymous No.25126643]

>>25126589
i finally dont feel bad for buying back into TSM at $104
i'll never get my $55 cost basis back though because i sold it to buy more GME for a few months...

[Anonymous No.25126645]

Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your portfolio
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey
You, you
I could be UUUU portfolio
Hey, hey
You, you
I know that UUUU like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be UUUU portfolio

[Anonymous No.25126647]

I'M NEVER SELLING
NUCLEAR IS THE FUTURE

[Anonymous No.25126650]

>>25126620
You can buy Xiaomi at Frankfort.

[CLF Pleb No.25126651]

>>25126442
It's consistently hitting new highs every week though, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.25126654]

>>25126246
honestly I am really disgusted how corrupt your system is, feels bad for all the fellow burger bros

[SPAC GOD No.25126655]

>>25126362
GHIV CHADS RISE UP
WHY DID YOU NOT ALL IN UNDER 11

[Anonymous No.25126658]

>ALPN
>PRLD
haha yes it's happening, albeit extremely slowly

isn't the market today just much slower than usual? It feels like there's one trade every minute at best.

[Anonymous No.25126662]

>GME

IKEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.25126668]

Good morning money men

What's the buy over the Christmas holidays?

[Anonymous No.25126671]

>>25126516
>complaining about 3%

[Anonymous No.25126672]

>>25126605
You misundertand what happened. They bought back Intel's stake in Cloudera. It's essentially adding equity like a buyback.

[Anonymous No.25126674]

>>25126263
>>25126510
>>25126566
>xiaomi finally getting shilled more on smg
based

[Anonymous No.25126677]

>>25126555
Based, Bayern > *

[Anonymous No.25126680]

>>25126462
Kek, everytime I mention something it turns to shit

[Anonymous No.25126681]

Buy AML for tasty gains

[Anonymous No.25126686]

>>25126642
so it's permacrabbing now?

[Anonymous No.25126689]

PUMP ALREADY

[Anonymous No.25126692]

My amd calls arent looking to bright

[Anonymous No.25126693]

Any Shroomers notice that psychedelic stocks have been gradually recovering this last week? I've been accumulating healthily.

[Anonymous No.25126696]

>>25126645
nice

[Anonymous No.25126697]

>>25126671
>he didn't sell

[Anonymous No.25126698]

>>25126662
Why the fuck is everyone selling, COME ON GO GME

[Anonymous No.25126699]

Let's all root for Telos the little Deep State that could.

[Anonymous No.25126702]

>>25126616
You had puts on TSLA right?
Why?

[Anonymous No.25126704]

>>25126674
im a poorfag and already have too many stocks but i think its a good buy

[Anonymous No.25126705]

democrats rejected stimulus deal because trumps retarded 2000$ payment

[Anonymous No.25126707]

>>25126372
What was the lesson?
>>25126574
Bullish for helium. I think 4U has helium? Long party city.
>>25126654
It’s extremely efficient at... uhhhh... protecting the property rights of the people who own all the property?

[Anonymous No.25126718]

go tsla go!

[Anonymous No.25126727]

>>25126689
its up 50% in a week, probably needs a refractor period

[Anonymous No.25126732]

>>25126506
Cramer isn't sucking /biz/'s dick, thats for damn sure.

[Anonymous No.25126734]

>>25126702
he always does things that lose money

[Anonymous No.25126735]

For shits and giggles i bought 1500 shares of GTE.. whats in store for me?

[Anonymous No.25126744]

>>25126621
Thanks

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.25126747]

>>25126702
Greed.

[Anonymous No.25126753]

Bought the top of MMED NUMI MYCO PSYC BUZZ ... am I guna make my fungi frens ??!

[Anonymous No.25126761]

>>25126677
You lost me with that anime shit

[I love Reddit !qwznexwQhk No.25126763]

>>25126732
Exactly, Cramer loves reddit what more evidence do you need that it's the superior site

[Anonymous No.25126766]

>>25126753
Yeah you just have to be patient.

[Anonymous No.25126768]

I'm buying BABA cheapies and you can not stop me.

[Anonymous No.25126774]

This year I made more money than the year before.
Consequently I also donated more. Not enough, but it never really is enough.
Don't forget your humanity.

[Anonymous No.25126777]

>>25126689
>>25126662
Why would it? Cohen adds another 3%,stock goes up by fucking 30% over this announcement, and you expect MORE? If anything, it needs to correct first.

>>25126697
I le bought the le dip

[Anonymous No.25126778]

>>25126753
>MMED
Yes. That company alone will make up for any loses in the others

[Anonymous No.25126780]

>>25126698
keep a look out on options volume
we got the big dip yesterday because """they""" bought like 60K puts for January

like anytime you see 5-figure volume for puts, it's blatant manipulation by short sellers -> market makers who sold the puts hedge by selling shares

[Anonymous No.25126781]

>>25126747
Well Gordon Gekko said
>Greed is good
And he's my hero

[Anonymous No.25126782]

>You lost me with that anime shit

[Anonymous No.25126785]

>NET

[Anonymous No.25126786]

>buy dip
>dips lower
>panic sell
>it recovers
I need a whiteboard in my room that just says "have a strategy and dont be retarded"

[Anonymous No.25126791]

Lets go friends, time to print big machine BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.25126792]

>>25126763
You're right, I'm going back there right now! Screw you stupid racists, you're all losers!

[Anonymous No.25126793]

>>25126777
>Why would it

Because this is a clown market

[Anonymous No.25126796]

Snagged BLNK at $50.15. How high are we going boys?

[Anonymous No.25126800]

>>25126774
i bought lunch for my entire office, made dudes beta and the bitches wet

[Anonymous No.25126806]

>>25126761
Can’t be helped

[Anonymous No.25126808]

>>25126753
half of those tickers are probably scams, be careful
there are like 2 legitimate companies in the space, mmed and compass, anything else is gambling on degenerates like denis mckenna to run a company. also truffles suck dick and red light holland is stupid

[Anonymous No.25126810]

So I mailed my sister a ton of socks and tights for christmas in hopes she'd wear them and then send me pictures of her feet in them but instead she just sent me a text that said "thanks" with a barfing emoji, why are women such unapperciative whores?

[Anonymous No.25126818]

i thought clf and vale calls were going to look like tesla

was i wrong

[Anonymous No.25126826]

>>25126055

[Anonymous No.25126832]

>>25126777
it's highly shorted.

[Anonymous No.25126835]

SELL YOUR PALANTIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.25126836]

just sold my apxt at 16,20

[Anonymous No.25126837]

IM 50% IN TLS WHAT AM I DOING

[Anonymous No.25126841]

>>25126705
These fucking nigger dick cocksuckers better figure it the fuck out. I didn't get any of the last money, nor will I be receiving any of this money...but goddamn why can't they just vote on stimulus only without adding so much goddamn bullshit to it?

[Anonymous No.25126844]

>>25126002
Feeling good champs

[Anonymous No.25126845]

FROG is hopping the fuck up damn. No news.

[Anonymous No.25126847]

nah i was just fuckin with u guys again. I'll turn the GME pump machine back on now peace

[Anonymous No.25126849]

You are holding TSLA for the longterm right? Eventually SpaceX will be mining minerals on other planets and this shit will be worth triple at least

[Anonymous No.25126851]

>>25126810
are you a footfag trying to jerk off to your sisters feet? if not this place has ruined me and i hate all you fucking coomers

[CLF Pleb No.25126853]

Pump it

[Anonymous No.25126858]

>LGVW back to COOOMing 10% on open every day

Based

[Anonymous No.25126861]

handle on VLDR

[Anonymous No.25126863]

>>25126818
>was i wrong
No, Tesla still has crab days too

[Anonymous No.25126865]

>>25126849
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-floats-idea-starting-185911561.html

[Anonymous No.25126866]

>>25126810
Holy fucking underrated anon! I spit out my coffee reading that.

[Anonymous No.25126867]

Was that the last chance to get clf below 14?

[Anonymous No.25126869]

I almost went long at $11 fml

[Anonymous No.25126870]

>>25126796
How does $21 sound?

[Anonymous No.25126871]

>>25126810
pics of sis

[Anonymous No.25126873]

>>25126844
oh nononono HAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.25126874]

>>25126835
What's that? Buy more Palantir you say?

[Anonymous No.25126878]

>>25126844
did you put 20k in calls and lose it all?

>>25126863
ive had calls for 3 weeks and its crabbed the entire time.....

[Anonymous No.25126880]

Calling all HorseChads calling all HorseChads report in! This is Fat Rider calling for all HorseChads!

[Anonymous No.25126882]

>>25126835
YES give (them) your cheapies

[Anonymous No.25126890]

Bought the YOUYOUYOU dip

[Anonymous No.25126894]

>>25126693
sssh i've betting getting a healthy stack

[Anonymous No.25126895]

>>25126844
what the hell did you buy
this shouldn't be possible if you practice good risk management

[Anonymous No.25126896]

>>25126865
Still up until then it will increase and electric cars will be the future

[Anonymous No.25126903]

Woah what the fuck
>OPTI

[TexasRancher No.25126904]

I know this community has oldfag. Is it a bad idea to hold rn or should I go cash?

[Anonymous No.25126907]

>>25126818
Vale probably will but definitely not clf

[Anonymous No.25126911]

>>25126880
RetiredHorseman here, waiting for a good point to get back on the saddle

[Anonymous No.25126916]

>>25126882
Who are the (single parenthesis) people?

[Anonymous No.25126918]

>>25126904
Why not both

[Anonymous No.25126919]

>>25126832
>it's highly shorted.
this has frankly been a negative for GME so far because hedge funds are suppressing the price down since their life depends on it

unlike other companies where short interst is only like 20%-40%, the short sellers actually give up and just cover. Meanwhile, shorts here know they can't do that or it will spike the price up so high short-term. I'm assuming they're suppressing the price down until they accumulate enough calls and shares to hedge their short position? Otherwise it doesn't make sense why they keep burning millions in buying puts to suppress the price down.. to double down

[Anonymous No.25126920]

>>25126841
politics.. You hide corrupt and unnecessary things which benefit your special interests in a bill that is supposed to help the Americans. You force the people to vote on it, otherwise the situation will be even worse. It is absolutely disgusting and the people should revolt.

[Anonymous No.25126923]

>>25126835
no...

[Anonymous No.25126927]

why isnt sony's ticker SONY? what a missed fucking opprotunity holy shit

[Anonymous No.25126928]

>>25126904
some cash

[Anonymous No.25126930]

GME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.25126932]

>doing research for new companies to invest it
>open annual report
>see chairman is a women
>close and never visit company again

[Anonymous No.25126933]

>>25126753
Did you buy the dip? You're going to make it, though I'd trim off some of those meme positions if I'm being honest. MMED is good, NUMI I haven't done research on enough to make heads or tails on. SHRM is my risky but has potential bet - if only they learn to file their damn paperwork properly and get trading on Canadian markets again. If they do, they're free money right now since it had retard strength up until Canada alphabet boys stepped in.

[Anonymous No.25126937]

Why does PLTR always poomp to 29 on open then instantly drop before a slight crab either up or down? Are there constant hordes of casual newcomers placing buy orders outside of trading hours?

[Anonymous No.25126939]

>>25126818
clf already went up 100%

[Anonymous No.25126943]

>>25126890
>-0.74%
>dip
This shit is just breathing in and relaxing before the great uranium bullrun of 2021

[Anonymous No.25126944]

>>25126102
I don’t even want 600 if illegals are going to get 1800.

[Anonymous No.25126945]

>>25126844
go to WSB with that shit. we make money at /smg/, not lose it

[Anonymous No.25126947]

>>25126927
It was already taken

[Anonymous No.25126948]

will my jan 15 $8 MARA puts print?

[Anonymous No.25126949]

I'M FUCKING COOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.25126950]

>>25126870
No chance. It’s comfortable at $50

[Anonymous No.25126951]

>selling PLTR before 2025

[Anonymous No.25126952]

I bought sold my MARA before the dip today and swapped it out for UUUU, how much potential does this stock have? I bought because of green candles, I don’t know shit about uranium.

[Anonymous No.25126955]

gme

[Anonymous No.25126957]

>>25126911
Under $20 is easy entry, but I doubt we'll see it again.

[Anonymous No.25126960]

>>25126939
so? go up more

[Anonymous No.25126961]

>>25126849
those are 2 different companies

[Anonymous No.25126967]

>>25126878
Don't know what to tell you bud. I bought 3 weeks ago and im up 28%

[Anonymous No.25126972]

>>25126904
All cash.
t. Oldfag

[Anonymous No.25126984]

>>25126849
this is the average tesla investor

[Anonymous No.25126985]

>>25126878
They haven't all expired yet. Been doubling down. Have 2k in atvi 92.5C 0dte. Let's print boys

[Anonymous No.25126986]

>>25126952
you did what..UUUU is a good play but dude why dump MARA. I know the XRP shit isn't good business but MARA is a solid stock with tremendous upside.

[Anonymous No.25126991]

>>25126948
>MARA puts
Anon, I....

[Anonymous No.25126990]

>>25126844
Stop glorifying losses you shit head that’s life changing money for the majority of the world. Think of all the shit your ancestors went through for you to post this . Shameful

[Anonymous No.25126993]

>high volume candles pump the price
>low volume candles cause the price to fall

What the fuck is happening here?

[Anonymous No.25126996]

my protfolio is always up but my calls are always down? why?

i have clf calls and its always going up in my portfolio and down in my calls? the expiration date isnt even close

[Anonymous No.25126999]

>>25126985
Good god...

[Anonymous No.25127003]

>>25126747
you your chance to sell for profit

[Anonymous No.25127012]

>>25126948
mine are so far!

[Anonymous No.25127020]

>>25126937
The Bog brothers are trying to shake off paper hands. Stay strong fren

[Anonymous No.25127021]

>>25126932
There are a few exemptions, Lisa Su and AMD for example.

[Anonymous No.25127027]

>>25126939
It’s up almost 200% since listing. It pumped to ~$100 in 2008 and 2011. It can still go up.

[Anonymous No.25127028]

>>25126996
because when you bought the calls it was moving like a rocket, now it's crabbing. it's lost some velocity (aka implied volatility), and that gets reflected in the premiums

[Anonymous No.25127034]

>>25126996
don't buy calls if you don't understand what theta is

or buy deep ITM calls where delta is almost 1 then you don't have to worry about theta or vega

[CLF Pleb No.25127041]

>>25126951
>Tomorrow guys! Tomorrow's the day!
>Uh I mean next week! Next week anon!
>Haha I mean actually Palantir's true value won't show until the year 2077

[Anonymous No.25127043]

>>25127034
its clfs fault. STOP BEING SHIT

[Anonymous No.25127046]

>>25126880
We're horsies on the moon
We'll be 80 bucks soon
But there ain't no hay
So we just say "neigh"
As we sing a horsey tune

[Anonymous No.25127048]

>>25126996
stop buying expensive calls on green days, you want to be ahead of the move not running with the crowd

[Anonymous No.25127057]

SELL UUUU TODAY AND REBUY MONDAY?
I feel stupid for being afk yesterday but it's not down that much from it today, what do?

[Anonymous No.25127060]

So we're not going to be on top of threads today either huh

[Anonymous No.25127065]

>>25126990
Whatever. Im 100% options. I go up and down 10-20% a day. I'll make it back Monday if atvi doesn't hit 93. Have 150C skyworks March calls and qualcomm too.

I fell from 24k to 3k in September and made it back in 2 days. I'll do it again

[Johnny Tornado No.25127069]

Serious question

Why is rycey so spycey?

[Anonymous No.25127075]

>>25127041
Have another anime picture to trigger you

[Anonymous No.25127084]

baking

[CLF Pleb No.25127087]

>>25126996
optionsprofitcalculator and don't forget to put in what you paid/the date you bought them. That will at least give you a better understanding of what you need the share price to be in order to be profitable.

[Anonymous No.25127089]

So is this next week going to be shit while everyone tries to cash out under Trump's 2020 capital gains tax rate?

[Anonymous No.25127095]

Energy Fuels? More like Energy Falls, heh.

[Anonymous No.25127097]

>>25126851
What do you mean if not? He just said it in his post...

[Anonymous No.25127103]

new
>>25127090
>>25127090
>>25127090
>>25127090

new
>>25127090
>>25127090
>>25127090
>>25127090

[CLF Pleb No.25127115]

>>25127075
I'm not triggered by anime pictures I've been on this shit website since 2006.

[Anonymous No.25127125]

>>25126647
I know. Nuclear is the patrician form of energy. But the abysmal idiots that take the form of democrats, liberals, nymbys and suburban idiotic moms are afraid of it because of "muhhhh cernobylll muh hirojimaa nagasaky muhhh fuggujima"

[Anonymous No.25127136]

>>25127027
what was the market cap in 2008 or 2011?

how many shares were outstanding?

https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/CLF/cleveland-cliffs/shares-outstanding

do you idiots have any idea what you are doing?

[Anonymous No.25127137]

>>25127057
Just hold it.

[Anonymous No.25127142]

>>25127069
you are buying the semi skimmed rollers, you want RR

[Anonymous No.25127150]

>>25126568
>Dumping to prices not seen since 30 minutes ago
It's over.

[Anonymous No.25127165]

>>25127075
Post more anime tiddies.

[Anonymous No.25127173]

>>25127043
serious question, why did you buy CLF in the first place?

chasing the brief spike when commodities are up short-term
or are you actually looking for long-term value.. in the steel industry..?
was it the """revenues"" that baited you? Despite their huge debt and their low profit margins?

Pic related is another example of a value pick with huge revenues and better profit margins. Its market cap is 900 million right now, does that mean you should put your life savings in it? lol

[Anonymous No.25127175]

>>25127103
based ty

[Anonymous No.25127191]

NASDACK?
WOT THE HELLS THAT THEN SOUNDS LIKE A POOFTER STOCK
YOU NEED RYCEY LAD
SIMPLE AS

[Anonymous No.25127193]

>>25127057
Don't sell. You're panicking. If you believe in the position, welcome dips with buying opportunities rather than being scared of them and looking for flip opportunities. I've let so many good positions leave my hands because I foolishly panic sold. I was in PLTR at $9.70 average with 1000 shares and sold at $17.60. Sure, I made profit, but I was expecting it to drop back to $14 again to buy more. Nope, never happened, and I missed out on it. I got back in with significantly less shares than I originally bought, and I did move that money to other positions that also made me money, but moves like that remind me that selling to try timing the market truly is a fool's play. You'll get it right sometimes, but the times you get it wrong will really fuck with you.

[Anonymous No.25127211]

>>25127173
its going past 2008 prices and nothing can stop it

[Anonymous No.25127228]

>>25126549
Buy more, uranium is a safe long-term bet no matter what the short term looks like

[Anonymous No.25127234]

>>25126693
TBI/PEMTD is financially ruining me.

[Anonymous No.25127254]

>>25126986
It’s very bearish right now. I will FOMO back after 24k gets broken. You are right, MARA should not be forgotten.

[Anonymous No.25127257]

>>25127234
Why did you pick those? Not shitting on you, genuinely curious.

[Anonymous No.25127278]

>>25126951
Why are you guys so obsessed with an excel ripoff company

[Anonymous No.25127280]

>>25127211
but why CLF and not UNFI like i mentioned
CLF is hardly a value pick anymore, at least UNFI is actually close to making a profit now. CLF doesn't even have a PE ratio yet

im unironically thinking of starting a position in UNFI

[Anonymous No.25127303]

>>25127021
Shes asian though, asian woman basically = white man when it comes to busuness

[TexasRancher No.25127319]

I think the responses I got are shit posts.
But my concern is people sell before Christmas.
It's too late now to I'll ride the downtrend.

[Anonymous No.25127788]

>>25126932
>He does research before investing

[Anonymous No.25127969]

>>25126844
Brave lad. A lot of the dumbasses chasing pump and dumps don't come back here to post in shame.

Where's the pajeet posting about buying MVIS calls? Hope he offed himself.